Sharon Carter and six S.H.I.E.L.D. ROOKIE AGENTS stayed behind the rostrum.

There are mountains of "Christmas wishes" piled up, and they need to sort them according to the items on the "wish list".

The worst thing is that each package needs to be tied with a beautiful bow, and a nice blessing must be written, and it must not be repeated, which is a request from a vice principal who is "anxious for justice and righteousness".

This is a kind greeting from a good man who has been kicked out of his house and is "not close to women".

Sharon Carter reluctantly tied a beautiful bow to a cardboard box wrapped in beautiful colored paper, then picked up the carbon pen and looked at a young agent, waiting for him to come up with a suitable blessing.

The young agent sweated profusely and used the computer to surf the Internet to find suitable blessings, but it took a long time to find nothing, and finally he could only look at Sharon Carter in despair and said: "Sir, I have searched the entire network, and I can no longer find it and cannot think of it."

That Nelson just wanted to embarrass us, and it was impossible!

Are you really sure you want to stay here? I think that Nelson is going to eat you alive!

We chose the wrong way to get here! ”

Harvey didn't know when he came to the backstage, he saw a mountain of gifts, and some of them were scattered around, and he said to Sharon Carter with some dissatisfaction: "How did you graduate from the secret service school with such efficiency?"

This kind of thing is that a few ordinary workers can do a good job, how long have you been using? 10 hours? 15 hours? ”

The young agent who had complained earlier said to Harvey dissatisfied, "Twenty hours, sir, we've spent twenty hours on this.

It seems like everyone here has disappeared since these gifts arrived, and that Nelson has asked us to repack the gifts and write a fucking blessing.

Sir, I think it's too hard, it's too hard to be a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent! ”

Harvey listened and picked up a beautifully packaged "wish gift box" and looked at it carefully, then looked at Sharon Carter incredulously and said: "I know you're not smart, but I'm stupid to the point that it's a bit incredible!" ”

Saying that, Harvey shook the "Wish Gift Box" in his hand and said in a deep voice: "How long do you think this kind of thing can "survive" in the hands of those boys? 5 seconds? 10 seconds?

You have artificially increased the cost of these "wishes" by a large amount, and no one will be grateful to you yet, because no one cares about this!

Who is the teacher who graduated to you? He's so irresponsible to you! ”

The young agent looked at Harvey with wide eyes and said, "But this is what the Deputy Principal Nelson has told us, what can we do?" We"

Harvey let out a long sigh, looked at the young agent, and said in a serious tone, "You are not a staff member of this school, why should you follow the orders of a vice principal?"

Didn't you read the information before you came? Nelson's authority was limited to the administrative authority within this school.

Is it just someone who explains something, and you all have to shake your ass and readily agree? ”

The young agent held his head in his hands, looked at the fruits of his previous labor in pain, and said to Nelson, "What should we do now?" I'm going to slaughter that old man, I haven't slept for almost three days.

I'm an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., not a fucking free laborer! ”

Harvey shook his head, glanced at the mountains of "wishes" piled up on the ground, and said funny: "Then finish the rest, or you can let Principal Alvin, who is dressed in Santa Claus costume, take two different grades of gifts to distribute to those students."

Do you think he's going to think you're doing a good job? ”

The young agent looked desperately at the computer in his hand looking for the "blessing", and said, "But we can't write anymore about us"

Saying that, the young agent looked at Harvey's strange face and said in annoyance: "Well, I'm an idiot, no one will say these "blessings" one by one! ”

After saying that, the young agent looked at the guys who were just as depressed as himself, and said sadly: "It's really hard to forget my stupidity!"

I think it's time for me to change jobs, the secret service doesn't look fucking exciting at all! ”

Harvey nodded appreciatively and said with a smile: "Now I think you have a future!"

It's hardest to recognize yourself, and now that you've taken the first step towards success, hurry up and finish the rest, and I'll take you out for a drink.

You're a little stupid, but at least you got into this school today.

There are four high-ranking agents outside the school who are being beaten up now, hurry up and finish what you are doing, I will take you to visit it together, this will be the best consolation! ”

Alvin turned around irritably and tried to dodge Stark, who had been babbling for more than ten minutes.

"Man, aren't you friends or aren't you? I need you now! You have to tell me, how am I doing now?

It's my big day, I've never been so nervous in my life" Stark is like a drowning man, pulling on the last straw and constantly calling for help.

Alvin glanced at Nelson, who had already come to the stage and was about to speak, he glanced at the oily Stark, and said helplessly: "Man, you are very good, your eyebrows and hair are real, you look more handsome than your "real person" now!" It's true! ”

Stark touched his false eyebrows and said with some unease, "Really? Why do I always feel like I'm stupid now? That sissy doesn't seem to be a good makeup artist! ”

Alvin ignored Stark's "lack of confidence", a makeup artist who faces guns and money, you don't have to worry about his professional ethics at all, that sissy does a good job except for a little aesthetic problem.

He raised his hand to stop Stark from continuing to speak, took out the phone and yelled at the Cartier account manager, and then learned that the delivery boy had arrived at the community school, but was only delayed at the door, and would be there soon.

Alvin breathed a sigh of relief, looked at Stark, who was red and white-toothed, frowned, and said, "You are very good now, Pepper will love you to death, and any strong woman will be happy to take your hand and walk around the street now." ”

As Alvin spoke, Nelson on the podium knew that he was not actually very popular with the students, and he quickly ended his brief speech and began to take the lead in calling the real protagonist of the day, "Alvin, Alvin, Alvin"

Alvin pulled the jacket on his body, shook his neck, took a deep breath, and said to Stark: "Man, today is a big day, don't let anyone down, wait for my signal, you will have the most memorable day!" ”

Alvin didn't look at the nervous Stark anymore, put a smile on his face, and strode onto the humble rostrum.

All the teachers and students in the audience are looking forward to this moment, and everyone here loves to listen to their principal's "speech", which will make them feel like they are bathed in hope and confirm that they are not alone!

As Alvin stepped up the steps on the edge of the rostrum, and I don't know who led the change of slogans, they began to clap rhythmically while shouting, "Papa, tomahawk, papa, tomahawk"

Alvin playfully put his hand into his pocket and pressed the remote control for God of War 3, then walked over to the smiling Nelson, hugged him, and said with a smile: "Okay, old man, thank you for your busyness for the past few years, without you there would be no school today."

You look pretty good, at least you can get in trouble with those rookie agents.

Come on! We all need you to work for a few more years, and there will be your portrait on the school's wall of honor! ”

Nelson hugged Alvin with some emotion and said sincerely: "The past few years have been the most glorious moment of my career, and I am very happy to watch this school go great with you!"

I'm going to try to live a few more years, at least I'll have to live a few more years than that old ruffian from Cage! ”

Saying that, Nelson made a hat off salute, pointed to the microphone standing on the podium, and said with a smile: "It's your time, don't let the children wait too long!" ”

Alvin smiled and nodded, patted Nelson on the shoulder, and walked to the center of the podium with a smile to the applause of the students.

When Alvin picked up the microphone and coughed tentatively, the whole stadium erupted in violent cheers.

"Looks like you love me, I'm starting to get a little nervous now! Why didn't my secretary hand me a copy of the speech before I took the stage, it made me a little confused!

A guy of my status actually has to "speak" by himself? Alvin's smiling self-teasing elicited a burst of laughter.

Olivia in the audience was hanging herself on the extremely strong Thor to rub oil, and the angry gaze of the chicken-like Jane Foster on the side did not make Olivia flinch in the slightest, as a strong man stamp collector in a community school, Thor is the perfect breed that cannot be missed.

Hearing Alvin's teasing, Olivia touched Thor's thigh, then raised her hands and made a flying kiss at Alvin, and invited Saul without care, "If you have time, you can come and sit in the principal's office, there is the best coffee in the whole school!" ”

Thor was very personable, he nodded at Olivia with Jane Foster's murderous eyes, then looked at Jane Foster's beautiful face, spread his hands and said, "What's wrong?" Olivia was welcoming, I didn't know Alvin's secretary was so interesting.

She'll be the goddess of fat otaku! ”