"Click——! I'm asking you big star, can you have something called despair in your eyes? Do you understand despair? You're at the end of the world now, there are zombies out there, and you're still so good-looking? This isn't a meet-and-greet for you and your fans! Remake! ”

“…… Director, why don't you take a break first, this one has been filmed more than a dozen times, and in this state, I'm afraid I will have to shoot it a few more times, and everyone is waiting for dinner. ”

“…… Dinner! Finish eating and continue! Brother Tiger went to find the screenwriter and told the big star about this scene again......"

When he looked at the assistant director Brother Hu with a black line on his face, Li Hao couldn't help but show a wry smile, because the director didn't speak, two hours had passed since lunchtime, and all the people in the crew couldn't eat.

And as the ...... of this film Behind the scenes, Li Hao knows very well what the problem is.

The assistant director Brother Hu is a man in his 40s and almost 50s, tall and burly, with a beard on his face that looks very strong, a messy curly hair tied into a ponytail is also very literary and artistic, but the assistant director who looks very aura was trained by the director who was more than ten years younger than him to have no temper at all, that is, when he walked in front of Li Hao, his face was so black that he could be used as ink with a little water.

Li Hao smiled helplessly, handed over a cigarette, and said, "Brother Tiger, dissipate your anger, Kang Dao is this temper, not to the right person, don't take it to heart when you are old." ”

The assistant director took Li Hao's cigarette and took a hard puff as if he had a grudge against a cigarette, the smoke spewed out of his nose, looking like a bull demon king, but after listening to Li Hao's words, he could only sigh and say: "I have been with Director Kang for several years, of course I know his temper, and he is also very helpless when he encounters such an awkward scene from head to toe." Why don't you change the script again? ”

Li Hao smiled with a smile that wanted to cry, and said: "Brother Tiger, I have changed the script N times, a good apocalyptic zombie movie, I am going to change it into a special fantasy film, 1 dead fat house with 5 young ladies with special functions in the apocalypse to kill the Quartet, the audience will not buy it as long as they have a little IQ, you don't waste time here in the script, really, changing the starring role is the king." ”

"Aren't you talking nonsense? He is designated by the management, and no one can replace him. ”

"Let me put it this way, when I first got this script, I thought it was very good, although it was a very cold subject, but the novel was originally very well written. The protagonist is a dead fat house who stays at home and writes online articles, and suddenly one day a zombie comes, with his own intelligence and perseverance, plus a little luck, after escaping death again and again, he has really transformed from a timid, greedy, selfish, and obscene passerby to a big coffee who can not only live by himself, but also live with the people around him, and every progress of the protagonist is full of tests.

What does it take to play such a role? Acting, right? But look at that person, as an actor, he doesn't lack anything, what he lacks is acting skills. I don't even want to say anything about my understanding of life, but I have to have acting skills. If you want me to say, play it instead, I think this role is simply tailor-made for me. ”

"Can you pull you down, replace you? Are you handsome? Do you have a tall house? Do you have any money? Most importantly, do you have a lot of followers? You go? I think you want to take the opportunity to get close to the young lady of other people's 'peerless beauty', right? Don't give me nonsense, either you change the script, or you go and talk to the big stars yourself. ”

The assistant director is also a director, and the assistant director of the family got angry, and Li Hao had to come to the male number one of this movie. The leading male lead is a young actor named Gao Yang, although he is young, but he has a huge fan base in the circle, objectively speaking, this guy is still very handsome, and he is the kind of very sunny, very healthy and handsome, standard clothes are thin, undressed with meat, singing and dancing are also good, is this acting skills......

Seeing Li Hao swaying in front of him, Gao Yang, the big star who was sitting on the hood of the jeep and picking up a boxed lunch, couldn't help frowning, wanted to say something, but after hesitating for a while, he just struggled to pick up the rice. His assistant was very distressed and handed him water, gave him an umbrella and fanned him...... The weather was very hot, so hot that everyone on the set was like being in a steam room, and they were sweating at any time.

"That, Brother Yang." Li Hao smiled and got close to the big star Gao Yang, in fact, Li Hao's age is a few years older than Gao Ye, but people are more popular than people, Gao Yang is a big star, and he Li Hao said that it was the screenwriter, in fact, in the cast and crew of the movie, at most it can only be regarded as a staff member, and the screenwriter's signature is for another big coffee.

Gao Yang said with a gloomy face: "Screenwriter, you can say whatever you have, I know, I don't have a good grasp of this role." That's what he said, but whether he really thinks he can't act well, Li Hao knows by looking at his eyes.

Li Hao laughed and said: "First of all, you must not be blamed for this, if you want to blame, you have to blame the original author, and I don't know what kind of dark psychology he has, if you have to write the protagonist as a dead fat house, or maybe he himself is a dead fat house." The problem is, Brother Yang, you are not such a person, your handsome face, scumbag and unruly eyes, no matter what, you can't be obscene...... I mean, it's not that you're not fit for the role, it's that the role isn't worthy of you. ”

"Don't say it's useless." Gao Yang snorted coldly and said, "Since you said that it is not my problem, it is the problem of the script, you hurry up and change the script." ”

"Brother Yang, you really didn't say anything about your dedication. Let's just talk about the details, just the details. It's you...... No, no, no, it's the lewd man you play, because he peeked at the young lady taking a bath, and he fell into the river where the young lady was bathing (scolded in my heart, Nima's original work was really shameless), and he was supposed to be beaten into a pig's head by the young ladies, but it happened that a serpentine monster came out of the water in the river, and the protagonist accidentally saved the young lady's life. That snake is unusually ferocious, so you are very desperate to find that you must be hanging, and before you die, you decide to be a hero, tell the young ladies to run away, and go to block the snake monster yourself.

What about your question, that kind of heroic spirit is expressed. But you seem to have been born to be a hero, and you didn't show the process from obscenity to mistake, from mistake to despair. I know you're a natural hero, but he's not the character you play, this place, you think about it carefully? ”

After all kinds of nice words were pasted, Gao Yang's face looked a little better: "I'll try my best, but I can't figure out why this man would peek at other people's baths......"

"Yes, yes, this garbage character is really difficult for you. But we can't always NG, right? ”

It's easy to say, I don't know if the big stars really understand, Li Hao watched the crew turn on again, and after a few sips of water, he quickly went to put on makeup...... If the group performance is not enough, he still has to play the zombie, which can be regarded as earning more money.

I don't know if Gao Yang really listened to his words, or if he figured it out himself, or if the director was tired of it, in short, this time, Gao Yang passed quickly, tortured the crew for a scene in the morning, and finally passed. The stars can go back to the make-up car to blow the air conditioner, but the whole crew still has to rush to set up the scene of the night show.

Li Hao finished dressing up as a zombie, and he didn't take off his makeup, so he was busy moving props again.

The name of this movie is "Doomsday Border", and the investor's propaganda is about making a pure domestic zombie film, because zombie movies have long been rotten in Europe and the United States, but they have not been filmed in China. I don't know why the management has to compete with this theme, but for Li Hao, this is not important, the important thing is that the screenwriter of this drama did not have time to change the script, so he handed over the work to his downline, and the downline gave the work to Li Hao.

can earn a lot, and you can also get close to big stars, and most importantly, Li Hao himself is also very complex with this theme. When he was still in college, he watched Will Smith's "I Am Legend", and he really wished that he could write such a novel and make such a movie. Of course, it has been many years since he graduated from college, and he has not written any decent works, but he didn't expect that he would have such an opportunity to realize his wish by changing the script.

It was getting dark, but the temperature didn't drop much.

The night scene is a literary drama, a scene where the male protagonist and several young ladies fall in love, so Li Hao doesn't have to play a zombie part-time, he ran to the gate of the film and television city to buy a super large iced Coke, moved a small bench, sat behind the outermost camera, and silently took out a cigarette.

Someone stretched out two fingers next to him, Li Hao turned his head and saw that it was a young man who looked a little similar to Gao Yang and had a very close figure, and even the clothes he wore were the same as Gao Yang's clothes in the play, but this was not Gao Yang's fan, but Gao Yang's martial arts, and he was also a guy who couldn't get famous after a long time in the film and television city.

Wu Ti is called Gao Ye, and Li Hao is familiar with him.

handed a cigarette to Gao Ye, in all fairness, Li Hao felt that Gao Ye was more upright than Gao Yang, and he didn't have to say anything about his skills, but ...... Maybe that's life.

Gao Ye sat down next to him, took a leisurely puff of cigarette, and said, "The special ones are all surnamed Gao, why don't I and others have the same fate?" Sometimes I think, if only the acting in this play was real, zombies don't care if you are a big star or a rich person, bite it up, and in the end it will be a special ending. ”

Li Hao smiled and said, "Don't be so dark, if there are really zombies, then everyone will have to finish." ”

"Click......

The director was so angry that his angry shouts came out again.

"Those group performances over there, what the hell is in their heads? Who made you run into this scene? ”

Li Hao and Gao Ye turned their heads to look, and both of them showed sympathetic expressions.