Chapter 55 The Lord of the Stove announces the good news
Master Huijing, in order to prevent the squirrel from approaching Liu Zhichao and Master Liu, swung his sword to block it. Unexpectedly, at the moment when she stretched out her sword to block the squirrel in time, the land lord lost no time in giving it to Liu
The old man waved his hand and high-fived him on his back. I only heard a "poof", and the back vest of Master Liu was forced, and he went straight to the tip of Master Huijing's sword. Seeing that Master Liu did everything he could, he pounced on himself
The tip of the sword begged for death, and the frightened bearded squirrel shouted: "No......!
Everything became a reality, and Master Huijing didn't understand until this moment that the squirrel rushed straight in front of Master Liu, in order to prevent him from entering the Nihu War. Because, she and Hui
Like Master Jing, he already felt that behind the Liujiazhuang compound, the yin qi was dense and the yang qi was low. Just by the two of them's cultivation, it wasn't enough to discover where this yin qi came from. About this
point, we are not difficult to understand. Because although the land lord has been in the earth as his home, he has never been able to go to the table of heaven, but he is also the best among the gods. It has a very high Taoism, cultivation
The year of the bank has accumulated tens of thousands of years.
Even the White Fox Fairy, who has practiced for thousands of years, is entrusted to him, and the children who are the White Fox Fairy, although they have the blood of the land lord, it is not because of mana
Lack and inability to perceive the calculations of the lord of the land. Naturally, Master Huijing and the others flashed in their minds in the dark and flashed that there were demons in the courtyard of the Liu family, but they were still because of all this
, all because of the thirteen squirrel sisters. Therefore, in the minds of the nuns, the squirrel is the first demon ambushed in Liujiazhuang. In this way, there is something about Liujiazhuang's demons
Sin, in the minds of Master Huijing's four Dharma protectors, naturally thought that it was caused by great rebellion such as weasels.
Fortunately, Master Huijing thought out the order in his heart, considered the causes and consequences, and felt that his sword was indeed used by masters other than the Thirteen Squirrel Sisters. The reason for this
, who is the master, of course she doesn't know that the land lord is doing evil. The reason is very simple, the land lord has a grudge against the Jade Emperor for his unfair treatment. Although the Jade Emperor is in the sky,
He is the master of the land. The two of them are on their own side, but his land lord is still under the jurisdiction of the Jade Emperor. It's not something that your land lord is convinced of, everything has to have rules, ie
It is up to someone to decide that such rules may be made. The Fengshen List has long set rules for the gods and immortals, everyone is in their place and fulfills their responsibilities, and it is useless for him to disobey the land lord. Because, in
Between heaven and earth, it is impossible to produce a second monarch. In that way, the division of labor between heaven and earth will be separated, causing discord between heaven and earth, and fighting each other will not be a disaster for the world!
So, despite the indignation of the land lord, he also had to obey the management. Friend Panxin was demoted to mortal and reincarnated, for the god of Panxin, it is simply a self-abandonment of martial arts, self
Repair its humiliation. Stuck a knife in the ribs for a friend, and ended up infamous. Of course, for the sake of righteousness, Panxin is purely to blame, and he can't complain about others. The land lord blames himself: Alas, Shang
If it weren't for the fact that my land lord invited the Panxin brothers to go down to earth to do evil, he would not have reincarnated today. So, the land lord blamed himself deeply. I have a heart for Panxin
Thanksgiving, but at the same time feeling ashamed of Panxin. He because, all of this was caused by Liu Yuanwai in Liujiazhuang, and the result must be borne by Liujiazhuang.
In the sky, my land lord has nothing to do with you Jade Emperor. But on the ground, as long as my land lord takes some evasive measures, there will be no conflict with your heavenly court regulations
What can you do with the Jade Emperor? That's why the land lord did this. Of course, what the land lord did could not escape the level of the Great Compassion Guanyin Bodhisattva. pack
Including the mental activities of the land lord, Guanyin Bodhisattva has long perceived. The so-called legal net is magnificent but not leaky, and this net is in the mind of the Buddha. Therefore, mortals admire Guanyin
The bodhisattva's mind is as clear as a mirror, and it is precisely because of this. Bodhisattvas can penetrate the hearts of all people, including the deep minds of the soul.
When is the time for retribution! The Bodhisattva knew that the land lord was dissatisfied with the Jade Emperor's severe punishment of Panxin, and the Bodhisattva saw it in his eyes and remembered it in his heart. She has long known two things about the land lord
Dissatisfied with the Jade Emperor: one thing, that is, the god Panxin was demoted, and the second thing is that there is a complaint about his wife, the White Fox Fairy, who went to heaven to sue the emperor, and was left by the queen mother
Flower Protector. Hi, good you Jade Emperor. You let my friends be belittled, and my land lord dares to be angry but dare not speak, which can be regarded as giving you face. It's good now, even you want my wife,
My land lord was separated by your wife, what kind of rules and regulations are you doing?
The land lord was angry, and the Jade Emperor didn't mess with him. I have been named the Jade Emperor by the gods, so I should exercise the authority of my Jade Emperor. The east says the east is good, and the west says the west
Okay, otherwise, I, the Jade Emperor, would have done a good job. But the Bodhisattva couldn't help but ask, she discussed with the Lord of Yama in the Yama Palace: Then Liu Zhichao and Master Liu's birthday has arrived, so it is better to send it off
Water favors to the land lord. Let him seek psychological balance, and not make Liu Jiazhuang an enemy in the future. Big things are small, small things are turned into small things, and we also want to have peace in the world.
So, Lord Yama operated a god. He bit the words of black and white impermanence, and immediately asked the two of them to go on the road with iron chains and go straight to Liujiazhuang......
Coincidentally, I met Master Huijing who came to the Liu family's compound to catch demons. Originally, there was a black-and-white impermanence plan, tempting Liu Zhichao and the soul of Master Liu, and walked to the land temple to hang himself with a rope.
caused Master Liu to apologize for his death in the Land Temple. At least, let the land lord gloat and applaud. However, what Black and White Impermanence didn't expect was that the two of them saw that the land was old
The master is ready to move. Black and white impermanence did not dare to make his own decisions, and hurriedly reported to Lord Yama. When Lord Yama learned about it, he drove the cloud bucket and went straight to the South Heavenly Gate to start playing Guanyin. When the Bodhisattva heard this, he said to Hades
The master beckoned: "Let's go, let's take a look together, resolve the grievances and grievances of Liujiazhuang and the land master, and write off a sum of money today." Hehehe......"
The Bodhisattva smiled slightly, and immediately drove the cloud bucket and went straight to Liujiazhuang. When the two of them saw it, the land lord secretly slapped Liu Zhichao and pushed Liu Zhichao towards the tip of Master Huijing's sword, that is
Brush your sleeves away. Finally, the land lord is satisfied with his wishes. The revenge has been avenged, and the land lord finally breathes a sigh of relief. When the deed was done, he picked up the flask and laughed to himself
。 After eighty percent of the wine, he took advantage of the wine and went straight to Liujiazhuang. The purpose is to repay Panxin, and his land lord has this evil breath for the god of Panxin.
With pleasure, the land lord snorted and came out of the belly of the bed in Zhao Chunhua's room. It was the middle of the night, and whenever the land lord appeared at night, he would flash a beam of light
Bright. Therefore, he came to Zhao Chunhua's room and saw that Zhao Chunhua had never turned off the kerosene lamp since she gave birth to Liu Xueyou. Although Zhao Chunhua and Xiao Qiuyue slept soundly, the land master
escaped the surveillance of the door god, but he couldn't escape the sharp eyes of the lamp god. Holding a pair of axes in his hand, he quietly followed behind the Lord of the Earth, and suddenly shouted: "Stop,
Okay, you land lord, you broke into my master's house in the middle of the night, what are your intentions?" he said, raising his axe with both hands, and went straight to the top of the land lord's head.
Frightened, the land lord shuddered, he slowly raised his hands, and then turned around to take a closer look, it turned out to be Lord Lamp God. quickly showed a smile and said slowly:
"I thought it was Lady Lamp. I'll tell you the truth, it's not me who came to disturb your master for no reason. It's the little master of your family, but my land master's friend Nan
Master Panxin, the guardian god of Tianmen, was reincarnated. At this time, I came to him and told him that there was good news: that Liu Zhichao, the old man of Liu, was mistakenly killed by Master Huijing, a nun of Jing'an Temple
Cangcheng is also a great trouble for the two of our henchmen!"
And at this moment, it has been a year in the world. We all know that a crack in the sky is a year in the world. Lord Di came to Zhao Chunhua's room to report the good news, it was the year after Master Liu's death
Multi-time. When the lamp god heard this, he was unhappy: "My master has passed away for a year, not only are you not sad, but you are full of ecstasy, why is this?
Is it here to seek revenge or to say goodbye?" It's not that I'm afraid that I won't be able to beat the land lord, but to prevent the land lord from treating his master
Carry out the attack.
We know that every normal family, as long as their family loves each other and unites, the ghosts and ghosts, along with all the demons and monsters, will not be able to get close to the house. Because, every family, all
There is its patron saint. When you enter the door, there is a door god, when you enter the master's room, there is a lamp god, when you enter the kitchen to make a fire and cook rice, there is a pot and stove god, and there is a sauce jar, and there are sauce gods and other gods to protect you. Well, since
With so many immortals in the family, all families should be foolproof and smooth sailing. Why do some people have natural and man-made disasters in their homes?
That's a good question. It is often said that heaven is especially forgivable. A man who has done iniquity shall not live. Some people's families abandon their martial arts and self-inflicted their own doors, and the result is to provoke ghosts to come to the door and set them on fire
Body. For example, we have a caretaker in every family, who lives in our kitchen pot and stove hole all the year round, commonly known as the stove god. Don't underestimate him, Stove God, kitchen
He is in the shoes of your master, watching over and guarding all affairs. What harmful vegetables, toxic substances, degree of ripeness, and size of the fire, the god of the stove can be lenient.
It's just that now people don't have a place for the Stove God to stay, because of the improvement of the kitchen, people gradually forget the Stove God.
Therefore, people now eat the three highs, eat a wide variety of terminal diseases such as cancer, and emerge in an endless stream. In the past, people only wanted three meals a day, and they had all the clothes and clothes, so that they could be blessed
。 Now people are delicacies from the sea and eat with grinning teeth. In the past, people ate the leftovers to feed dogs and pigs, and did not cause concessions. Now dogs eat more exclusively than people, because dog food is specialized
Professionals study production. The food that people eat is full of dangers, what pesticides, fertilizers, herbicides, overwhelming, food safety, dangers, make people and animals upside down.
Which one do you go to now, even in the countryside, no one has made a place for the Stove God. As a result, the god of the stove given by the Jade Emperor gradually spread on the earth in an instant
Downplayed and forgotten by people. The god of the stove told the royal court to the heavenly court: "Report to the Jade Emperor, the little gods and others are enshrined, this is the destiny of heaven." But at present, the people of Li are rich and rich. person
They live in buildings one after another, and there are elevators left. Burning gas, cooking is a rice cooker. Baking, cooking, stewing, frying, frying, steaming, scalding. There are refrigerators, induction cookers, and electric woks, and the kitchen is crowded
Full, well organized, where is there still the position of the stove god. There is no place to stay, all the gods of the stove in the world are unemployed, how do you let the little gods serve the people in the world. ”
The Jade Emperor looked at the music and looked up at the gods of the stove in the world, one by one, his head was depressed, and his face was crying. "Alas, the people of Limin, living a good life, were originally our gods
Immortal long-cherished wish. But they live a good life, but they forget the gods and immortals who support them, they don't know how to repay their kindness, they are insatiable, and it seems that if they don't teach the world a lesson, they seem to call these people
Forget oneself. The gods listened to the order: In the future, Dafan will give me the gods and immortals, as always, adhere to the rules and precepts, never forget the worshippers, and God will give praise;
The earth immortals are out of place, ungrateful, and mercenary will be severely punished. ”
After the Jade Emperor finished speaking, it was difficult to dispel the anger in his heart, and the gods of the stove were relieved to hear it. But how to punish severely, the god of the stove bluffed each other one by one. "No!
Those who wait for the Stove God will not be able to solve the root cause of the Stove God's unemployment. Lord Yama, punishing Li Min is not enough to solve the substantive problem of Lord Stove. You have to let the people of Li move it
With affection, know with reason. A word of warning to all: without the Stove God, each of you will change your eating habits. Unauthorized changes in their eating habits, life and rest time, will be guided
Cause the physiological dysfunction of all parts of the body, beware of the disease from the mouth!"
When the Jade Emperor heard this, he nodded again and again: "Well, this is a good idea. Then you will do as you say, and deal with those who are stubborn, who die without repentance, and who ignore our gods and immortals
Feelers. It is riddled with all kinds of diseases and disasters. Zhongran's family has a lot of money, and he also let him take medicine and injections, and he will never recover. "The Jade Emperor Chrysostom said a word. The Stove God listened
One by one, they turned their worries into joys and were full of praise. Therefore, there is a profession in the world, called Feng Shui Master, commonly known as Feng Shui Master.
The first Feng Shui master was the incarnation of the Stove God. He didn't have morning or night, traveled thousands of rivers and mountains, and traveled tens of thousands of miles. Bitter mouth, persuasion to ignite the dawn of life. What a house lacks a corner
, children have nothing to do, door to window, will suffer, door to door, will die, kitchen and bathroom together, mixed blessings and misfortunes, elevator pairs, only to die, etc. The god of the stove took this as an opportunity,
Recruit disciples. As a result, feng shui is popular in the world, like mushrooms after a rain, and emerges in endlessly. At the beginning, Mr. Feng Shui was still loyal and did his best to serve the common people. Later, I saw the common people
Envy grace and believe in favor. Now it has developed, worship and obsession, and almost go crazy.
Mr. Feng Shui in the world is in short supply. Swaggering and cheating, seeing that Mr. Feng Shui is a business opportunity. And all the money earned is the money of rich people, and those who learn to be Mr. Feng Shui for a while turn back and forth
up, endlessly. We all know that Mr. Feng Shui cheats money, and he uses lip service. The cost is almost zero, and he only relies on his own three-inch tongue to induce, deceive, and scare the master
。 In the end, the main family is forced to commit. It's really easy to make money.
So, it's not just the god of the stove who sits back and enjoys it. The blessing of the world is a god of longevity, and because of this, he is sought after by the people of Limin. The king of the stove was invited to the wine cabinet in the kitchen
。 Lord Wealth, was invited to the entrance of the living room. Fuxing was invited to the head of the door and window bed. Lu Xing was invited to the living room in the middle hall. And the birthday star, the side is enshrined by people in the big
Doorway. In addition, the Buddha of Mita, Guanyin, and the beckoning cat are enshrined in the lobby. Enter the door and bow, and the incense burns continuously every day. Everyone hopes to wake up and be full of gold.
As a result, the gods and immortals were overjoyed. In the world, Mr. Feng Shui has become a disaster, some people rely on deception, some people rely on temptation, some people rely on coaxing, and some people rely on bluffing all kinds of tricks, all to frame the master's money
The end, the use of means, is almost to the point of doing no evil. The god of lights, the god of sauce, and the king of the stove watched the feng shui gentlemen in the world do whatever it takes to get money, and they are sincerely afraid. “
Ladies and gentlemen, you see, they are everywhere in the name of seeking support for us, and they are deceiving and seeking money from the common people. For a long time, we have been guilty of the world's sins, sins
The Lord of the Stove felt guilty, but this was not done by the Lord of the Stove. I want to stop it, but I can't help it.
The sauce god smacked his lips: "Alas! Originally, I was exposed to the dew day and night, and I had no regrets." But now that I am enshrined in the kitchen, my heart is not steady. The reason for this should be that someone is making a confession
In the name of us, we will deceive the common people. This matter is not trivial. We must come up with countermeasures, otherwise the baht will accumulate and the people will hate the gods and immortals!
If it weren't for the banner of worshipping us, who in the world would be able to believe in them. Ladies and gentlemen, think of a way to stop the insatiable behavior of this gang as much as possible. "Sauce God
I feel resentful, too! However, it is not true that you don't pull vegetables for turnips. After tracking down, I have to be more or less responsible.
The god of lights was puzzled: "What kind of thing? Replace my god of lamp kerosene lamp with an electric lamp, the god of lamp is still the god of light! I don't blame the people in the world, they come first in feng shui."
Sheng, why do you want to deceive the people of Li in my name!" The lamp god is inexplicable. All of a sudden, the common people worshiped and bowed to my lamp god, almost to the point of madness. This is not me
The lamp god wishes, but Mr. Feng Shui fools it. They deliberately exaggerate the role of my lamp god in the human world, so as to scare the world, where is the slightest bit of my lamp god's will
!
"No, I'll wait to report to Heaven and quickly draw a line with Mr. Feng Shui. Otherwise, swindlers are rampant in the world, under the banner of Mr. Feng Shui, to cheat and make a fortune. When the time comes
Wait, the heavens blame it, and all the great gods will suffer. The night is long and there are many dreams, so I will go to the heavenly court as soon as possible to inform them. "The more the Stove God thinks about it, the more scared he becomes. There is a matter of having a stove for the prince to fight for Fulu to worship
caused, the bell must be tied to the bell, and of course he is duty-bound.
Therefore, the Jade Emperor listened to the return of the Lord of the Stove, and his face was furious: "Good for you Lord of the Stove, let Mr. Feng Shui promote and worship you, and you will be blessed and behaved." Don't give you a blessing, you
He also kept saying that the status of the king of the stove was not guaranteed. Excuse me, what do you want my Jade Emperor to do for you?" The Queen Mother was furious when she saw the Jade Emperor's face, and hurriedly stepped forward to persuade: "Lord Zao,
Do you think that Mr. Feng Shui is deceiving the people of Li under the banner of worshipping you like this, which is a blasphemy against all the gods. That's why I worked tirelessly to come to the sky
Court, in order to prove the innocence of the great gods, is that the case?"
The queen mother pulled the square and rounded, and the words were nominally to ask the prince of the stove for the reason for going to heaven. In essence, he is excusing the little gods such as the Lord of the Stove in disguise, how can the Jade Emperor not know
。 "Well, how can I not know that what Zhong Aiqing is afraid of is being blasphemed by the wicked people in the world. It's just that I can't think of a perfect solution, so I might as well discuss a plan with me to crusade against the wicked people in the world
moves. The Lord of the Stove and the gods fell into deep thought, and after a stick of incense was burned, no one dared to raise their heads to offer advice. The old lady who stayed on the side stroked her snow-white beard.
Shaking his head, he said, "Old Taibai has a humble opinion, the Jade Emperor might as well give it a try!" The Jade Emperor was so anxious that he stood up: "Ah, what is the origin of Taibai Jun."
You and I are like brothers, and we have something to say, why are you in a hurry to hurt Benjun!" "The Jade Emperor is indeed an acute son, otherwise before the god list began to be crowned,
He pretended to be a monarch of his own right. Therefore, it later caused the gods to be dissatisfied and wanted to overthrow it. Thanks to the timely appearance of the god list, otherwise, where would he be the Jade Emperor
The job title, it's really uncertain.
The old lady deliberately sold Guanzi: "Ah, it's easy to say, but it's hard to sit up!" He carelessly stroked a large handful of his beard, closed one eye, and glanced at the Jade Emperor
He said: "Give an edict to inform the world and take back the power of Mr. Feng Shui to know astronomy and geography and all kinds of situations in the world." Only show him the door and orient, let him know the treasure of feng shui, and the rest of the people wait for the sky
The machine will all take back the order. When the great gods heard this, they were full of praise. Everyone gave a thumbs up and praised the idea in unison.
How could the Jade Emperor disapprove! Because he could no longer think of a better idea than Lao Taibai. Although the little immortals such as the Lord of the Stove racked their brains one by one, it was to no avail.
As a result, the Jade Emperor followed the next edict: to withdraw the previous orders of Mr. Feng Shui, and redraft the edict to inform the world. Therefore, the earth and heaven celebrate together. Until now
In the world, the god of lights is always unswerving, and of course the lord of the land does not take the god of lights in his eyes. He thinks that as long as he is in cahoots with Mr. Feng Shui, what is the king of the lamp god sauce stove in Liujiazhuang
It's not under the words of his land lord.
Look at the current god of lights, holding a double axe, standing majestically in front of the land lord, the land lord is not in a hurry to explain. Bitter for himself to come in the middle of the night
Mother-in-law seeks liberation. If you don't care about the god of lights, give it a try! The god of lights is not a fuel-efficient lamp. Your land lord is the land, my lamp god is the lamp god, whose territory is the master. Despite the land
The master said that the lamp god still gave him a time limit: "Old land, my lamp god doesn't give you face, you say that I will be a family of three products." Face, it is impossible not to give. But please go all over the head of the rooster
, absolutely leaving my master's residence. ”