26. Eighteen-story tenants
Yang Wen was discerning, walked quickly to the door and said to Li Maonan: "Look carefully, this is not a joke. ”
Li Maonan snorted: "Wenwen, don't forget, I'm an accountant who became a reporter halfway, and if you can't tell the difference between real and fake banknotes, you can make the central headlines!"
Yang Wen nodded, "That's right." ”
Disgusted with the three bills, a little dazed: "Fake?"
"Yes, fake. ”
“...... Okay, I'll go get a new one. With that, he hurried back to the next room.
Then there was a clanging beating from next door.
Li Maonan: "......"
Nima, I thought it was a docile little white rabbit, but I didn't expect it to be a wolf!
Yang Wen shrank her neck and walked back to the room quickly, "Violence, too violent! Yang Yang, you did the right thing just now, we should stay away from such well-dressed violent maniacs, and never get close." ”
"What is this. Chen Yangyang drank the ball soup and said, "All kinds of pits and abductions next door are strange and shameless, what you see now is only the tip of the iceberg, especially the one who was beaten in the room, alas, it is simply difficult to count the number of bamboos and books! ”
Yang Wen's face turned pale, and she looked at Li Maonan as if asking for help, Li Maonan coughed lightly, and looked at Chen Yangyang firmly, "Old Chen, I believe you." ”
Chen Yangyang shook his head: "I thank you for your trust, alas, ......"
"What are you sighing about?"
"I'm scared. ”
"Afraid of what?"
"My sister-in-law is young and beautiful, and the two goods next door are not people, what if they have a bad heart?"
After hearing this, Li Maonan really hesitated, "Otherwise, you and Wenwen will go to my house for a few days?"
Yang Wen immediately shook her head like a rattle, "I won't go back." ”
"Why?"
"The old Wang next door to our house is a pervert and voyeur, old and ugly, and ......" "It's better to stay here and be bullied by a beautiful man" The words are absolutely unacceptable, "There is no convenient transportation here in Yangyang." ”
"That's right. ”
The three of them were thinking about their own thoughts, and Disgust walked out from next door again and handed Li Maonan three brand-new bills, "Sorry, this time it's true." ”
"Okay. Li Maonan didn't say much after taking the money, and closed the door with his hand, "Lao Chen, Wenwen, do you think that this person outside seems to be only violent and arrogant to his roommates, and he is still quite self-conscious to others?"
Yang Wen thought for a moment and nodded, "Indeed." ”
Chen Yangyang also thought about it, "Pretend." His roommate borrowed money, and he also paid it. I always felt that there was something else strange in it, but I didn't bother to ask them, anyway, the money would come back, so why bother so much. ”
The three of them ate and drank, and when Li Maonan left, it was close to twelve o'clock, and the husband and wife hugged and hugged each other at the door, and sprinkled a wave of sweet and good dog food.
Fortunately, Chen Yangyang had fallen asleep in the sofa, and had a dream in a blur, in the dream, the lake was sparkling, green lotus blossoms, and a lotus bud slowly bloomed, but when she was halfway open, she was woken up by Yang Wen.
"Wake up, wake up!"
"What's wrong?" asked Chen Yangyang, rubbing his sleepy eyes.
"There's a fight next door again!...... Will it cause death?" Yang Wen is really a kind little woman, and she still cares about this.
"Hit it, kill it, pull it down. ”
Chen Yangyang yawned and pulled Yang Wen back to the bedroom to sleep, the former dipped his pillow on it, and the latter opened his eyes until dawn.
"Morning, sister-in-law!"
Yang Wen's eyes were dark: "Yangyang, I fought all night next door." ”
"Hmm, what's wrong?"
"Do they beat me like that every day? I can't sleep, I want to go home. ”
"Not every day, once in a while. ”
"Well, I'll try to stay another night?"
"Well, try!"
The next morning, Yang Wen made breakfast in the kitchen.
"Good morning, sister-in-law, did you sleep well last night?"
Yang Wen knocked eggs into the pan and replied with a smile: "Okay." Last night it was quiet next door, and I slept until dawn. Hey, why don't you say the next door is fighting?"
"Probably not at home. ”
"Then when they come back, will they fight again?"
"No, it won't. ”
"Are you so sure?"
"Of course. Chen Yangyang took out a ham from the refrigerator and ate it, "I'll tell you the truth, sister-in-law, I looked for them yesterday." ”
"Really, what did you tell them?"
"Say, 'Whoever makes noise again at night, I'll marry him!'"
“......”
Because of these words, the next door was fiercely quiet for a while, and it was not until a family of three moved downstairs, that is, on the eighteenth floor, that it started to make a fuss again.
In Yang Wen's words, the courage of the new family of three is commendable, and everyone dares to live on the eighteenth floor.
That's right, there has been an eighteen layers of hell throughout the ages, although Chen Yangyang is a thorough materialist, but he can't stand the persuasion of relatives and friends and subtle hearts, so he chose the nineteenth floor when buying a house.
That night, the tenants on the eighteenth floor came to knock on Chen Yangyang's door, and it was Yang Wen who opened the door, "Hello, may I ask ...... you are looking for?"
The girl with a ponytail outside the door put her hands behind her back, with a good figure and delicate facial features, and smiled sweetly and showed a pair of delicate little tiger teeth: "Hello beautiful sister, I'm looking for Chen Yangyang!"
"Oh, good. Yang Wen turned around and shouted, "Yangyang, someone is looking for you!"
"Hey, it's coming!"
There was the sound of slippers stepping on the ground in the house, Chen Yangyang had short neck-length hair, chewing beef jerky in his mouth and walked in from the entrance, "Who ......?"
Without finishing a sentence, the girl bypassed Yang Wen and walked in quickly, impartially, and just collided with Chen Yangyang.
"Oops!"
Before Chen Yangyang could speak, the girl hugged her arms and screamed bitterly, "It hurts me to death!"
Hurt...... Does it hurt? Just a little bit, won't it?
Chen Yangyang coughed, "No, who are you? What are you running to my house without sleeping at night?...... Hey, ......."
But the girl didn't listen to her at all, and went straight to the balcony around Chen Yangyang.
Yang Wen: "Who is she?"
"I don't know. Chen Yangyang felt inexplicable, seeing the girl squatting down and staring at the cactus ball, she suddenly felt a trace of uneasiness in her heart, and hurriedly walked over and said, "Hey, who are you? It's okay to please go out, okay? Don't force me to be rough with you little girl!"
The girl turned her head and looked at Chen Yangyang with a pair of clear and innocent eyes: "Something's wrong! Chen Yangyang, I'm here to introduce you to your boyfriend." ”
"Marriage agency, let's go, get out!"
The marriage agency is a good place, but what kind of professional quality is she, she does not say a word and does it to other people's homes!
"I've seen the owner of this cactus!"
"Nonsense! Isn't it me, don't talk nonsense, hurry up!" Chen Yangyang's patience ran out and walked over to drag her.
But the girl grabbed the sliding door that separated the balcony and refused to leave, Chen Yangyang was afraid of breaking the door, and he didn't dare to use all his strength, and threatened: "Don't force me to beat you, sister, I'm a taekwondo black belt! It's not good to alarm the community security guards, maybe you'll have to spend the night at the police station tonight! Where are your parents? How many phone numbers are there? Hurry up and call them to take you home!"
The girl's hand suddenly let go of the partition door, almost scolding Chen Yangyang, she smiled and jumped between the sofa and the coffee table, and said to Chen Yangyang: "You are deceitful! The cactus ball is not yours! Its owner is disgusted!"
Chen Yangyang was slightly stunned, "Disgusted? Do you know Disgusted? Isn't the cactus Ball Hao Shuai's? What does it have to do with Disgusting? Nonsense." ”
"I can prove it!"
"How do you prove it?"
"Disgusting, call it yes!"
Yang Wen in the back laughed: "Little girl, you can't talk nonsense casually, you will be arrested and seen by the doctor." ”
The girl pouted cutely, looking innocent and fearless: "If you don't believe it, you can call the disgusted one over and try it to see if I'm lying!"
"Boring. Chen Yangyang rolled her eyes and chased after the girl to get her out, but the girl ran around the coffee table and jumped around, having a lot of fun, "Chen Yangyang, you come to chase me, chase me!"
Chen Yangyang was so angry that his hair stood on end, "Sister-in-law, you can help me stop her!"
Yang Wen smiled and asked, "Compared to who the owner of the cactus ball is, I want to know who is the boyfriend you introduced to Yang Yang?"
"It's just disgusting!"