Chapter 053 Terrible Little Spider (Thanks to the "Snakeskin True Fairy" for the reward, add a more chapter)
The strange thing is that although everyone complains that the "little spider" is a devil and Teacher Shan is magic, why is the tone so close?
Well, whether it's a little spider or a single teacher, it's both love-hate objects.
When it's good, it will remind you what to wear every day, whether you want to bring an umbrella, pay attention to safety when traveling, and so on.
Even if someone wants to steal your mobile phone, it can call out: [Master, no, someone wants to steal your little girl!] 】
A certain child's shoes with a mobile phone did not react, and the person who stole the mobile phone did not react either.
It called again: "Ahh......hhh Master, no, you're going to lose your little girl! 】
A certain children's shoes heard a "scream" from a small spider from someone else.
"Poof...... It's true?! When Yang Xiangwei heard all kinds of interesting things that happened to her classmates from Xi Yutang's mouth, she "giggled" and laughed.
Although she gave the spider to everyone, she really didn't have that much time to observe how they used it, after all, she still had a lot of work to do.
But Xi Yutang is different, as a member of the class, he was originally in the class group, and he would not be included in the object of the screen, so he knew almost everything, and as an "ear to report God", he told her to listen.
Of course, he didn't do it for the sake of making a small report, and he knew that she didn't care about this kind of thing, he just told her as a joke.
Yang Xiangwei couldn't stop laughing: "Hehehehe...... I really didn't expect that the little spider was so capable of learning. ”
At that time, she studied the little spider, and she really just studied the "wisdom brain", but it seemed that she had studied it as a "jubilant image".
"It's quite like that!" Xi Yutang told her with a smile that not only that, but now many people don't dare to play with the computer with a mobile phone infested with little spiders, because the ending is hard to imagine.
However, when some people are bored, they take advantage of this characteristic of "little spider" to tease it with a little thing.
"Oh? So how do you tease? Yang Xiangwei looked curious.
"You want to know?"
"yes, I want to know." Yang Xiangwei honestly admitted.
The smile on the corner of Xi Yutang's mouth widened, and he spoke slowly.
It turned out that after someone found out that the little spider can become the voice of their favorite voice actor, they specially tested it, as long as they pay attention to a certain voice actor in the near future, or listen to the voice of this voice actor, then the little spider has a very high probability that it will automatically switch to this voice and say hello to the owner.
"Can you imagine that there are, some people didn't pay attention, they just watched a horror movie, and in the middle of the night, they stayed up late with their roommates to watch dramas, and they didn't sleep, and the little spider suddenly came out and spoke in the voice of the horror movie......"
"Poof! Hahaha......" Yang Xiangwei laughed, "That must be very interesting." I can imagine something like that. ”
"Also," Xi Yutang continued, "Isn't someone talking to their parents on the phone, the little spider seems to be aware of the authority of their parents, and at some moments will suddenly imitate their parents to speak. So just when someone was secretly watching Xiao Huangwen, his parents' voices suddenly came out of the phone, telling him that he couldn't watch things that were harmful to his physical and mental health, and it was already very good that he didn't throw away his phone in fear. ”
"Hahaha...... Isn't it, the little spider still does this kind of thing? Yang Xiangwei said that she really didn't teach the little spider, she just let it have the ability to learn, don't be too rebellious, right?
"There are a lot of jokes about imitating voices, but that's just a small thing, you know what's really powerful?"
"What is it?" Yang Xiangwei looked curious.
"Little spiders tell jokes."
Yang Xiangwei: ?!
What is this feature?
"The way it tells jokes is not to read them dryly, but to use completely different scenes, using different sounds, and popping up in the owner's life like background music, based on the big data of various joke collections collected on the Internet. For example, a classmate wanted to play a prank, so he found something to ask his tablemate: Do you know what you are to me? Without waiting for the owner of the phone to answer, the little spider will jump out and say: You are my Yoremi, the expired kind. ”
"Hahaha...... It also knows that it expires?! ”
"I think the previous database has it, and it's been reintegrated."
"Hahahahaha...... Why is it so cute? It's so bad that I want to get one. ”
"Don't say it, your little spider is quite popular in the circle of classmates." Xi Yutang said, "After they tried it, they quietly recommended it to many people, and now it is estimated that many people in the school have downloaded the little spider." You really should take a look at the backend and see how much it downloads. ”
To be honest, Yang Xiangwei really hasn't paid attention to it, and after listening to him talk about it, she has the idea of wanting to take a look.
She took out her laptop in front of Xi Yutang, but she didn't type the keyboard in front of him.
Xi Yutang also seemed to be very conscious, and didn't look at her movements, so he avoided it a little.
Maybe Yang Xiangwei didn't realize it, but her unguarded action made Xi Yutang feel very good, and the corners of her mouth rose a little more.
Yang Xiangwei: Ahh......hhh What should I defend against?
When the Red Buddha Divine Monarch recovers his memory, can this kind of thing still be hidden from him? The kind that can call up memories at any time is good.
After a while, Yang Xiangwei counted the database in the background and made a chart.
"Isn't it, isn't this download rate a little too high?" Yang Xiangwei beckoned him to come and see.
Xi Yutang walked over, stood beside her, and looked at the computer shield. Looking at the skyrocketing download rate, he smiled: "Isn't this normal? ”
"Is it normal? There are only a few classmates in the class, and I didn't do marketing, and the download rate jumped by hundreds of thousands all of a sudden, isn't it too exaggerated? ”
Xi Yutang shook his head: "I don't think this is an exaggeration at all, you probably can't solve your group of students." The two people I mentioned to you last time, Bian Cai, Shan Boyi, do you still have an impression? ”
Yang Xiangwei nodded.
"Don't look at them usually very low-key, in fact, they both have a Weibo with millions of followers, specializing in teaching people programming things." Xi Yutang looked at her and said very seriously.
Yang Xiangwei's eyes widened: "Millions of fans? ”
Wait, aren't they still students?
"It's true that their level is a little far behind yours, but you have to admit that they have simplified what they have learned and made more interesting tutorials online, which has really attracted a lot of people." Xi Yutang also took out his mobile phone and said to the little spider, "Little spider, call up the Weibo of Bian Cai and Shan Boyi and display it on the same screen." ”
As soon as the voice fell, I heard the voice of "Yang Xiangwei" on the mobile phone: [Okay, master. 】
Yang Xiangwei looked at him in surprise: "Are you using - my voice?" ”
Wait, the Red Buddha Divine Monarch's operation of turning the world, does it mean that he has a good impression of her?
I don't want Xi Yutang to explain: "I rarely call people on the phone, I guess it's because the little spider sees me answering your calls more." ”
Yang Xiangwei was suddenly embarrassed: "Ah, isn't it?" I'm looking for you for serious business, not playing. ”