Chapter 159: The True Love Pattern in the Green Tea Routine
In the evening, the two quietly returned to the palace, and Gong Ni's injuries were almost healed. But because he couldn't eat the taste of skin shrimp, Gong Ni was still in a bad mood after eating several plates.
"Even if it's for the sake of Pipi Shrimp, the god must hurry back to the real world! Why can't only the gods taste it? She slumped in her chair and tried to remember the delicacies.
In order not to be discovered by You Qinglan that her injuries had healed, Gong Ni specially got up early and put on a makeup called "I was about to die after being whipped", and also painted wounds on her body, but she was not a special effects makeup artist after all, and she was a little perfunctory, and she felt fake when she looked at it after painting.
"Look like this," she looked back and forth in the mirror, "it looked like something was ailmented, not like a wound at all... But You Qinglan shouldn't see it for herself... She is so perverted..."Gong Ni is very sorry that she didn't learn more skills, she has been in love for tens of thousands of years, and falling in love really affects her studies, no wonder the school doesn't let you fall in love." I have traveled to the point where I have traveled like a catastrophe, what to do and what not to eat, what to eat, what is tasteless! Gong Ni stood in front of the mirror with her arms crossed and grumbled.
As soon as he heard the door of the courtyard, he knew that it was You Qinglan who came, and Gong Ni hurriedly lay down and pretended to be weak.
"Pull her up for me!" You Qinglan saw Gong Ni's appearance, and Gong Ni could see that there was a very smug smile on her grimaceous face.
Before the hands of the two of them touched Gong Ni, she screamed very exaggeratedly, and the frightened two family members retracted their hands and looked at You Qinglan.
"What are you doing! Drag me out! ”
Gong Ni was dragged and thrown into the courtyard, and she said to herself that she didn't know what kind of torture she could experience today. Gong Ni stood up tremblingly from the ground, and saw a large vat steaming in front of him, and his heart couldn't help but tighten.
"Don't they all say that you are as beautiful as a fairy? I wonder what will become of soaking in this boiling water? ”
"Are you human?" Gong Ni's soul asked.
You Qinglan looked down at Gong Ni, "In the face of a woman like you, I am the King of Yama!" ”
Gong Ni shook her head, "Hades is much kinder than you..."
"What did you say?"
Gong Ni shook her head again and again, "If I beg you, will you let me go?" "Facing that bucket of hot water Gong Ni is really a little cowardly, after all, yesterday's whip refreshed the limit of the pain she had felt, and today's rhythm will be painful to death at a glance, and a hero can't eat the loss in front of him.
"Please? Do you want me to let you go? ”
Gong Ni nodded vigorously, "Mmmmmmmmmm ”
"Then you disfigured yourself, kowtowed to this princess three more times, and left Linqiong and never came back...... I'll just consider letting you go. You Qinglan stared at Gong Ni, "How about it?" ”
"People are either self-destructing or kowtowing or leaving, but you are not greedy enough to swallow elephants, and all the good things in the world are taken up by you...... Come on, come on! Do whatever you want! Gong Ni gave up completely, and You Qinglan didn't think about letting her go at all.
"If you want to die like this, I will fulfill you!" You Qinglan gave a look, and Gong Ni was lifted up. Several family members quietly turned sideways and didn't dare to look, and the two people carrying her, Gong Ni, also felt their hands trembling.
"Heaven and earth are unkind, and all things are used as dogs. His Royal Highness King Chen worked hard for Lin Qiong and personally went into battle, but Princess Chen was careless about people's lives in the house... How ridiculous! Gong Ni looked at the sky and said loudly.
"Hurry up and throw her in for me! Throw it in."
"Hahahaha... Hahahaha! Gong Ni laughed hysterically.
"Throw her in there!" You Qinglan screamed.
The moment the two people carrying Gong Ni let go, the wooden barrel filled with boiling water exploded with a bang, and the hot water splashed everywhere. Gong Ni rolled over and landed in the air, blocking in front of You Qinglan, and boiling water splashed on Gong Ni's hand.
You Qinglan stretched out her hand to push Gong Ni, but unfortunately Gong Ni had already prepared, and she dodged with one side of her body, You Qinglan's center of gravity was unstable and the whole person rushed forward, and the family members saw this and fell to the ground to make a human flesh paving for You Qinglan. Gong Nixin said that these people were made by her, and they were really loyal, and they rushed over desperately with boiling water on the ground.
Seeing that his hand had a big blister, the hot pain swept in instantly, the big blister looked very disgusting, Gong Ni was painful and disgusting, and retched uncomfortably.
After You Qinglan was helped up, she was helped away, and she didn't even look at Gong Ni. Gong Ni stood in the center of the courtyard and wondered when this was the head.
"Your Highness, you are here!" Zhu Yu ran out and saw a mess in the courtyard, "Your Highness is okay, right?" ”
Gong Ni stretched out her hand for Zhu Yu to see. Zhu Yu suddenly saw the hand full of bubbles, and immediately covered his mouth and ran to the corner and vomited.
"You've suffered."
"Thank you for helping Benshen again."
Zhu Yu looked behind him suspiciously, and asked Gong Ni again, "Thank me?" I didn't do anything, I just came. ”
"Not you? Then why did that bucket blow itself up just now? ”
Zhu Yu looked back, "God has opened his eyes, right?" But why are you still hurt? ”
Gong Ni sighed, "She is a mortal now, it must be very serious to be scalded by that kind of hot water, and when Yao Can comes back and sees that she is injured, she is making up a set of stories about what god plotted to kill her...... Therefore, this god must not let her have the slightest opportunity. ”
"Plan ahead...... You really suffered. ”
Gong Ni frowned and looked at him, "This god thinks that you have also suffered, and you have vomited from yesterday to today." Gong Ni turned around and went to the well, "Help the god get some water." ”
Zhu Yu fetched a bucket of water and wrapped Gong Ni's hands with a handkerchief, "Fortunately, it's a god, if it's an ordinary person, it's estimated that he has been tortured to death." ”
"Luckily... Is there anything you have to do here? Gong Ni turned her head to ask him.
"Yousheng has a big banquet at home, let me ask if you want to go back."
"Why do you want to set up a feast?"
"The lord of the country didn't let him lead the troops to the battle, and today came the news that since the start of yesterday, the battle on the front line has been stalemate, and King Chen's side has been defeated and retreated..."
"What?!" Gong Ni stood up violently, "You didn't say such a big thing earlier!" ”
"If he loses, he can't divorce you, isn't it?"
"Are you stupid? He can't stop his god because he lost the battle, won't he hate his god even more? Life can't go on in the first place, and if it gets worse, we don't know how long we'll be here, and this god can't stand You Qinglan's dead pervert anymore. ”
"And what are you going to do?"
"Help him win the battle..."
"And then divorced you?"
Gong Ni looked at the sky, "I can only gamble... This matter needs to use a little high-grade green tea routine, maybe it can be a turning point for us to win... Prepare the horse, it's time for the god of war to play! ”
Zhu Yu stood still.
"Get moving!"
"Where are the horses?"
"Yousheng family."
Zhu Yu looked at Gong Ni.
Gong Ni sighed, "Let's go to Yousheng and ask him to borrow people and horses and weapons." ”
"Will he lend it to you? Helping King Chen fight and then despising him and then divorce his daughter? Zhu Yu spread his hands.
"The old man lent his daughter soldiers and horses to rush thousands of miles to save him, and he came back and divorced other people's daughters without saying a word? Is King Tatsu stupid? And ......" Gong Ni smiled slyly at the corner of his mouth.
Zhu Yu got goosebumps, "And ......"
"The last time I controlled the water, the god saw it, King Chen is very good to the god who can control the water, if his woman can not only control the water but also win the battle, you say......" Gong Ni turned in a circle.
"Will he feel like a failure, or will he hate you." Zhu Yu said.
"Do you think this god is stupid? When you go to the battlefield, you will push King Chen away and charge forward by yourself? Of course, it's the kind of help that saves him enough face. As long as he knows that this god has helped, the others will only know that King Chen has won the battle......"
Zhu Yu couldn't help but applaud: "Is this also a 'high-grade green tea routine'?" ”
"It's true love mode."
It only took three and a half minutes to persuade Yousheng Gongni, and Yousheng had completely listened to the words "self-reliance" and "high merit" and melted into his bones. Hearing Gong Ni's plan, Le's mouth was about to grin to the root of his ears, "His son can't win the battle, if the old man's daughter wins...... Hahahaha! Hahaha! ”