Classical Chinese programming!

That's right, classical Chinese programming!

Fan Rui is going to curse!

This is programming software designed by some idiot.

Let's not talk about whether Chinese programming has such powerful functions, this classical Chinese is to reject most programmers!

See here! Fan Rui endured!

He was going to take a look at the instructions and look at the sentences and syntax rules of the programming software.

Generally speaking, programming software uses the same points, you will be the most basic and oldest C language, and the later C++, JAVA, etc. can be quickly learned, because the thinking and laws of computers are certain, and the sentences and syntax of modern programming languages are similar.

But when he saw the programming example of the manual, Fan Rui, who has been engaged in programming work for more than ten years, was stunned!

This example has no syntax, no code sets, and is just a very short classical Chinese (about 500 words).

Although Fan Rui doesn't know what many words in classical Chinese mean, after the sentence is opened, some words are still recognizable and can understand a little bit, such as sentences such as "crossbow tension, hit the bird with a stone", and then the main description of the information has some parameters, such as the size of the crossbow, the strength of the stone, the distance, and so on.

What the hell is this!

Fan Rui, who was very confused, had no choice but to copy the contents of the manual into the compiler, and then click run.

Soon a program was generated.

"it!" Fan Rui exclaimed, this is actually a small game similar to Angry Birds!

Oracle programming software still has a graphical interface similar to Java Swing, but the graphics are more comfortable and more refined, and if you connect with other visualization programs, you should have a better experience.

Angry Birds indeed!

Fan Rui operated the mouse, played a few games, the game was smooth, and there were no bugs under the settings.

Fan Rui once reproduced Angry Birds in C++, and he vaguely remembers the total 344 lines of code.

And the Oracle compiles the software, the code ...... No, it should be called a text of only 100 words.

Fan Rui looked at the compilation interface and put his hand on the keyboard.

He has been engaged in the programming industry for more than ten years, and small programs similar to games like Angry Birds are basically at your fingertips, you can write them without thinking about it, and you can guarantee that there are absolutely no bugs.

But now, faced with the Oracle compiler, he was at a loss.

Tapping on the keyboard, he wrote:

#include ““

#include ““

#include

Bird structure

struct Bird

{

int x， y;

};

Global variables

HWND hWnd……

Writing this, Fan Rui thought that this special thing is not C++, it is Chinese programming software.

Subsequently, the translator replaced all the English in the compilation box with Chinese, but those commonly used code languages, how Fan Rui changed how to feel awkward, there is no way to start!

Fan Rui gave up on being an angry bird with Chinese code, and he began to doubt life!

He! Reside! Correct! No! Yes! Weave! Journey!

A Java engineer who has been working for more than 10 years can't even code!

"Play with me! What a godly programming software! ”

Fan Rui continued to work hard and wrote a simple calculation program in Chinese.

The so-called Chinese writing program is to replace the English or English abbreviation in the code with Chinese.

After writing, Fan Rui clicked Run.

[Running error!] 】

"Cao!" Fan Rui began to scold his mother!

A senior programmer who can't write four arithmetic?

"Ah!!h Fan Rui began to scratch his hair, there were not a few hairs in the first place, and this grasp was nothing!

Rewrite, click Run!

[Running error!] 】

Rewrite, click Run!

[Running error!] 】

Rewrite and click Run ......× N times

[Running error!] 】

Good! Four arithmetic noos! I do the rest!

Fan Rui began to tinker with the code of other applets!

The result is still ...... [Running error!] 】

"Ahhhh Fan Rui collapsed, "Your uncle, labor and management won't conquer you today, I don't have the surname Fan!" ”

At this time, the time had come to two o'clock in the morning, Fan Rui poured two cups of coffee and continued to struggle!

None of the addition procedures?

This is the biggest insult to Fan Rui!

In fact, Fan Rui has been tinkering with it for so long, and you haven't found the essence of Oracle programming software at all.

After all, it is a product given by the system, and the castrated version of the Chinese compiler Oracle programming software has collected a lot of mathematics and logic, and is smarter than the world's most advanced programming software, a bit of a prototype of artificial intelligence, and what users need is to call these mathematics and logic with sentences and grammar in classical Chinese.

Fan Rui has been compiling in Oracle with C++ or Java syntax, but if he replaces the code expression with a Chinese expression, it will definitely fail.

Fan Rui has been engaged in this industry for more than ten years, and his thinking has been fixed, and many grammars can no longer be transferred.

Just like when we just learned English, we will often use Chinese grammar to think about a truth.

For example: Give_U_some_colour_to_see_see, or Good_good_study_day_day_up.

Chinese and English are still human languages, and even if there are some grammar similarities, the literal meaning can still be roughly understood.

However, the grammar of programming languages such as C++ and Java is very different from the grammar of classical Chinese, and it is normal for Fan Rui to not turn a corner!

The older you are and the longer you have been in the industry, the more difficult it is to accept fresh objects, and the more you can't turn around!

Six o'clock in the morning!

Fan Rui's eyes were red, and he stood up tired and angry!

Syllable!

Smash the computer monitor with a stool!

See! This grumpy man.

Fan Rui was extremely suspicious, at the beginning he copied the text on the manual into the compilation box, and the running program he got was not run because of this line of text at all, but the programming software was set in advance!

This programming software is special to fool people!

"Junkware!" Fan Rui roared angrily and ripped off the last few hairs on his head.

At this moment, he said goodbye to Xie Ding completely, because he had changed his head.

The anger is still holding back in his heart, and Fan Rui is also out today! He's not going to work, and he's going to criticize the source code company behind Oracle's programming software on the forum!

What this company does is not programming software at all, it is special bomb software!

As soon as an engineer uses this software, it explodes!

Fan Rui took out a spare notebook, logged in to the forum, and angrily wrote "Oracle Programming Software Experience Guide, this junk programming software is simply looking for trouble!" 》

Fan Rui wrote a full 3,000 words to criticize Oracle programming software, and after writing the last word, he didn't finish venting, if he knew where the source code company was located, Fan Rui couldn't help but come to the door to settle accounts with the company's engineers!

Is this programming? Let's play!

and Fan Rui feel the same way, and there are many programmers who mix in the forum.

The personality of technophiles is to grasp the truth in the shortest possible time, and after a night of research, they all think that Oracle programming software is the most rubbish programming software they have ever encountered.

Or more accurately, it's not programming software at all, it's here for fun.

Fan Rui was just trying to program with the software.

Some programmers tried to use classical Chinese according to the requirements of the manual, except for simple attempts such as one plus one, and even the larger programs (even multiplication and division) were ineffective (classical Chinese is seriously non-standard, but not passable).

The programmer attributed this manifestation to the fact that simple addition and subtraction are integrated into the program, and as long as the program recognizes keywords, it can run automatically, regardless of the programmer's programming!

The programmer wrote in the report: "It is extremely deceptive to be able to do a little addition and subtraction in Chinese, thinking that in this way you can express yourself as programming in Chinese? It's easier than this with a formula from Phtyon! This is pseudo-Chinese programming software! It's cheater software! ”

There are also tech bigwigs who want to be able to crack the underlying code of programming software, but find nothing.

There have been reports on the experience of using Oracle's programming software on major forums, and almost all of them have felt even - boring! Wrath!

All expressions are - abusive! Attack! More insults and more slamming!

Zhou Xiao's Oracle programming software ignited the anger of the forum's tech nerds.

As soon as the tech nerd gets serious, he can do anything.

Not only do they strongly criticize Oracle software on the forum, but they also make videos and articles to criticize Oracle software.

Because programmers feel that this is an insult to programmers, the source code company made this software, perhaps just to ridicule the programmers for not being cultured.

The Oracle software incident also caught the attention of some of the biggest players (including Penguin and Warwick engineers), who produced a video dedicated to Oracle programming software.