Haozi took off his pants without saying a word, startling me and the old bachelor.

The main thing is that I haven't reacted yet, but the old bachelor is tiptoeing behind me.

In that sentence that the third-grade elementary school student likes to write essays, it is to jump three feet high......

"Yo ho ~ what's the situation?!"

Seeing the old bachelor like this, Haozi closed his legs in shame for a while, the flush on his face was red to the root of his ears, and he said with an expression like looking at rotten cucumbers: "Haozi, you are sick, you have to go to the hospital!" ”

Haozi said with a painful expression: "I went to the hospital for a check-up, there is no disease, and you know me, I am not involved in pornography, gambling and drugs, I was still a virgin when you got married, and I talked about a girlfriend in college because of the two of us." ”

"Let's be fine, let's make it clear first." I coughed. "Why did you say you couldn't pee on the phone earlier?"

"It's all been urinating with a catheter." Haozi said.

"So, how many days have you been experiencing this symptom?" I asked.

"Plus it's been three days today, and I've been to several hospitals and said I'm not sick, but I can't find out what the reason is, it's almost suffocating, I haven't dared to go home until now, and I have infected Qianqian, her symptoms are the same as mine, no pain or itching, just can't urinate." Haozi said with tears in his voice.

As soon as he said this, Qianqian, who was sitting on the other side of the bed, also cried, and I hurriedly comforted: "Don't cry yet, you two, if this symptom is not a disease, we have to find a way to rule it out to find the reason, have you really not done anything out of the ordinary in the past few days, such as some special hobbies, stuffing things or something, or going to some unclean place?" ”

I blushed with shame when I asked this, after all, it was in front of the young couple, but today's young people can think of any damage in order to pursue excitement, and I want to find out the reason for his physical changes, so I naturally have to consider it comprehensively.

Haozi said: "I really haven't done anything out of the ordinary, and I have a normal relationship with Qianqian, let alone that kind of place." ”

"When I say unclean places, I mean graves, crematoriums, or wilderness." I explained.

"We don't have anything to do in that kind of place, we're scared." Haozi said.

"Ahh

I was talking to Haozi, but Qianqian behind him suddenly screamed with a painful expression, and Haozi hurriedly said: "Qianqian has been embarrassed to use a tube, and she has been holding it for a day, Yangyang, you can help her take a look." ”

"This ......" I was a little at a loss for a while, and I could barely watch it for Haozi, let me help his girlfriend see it, isn't it a bit ......

"Oh, this is my brother." I saw that Qianqian didn't dare to look up at the old bachelor, so I quickly explained, and then got up and said to the old bachelor: "It's all about young people, or you go out first, I'll see what's going on." ”

"Hey, young people nowadays, it's really a bad thing!" The old bachelor said seriously, but his eyes were on Qianqian, until I pushed him out of the door.

After the old man went out, the room fell into a deathly silence, and I coughed, broke the deadlock and asked, "Well, what are we going to think?" ”

Haozi said: "Didn't you say that you know the acupuncture points of the human body when you chatted with me on WeChat before, and you helped Qianqian massage the acupuncture points." ”

"Oh this way, the massage of the acupuncture points should be effective, and the trouble in front of you will be solved first."

I said seriously, and then sat in front of Haozi in front of Qianqian, who looked shy.

"It's okay, relax."

I grabbed Qianqian's feet and neck as I spoke, although I was already married, but I was not actually married to Xiaobai, so I still couldn't let go of the fact that I was massaging my sister-in-law.

"You move forward."

Haozi was in a hurry.

"It's okay, you use some force."

Qianqian saw that I was rubbing on her feet and neck and didn't hit the point, so she was also anxious.

"Uh-oh."

I swallowed my saliva and pressed it up along Qianqian's calf until I found the right acupuncture point and skillfully sent Dao Qi into her meridians.

There are several acupuncture points on the thighs of the person that lead to the perineum dantian, this process is mysterious and wonderful, it is obvious that Qianqian's restrained expression gradually relaxed, and after a few minutes, she suddenly screamed, and then covered her lower abdomen and ran to the bathroom.

The sound of water rushing for more than a minute came out, and after a while, Qianqian walked out of the bathroom leaning against the wall, her face still flushed.

"Better, aren't you?" I asked.

"Hmm." Qianqian nodded and whispered thank you.

"Then come and help me heal." Haozi said eagerly.

"You bring your pants up first." I couldn't bear to look at it. "When I just helped Qianqian sort out the meridians, I found that her acupuncture points were occluded, and her qi and blood were blocked, and your symptoms were obviously the same, but you are the source of infection, and the strange thing is that this is not a disease, so I suspect that you have been bored with the art of victory."

"What is the art of disgust?" Hiroko asked.

"Simply put, you've been cursed."

"How could I have been cursed, I haven't usually messed with anyone."

"When others curse you, it's not necessarily that you have offended someone, people's hearts are separated from their stomachs, and sometimes they can cast curses, but they know and are close to them." I said.

The folk overwhelm the Gu, the spell is down, most of them are done by acquaintances, sometimes the neighbors will fight for the occupation of half a meter of the wall, but Haozi has always been more easy-going, and he is not the kind of person who bullies others, and his cursed place is too strange, it is actually the lifeblood of a man, which is inevitably a little too yin.

"Could it be Huihui?" Haozi asked.

Huihui is the girlfriend that Haozi talked about in college.,The girl who proposed to break up because of my misunderstanding with Haozi in the bathhouse.,Haozi said this.,I think it's really possible that Huihui has a grudge and wanton revenge.。

Haozi flipped through the address book of his mobile phone, found Huihui's number, and after calling, he was scolded before he could talk a word.

"Are you with him now?" A girl's growl came over the phone.

"Yes, oh no, Zhang Yang is next to this, Huihui Since we both broke up, you will let me go, okay, you curse me, do you want to kill me?"

"What kind of curse, you have a problem with your brain, you go and die!"

There was a busy tone on the phone, Haozi looked aggrieved, and I said: "Listening to Huihui's tone, it shouldn't be her, do you think about who you have been in contact with recently?" ”

"Except for Qianqian and my parents, where have I been in contact with others, I have nothing to do with playing games at home every day, and I don't go to work." Haozi said.

"The curse under the Gu is generally to get the hair or blood on your body, no matter how bad it is, it has to be dandruff and birthdate."

"Ah, I seem to remember, a few days ago, I came to me with a small hair and sent me a wedding invitation." Haozi patted his forehead and said.

"What did he do besides sending invitations?" I asked.

"At that time, he personally came to my house to deliver the invitation, I was very moved, so I invited him into the house to sit for a while, he entered the house and saw that there was a Bodhisattva in my house, so he went in and worshipped, and then he left without doing anything, and I left him to eat, and he didn't eat." Haozi said.

"Now people send invitations directly with WeChat and phone contact, he personally sent them to the door, nothing to offer courtesy, either treachery or theft, and the family god has never worshipped, you take me to your house to see."

I had a vague feeling that something was wrong.

Haozi nodded, asked me to help him up, and when I opened the door, the old bachelor was smoking at the door.

We took a taxi to Haozi's house, he still lives with his parents, when he arrived at his house, there was no one at home, Haozi was so painful that he couldn't walk, and I looked around in his house.

Haozi's family believes in feng shui, so there is nothing wrong with the utensils and furniture at home, I entered the room of his house dedicated to the statue of Guanyin, and suddenly I felt that something was wrong, because there was something wrong with this Guanyin.

Generally, after years of worship, even if there is no spirituality, it will not be infected with external evils, but this Guanyin statue is how I feel evil.

So I moved the statue of Guanyin on the altar, and Haozi hurriedly said: "My mother never let me touch this statue of Guanyin, don't break it." ”

I shook the statue and saw that there seemed to be something inside, so I slammed it to the ground and smashed it to pieces.

Everyone was taken aback by my actions, but then they understood, because a big centipede had fallen out of this Guanyin statue!

Even stranger is that the centipede's head is tied to a bloody piece of flesh.