453 The most absurd words and words

"Young girl, I was forced to do it just now, I couldn't bear to be shocked before I made a move on you, I apologize to you. Watermark Advertising Test Watermark Advertising Test Benefactor Alliance has just been established, don't let Engong disappoint us, please focus on the overall situation. ”

Li Mu glanced at Bai Suzhen, and a big hat was buttoned first.

Xiaoqing obeyed Bai Suzhen's words.

It stands to reason that Xiaoqing is furious, and Bai Suzhen should have no problem persuading her.

But now, Bai Suzhen is pretending to be a ghost, and there is obviously a ghost.

This is also normal, Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing are a family, and they are strangers.

Besides, it is not normal for a person to fool into the alliance of repaying benefactors, and not to test them.

After all.

Repaying her kindness is related to the white lady's road to becoming an immortal, and she can't be careless.

Bai Suzhen is just kind, and she is not stupid.

What's more, Bai Suzhen is an unscrupulous person who can seduce Xu Xian to marry on the same day, steal the treasury silver for Xu Xian, snatch the soul of the beggar grandmother and grandson from the hands of black and white impermanence, steal treasures from Liang Wangfu for Xu Xian's fame, and do not hesitate to flood Jinshan Temple in order to save Xu Xian......

Except for Xu Xian, she doesn't care so much about outsiders.

Equating Bai Suzhen's kindness and weakness is really stupid!

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"Xiaobai, Xiaoqing is anxious, you have done such an excessive thing to her, don't let her take such a breath, there will be mustard in your heart in the future, and it will not be good for anyone. I can't help either, you two have fought with your skills, no matter who wins or loses, even if the matter is revealed. Bai Suzhen stopped and said softly, "You don't have to worry about Engong, I have cast a trick on passers-by, and they can't see your ......."

Distraction!?

Help relatives but don't help.

I didn't expect you to be such a white lady.

Li Mu glanced at Bai Suzhen resentfully.

His biggest headache is these unreasonable immortal techniques in Xinbai.

There is still logic to follow in the spells in the world of fairy swords and immortals, but stealth techniques, teleportation or something, it's too nonsense!

With his current ability, he can't crack it at all!

He didn't even notice that the people around him were being tricked!

Li Mu was stunned.

Xiaoqing had already rubbed her body and pounced, and went straight to Li Mu's front door: "Dead fox, see if I don't kill you today?" ”

Li Mushan took a step back and waved his hand: "Imperial Sword Decision!" ”

The intelligent flying sword behind it came out in response, and the flying sword danced wildly, forcing Xiaoqing back.

He didn't use the power of the demon pill.

And the Imperial Sword Technique is the most powerful move he has mastered, and after being blessed by his super personal quality, the power has increased a little, and it has a bit of Li Xiaoyao's sassy and heroic posture when he first came out of the rivers and lakes!

Xiaoqing praised it, waved his fist and pounced again: "Good fox demon, you have some ability, come again!" ”

When Xiaoqing showed his true skills.

After a while, Li Mu fell behind.

Edgeworth is just the beginning of the art of edgeworth.

Li Mu does not have Li Xiaoyao's talent for martial arts, and usually fights the world with skills or mouth cannons, and there are very few real battles.

Fighting against a big demon like Xiaoqing, who has at least eight hundred years of Taoism, and not using the power of the demon pill, is obviously a little difficult.

What's more, Li Xiaoyao and Lin Yueru joined forces, and they couldn't beat the thousand-year-old spider spirit with the Thunder Spirit Bead, not to mention that Li Mu fought the green snake alone.

……

"It's blowing so hard, and it's just that." After Hu Xiaotong looked at more than ten moves, Li Xiaobai, who fell into the disadvantage, snorted secretly, his eyes flickered, and his mind became more and more active.

"Li Xiaobai is powerful, his physical strength is endless, he moves critical hits, and dodges MAX; Xiaoqing is not possessed by the chief, twists his waist with a move, farts and smashes his heels, and Xiaobai will step on dog shit in the battle, and the boat overturns in the Y ditch, if Xiaoqing can win Li Xiaobai, unless the sky collapses and the water flows backwards......" Li Hailong paid nervous attention to the battle, and kept breaking thoughts, in his unique way, to add to Li Mu.

"......" Hu Xiaotong heard Tang Bohu's muttering clearly, the corners of his eyes twitched a few times unconsciously, and he quietly walked away from him a few steps.

Tang Bohu's symptoms are obviously more serious than Li Xiaobai's!

Bai Suzhen glanced at Li Hailong, and suddenly felt that this so-called alliance of repaying kindness was unreliable.

Just now, Xiaoqing regained her senses, and flew all the way to find trouble with Li Xiaobai, Hu Xiaotong and the two of them had heavy steps, and the performance of ordinary people made her suspicious.

Returning the favor is not a treat.

If Li Xiaobai was just three ordinary people, he would have one or two small spells to trick people.

Then this so-called alliance of beneficences is a joke.

It's better for her to do it alone!

Fortunately, Li Xiaobai gave her a hint of surprise, but it was only a hint, Bai Suzhen sighed: "The swordsmanship is brilliant and magnificent, it is the authentic Xuanmen, but the skill is too shallow, even Xiaoqing is not as good as ......"

The voice did not fall.

Burst!

The little green foot in the battle suddenly stepped on a bubble of shit......

Coincidental?

Bai Suzhen was stunned.

Xiaoqing made a wrong step, and the other foot accurately guessed another bubble of fresh shit in the grass!

"Ahh

stepped on two bubbles of shit in succession, Xiaoqing's mentality almost collapsed, she felt that she was unlucky today.

And then.

She glared at Li Xiaobai angrily, and her moves became more and more aggressive.

It's all this damn bastard!

Xiaoqing transferred all the resentment in her heart to Li Xiaobai's body, if she didn't beat him and vented the resentment in her heart, she would go crazy.

"Li Hailong, what are you doing? Get some great assists. Li Mu yelled angrily.

There is not much of the Demon Pill's power reserves left.

Fighting with Xiaoqing, it is too cost-effective to use the power of the demon pill, and the sword moves in the intelligent flying sword are set, and he can't control the power well!

It's not good to hurt Xiaoqing!

It's too late to use magic.

Do you want to use the following for you to eat?

But after using it once, Xiaoqing was provoked like this, and if you do it again, I'm afraid you won't die!

Li Mu had a headache, the skills he chose this time had too many side effects.

Xiaoqing's feet were covered with dog shit, looking at what she meant, she always wanted to throw the shit on him, intentionally or unintentionally, which disgusted Li Mu, and she didn't want to fight her at all.

What's more, he also verified that he didn't rely on crooked ways, his martial arts were far behind Xiaoqing.

Activated the flight of the imperial sword, Li Mu flew into the air: "Young girl, don't fight, we are a family, look down and don't look up, it's not good-looking to make a lot of trouble......"

Xiao Qingcai, who was angry, ignored what Li Mu said, she wanted to beat him up, and she flew up and chased after him.

The two chased and fled, and circled around the edge of the West Lake.

"Edgeworth Flying?" Hu Xiaotong was stunned.

……

No coincidence!

Bai Suzhen subconsciously looked at Li Hailong.

Xiaoqing stepped on the shit, Li Hailong's eyes lit up all of a sudden, from the time he crossed to the present, he blew I don't know how many cows, even he forgot what he said, he didn't know which sentence was realized and which sentence was not realized......

This skill of betting on odds is completely irregular, which makes him really uncertain.

Li Hailong even wondered if the probability of blowing the conch was the same as the penguin game lottery, the probability was outrageously low.

Right now.

The two bubbles of shit that Xiaoqing stepped on during the battle gave him hope of success.

Li Hailong learned Bai Suzhen's spell casting method in the legend of the New White Lady, and put his four fingers together:

"I am the Emperor of Europe, and every word I say will be fulfilled."

"Three seconds later, Xiaoqing's skirt will be blown up by a gust of wind and cover her face."

"A thousand fish in the West Lake will fall from the sky and fall on Xiaoqing's head."

"During the fight, Xiaoqing's left foot tripped over his right foot, pounced on Li Xiaobai's body, and kissed him......"

"There will be a three-meter pit on the ground, and Xiaoqing will fall into it in a while!"

……

Staring closely at Xiaoqing in the battle, Li Hailong, who was excited, began to babble nonsense, thinking of what to say, without filtering through his brain at all.

Big blowing conch.

Any absurd language spoken out of chance becomes a fact.

It's good that what he said is absurd and unreasonable!

As for the odds, if you talk too much, you'll always bump into one or two.

……

Listening to Li Hailong's broken thoughts, Bai Suzhen was dumbfounded.

What kind of fighting is this, curse?

But except for Xiaoqing coincidentally stepping on two bubbles of shit, nothing else played a big role!

Bai Suzhen was wondering.

The water surface of the West Lake tumbled, and the big fish, as if they were summoned by something, suddenly flew out of the water, crossed the air and formed a sea of fish, and flew in the direction of Xiaoqing.

The sudden school of fish disturbed Xiaoqing in the battle, and in a panic, she fell to the ground and asked in a panic: "Sister, what's the matter?" ”

But as soon as she landed, her left foot hit her right foot and fell forward uncontrollably.

Li Mu, who was flying with the sword in the sky, was pulled by a strange force, teleported, appeared in front of Xiaoqing, and caught her who fell......

Xiaoqing slammed into Li Mu's arms firmly, and her lips were imprinted on Li Xiaobai's lips......

Then.

Crackling.

The two were quickly overwhelmed by a thousand fish that fell from the sky!

Seeing such a scene that went against common sense, Bai Suzhen's neck was a little stiff, she turned to Li Hailong, and squeezed out four words from her mouth with difficulty: "Say what you say?" ”