Chapter 15: My Wife (For the Next God)
The night is low and the mountains are peaceful.
It's just that Dajin is sobbing, but he is wronged, his wife is gone.
Wang Dong was amused, and stretched out his finger to poke Dajin's fat buttocks: "Ouch, little fat dragon, why are you crying?" The butterfly is gone, and there is still a little gold. ”
Dajin turned his head and glared at Wang Dong, with a small expression, clearly contemptuous, as if to say: You don't understand love.
I couldn't help but laugh, and I calmed Daikin again and let it go back to its body.
At this time, Yin Meng regained some of his spirit, and said with red eyes: "Master Li, my grandmother's bones are scattered here, I want to collect them first." ”
Granny Miao is very miserable, not to mention that there is only one skeleton left, and it was scattered in the follow-up battle, I am afraid it will be difficult to find it all.
I didn't say anything, and motioned for Wang Dong to get up and help.
The four of them began to search for the bones, the lighting equipment was turned on again, and the torches were lit, searching the inside and out of the altar.
This search found Tianliang, we can be regarded as finding seven, seven, eighty, eight
Yin Meng began to cry again, put the bones in place, and folded his hands and bowed.
Wei Zongsheng also cried, knelt down and kowtowed: "Grandma, go all the way." ”
Wang Dong and I were also in a low mood, and we worshipped one after another, thanking Granny Miao for her help, she was the hero of this time, but I just started it.
After half a ring, we packed our things and headed down the hill to go home.
On the way, I looked at Wei Zongsheng's arm.
It was night before, I couldn't see clearly, but now I was a little surprised, his arm was already scarred, although there was only one hand in the future, but it was a blessing that his life could be saved.
Butterfly pollen is magical.
"Master Li, I'm fine. I have enjoyed thirty years of glory and wealth, all brought by my wife. She paid with her life, and I only had a broken hand. Wei Zongsheng was very open, and hugged Yin Meng with one hand: "I still have a daughter, she is my life." ”
Yin Meng's eyes were red and he couldn't speak.
I didn't know how to comfort me, but Wei Zongsheng smiled heartily and told me about the reward: "Master Li, the matter is settled, Mengmeng and I can survive thanks to you." The one billion that was said at the beginning is a lot. ”
I hurriedly refused: "No, this business has actually failed." We were talking about saving your wife, but your wife died, Granny Miao also died, and you lost a hand, so I can't ask for your payment. ”
This is the rule, if you fail, you have to admit it, and you can't be greedy for money.
"Yes, Boss Wei, everyone crawled back from the brink of death together, so don't talk about money. You and Yin Meng have a good rest, this matter is over. Wang Dong also said that although he was greedy for money, he couldn't take the billion.
Wei Zongsheng repeatedly said yes, but we all refused.
In the end, he compromised and bowed to me: "Master Li is extraordinary, thank you." ”
I picked him up, said nothing, and went down the mountain together.
Descending the mountain back to the city, we parted.
Wei Zongsheng wanted to go back to Leishan City as soon as possible to bury Yin Tao and Granny Miao, and he didn't want to stay for a day. Yin Meng also had a heart breakdown, and just wanted to go back to his hometown, and he would not come to Dongjiang again for a short time.
Wang Dongmu and I saw them leave, and we all felt a little related in our hearts.
"Brother Li, let's go back too, I'm really scared to pee this time. I've got to get some sleep and go to the bar! Wang Dong retracted his gaze and wanted to indulge in revenge.
"Let's go back."
We went back to the Dongjiang New Town Community, Wang Dong went directly to his villa to sleep, and I went back to my villa a little tired.
As soon as I entered the door, the desire demon came out and looked at me in surprise: "Li Shiyi, why do you have witch energy on you?" ”
"It's a long story, I'll rest first." I waved my hand and looked around the hall, "Where's Shu Tong?" ”
"She's going to school, and today they're in elementary school, and she's going to sweep the floor in a nursing home." The demon replied that she had been taking care of Shu Tong.
I was relieved, went upstairs to take a shower, and fell asleep.
I slept until dark, and when I opened my eyes, I saw that the demon was lying on the side of the bed and poking my face, looking bored.
I said what are you doing?
She gave me a roll of her eyes: "I've been observing your qi, you're very strange, there is more witch energy, and the golden silkworm Gu is not in estrus, hasn't it vented yet?" I waited all night in vain. ”
"Daikin has already vented, and it has found a second wife." I yawned and told the story from start to finish.
The desire demon was shocked when he heard this, and he was afraid for me: "You are so lucky, that Yang Shui is obviously invincible, thanks to her leaving by herself, otherwise you won't be able to see me as the world's number one beauty." ”
Indeed, if the central water does not leave, we may not be able to come out alive.
Thinking about her, she is also pitiful, she was cooked alive and sacrificed, and became a sacrifice to witches and ghosts, and she cannot be freed, which is too miserable.
I shook my head, didn't say anything more to the demon, and went to find something to eat.
As a result, the desire demon grabbed me: "Li Shiyi, although the Golden Silkworm Gu has finished venting, you have to remember that you have taken me to be responsible, hurry up and help me find my body." ”
The corners of my mouth twitched: "Who are you fooling with a doppelganger?" I don't believe in you! ”
The lust demon seems to be sassy, but in fact she is very shrewd, where will she do it herself? I haven't been on it myself for 300 years.
"You're fooling, aren't you? Mention pants and don't recognize people? The lust demon crossed his hands on his hips, "I'll go find another man and let you be green!" ”
"I'm not arguing with you, anyway, I don't believe it's you." I believe so.
The demon pursed his lips and laughed at himself: "Okay, it's a doppelganger, and I'm the one who cheated you." ”
She turned around and left, her back was very depressed.
I couldn't help but blame myself when I saw her like this, and I felt like I had failed her.
This guy is so good!
"Lust demon, you tell me honestly, with me what you are or doppelganger!" I stopped her, knowing that she was pretending to be pitiful and distressed.
The demon suddenly turned around and laughed proudly like a hama skin: "Ho Ho, you still feel sorry for me." But I just won't tell you if it's an ontology or a doppelganger, you can guess slowly. ”
She ran away with a puff of smoke.
I rub!
This!
I patted my head, washed up and went to eat, only to see Shu Tong watching TV, his two calves shaking.
I smiled and hugged her: "Shu Tong, are you good at school?" ”
"Big brother, where have you been? I miss you. Shu Tong smiled happily and chattered about the school.
"The teachers liked me, my classmates liked me, and I received love letters."
"I've got a lot of friends, and they all say I'm pretty!"
Shu Tong was very excited, much more extroverted than before.
"Shu Tong is amazing." I complimented her, and she grinned, then her face sank, as if thinking of something unhappy.
I hurriedly asked what was wrong.
She said a little sadly: "I went to the nursing home today, many grandfathers and grandmothers, but their faces are all black, just like their mothers, are they about to die?" ”
My heart moved, and I touched her head: "Birth, old age, sickness and death are human nature, old grandfathers and grandmothers ......"
I paused as I spoke, realizing that something was wrong.
Didn't I seal Shu Tong's Eye of Death? How could she still see the black gas?
"Shu Tong, can you see my anger?" I asked.
"I can't see it, I can't see everyone's, but I see the old people." Shu Tong replied seriously.
I frowned: "Do all old people have black gas?" ”
"Yes, everybody. Except for the janitor grandfather, he may be in good health. "Shu Tong has a board and an eye.
I secretly thought that it was wrong, Shu Tong's current yin and yang eyes can only see ghosts, and the black gas is afraid that it is ghosts!
The old people of the entire nursing home are already dead, except for the janitor grandpa!
"Grandpa, grandma, are they normal? Can I move? I'll ask again.
"Yes, there are people who talk and laugh, and they are very kind."
That's weird, what's the situation?
Just as he was surprised, Wang Dong's voice came from outside the door: "Brother Li, your wife is here!" ”
"Xia Ling?" I was busy going out, thinking that Xia Ling was not busy.
It turned out not to be, but two girls, both dressed fashionably, youthful, and able to make people look amazing.
Peng Xiaoqi! The goddess of short videos, tens of millions of fans!
She came with a young girl.
I was a little blindsided, and Peng Xiaoqi stared at me: "Who is Xia Ling?" ”
"Ahem, Goddess Xiaoqi, you heard it wrong. It's not Xia Ling, it's Xia Lin, that's my nickname, Xia Lin, the king of Xia. "Wang Dong helped me play a round and looked at me frantically.
"Really? Xia Ling is Xia Ling. Master Li is the number one person in Yunguichuan, and he has a lot of red faces, and I am just a Peng Xiaoqi, and he has long been left behind. Peng Xiaoqi didn't care, but he glanced at me out of the corner of his eye.
I couldn't cry or laugh, Wang Dong continued to help me play the round: "Goddess Xiaoqi, there is really no Xia Ling...... Let me tell you this, since our brother Li left Tianfu, he didn't think about tea and food, he was stunned all day long, and he only muttered a sentence in his mouth, do you know what it is? ”
"What's it?" Peng Xiaoqi became interested.
Wang Dongyi moistened his throat: "Xiaoqi Xiaoqi, my wife!" ”
Peng Xiaoqi was stunned for a moment, the corners of his mouth secretly curved, and then looked at the villa indifferently: "Your home is very good." ”
Burst.
The girl next to her laughed: "Xiaoqi Xiaoqi, my wife, is so cute." ”
"Ahem, this pretty girl, I haven't introduced myself to you just now. In Xiayun Guichuan second feng shui master Wang Dong, the so-called Wang Dong Wang Dong, peerless husband, do you want to add a WeChat? Wang Dong coveted that girl.
The girl smiled but did not speak, and her eyes revealed a strange spirit.
I can be considered to have found an opportunity to speak: "Peng Xiaoqi, why are you here?" ”
"My best friend came back to visit her grandfather, so I came with me and came to travel." Peng Xiaoqi still looked very indifferent, and glanced at me squintedly, "By the way, I would like to visit my Peng family's distinguished guest, Venerable Master Li, and his wife, Xia Ling." ”
I'm choking, how can you be a national goddess?
Wang Dong smiled dryly: "There is really no Xia Ling, just Xia Lin, it's my ......"
Before he finished speaking, a familiar BMW mini drove up, it was Xia Ling's car!
Wang Dong sprayed on the spot, then hugged his fists and said goodbye to me, running fast.
I feel inexplicably weak in my heart, obviously Lao Tzu didn't do anything, as if Mao was cheating and was caught raping?
Xia Ling is really here, oh no.
Lamp pen