On the 22-inch LCD monitor, on the left is the game interface that opens in window mode, and on the right is a domestic comedy.

A young figure in front of the computer, controlling the mouse and keyboard while constantly fighting in the game, sometimes swept his eyes to the movie playing on the right side of the screen, and let out bursts of laughter from time to time.

His name is Huang Shaohong, male, 25 years old, from Province H.

The diploma of a third-rate university and its own casual character of advocating freedom have led to the fact that this product has not found any serious job after graduating from college, mostly doing odd jobs, drifting at the bottom of society, in the current popular words, this product is a dick.

A while ago, I was introduced to a foreign fast food as a waiter, and later because of his patriotic heart, he decided to start with me to 'resist foreign garbage'.

Xiao Huang resolutely resigned from his job at foreign fast food, which can not only reflect his noble patriotic sentiments, but also satisfy his delicious and casual ..... Ahem......

Huang Shaohong dared to swear to God that his resignation was definitely because of the previous reason, not because he was late, and even his basic salary was deducted......

It's true! If you lie, let the little fat man next door who bullied him when he was a child, and when he grows up, he always loves to show superiority in front of him.

After resigning, Huang Shaohong is not an ordinary dick, he was successfully upgraded to ....... Dick silk + otaku, but except for some small financial constraints, in general, his life is quite good, so he is very satisfied with such a life of peace and security.

When he doesn't go out to work, Huang Shaohong stays at home and surfs the Internet all day long, he actually does two things online, one is to read online novels, all kinds of science fiction supernatural, fantasy fairy, historical fandom, harem species...... What the hell......

In addition to novels,His other hobby is playing games,Recently, a new imitation of 'Warcraft' private server game is extremely popular,It's called 'Alliance T Tribe is OK',Xiao Huang downloaded this private server game,Resolutely chose the okay" tribe "side!

Before, because of unemployment and a lot of time, he slaughtered all the novels that he had fattened in one go, and read them twice to kill and kill.

So Huang Shaohong also shifted his excess energy to the new game of 'Alliance's Mighty Tribe is OK'.

Today, Xiao Huang slept until noon, washed up after waking up, filled his stomach directly with instant noodles, and then started his game journey.

I poured myself a large glass of Coke first, and after taking a sip of it, I refreshed myself, put the drink on the computer desk, lightly tapped the keyboard with my fingers, and skillfully logged into the game.

After entering the game, Huang Shaohong controlled his 'Orc Hunter' to find a place in the game that players rarely haunt, and released the 'Tribal Pastoral Dog' to lock a small wild boar herd in front of him and start leveling up.

At the same time, he also clicked on a domestic comedy movie that has been quite popular recently.

Looking at the funny scenes in the movie, he laughed back and forth from time to time, and just as the movie was about to end, suddenly there was an emergency in the game on the left side of the screen.

Behind the 'Orc Hunter' he controlled, a black shadow flashed, and an Alliance assassin appeared and launched a surprise attack on him.

The assassin class, also known as a thief and a stalker, is best at stealing tracks and launching sneak attacks, and is one of the opponent classes that players hate extremely much.

I saw that the other party appeared and came out directly, and it was a combo, and the sword light and sword shadow instantly shrouded Huang Shaohong, the poor hunter, and the opponent's tricks were first-class, and Huang Shaohong's hunter was stunned to death!

"I....... Depend on! ”

Xiaohuang has been playing for so many years, how can he suffer this loss, isn't it PK, who is afraid of who, and directly run the corpse to resurrect, and summon the 'tribal pastoral dog' to guard his side.

He quickly made a 'toxin trap', then sat down on the floor and took out the food, replenishing the health bar that was less than half a tube.

"Grandson! There's a kind of grandpa who is moving, try it! "Although the hunter does not have an advantage over the thief, Xiao Huang is confident that with his own operation, as long as the grandson is about the same level as himself, he is at least fifty percent sure that he will kill the other party.

Xiao Huang thought very well, but unfortunately things did not develop as he thought, and there were two muffled sounds at the same time, and I saw that on the heads of him and his 'tribal pastoral dog', a mark representing the state of vertigo appeared at the same time.

At the same time, two Coalition Assassins appeared in front of him, one of whom touched the toxin trap he had planted, leaving him in a state of slight bleeding and paralysis.

"Damn, there are two assassins!"

Before he could react, he saw the thief who had not been caught in the trap, and the two short knives in his hands flew up and down, bringing countless blood flowers.

Two seconds later, as the paralysis of the other poisoned thief was lifted, the two short knives besieging Huang Shaohong turned into four, and they were immediately combined into an assassin's version of the 'Positive and Negative Sword Array'.

Not surprisingly, although Huang Shaohong, a hunter, was brave and unyielding, and had been trying to resist and kill, the ending was a ...... Kneel!

"Fuck your uncle!" encountered two thieves, none of them hit at all, and Huang Shaohong, who was killed, slammed the keyboard and made a 'bang', and the entire computer desk shook.

Just as he cursed the two thieves who had killed him, something sad happened.

Because he slapped the keyboard in anger, his fingers accidentally swept to the cup on the computer desk, and directly knocked the cup down, and the coke inside was poured on the table.

Spilled Coke spread quickly along the computer desk, and many of them spilled onto the keyboard.

Huang Shaohong hurriedly rescued the keyboard, but unexpectedly, his tentacles were numb, and then he fainted on the ground in front of his eyes.

His last thought before losing consciousness was: "Sure enough, it's cheap and not good, the waterproof keyboard bought at a discount is really unreliable!" ”

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It was difficult to open the eyelids, and the light from the outside world made the eyes and brain sting at the same time, as if he was hangover, his consciousness was confused, and his thoughts were extremely confused.

"Where is this?"

He patted his head vigorously, and as his eyes gradually adjusted to the sunlight pouring in from the window, Xiao Huang finally saw the surrounding scene clearly.

I saw a monitor not far from him, making a 'beep' sound from time to time, and the surrounding arrangements all made him realize that he was lying on a hospital bed in a hospital room at this time.

Xiao Huang wondered in his heart, how could he be in the hospital bed, the chaotic consciousness gradually recovered, and the memories came like a tide.

"Holy!"

Xiao Huang, who thought of everything, was shocked, he seemed to have been electrocuted, and now he is in the hospital, not seriously injured, don't break the parts on his body!

He slammed himself out of the hospital bed, and then breathed a sigh of relief, because he could feel that his hands and feet were still growing on his body in addition to the pain all over his body.

He let out a sigh of relief, shook his head, and moved his shoulders, although he was not disabled, his body was sore enough.

I wondered in my heart, it seems that I was electrocuted, but it is not serious, and I can be discharged from the hospital now, but who entered his own house and sent himself to the hospital.

was pondering, suddenly the door of the ward was pushed open, and a handsome young man in a casual suit walked in with a concerned face, saw Xiao Huang sit up, hurriedly walked to the hospital bed, and stretched out his hand to help Xiao Huang's body:

"Tiny are you awake? Lie down! ”