Chapter 184: Sophistry Genius
"So far, Li Xiao, what else do you have to quibble?" Liu Changbo sneered at Li Xiao.
Sitting in the audience, Su Tong began to worry about Li Xiao. But she looked at Li Xiao with a calm look, and always felt that Li Xiao had a strange trick.
"Is the video bloody? Did you see him in the video with a broken nose bone? No, since there is no reason why I hit his nose crookedly? Li Xiao began to quibble.
"Until now, you still dare to talk nonsense, I think you are just lawless!" Liu Changbo reprimanded.
The representative of the court struck a hammer and said in a deep voice: "The defendant is allowed to continue speaking." ”
The court representatives would also be interested to hear what this clever man had to say to solve the present dilemma.
"According to Lawyer Liu, I punched him yesterday, and he broke his leg two years later, or was hit by a car three years later, and that was also the punch I made, and he will have to trouble me then?" Li Xiao asked with a smile.
Sophistry, this is absolute sophistry!
Everyone knows that Li Xiao is sophistry, but they all think that Li Xiao's sophistry is so beautiful!
On the video, no blood was seen! Because that video is not clear at all!
Then, Li Xiao asked the court representative, "Lord Presiding Judge, can I come out and prove it?" ”
"Yes." The presiding judge nodded.
Li Xiao walked to the main trial table and raised his fist.
"Presiding judge, he's going to beat you! This is lawlessness, hurry up and arrest him! Liu Changbo was furious.
"Silence!" The presiding judge struck another hammer.
"Lord Judge, please stick out your fists." Li Xiao smiled slightly.
The presiding judge was very cooperative, stretched out his fist, Li Xiao hit the presiding judge's fist, and then asked, "Lord Presiding Judge, if you accidentally broke your hand today, is it my responsibility?" ”
"Of course not, that's my own responsibility." The presiding judge said.
At this time, the presiding judge's heart was happy. Li Xiao is so "scheming", he may want to win this Liu Changbo today.
"Then Jia Gaowu hit his nose in the toilet himself, or injured himself and wanted to blame me, is it also possible?" Li Xiao asked again.
"It's possible that he didn't bleed on video." The chief judge nodded.
When Liu Changbo and Jia Gaowu heard these two conversations, their faces instantly darkened.
"So what's the proof that I punched his nose like that?" Li Xiao asked again.
The chief judge shook his head with a thoughtful look.
"Presiding judge, he hit someone! He's always breaking the law by hitting someone, right? Liu Changbo began to get angry.
"Huh? I just punched the presiding judge, did I break the law? No, I don't. Li Xiao smiled slightly.
"You're sophistry! Full of nonsense, crooked reasoning and heresy! How can you be so sophistry? This is a court, not a place outside the law, and your game won't work! If you hit someone, you should be held responsible! Liu Changbo said loudly.
"Silence!"
Li Xiao is smiling even happier now, and the feeling of holding the other party in her hand and rubbing it is not too cool.
As the saying goes, the wicked have their own wicked grinding, and if Li Xiao becomes evil, no one can compare to him.
"I want to accuse you of two points now, first, you slandered me, second, you practiced a bitter trick to blackmail me, and third, Jia Gaowu attacked my fist with his nose!" Li Xiao suddenly said loudly.
Punch him with the nose? When some people in the audience heard this, they couldn't help but laugh on the spot.
The reason for this accusation is absolutely unprecedented!
This person named Li Xiao is definitely a talent, he is a professional lawyer, right?
Li Xiao's sophistry counterattack was really happy.
"The evidence that Jia Gaowu attacked my fist with his nose has been submitted just now, Lord Presiding Judge, can the evidence be valid?" Li Xiao asked towards the chief interrogator.
The chief judge is now confused, this kind of case, he is really the first time to see it.
He really wants to help Li Xiao, but if Li Xiao's accusation is established, it will be too obvious to help?
"This ...... The first two can be established, and the latter one ......"
Liu Changbo hurriedly said: "Lord Presiding Judge, can this also be established?" Isn't that far-fetched? ”
"That's right, the absurd reason you sued me for injuring Jia Gaowu's nose can be valid, I think my accusation is completely reasonable." Li Xiao said with a smile.
"Bullshit!" Liu Changbo was furious.
"Please watch your words!" The presiding judge reprimanded.
"Oh, I have to sue you for colluding, ganging up to cheat customers, it is estimated that you sell substandard cars, I will sue you for making money and killing people, accusing you of being rich and unkind, suing you for not helping your grandmother cross the road, suing your whole family for not being clean in bathing and washing......"
The more Li Xiao spoke, the more he spoke, and he told all the ridiculous reasons for the accusation.
The people in the audience, some of them were already about to laugh.
This guy is definitely here to prank.
"You! You! You! You're a bastard, squirting feces all over your mouth! Liu Changbo finally couldn't help it, walked out of the lawyer's seat, pointed at Li Xiao's nose and scolded.
"Hey, don't point fingers at me, I'll accuse you of hurting me when I fall to the ground later." Li Xiao said with a smile.
"Liu Changbo is lawless, making a lot of noise, and refusing to change his teachings, blast him out for me!" The chief judge shouted loudly.
Several staff members stepped forward and directly took Liu Changbo away.
Naturally, the case was adjourned.
Li Xiao's reasons for suing naturally cannot be established.
But this is the same reason as Li Xiao punching Jia Gaowu, teasing them can relieve anger.
When Li Xiao walked out of the courtroom, many people gave Li Xiao a thumbs up.
Although the wicked have not yet received the retribution they deserve, Li Xiao really slapped Jia Gaowu and Liu Changbo in the face.
It's not okay to be unconvinced!
Su Tong waved his little fist as he walked.
"Relieve anger, it's really relieving, this is called the wicked have their own wicked grinding!" Su Tong said indignantly.
"So I'm a wicked person?" Li Xiao asked with a smile.
Su Tong looked at Li Xiao, nodded solemnly, and said, "I think you look like a wicked person, no, you are a wicked person." ”
"As the saying goes, the wicked do it to the end, send people back to the west, follow me to the 4S store, and I will give them some tricks." After speaking, Li Xiao took Su Tong to the Mercedes-Benz 4S store.
Jia Gaowu and Liu Changbo were angry with Li Xiao.
There are indeed a lot of customers who trouble them, but when have they ever suffered this kind of loss?
Just now in the courtroom, Li Xiao made the two of them lose face.
Liu Changbo is now very clear that in terms of sophistry, he will definitely not be able to win against Li Xiao, Li Xiao's mouth is too powerful.
Since there is no way to solve this problem by legitimate means, then use improper means!
The two were still discussing how to deal with Li Xiao, but Li Xiao and Su Tong went to the 4S store again.
"I'm going to test the car and give me your most expensive car." As soon as he entered the door, Li Xiao said loudly.
Some salespeople recognized Su Tong, isn't this the owner who bought a Mercedes-Benz a few days ago, it seems that the problem car at the door is hers.
"Sir, ...... you," a salesman stepped forward and asked in a low voice.
"Don't you understand? We're going to test the car, is the S series in stock? S600 drive me ten units out. Li Xiao said casually.
"The S600 needs to be customized, and there are only two S350s in the S-class sedan."
"Then drive it, I'm going to take it for a test drive, and if it's okay, I'm going to buy ten." Li Xiao said with a bold look.
The sales can't figure out Li Xiao's routine, he just bought the accident car, and now he is coming to test drive?
Could it be that this person is revenge consumption?
"Okay, that's for you."
The sales drove an S350 out and followed Li Xiao and Su Tong into the car.
Li Xiao drove around the road behind, and then stopped at the door of the 4S store.
"No, get another one."
Then, Li Xiao test-drove the same model.
"No, change again, drive the SUV out, I'm going to test drive the best SUV."
In two hours, Li Xiao test-drove seven or eight cars and seven or eight off-road vehicles.
None of them fit.
Su Tong didn't know what the hell Li Xiao was doing.
After the test drive, the salesperson wanted to drive the car back to the garage, but she found that the car would not catch fire.
So the sales changed another one and tried it, but it also couldn't catch fire.
Not only these two, but all the more than a dozen cars that Li Xiao has test-driven can't ignite!
The sales hurriedly reported to Jia Gaowu, and Jia Gaowu learned of the situation, ran back from the hospital, and immediately asked the technicians to check.
For a while, the technicians couldn't find out what was wrong with the car, and they couldn't fire it anyway.
"Who took the test drive?" Jia Gaowu asked.
"Su Tong and her husband, who bought a red Mercedes-Benz a few days ago." Sales said.
"Damn, who asked you to give them a test drive?" Jia Gaowu immediately scolded.
It is impossible for these cars to break down at the same time, it must be Li Xiao who has done something in them.