"Zhu Bajie, the Jade Emperor is mediocre, the Queen Mother is dictatorial and authoritarian, let's go against Heaven!" The Bull Demon King looked at Zhu Bajie and played a trick.

He came with the purpose of eating pork, how could he let Zhu Bajie return to Li Xiaobai smoothly, how could he be like him and be stabbed.

One sentence stunned Zhu Bajie.

Li Mu glanced at the Bull Demon King, a smile crossed the corner of his mouth, and in the end, he was going to have a showdown with Zhu Bajie after all, so it was good to make it clear.

For him, the Bull Demon King and Zhu Bajie are both plot characters, and he doesn't have any preference for anyone.

The dream fulfiller's contact with the plot characters and bringing personal colors is the beginning of the tragedy.

Because, in the eyes of the plot characters, the dream fulfiller is a stranger, and a dream fulfiller like him may be classified as an extraterritorial demon.

He accepted the Bull Demon King first, so, compared to Zhu Bajie, the Bull Demon King is his own person, Li Mu allowed him to be presumptuous, and let him find a sense of belonging to the organization.

Half a day.

Zhu Bajie came back to his senses and looked at the Bull Demon King in surprise: "Old Niu, are you crazy?" Don't come to amuse the old pig if you're crazy. The old pig is now a person from Buddhism, the Jade Emperor is not mediocre, and he has nothing to do with me, you hurry up, don't disturb the old pig's lunch break. Behind my ears, I didn't hear a word of what you just said. ”

Let's talk about it.

Zhu Bajie ignored the crowd anymore, and drooped his ears and planned to go back to the chaise longue in the shade of the tree to continue to make up for sleep.

Heavenly Court, Buddhism, Zhu Bajie's life ups and downs, brilliant, declined, has experienced too many ups and downs, has seen through many things, the so-called ebb and flow, but they are all powerful people in the layout, everyone is a chess piece on the chessboard.

Therefore, after becoming a messenger of the Pure Altar, eating, sleeping, and teasing beautiful women has become his lifelong pursuit.

Strife out there?

Love whoever you are!

He didn't bother to mix it up!

……

"Master Bai, he doesn't agree, let's kill the pig!" The Bull Demon King's small tricks succeeded, smiled proudly, and turned his head to Li Mudao.

"Bull Demon King, don't think that the old pig can't beat you, so I'm afraid of you." Zhu Bajie blew up again, he held the nine-toothed nail rake, turned around suddenly, and snorted a few times, "The old pig is now a member of Buddhism, if you really dare to move me, don't say that the Bodhisattva Buddha can't get by, my monkey brother can't spare you......"

"Magical orcs." Dr. Banner looked at Zhu Bajie with interest and muttered quietly.

The last time he transformed, he broke his clothes, and he also broke Stark's smart glasses.

At this time, Dr. Banner followed the local customs, wearing a scholarly shirt like Liu Yanchang, half-pulling his glasses and tying them to his head with a rope, looking nondescript.

But that didn't stop him from exploring this strange world, and as he came into contact with more and more things, the more he felt that the spells of this world could help him solve Hulk's problems.

After all.

Dr. Banner witnessed the transformation of the Bull Demon King, and after he turned into a big bull, he did not lose consciousness, and his head was cut off and he could grow back again, which was already stronger than Hulk.

What appeals to Dr. Banner the most is that the Bull Demon King can switch between the two forms at will.

The half-pig man in front of him should also have such an ability.

Once you understand the transformation mechanism of these orcs, maybe the Hulk's problem will be solved.

……

"Marshal Tianpeng, the old cow is teasing you!" Li Mu smiled slightly, "Lao Niu is a coward, how dare he oppose heaven." The reason why we are here is because the marshal has eaten all the delicacies in the world and must have a deep knowledge of food. He has been Mu Ye Bing, "We, the Mu Brothers, have devoted our whole lives to food, and are determined to become the food gods within the Three Realms, so with the help of the marshal's tongue, we will give some valuable advice to the Mu brothers' cooking skills." ”

"He's a man?" Zhu Bajie looked at Mu Yebing, stunned for a moment, then laughed, and put away the nail rake, "I have been making trouble for a long time to invite the old pig to dinner." I'll just say it, the Bull Demon King can't even beat Nezha, and he is addicted to beauty, and he hooks up with a sassy fox, it's not clear, how dare you rebel? ”

"Zhu Bajie, you're enough." The Bull Demon King has been repeatedly exposed, and his old face is as black as the bottom of a pot, but Li Xiaobai is currently not daring to make too many mistakes, so he snorted coldly and said, "Don't look at your name Huan now, when you regret it, I will slaughter your plague pig after a while, and the old cow will eat you clean." ”

"The old pig is waiting for you to slaughter." Zhu Bajie smiled and looked at Mu Yebing who was holding a spatula, "Brother Mu, I see that you are not easy to carry a shovel on your back." The old pig is most willing to bring the younger generations, not I blow with you, the old pig has lived for thousands of years, peach, elixir, ginseng fruit, nothing has been eaten, nothing has been seen, as a messenger of the altar, all kinds of food offerings in the world, there is no but the old pig's mouth. If you want to cook and come to the old pig for tasting, you are really looking for the right person! Heavenly Court really lacks such a god as the God of Food, brother, work hard. I'm optimistic about you......"

It's not that Zhu Bajie didn't suspect Li Mu, it's really this group of people walking together, it's too weird, the Bull Demon King and the Meishan brothers, and a few mortals, the eight poles can't be beaten.

Moreover, the Bull Demon King called that young man's name Bai Ye, and the Meishan brothers didn't react, which is even more strange!

Who is he?

But

No one who cultivates goes out with a spatula on his back and a few boxes of dishes!

It can be said that Zhu Bajie is completely confused, and he knows that this group of people is not good.

But he also knew that he really couldn't beat the Bull Demon King.

Could it be that he was really beaten, and then find a monkey to avenge him!

The hero doesn't suffer the immediate loss, he will bluff the past first.

"Marshal Tianpeng, please, don't hesitate to give advice." Makino Bing clenched his fists and smiled, and methodically put the iron pot, cutting board, and various seasoning dishes one by one.

Agarwood and Liu Yanchang were helping on the side, and the two guys occasionally looked at Zhu Bajie's eyes, revealing a trace of sympathy.

However, these small details were ignored by Zhu Bajie, who had something in mind.

Feng Gongzi looked at Zhu Bajie and showed a sweet smile: "I heard that Marshal Tianpeng was in charge of the Tianhe Eighty Thousand Water Army?" For the sake of the common people in the world, he resisted and disobeyed, and sent the weak water that ravaged the mortal world back to Tianhe! ”

"That's it." Hearing the praise of the beauty, and talking about his heroic past, Zhu Bajie's vigilance became more and more intense, however, the praise of the beauty still made him feel a little fluttering, "It's over, it's all in the past, I forgot about the old pig, and my sister still remembers it so clearly, it's really heartfelt!" ”

Even after becoming the messenger of the Pure Altar, Zhu Bajie still has a trace of illusion about Chang'e. At first glance, when he saw Feng Gongzi, who was a little more beautiful than Chang'e, he inevitably had some thoughts in his heart, even if he knew that Feng Gongzi had ulterior motives, he even had the idea of giving in.

Greed and lust have always been Zhu Bajie's weakness.

Becoming a messenger of the Pure Altar, the rules and precepts did not wear away his weaknesses, and he looked at the moon all day long and thought about Chang'e, but this weakness became softer and softer.

In the world of Baolian Lantern, he was seriously injured by the fox demon Xiaoyu Grandma, who inhaled yang energy twice, if it is said that there is no half-push and half-push, how can the fox demon be so easy to succeed!

"The marshal is a real hero. At that time, everyone was praising Erlang God and the Three Holy Mother, and felt that it was their credit to control the water, but I felt that if there was no marshal to coordinate it, the two of them would not be able to control the weak water! In my heart, the marshal is also a big hero. Feng Gongzi smiled, "Sometimes, I even think that it was not Sun Wukong who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, but the marshal." I really hope that one day, I can see Brother Bajie with my own eyes, and like Erlang God and Sun Wukong, he will make a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace! ”

"I can't make trouble, I can't make trouble." Zhu Bajie glanced at Feng Gongzi and waved his hand again and again, "Little sister, now that I am a person in the direction, I just need to recite the scriptures and cultivate on weekdays, and I can't control the affairs of the heavenly court!" ”

Li Mu waited for Feng Gongzi to finish drawing the future for Zhu Bajie, and said with a smile: "Xiao Feng, what kind of trouble is the Heavenly Palace, don't tease the marshal." We've got business to do! ”

"If you have nothing to do, you are either a traitor or a thief, and you know that you have no good intentions!" Seeing Li Mu and Feng Gongzi standing together, Zhu Bajie was ashamed of himself, and the beauty inspired by Feng Gongzi was instantly suppressed, and he snorted dissatisfiedly, "What's the matter, let's say it, say it in advance, the old pig's ability is limited, if you can help, you can help, if you can't help, I will never make a move." ”

"It's not a big deal!" Li Mu smiled, "The marshal's eyes are like torches, and he can see through our cultivation at a glance." This time, we came to the marshal to make a bet with the marshal! ”

"Say." Zhu Bajie said.

"Bet on the food." Li Mu pointed at Mu Ye Bing and said with a smile, "Just bet on the dishes made by my brother Mu." ”

"What's the gambling method?" Zhu Bajie came to be interested.

"Brother Mu's cooking skills have been perfected." Li Mu smiled, "Every dish is perfect, there are no flaws." If he fails to impress the marshal when he cooks a dish, we lose, and we are at the mercy of the marshal. If the marshal is impressed, then how about a dish that the marshal promises us? ”

"Whether the food is good or not is not up to my old pig to decide! This kind of gamble with no wins, do you dare to bring it up? It looks like you're going to eat the old pig! Zhu Bajie smiled, his eyes swept over the Bull Demon King and the others, and asked, "They are also your group?" ”

"Everyone is earned by us cooking, otherwise why do you think they would come together?" Li Mu said with a smile, "Marshal, no one can resist the temptation of the ultimate food, they are convinced of losing. ”

Won?

It seems to be said in the past!

Can it be said that Brother Meishan is an honest person, and he still believes in it, Bull Demon King?

Zhu Bajie sneered, and just wanted to speak, but suddenly frowned, the Bull Demon King was not honest, and he was willing to walk with them!

Things seem to be getting more serious!

He swallowed his saliva and asked, "The Bull Demon King and the Meishan brothers have lost?" ”

"They've all lost. The Bull Demon King and the Meishan brothers are both honest people. Li Mu nodded and said with a smile, "If the marshal wins, he can also instruct them to do things." If the marshal doesn't dare to gamble, we will turn around and leave, and Marshal Tianpeng is not the only foodie in the world. However, at that time, the messenger of the Buddhist Pure Altar in the name of eating did not even dare to eat a bite of the food delivered to the door for fear of losing, for fear that it would spread throughout the Three Realms. ”

The Bull Demon King came with a disdainful look at the right time: "Master Bai, this is a guts pig, don't talk nonsense with him, just tie him up and give it to Mu Ye to cook." ”

"Old cow, salute first and then soldier." Li Mu smiled and said to the Bull Demon King.

"......" the Bull Demon King was speechless.

The Meishan brothers were speechless.

Zhu Bajie's heart trembled, this bastard really wanted to beat him!

He stared at Mu Yebing, his breath was turbid, his steps were heavy, no matter how he looked at it, he was an ordinary person, and the kid who spoke and the beautiful woman were not very cultivated.

In their ranks, the highest cultivation is still his acquaintances, the Bull Demon King and the Meishan brothers?

Even that dog's cultivation is higher than that of a cook?

How delicious a mortal can make, even the Bull Demon King and the Meishan brothers have conquered!

No way?

The main force of this group of guys is definitely not Li Xiaobai, I'm afraid it's still the Bull Demon King, or the Meishan brothers......

Could it be Erlang God?

But he has been indisputable with the world for hundreds of years, and he has entered the Buddha Gate again, what can Erlang God do to find him?

Weird!

Zhu Bajie was puzzled, and the most important thing was that he really couldn't think of a reason to lose.

Taking a deep breath, Zhu Bajie said, "Okay, the old pig bet with you." Don't blame me for not reminding you in advance, the old pig is very tricky, and the ginseng fruit of Zhenyuan Daxian has not tasted anything. The food is not delicious for a while, I can say anything, and besides, I won, don't deny it, there is someone behind me, old pig. ”

Can't see clearly, can't see through.

Zhu Bajie decided to go further and see what they wanted to do, he was a person with cards after all, and his life should not be in danger.

"Marshal, please wait a moment." Makino Bing smiled slightly and took out a few eggs from the basket, "The first course is relatively simple, it's called Ohm Eggs. ”

"It's just an egg." Zhu Bajie said disdainfully, but before he finished speaking, his eyes were attracted.

When Makino Bing picked up the egg, it was like a different person.

The egg was in his hand, and the white and yolk were delicately separated, and even the eggshell fell from the air, drawing a delicate parabola, as if shining brightly......

The blue flames of the wood burned the bottom of the pan, and under his control, the flames seemed to have life, and the hand he stirred the egg yolk, and the red sauce slipped down in the sunlight, and the moment it fell on the egg skin, it was like a combination of strength and beauty......

Just watching the process of his cooking, Zhu Bajie's throat couldn't help but start rolling, secreting a large amount of saliva, full of anticipation for the unheard of OM eggs that were about to fall into the plate.

He has lived for thousands of years, and he has never seen anyone eat like him, it is too gorgeous.

Damn it!

The Bull Demon King and the Meishan brothers couldn't really be made by him with vegetables!

Zhu Bajie's heart involuntarily had such a thought.

"It smells so good!" Zhu Bajie was stunned, a white plate had been delivered to him, on the plate was a slightly trembling, flashing golden light of the o'm egg, exuding an attractive aroma.

"Marshal, enjoy." Muye Bing humbly pushed the plate in front of Zhu Bajie and smiled.

Boom!

Zhu Bajie glanced at Mu Yebing with a strange expression, took the plate, and without using a spoon, he directly put the omu egg on it into his mouth.

"Whew!"

The moment the omega egg was entered, Zhu Bajie's eyes widened instantly, and his pigtails exploded.

That moment.

All he felt was a myriad of bubbles around him.

In his mouth, the um egg that he had prepared countless praise and disapprovals for him slowly melted away without waiting for him to chew it, and went directly into his stomach and disappeared, leaving him with an endless aftertaste.

"Delicious!"

As soon as the two words came out, Zhu Bajie opened his eyes again, but when he saw Li Muxiao's eyes and the axe on his neck with the Bull Demon King, he knew that he had lost.

Because of a mouthful of eggs, he let go of all his guards, and if he can still say things against his heart, he will have demons.

"Marshal, you lost." Li Mu waved his hand, and the Bull Demon King took the axe back in a daze.

"Well, I lost." Zhu Bajie nodded.

"One thing." Li Mu raised a finger.

"Hmm." Zhu Bajie pursed his lips and looked at Mu Yebing expectantly, "Come on." ”

Makino smiled and returned to the stove.

Stir-fried vegetables, fish noodle soup, oden, egg fried rice......

One after another, the dishes that shimmered with various colors were fried, and the Zhu Bajie who ate it was very happy, full of ugliness, and the wanton releaser nature forgot about the bet, and looked forward to eating the next delicacy with one mind......

It wasn't until Mu Ye Bing used up all the ingredients he brought that Zhu Bajie really came back to his senses, stunned, he looked at Mu Ye Bing: "I lost, I am convinced, you are worthy of the name of the God of Food." ”

"The marshal lost to us thirty-three things." Li Mu pointed to the plate next to Zhu Bajie and asked with a smile, "Are you willing to admit it?" ”

Zhu Bajie completely relaxed, and said with a smile: "I have enjoyed the ultimate beauty of life, I am willing to gamble and lose, just mention anything." ”

"Marshal, then you're welcome." Li Mu smiled, "First thing, for a period of time in the future, we will stay in Jingtan Temple. ”

"No problem." Zhu Bajie was stunned, as if he didn't expect such a simple thing, looked at everyone, nodded and agreed, and stayed overnight, he just happened to be able to eat.

Li Mu smiled and pointed at the agarwood: "The second thing, Agarwood is the son of the Three Holy Mother, you are responsible for teaching him magic and martial arts, helping him split Huashan and rescue the Three Holy Mother......"