Chapter 10: Finally a Man
Huang Shaohong, who was originally under the discoloration of heaven and earth and the power of thunder, felt the fear of his relatives and soul in his heart, was directly amused by Addison's words that he was possessed by Dasha Chun, and the fear in his heart faded a lot.
He laughed and said, "Did you let the donkey kick your head?" β
Ma Xiao in Addison's body scolded directly: "Can you not be so naΓ―ve!" If it weren't for the fact that both hands were occupied, she would probably have covered her face with both hands by now, ashamed of being one!
Addison was naturally unconvinced: "When I watched cartoons when I was a child, my favorite was Sea-Man, imitate what's wrong, two guys with no childlike innocence!" β
He said and shook the antenna in his hand: "This thing is not easy to use, why don't you split it yet!" β
Huang Shaohong looked at the thunderbolts in the sky that appeared from time to time, looked at the situation around him, shook his head and said: "Look at so many lightning rods around here, which one is not longer than yours, if it is split, it may not be able to reach us!" β
"That's too!" Addison tossed the antenna aside and turned his head sideways and asked, "What then?" β
Huang Shaohong snapped his fingers: "Fortunately, I was prepared!" As he spoke, he took off his backpack and opened it as he said, "Have you heard of Franklin, that scientist who flew a kite during a thunderstorm!" β
When he finished speaking, he already had an extra kite in his hand: "Come and help me fly a kite!" β
Thundered! An electric snake slashed through the air above the two of them, and the roar at such a close distance made the entire skyscraper seem to shake.
Addison was frightened, his feet trembled a little, he looked at the kite, and then at the lightning in the sky, and couldn't help but hesitate: "Actually, it's good now, otherwise let's just do it!" β
Huang Shaohong, who was fiddling with the kite, suddenly raised his head: "What do you mean?" Scared? β
Addison's neck straightened: "Who said I was scared?" I was thinking, anyway, we're still alive, if we get struck by lightning again, what if ...... I mean, what if you get hacked to death? β
Huang Shaohong was silent for a few seconds, and then said categorically: "Lao Tzu would rather die than squat and shh for the rest of his life!" β
In fact, he is also afraid, but it is still the same sentence, he is a big man, even if he lets Lei chop to death, he doesn't want to be a woman for the rest of his life, he is not undefeated in the East.
And the most important thing is that this method still has a chance of success, after all, in the movie, Addison and Ma Xiao were hit by lightning again and successfully changed back to their bodies.
Addison sneered, "Who forced you to squat, you can stand and squirt!" β
As soon as he finished speaking, the horse in his body opened his mouth and screamed: "Addison, if you dare to repent, the old lady will jump down from this building now and drag you to die with her!" β
Ma Xiao also has control of Addison's body at this time, and if Addison regrets it at this moment, she may really be able to do such a thing.
Addison spread his hands helplessly and said, "I didn't say I would regret it!" After speaking, he stepped forward to help Huang Shaohong get busy.
At this time, the wind and rain were howling, and after a while, the two of them took advantage of the wind on the top floor of the building to fly the kite into the sky.
Just as the kite had just set sail and flew into the sky with the help of the wind, a fat figure appeared at the entrance to the rooftop.
The fat man was carrying a travel bag and holding his mobile phone to broadcast live: "Ladies and gentlemen, I am now on the viewing roof of a certain center in SH, and it is very dangerous for this kind of thunderstorm to be in such a high position, so what am I going to do today?" Of course, it's to challenge yourself and challenge your limits......"
"Ladies and gentlemen, do you want to know what the fat man wants to do when he comes to such a dangerous place? Gifts are swiped first...... Haha, the table is in a hurry, the fat man will announce now, the limit of today's challenge is...... During a thunderstorm on the highest observation deck in SH....... Selfie!!! Isn't the sting irritating? β
Countless greeting words such as "cut ......", "anchor is too 2", "anchor pure SB is firm" flashed on the screen.
The fat man was not ashamed but proud, laughed, and at the entrance of the rooftop, he clicked a few selfies for himself, and then said: "Okay, such a dangerous challenge has been completed, the fat man is going down, and the gift is ...... Double-click 666! β
"What? Ask the fat man if he dares to run a lap on the rooftop? Nonsense, of course I don't dare, what should I do if the weather makes the thunder split, whoever wants to go out is the real SB! β
"What? Someone flying a kite on the rooftop? Don't try to lie to the fat man, who dares to go to the rooftop except the fat man in this weather, if someone dares to fly a kite, the fat man will immediately jump off this building......"
"What? Looking back? β
The fat man turned his head suddenly, then didn't look at it, and turned back in an instant: "I'm back, how about it...... I'm again," he said, and he turned his head again, this time to see the figure outside, "I'll me...... There really is! β
I saw that on the viewing rooftop, a man and a woman were holding this hand and flying a kite in the wind and rain, and the kite flew higher and higher, only going into the clouds.
He shouted loudly into the wind and rain: "Dare to ask which way the immortal family is here to cross the catastrophe?" The sound of thunderstorms was mixed, and where could the other party hear his shouts.
Looking at the screen of his mobile phone, a row of words that encouraged him to jump off the building, the fat man laughed dryly: "It's important to save people, it's important to save people!" What the? Talking is the same as farting? Isn't that different? It's all out of gas! β
After he finished speaking, he pointed his mobile phone at Huang Shaohong and Addison, and while conducting a synchronous live broadcast, he stopped joking and shouted loudly: "Hey...... You two are sick, flying kites here on a rainy day! Hurry back, danger! β
The wind and rain were strong, although he raised his volume this time, but he was still suppressed in the sound of the wind and rain, and it couldn't be transmitted far at all, and Addison and Huang Shaohong couldn't hear it clearly at all.
In the wind and rain, Huang Shaohong was silently praying: "Bless me to cross back, enter Addison's body if I can't do it, in short, don't be a woman, the three Qing ancestors are above, if the Buddha blesses, Allah Allah, Thor, Transformers manifest the Holy Spirit, Amen!" β
The fat man shouted two more words, to no avail, and just as he was hesitating whether to risk rushing over to save the man, a flash of light flashed in the sky, illuminating the whole world, and a thunderbolt crossed the sky, right on the high flying kite.
This thunderbolt really resounded in the sky, and the fat man who did the live broadcast was so frightened that he crawled to the ground, and the netizens in front of the live broadcast saw that their mobile phones turned into a dazzling bright white!
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Huang Shaohong woke up in the hospital again, staring at the ceiling of the ward with dull eyes for a long time before coming back to his senses, it seemed that he had done something dangerous yesterday, what did he come from?
Suddenly, he sat up, looked at his hands, and saw that they were no longer the slender hands of the previous woman, but into a pair of thick palms.
"God forbid!" Huang Shaohong suppressed the joy in his heart, lifted the quilt, opened his pants and looked, and was so excited that he couldn't cry: "YES!" Baby, you're back! β
He hurriedly went to the ground, looked around and didn't see a mirror, walked quickly to the door of the ward, and could see his face a little clearly through the glass on the door, who else could it be if it wasn't the tall Addison!
Huang Shaohong couldn't close his mouth with joy, although he didn't go back, but he was able to become a boy again, what a thing worth celebrating.
"Addison, are you there?" He called out to Addison's soul in his body, and after a while, he responded, only to see his expression stiffen, and then instantly became a pseudo-girl: "Oh, I'm so tired, where is this?" β
The voice was sharp and girly, and it was obviously not Addison who spoke again.
Huang Shaohong hit a spirit: "Ma Xiao? β
"Ah...... It's me! β
"What about Addison?"
As soon as Huang Shaohong finished speaking, the door of the ward was pushed open with a bang, and he saw Ma Xiao's body rushing in wearing a hospital gown, jumping up and grabbing Addison's neck with both hands, and shouted excitedly:
"You two bastards, fool me into being struck by lightning, return my body, return my body, return my body!"