Chapter 085: Master
The old bachelor and I sat on the sofa in the hall downstairs, and Chen Long pulled Haozi upstairs, I listened attentively, only to hear this Chen Long lowered his voice and said: "Jin Hao, I believe you to go with you to meet these two people, this is the master you are talking about?" ”
"Is it true that the master has to read it to know, and besides, that Zhang Yang is my college classmate, the bunk brother who has slept for four years, can you speak politely?" Haozi said.
"Oh, it's your classmate for a long time, didn't you study civil engineering, when did you change to feng shui, or did you take the course of infertility?" Chen Long said.
"I've seen their skills, Zhang Yang is my brother, he doesn't want any money if I give him, you let your cousin come to the house to show them first."
"Your brother who has died, I don't know if you play tricks on people, it's not that I look down on people, so can the countrymen play with us city people? The consumption level is there, he just wants to get your money to call you a brother, and I don't know where to find an old man who said that he is a master, obviously carrying a dead mouse in his waist and pretending to be hunting, and your sister believes in this, today Master Zhang will invite Master Li to his home tomorrow, and he will withdraw the money without finishing three sentences, and he threw 1.8 million yuan out to those liars in vain, don't you still look good? Chen Long said.
Haozi told Chen Long that he was angry for a while, and Chen Long continued: "If you can't save face, I'll drive them away, don't dirty my sofa here, I bought my sofa for more than 400,000 yuan, and it really makes my heart furry when they sit there." ”
Chen Long said and walked downstairs with a pouted face, and at this time, a car came from the yard, and a working woman who looked very capable got out of the car, and when Chen Long walked to the living room, the woman just pushed the door in.
"I've been waiting for a long time, you are the Master Zhang that Haozi said?" The woman said and held out her hand to the old bachelor.
"Don't dare to be, don't dare to be." The old bachelor politely shook the woman's hand and said. "My junior brother and I are both surnamed Zhang."
"Yes, my surname is Zhang, my name is Zhang Xia, sit down." The woman said.
"Yo, it seems that today we are destined, and it turned out that our own family met our own family." The old bachelor said.
"Who is your own family with you?" Chen Long said with a straight face. "Wife, don't believe them, that person is your cousin's classmate or college roommate, where do you think the two of them seem to know the door?"
"Oh......" When Zhang Xia heard Chen Long say this, her eyes changed slightly when she looked at me. It's Haozi's classmate. ”
"Fortunately." I nodded to Zhang Xia and said.
"I'm glad to be a fart, I see that you are Jin Hao's classmate, I don't want to embarrass you, if you know each other, go out now, and only honest people like Jin Hao will be deceived by you." Chen Long said.
"Boss Chen keeps saying that I deceived people, what did I deceive?" I asked.
"A college student who has just graduated, doesn't look for a serious job, and goes to the city to cheat his classmates out of money, what are you not cheating?" Chen Long said.
"What evidence do you have that I lied to my classmates?"
"Cousin, Zhang Yang just did me a great favor yesterday, and it's inconvenient for me to disclose the specifics, but he didn't ask for the 10,000 yuan I transferred to him." Haozi came out and explained.
"Is 10,000 yuan still money, is it enough for me to eat?" Chen Long said. "He's just putting a long line to catch big fish!"
"Since Boss Chen said so, then I don't think there is any need to catch your big fish, senior brother, let's go." I said and walked out.
"Hey Zhang Yang, my cousin-in-law is a snob, don't be like him, I came to you to show my cousin, my cousin played with me until she was young, I can't bear to be offended, you have to help her take a look." Haozi hurriedly grabbed me, looked back at Zhang Xia and shouted, "Cousin! ”
"Why don't the two Master Zhang stay and show me." Zhang Xia said with an embarrassed face.
"Look at what, no matter how much money there is, it's not a strong wind, now these college students, their heads are full of money, and they are opportunistic and swaggering everywhere, you see those post-90s in our company who are doing it, and they can't recognize themselves after reading two books, and the simplest things are taught by hand for a month." Chen Long said.
"Oh? Boss Chen said this, it seems that the brain power and hands-on ability are good? ”
"At least better than you." Chen Long was unceremonious.
"Then Bibibei, I see that there are several Rubik's cubes on this display cabinet in your living room, why don't we compare and twist the Rubik's Cube." I proposed.
As soon as I said this, Long Chen immediately laughed, and he said, "Compared to twisting the Rubik's Cube, I may be your ancestor." ”
Zhang Xia also said at this time: "Xiao Zhang, my husband just won the first place in the Rubik's Cube competition last year, you may not be able to compare with him." ”
"Oh, the eighty percent of the first in the community can't compare to my junior brother, my junior brother is the first in our village." The old bachelor said seriously.
"I'm not talking about a district," Zhang Xia couldn't help but laugh when she said .......
"Okay, okay, I'll compare with him and let him die, rural people just don't know, I don't like to play with rural classmates when I go to school, I used to be a rural classmate also said a wise saying, what people in this life, can be admitted to the civil service has reached the top, Jin Hao's school is also undergraduate, since you are classmates, I suggest you go home and buy a few career book exam books, don't set your goals too high, after all, civil servants are the pinnacle of life, first take a career exam to work, Don't pretend to be a master all day long, and be a fool to others. ”
Chen Long said, took out two third-order Rubik's cubes from the cabinet under the display case, and said: "The Rubik's cube on the display case is made of Nanhong Agate, just like these Rubik's cubes, it is expensive, I am afraid of getting dirty, so let's play this, I don't bully people, you start first." ”
I took the third-order Rubik's Cube from Long Chen's hand, and Long Chen didn't look at me, picked up a glass of water on the table and drank it to himself.
"Husband, he ......" Zhang Xia said with wide eyes and pointed at me.
"Don't worry, what if I'll let him do it for thirty or fifty seconds?"
Chen Long said with a smile, turned his head and glanced at me casually and wanted to drink water as if nothing happened, and then stared at the Rubik's Cube that had been screwed in my hand like a ghost.
"You...... I didn't mess with it when I just gave it to you, right? Chen Long asked with a completely disbelieving expression, pointing at the Rubik's Cube.
I stuffed the Rubik's Cube in my hand into Chen Long's hand, then took the Rubik's Cube in his other hand and quickly dialed it up with my right hand in front of him.
Syllable!
The Rubik's Cube is restored and thrown on the table.
"This, how is this possible, the third-order Rubik's Cube world record is five seconds, or two-handed, you can be so fast with one hand, this is magic, right?"
"To be honest, junior brother, your hand speed is still too slow compared to the family teacher!" The old bachelor looked at me and said earnestly.
Chen Long was already confused, opened his mouth, and seemed to want to ask something, but in the end he didn't ask.
Since I learned the Tao, I have practiced qi day and night, my body is lighter, my strength is greater, my brain is more flexible, and the speed of twisting the Rubik's Cube is much faster than before, but the old bachelor is right, because compared to the master, my reaction speed is still too slow.
"There is a sequence of hearing the Tao, there is a specialization in the art industry, the Rubik's Cube is actually not what I am good at, for Haozi's sake, I don't care about the previous things, let's talk about business, I heard Haozi say that cousin, you are pregnant with four stillbirths in a row, can you tell me more specifically?" I ignored Long Chen and cut straight to the point.
"Oh, sit down, both of you." Zhang Xia hurriedly beckoned us to sit down. "Haozi, go and pour two glasses of water for your classmates and masters to drink."
"Oh." Haozi answered, turned around and walked in the direction of the water purifier to pour water.
Zhang Xia said: "It is such two masters, five years ago, I had a firstborn child shortly after my husband got married, but the child was thin, and he slipped in six months, the child was not fully developed in all aspects, the resistance was too poor, and he failed to survive in the sterile cabin, and then he was pregnant with three children, but all of them were miscarried in less than two months, so my husband and I did not dare to have a child for nearly two years, and the menstrual affairs did not come a few days ago, so I went to the hospital with my husband to check it, but I didn't expect to break the child again, but this time I was afraid, I'm afraid I still won't be able to keep it. ”
"Well, the general thing Haozi told me, now the specific thing is whether there is any physical problem between you and Boss Chen?" I asked.
"No problem at all, my husband and I pay attention to health, since we plan to have children, we often go to the hospital to check the body, we went to a professional institution to check, my eggs and my husband's tadpole activity are also very healthy, I can't see anything wrong at all, in order to have a healthy baby, I pay attention to my living habits and diet every day, even the PH value is also paid attention to adjust, but it is useless."
Zhang Xia cried as she spoke.
"What is PH?" The old bachelor asked in a whisper.
"pH." I whispered back, then looked at Zhang Xia and asked, "Cousin, don't worry, I heard what Boss Chen meant before, I guess you have come to see Mr. Feng Shui before?" "Yes, after the first child slipped birth, I paid attention to this aspect, our family and Haozi's family believe in feng shui, for fear that there will be problems with the feng shui of the house, and have found several gentlemen to see, but the second child still did not keep the child, the third child found the most famous master in our city to come to my house or the same, and finally we spent a lot of money to ask for a fetal protection charm from a famous living fairy in the field, it still didn't work, so I no longer dared to have children, this matter has always been my husband's heart disease, who knows that a few days ago I accidentally got pregnant again."
"Oh, you're guilty too." The old man got up and looked around the villa as he spoke. "Look at the indoor and outdoor layout, there are mountains, rivers and sunshine, transparent in all directions, and the hedging style in each room is also very particular.
"That's right, those gentlemen also said the same thing before, saying that my family is a treasure land of five blessings, and now you also say the same, which means that our family's feng shui is no problem, so why can't I conceive?"
Zhang Xia cried again as she spoke, lying in Chen Long's arms and crying so sadly.
I said, "Feng Shui is a yang house and a yin house, if your yang house is okay, then you have to look at the yin house." ”