Chapter 092: Zhang Ji Feng Shui Office
The deaths of Long Chen and his father, no one in the world except me knows what happened, even the old bachelor thought that their deaths were caused by my lower luck.
As for Zhang Xia.
The ancients said, those who are close to Zhu are red and those who are close to ink are black, Zhang Xia was originally a very good person, but after marrying Chen Long, she also had the mentality of a superior who looked down on people. After the old bachelor and I helped her solve the problem, she didn't think about reciprocating, but went along with Chen Long, ignored the matter, argued with me several times, and asked me to find her husband.
Previously, she invited people to throw tens of thousands of dollars outside, just because those people were so-called masters, and when they came to me, they changed their words to call me "Xiao Zhang", which is really capable.
But for the sake of her being Haozi's cousin, I'll let her go, as for the luck value, it's impossible for me to help her recover, so I love to invite which master to please whom.
In other words, the Zhang Ji Feng Shui Office of the old bachelor and I has been open for 29 days in the blink of an eye, and during this time, I and the old bachelor ate instant noodles and wanted to vomit.
So at noon the next day, when I took out the last two buckets of noodles from the box, the old bachelor showed a retching expression and said: "I really can't eat this thing, today is the thirtieth day of the opening of our feng shui office, and there is no list for a whole month, I am wondering if we should sell everything that can be sold, this shop and the house we rented, are all three-year, how to say that it will cost 200,000 yuan, it is not in vain." ”
"If the reputation is not out, naturally there is no one, how many people are there in this city, just the one we know has encountered two cases of Gu Witch Curse harming people, and there must be a lot of others, our leaflets have only been printed 1,000 copies, and the advertisements have not been hit at all, and it is not unusual that they have not opened."
"Wait for two more days and eat waste, eating too much instant noodles is like poison, I'm an old man who is not as good as you young people, you can't die if you drink dichlorvos, the city routine is deep, I want to go back to the countryside."
As the old man was talking, an old woman came to the door.
The old woman held a flyer in her hand, glanced at the company's door number, and I quickly asked, "Mother-in-law, do you want to tell fortunes and pray for evil spirits or look at feng shui?" ”
"I'm looking for Master Zhang." The old woman said, looking at the old bachelor.
"I am Master Zhang." The old bachelor straightened his clothes and said. "You may be seated."
"Master Zhang, I'm coming to you to show my grandson." The old woman said.
"What's wrong with your grandson, can you tell me more about it?" The old bachelor asked.
"My grandson was fine yesterday morning, but at noon he said that he was sleepy, and his mother found out that he had a fever, but he didn't get better after taking a fever injection, and he kept saying that he saw his grandfather from yesterday to today, but his grandfather has been gone for several years." The old woman said.
"Then I'll go with you to take a look, your house is not far from here, right?" The old bachelor asked.
"It's not far, it's in the neighborhood not far away, master, come with me to take a look."
"Okay, you lead the way."
The old bachelor said that he walked out of the company with the old woman, and I whispered: "Earn money and bring some delicious food, I won't eat this instant noodles, and leave it to you." ”
The old bachelor ignored me and went downstairs with the old woman.
In the evening, the old bachelor returned to the company with a tired face, and I saw his listless appearance, so I asked, "At such an old age, who else can you give a strong point?" ”
The old man sat down with a yawn and said, "What do you think happened to the old woman's grandson?" ”
"Listening to the old woman's description, it's just an ordinary scared soul, did you encounter a ghost?" I asked.
"When you encounter a big-headed ghost, don't you just scare your soul away, and you almost scared Lao Tzu out of your soul!"
"What's going on?" I asked, a little curious.
"It's nothing at all, the old woman thinks about the old man, and hangs the old man's portrait behind the bedroom door, but I haven't seen any problems for a long time, as soon as the door is closed, there is a shroud hanging under the portrait, and it looks like a standing person, the old man is still ugly and scary. Today's child has a lot of imagination, but he just thinks that his grandfather is here, and he is busy for a long time, and I don't want to ask for money, so I finally helped their family re-position the furniture and bonsai, and earned 500 yuan. ”
Nowadays, people's thinking pressure is greater, and their imagination is more active and rich, so many of the old customs that have been handed down in the past are not applicable, such as the placement of the portrait of the old man after his death.
It was not easy to take a photo in the old society, many people may take such a photo for the rest of their lives, and the filial children and grandchildren will hang the portrait of the old man in the house, and the black and white portrait will be draped with a black cloth, which will be suitable for everyone at first glance.
Nowadays, there are many handsome guys and beautiful stars, and fans like idols, so they buy the stickers and posters of idols and stick them on the wall, because these people have good looks and beautiful painting styles, so they will not cause discomfort to people, but people are divided into good and evil, and even more beautiful and ugly, and the appearance of most ordinary people is not enough to make people pleasing to the eye, even between relatives.
The portraits of people after death are all black and white, which is easy to think of bad scenes, and if the deceased on the portrait is ugly and ugly, it will naturally scare people.
People have three souls and seven souls, one of which has five senses and six senses of the main body, once frightened, it will produce great fluctuations, with the current scientific explanation is that adrenaline rises rapidly, stimulates the heart, causes the heart to overwork, thus causing arrhythmia, when the sense of fear rises rapidly, it leads to the death of people's subjective consciousness, or the death of consciousness.
People are scary can indeed scare people to death, things are scary people will also scare people to death, people in the old society believe in ghosts and gods, some places in the construction of the land temple and Wong Tai Sin temple will be designed under the temple mechanism of the spring, once people step on the bottom of the temple on the ash board, the temple will jump out of a fake ghost and god head, can scare people to death.
In addition, it is important to hang portraits of the dead and the portraits of the deceased on the walls.
Except for the portrait of the great man, which contains a trace of Tiangang's breath, which is called the holy heavenly face, the remains of any other person after death are all yin faces.
There is a saying that Guan Gong does not open his eyes, because everyone who understands knows that Guan Gong is going to kill people when he opens his eyes, and in the same way, the old society has also given birth to a lot of grotesque sayings in a hundred years, there is a saying that the yin face should not laugh, and the laughter of the evil ghost is definitely more terrible than crying, so the paintings posted on the wall at home, except for the portraits of great men and religious gods, the rest of the portraits of the deceased are best replaced.
Sometimes when you look at someone who feels amiable, it may look another way in the eyes of your own children.
I didn't expect that the first business after the opening of our company turned out to be an oolong, but the old bachelor can be regarded as a meritorious service, and he also earned 500 yuan, at least for the next week, it is enough to save our food expenses.
Once this business opens, there will naturally be a second order with the first order, but now people feel that there is no hair on the mouth and no work is firm, and every time the person who comes to invite is an old bachelor, this is in the name of the old bachelor's apprentice if I go out.
People, once they encounter something strange and worth gossiping, they will spread ten or ten hundreds, especially the old bachelor, who also likes to show off, often in front of everyone, the Taoist talisman is lit to practice, some people question him, saying that he is using white phosphorus to make magic, the old bachelor is more real than people, so he soaked his hand in a basin of water, and performed a spell without fire spontaneous combustion on the spot.
So three months after the opening of our Zhang Kee Feng Shui Office, the reputation of the old bachelor gradually opened up in the surrounding area.
When some shops opened, the owner of the trade feng shui would ask the old bachelor to cut the ribbon, and give three hundred and five hundred each time.
Generally speaking, people who are really capable rarely show off their skills in front of ordinary people, but I have no reputation with the old bachelor, and those who have big things will not come to us, so in order to make a living, we can only deign to go to the cave to make a hard-earned money.
Until one day, we finally waited for a big order, that is, when the public built the elevated, there was a section of the elevated that could not be repaired, and a good elevated highway collapsed immediately, and several workers died successively.
The person in charge of the elevated project was a foreign boss, so he asked the workers which feng shui gentleman in our place was famous and looked for it.
In fact, it is not uncommon for the viaduct to be repaired, and there was a very famous Kowloon Panzhu viaduct in a section of Shanghai in the past, and it was impossible to pass when it was repaired, and several people died successively, and it collapsed as soon as it was repaired.
Later, I invited a monk of the temple, and the monk said that there was a dragon gas under the viaduct in that section of the road, and if he did not change the direction, he would have to repair nine dragons in the town of Tianlong, and the contractor said that the nine dragon pillars were built into the nine dragon pillars, and the bridge was really erected, and there were no accidents.
There was a worker's family who happened to be helped by the old bachelor, and he said that there was a master Zhang in the Wanda Plaza who was very powerful, so the old bachelor was invited.
Who knew that as soon as the old bachelor went like this, trouble would come.