Chapter 47, who will pay
Shan Yan, who had nothing to do, went downstairs under the pretext of buying dinner, and went to the Internet celebrity coffee shop inexplicably.
Obviously, the information has been deleted, but the address of that store is like being printed in the head of Shan Yan, and the legs have brought people unconsciously.
Standing outside the store, through the glass window, Shan Yan saw at a glance that Wen Cheng was sleeping with a bronze sword, and there were at least twenty coffee cups on the table where she was lying.
From time to time, Internet celebrities who come to the café to check in deliberately take pictures of Ask Cheng sleeping on the coffee table and post it on the Internet, ridiculing her for being a dirt bun who has never seen the world, and coming to the coffee shop just to rub the air conditioner and free coffee and other exquisite poverty.
Shan Yan stood at the door for a while, after all, he couldn't help but walk in, holding the bronze sword and picking up the orange and preparing to leave, the waiter immediately came over with the bill, facing the five-digit bill, Shan Yan put the orange back again, sat opposite the orange, and pretended that he had just arrived.
Picked up and put down by Shan Yan, asked Orange to naturally wake up, looked at the bronze and then looked at his palm, made sure that he was okay, just got up to leave, the waiter handed over a five-digit list of coffee.
Ask Orange to look at the list and then look at the coffee cup on the table, all the coffee in the store asked for a cup, and the double coffee for the cartoon couple toy actually asked for four servings?
Asked Cheng was a little flustered, looked at the bill and looked at the Shan Yan sitting across the table and asked:
"Edgeworth's heart didn't dig into your heart, you turned enemies into friends and changed dates? Two men just to collect six couple dolls, you drink eight cups of coffee, won't your conscience hurt? ”
"First of all, I just arrived, and secondly, Edgeworth threatened me with your life to let me come, and this coffee has nothing to do with me."
Shan Yan didn't want to pay the bill, so he was ready to reason with Wen Cheng, and Wen Cheng knew that he couldn't say Shan Yan, so he sneered and mocked:
"Heh, it has nothing to do with you, it has something to do with me, I drank?"
Shan Yan smiled and nodded, got up and asked a check-in Internet celebrity to borrow a mobile phone, specifically to ask Cheng to see how embarrassed she was when she was photographed.
The self in the mobile phone not only commented on all kinds of coffee, but also ridiculed the ugly color of the doll that came with it, and finally fainted because of a cup of coffee with alcohol, which caused the people who secretly photographed themselves to laugh.
The evidence was all thrown on his face, and when he asked Orange, his face turned red, and he just hoped that he was still unconscious, and he shouldn't have woken up just now, and this Yukenshin, he drank so many cups when it was hard to drink, and he actually ordered four couples' coffee in order to collect a set of dolls, and he drank it all alone, and he didn't even have a chance to plant it for Shan Yan.
"I have a headache, probably because I haven't woken up from drunk coffee......"
Q: Orange put down the phone and leaned against the wall to pretend to be dizzy.
"I can't coax girls, and I can't coax girls who want to pay their debts, but ...... I can help you call your brother. ”
Shan Yan took out his mobile phone to call Wen Qian, and asked Cheng Cheng to wilt and said:
"It's useless to call, and there are no five figures for smashing pots and selling iron at home, otherwise you see that I will give you myself, can you borrow me?"
There's no way to ask Orange, and Edgeworth is really playing big this time! I can only shamelessly say the words of mortgaging myself, anyway, Shan Yan's work is more serious, and he shouldn't be tempted by himself, and nothing will really happen when he talks about a word.
"......" Shan Yan opened his mouth and didn't say anything, his face slowly turned red, not only red, but his eyes unconsciously looked out of the window, if it wasn't for Wen Qian's phone connection, Shan Yan didn't know how to answer Q Cheng's question.
"A single proverb? What's the situation, we just met the information you stored about Tangjie half an hour ago, why did you call me again. ”
Wen Qian was very puzzled by Shan Yan's call to himself, and when Wen Cheng heard his brother's voice, he grabbed his mobile phone before Shan Yan and immediately opened his mouth to complain:
"O my brother! Edgeworth's got into trouble......"
"The mobile phone of the single proverb...... Edgeworth's heart is in trouble, is it...... Did you rattle the proverb? Don't worry, see if there is anyone around, no, find something to hide the body first, it won't work, the more traces you leave, the more dangerous it is, you give me the address, and I'll help you find a way to ......"
Shan Yan's mobile phone was amplified, and Wen Cheng spoke to Wen Qian in a crying voice, and Wen Qian completely misunderstood, and all he was thinking about was asking what to do with Cheng in the future, and what should he do with Shan Yan's corpse.
Shan Yan on the side blushed just now, slowly became a little pale, and then showed an embarrassed smile at Wen Cheng:
"I didn't expect that all the knowledge your brother learned in the police academy was going to be used on me, and he really cared about your sister."
"Also...... It's okay. ”
It's embarrassing to ask Orange, my brother doesn't give himself a chance to explain at all, he has even thought of a way to divide the body into the bottom of the sea, and he has a feeling that you can kill your sister at ease, and I will carry it for you if something happens.
The way Qan disposed of the corpse became more and more outrageous, the person concerned Shan Yan didn't speak, and Q Cheng didn't dare to talk, for fear that the old brother would misunderstand that he wanted to hide with Shan Yan's corpse.
"You don't need to look for a gasoline drum to buy cement, I'm still alive and well, just sit in front of your sister."
Shan Yan finally spoke, and Qian Qian, who was still talking about the plan, paused for a moment, and asked Cheng to follow with a sigh of relief:
"Brother, Shan Yanren is fine, Edgeworth is in trouble because he ordered more than twenty cups of coffee, the total value is five figures, and I have no money."
"What about the proverb? Since he's there, he has to take full responsibility for Edgeworth's impulsive spending. ”
The degree of unreasonableness of Qian Qian is a notch higher than that of Wen Cheng, and he directly stunned Shan Yan.
"I just arrived, and your sister had already spent five figures when I came, and it has nothing to do with me."
"Then why are you going? Since you went, you are responsible for my sister, and I have already told you, keep you away from her, and you yourself do not listen to persuasion to cause such a catastrophe, are you embarrassed to let a woman pay? ”
Wen Qian's words not only made the single proverb speechless, but also made Wen Cheng instantly full of confidence.
"Well, what my brother said makes sense, if you don't come, I'll be here alone, if you come early, can I still order so much coffee? It's your fault, it's your lateness! ”
"You asked me to come! I didn't write a specific time when I came, so I can't be so unreasonable if I don't want to be unreasonable, right? Can you two not change concepts yet? ”
Shan Yan was suddenly hit by two sides, and some of his IQ went offline, and he didn't react for a while, and his momentum weakened a lot.
"You said my sister asked you to come, but what is the evidence? What about text messaging? I can't show proof, it's just that you follow my sister and want to watch her make mistakes! ”
"Yes, my brother is right, since I sent you a text message, take out the evidence."
In the face of the aggressiveness of the brother and sister, Shan Yan couldn't provide text messages at all, and instead looked at Wen Cheng's mobile phone.
"Edgeworth's heart shouldn't delete text messages, right, don't you see if there's an MMS for yourself?"