Chapter 214: Improper Hell Massacre
Dante was stunned!
Standing in this lively big city, Dante was completely stunned!
In front of him, a skyscraper made of condensed lava rock, a huge magma fountain piled up beside him, and a demon with thick paint in the corner of the square is improvising, and the only thing that makes Dante see that this is hell is the two great demons floating in the sky, but the claws of these two great demons are clutching a banner made of dragon skin, on which is written in English with a line of large letters!
"The Department of Humanities of Mephisto Central College in District 3 is recruiting lecturers, requiring 300 years of land experience and 2,000 contract experience, and human physicists and literary soul transformers are preferred!"
Dante's eyes almost popped out of their sockets, and this ...... I guess I went on the wrong set!
Just now, he resolutely passed through the gate of hell that the Ancient One had opened for him, and although he didn't know where he would appear in Hell, he had enough confidence in himself!
Nima's hell is open, forget about the banner hanging in the sky, and the wall not far from the left actually reads, "Science is the strongest weapon to counterattack the human world, and knowledge is the fundamental energy to rule the world!"
Dante slapped himself on the head, I must have been drunk, damn it, Wakanda was so drunk, and one day I was so drunk, I actually saw a group of big demons listening to a little devil in the square listening to a speech by a little devil on the topic of 'A Thousand and One Tricks to Make a Contract with Modern Humans!'!
Suddenly, a razor approached Dante, first carefully looking to the left and right, and then instantly shoved a piece of dragon scales into Dante's hand!
"It's great that you actually went to hell in the flesh, you can call me Angneva, this is my business card!"
Business Cards!Business Cards...... What a ghost!
Dante looked confused and looked at the dragon scales, on which a sentence was written.
"Angneva, the chief mentor of the Covenant Success Academy in District 11, welcomes you to join!"
Nima, it turns out that this is not only a business card, but also a recruitment book!
"Everyone who brings their physical body to hell after death is a strong person in the future, only my academy is worthy of you, and I welcome you to teach in our academy on time in three days!"
"Who the fuck is dead, no, what the hell is going on, damn it, tell me what hell is going on!"
Dante roared angrily, and he grabbed the collar of the razor demon Angneva, yes, you read that right, this razor demon is actually wearing a tunic, a real tunic!
After being picked up by Dante, the Razor Demon calmly slapped Dante's fist, and with a miserable kind smile on his face, he only listened to him say a word.
"I didn't expect you to be a violent person, this is not good news, the current hell does not like violent people, fortunately, the contract success academy has no class, we welcome all human lecturers to join!"
"What the hell, what the hell are you talking about!"
Dante glared at the razor demon in front of him viciously, only to see the razor demon open his mouth, he was about to explain something, but his words were interrupted by other demons!
"Hey, newcomer, don't believe that idiot, that guy is engaged in pyramid schemes, he was called dung ball before he changed his name, can you believe it?"
It was a baroque firedemon who spoke, and as he spoke, he walked towards Dante, his huge hooves stomping on the ground, leaving a trail of flaming footprints.
"He's an idiot who was mislocated the last time he was summoned, from Australia to southeast China, and who knows what this bastard learned there, and when he came back, he started such a damn MLM organization, and his contract academy was full of top idiots who couldn't complete a contract in ten years!"
"You dare to humiliate my academy, shit Edward Kusanagikyo, you even changed your name after you came back from Japan, you are not qualified to evaluate the higher education I received in China, I will spread the new ideas I learned to the whole hell, and the one who will counterattack the world in the future must be the excellent demons of the Contract Academy!"
"Just because you're a fool who only talks about it, you're qualified to comment on my new name?"
Baroque Flame Demon Edward Kusanagikyo glanced at Antoneva with disdain, he stretched out his flaming claws, and took the Razor Demon from Dante's hand, and with a bang, the Razor Demon was smashed to the ground by him, and the Baroque Fire Demon shouted the name of the move loudly while smashing it.
"弐百拾弐式·琴月阳,燃えろぉ!(Burn!)"
"Fuck you!"
Dante kicked the fire demon who shouted out the name of the move into the sky with a single kick, leaving a brilliant trail in the glowing red sky, and he even shouted as he flew.
"Flame is calling you!)"
"Haha, well done, human, this is the most beautiful kick I've ever seen, you must be a powerful warrior in the world, a strong man like you is a good match for my academy!"
"Worthy of your MB!"
Dante grabbed the Razor Demon's neck fiercely, this is also the Razor Demon's body is about the same size as a human, if it is replaced by the middle two Baroque Flame Demon who has just flown away, his neck is almost as thick as a bucket, Dante really can't hold it!
Dante picked up the Razor, and he stared at the Razor's cloudy red eyes.
"Give you one last chance to answer my question seriously, or I'll make you disappear completely!"
"I take every moment extremely seriously, people who can't take life seriously can't be successful, believe me, there is no one in hell who knows success better than me, I will teach ......!"
Dante pulled out his rebellion and stabbed him into the razor's head, and before the razor could finish speaking, his whole body turned into some red magic stones and flew straight into Dante's body!
"Huh?"
Dante felt the power brought by the razor demon, this razor demon was obviously a guy with more than 100,000 energy, why did the number of red magic stones brought by killing him not be more than that of a little devil?
But Dante didn't have time to think about this problem, just after he killed the razor demon, thousands of demons of different appearances near the square had already surrounded him, Dante was vigilant and rebellious, he knew that the next thing was probably a fierce battle!
Fight a fart!
"Yo, this human being is very special, the energy is so strong, he actually came to hell in the flesh, it seems that hell is going to have another senior lecturer!"
"I really don't know which department can get the favor of this human being, and recently the new talents have been recruited by the Department of Humanities, but the School of Human Nature Analysis and the School of Human Physics are also very strong!"
"The bullshit physics school, elemental analysis and efficient elemental modeling are all hobbies of that group of violent demons, this human in front of him is so handsome, he will never be a fighting side demon who only likes violence in the future!"
"Demon, I am the battle side demon in your mouth, I have already captured the souls of thirteen humans this year with my excellent elemental mastery, what qualifications do you have to laugh at my school!"
"Fart, thirteen! It's so small that it makes the devil laugh, I'm a student of the advertising department of Central College, and with the knowledge I've learned, I've already made ninety-one contracts this year!"
"Just your little advertisements plastered with human sewer outlets?"
"It's better than you have a head full of lava!"
"You have the ability to fight with me, I have mastered advanced thermodynamics, and my flame can burn your Lin!"
"I have ninety-one contracts, and there are fewer faceless BBs than me!"
"Ahh
"There will be a war at every turn, physics is crazy!"
"That's right, that's right, it's all nerve demons, let's stay away from him!"
!!!
Looking at the demons who were caught in a verbal battle around him, Dante was really an eye-opener, if he was not mistaken, hell may have developed to the point that Dante could not imagine, saying that such a big brain hole is unimaginable to ordinary people!
"Stop!"
Facing the increasingly noisy environment around him, Dante stomped on the ground fiercely, and the huge shock wave directly smashed the ground within a radius of twenty meters, and the nearby demons all took two steps back!
"Look, the movements of this human being are extremely standardized, he must be an excellent expert in human mechanics, don't grab it with me, machinery and human dynamics need such a lecturer!"
"Your kind of small discipline is not qualified to invite such an aerodynamics master, the moment the soles of his feet hit the ground, I can feel the air erupt eighteen times in different frequency bands, it is precisely because of his excellent grasp of air vibration that the effect of his stomping is outstanding!"
"Everyone, please shut up, this man's long silver hair is very in line with human aesthetics, and his facial features and limbs are also very in line with the golden ratio, please give the little woman a face, such a handsome man must join our School of Social Phenomena Research, and the Male Idol Research Society needs him!"
"Bitch, he's going to be sucked into your hands, your circle is too messy!"
"You say that the little girl is not happy, be careful that people beat you in the chest with their little fists!" said the social phenomenology succubus.
"Shut up, thank you, can anyone tell me what's going on, hell, or that I'm in the wrong place!"
Dante loudly interrupted the discussion of a group of demons, he is now completely in a state of confusion, whether it is impression or reality, isn't the demon a group of creatures who either come up recklessly or deceive you to death, what is going on with this TM Academy?
Hearing Dante's words, a group of demons immediately stared at each other, this is not a common saying, but a true adjective, the biggest demon here is ten meters high, the smallest is only the size of a palm, they look at each other, it is really big eyes and small eyes!
"I'm sorry, the guy who walked into hell in the flesh, Master Mephisto has a rule that you can only tell new souls about one subject at a time, if you want to know about hell, you have to choose an academy!"
A demon with an eye demon dressed in a suit and more than four meters tall introduced Dante politely.
"Maybe you are still curious about hell now, then I recommend you to join my School of Human Politics Studies, believe me, the School of Politics will bring your thinking closer to the upper human beings, and from top to bottom will maximize the efficiency of your future contract with humans!"
"Hmph, you are taking the opportunity to seduce newcomers again, on the strategic thinking of cities surrounding rural areas, our business school is more proficient than you, human beings, as long as you join the business school, I guarantee that the senior tutor of the college will tailor your business model contract plan for you, and I will ...... as the chief student of my business school!"
"Fake!"
Dante kicked the eye demon who approached him, with red crystal eyes with a diameter of three meters, and claimed to be a member of the business school, into the sky, and the huge red crystal glasses that were just decorations could not stop Dante's feet, and the eyes of this eye demon exploded instantly!
"No, this guy is so strong and savage, this can't be another muscle stick crossed by Asgard, everyone be on guard!"
A demon was sprayed with water in the eyes of the demon in his face, for the demon, washing his face may also have a refreshing effect, this demon instantly remembered something, just heard him shout, many demons immediately took a step back in unison!
"Hey, silver-haired guy, tell me where you came from!"
"Where are you from, is it Earth?"
"Who are you, you don't deserve to have the power of life in hell!"
"This is a genius, a genius who can go to hell with his body and strength!"
"He's back to the Hell Central Academy, no one wants to rob me!"
"Control him first and then rob people, I am from the Institute of Chinese Cultural Studies, only boiled ducks can't escape, everyone cook him with me!"
"Which kind of fire is used, the original flame or the oxidized flame!"
A group of demons suddenly geared up, they actually noticed that Dante was a tricky guy just now, only to see that each of them exuded their own power, and countless attack methods suddenly appeared in Dante's eyes.
"That's right, forget all the stupid things in your mouth, only fighting is the true meaning of going to hell!"
Dante laughed and mentioned rebellion, the magic phantom instantly formed in his back, and the moment he stepped out, he waved his long sword fiercely, and the huge sword qi slashed directly around, the pure silver sword qi collided with hundreds of different colors of energy, and the colorful broken energy suddenly decorated the crimson tone of the indecent hell like a festival, accompanied by the exclamation of a group of middle and low-level demons, the world in Dante's eyes suddenly turned into the color of mercury, and he turned on the mercury mode in an instant, and the flow of time almost stopped around him!
I saw Dante as if strolling leisurely, with a satisfied smile, while walking to the nearest demon, he lifted the demon into the air with a dragon slash, and then he waved the rebellion very casually, as if painting a sword blade on the demon seriously "depicted"!
When he walked to the next demon, the previous demon was still in the air, and no one could see the demon's scars, but Dante knew that the guy was finished, until Dante hacked the last demon in the square, the first demon just fell to the ground, it instantly scattered into a pile of minced meat, only to see the sulfur-smelling blood splash everywhere, and then turned into one red magic stone after another and was absorbed into Dante's body, although killing the demon in hell will greatly reduce the number of magic stones, but Dante still gained more than a million energy!
"It's really enjoyable, it's been a long time since I've been able to cut so much, but it's a pity that these guys are too weak, they can't get on my kill list!"
Dante put the rebellion back into the scabbard in a lonely way, the group of demons in the square who had the wrong skills were all weak chickens, and even the first demon Dante killed on the earth was weaker, if I remember correctly, although the strength of Volcifer's energy is not high, at least Volcifer's real name is at a high level!
"My power is progressing too fast in this world!"
Dante felt the rapidly growing power in his body, he originally thought that it would take him years to return to the peak, but at the current rate, I am afraid that he will be able to completely regain his strength in less than a year!
Not only that, if the power returns to the peak, killing the demon will still get this red magic stone, Dante believes that he will be able to become a main god in less than a hundred years, you know, according to Carrie, there are only five main gods in this universe, and Dante firmly believes that he can become the sixth!
It's just that he knows too little about this universe, when the real door of the world opens to Dante, when countless strong people return from chaos, the main god may be just a chicken, a dog!
However, Dante won't think that far now, all he has to do now is to hold his sword and slay all the other demons that keep pouring out of this damn demon city!
This is not a personal vendetta, and if you really want to find a reason for this massacre, it can only be because this hell is too unproper!