465 Learn to meow
There are some things that you can't experience at all without experiencing them yourself.
It turns out that his lifelong dream is nothing more than two meals for a rich man!
Is this the life of a superior man?
No wonder Li Xiaobai has always emphasized that his family will have a lot of money, a group of wives and concubines, and a name in history......
His dreams are too humble!
Xu Xian's mentality collapsed a little, he raised his head and looked at Bai Suzhen, who was as delicate as a flower, and sighed secretly, yes, how can such a beauty let her eat coarse tea and light rice!
Li Mu took in Xu Xian's expression, and raised his glass at him with a smile: "Hanwen, a man should be a master." The road has to go step by step, the meal has to be eaten one bite at a time, the small pharmacy has to try it first, and after getting acquainted, we will operate in the general direction, I want you to become the pride of Qiantangmen. ”
Xu Xian's eyes were bloodshot, and he looked around at his handsome or beautiful face, and suddenly stood up, picked up his wine glass and drank it all: "That's right, the eldest husband should be a master." Xu Xian's fate in the future will get rid of you. ”
"It's easy to say, it's easy to say, and doing our best to make Engong live a good life is the purpose of our Gratitude Alliance." Li Mu smiled and nodded.
Bai Suzhen frowned slightly, faintly feeling that some of the things on Xu Xian's body that originally attracted her had disappeared.
But she couldn't tell what was gone.
She pinched her fingers and calculated, and even Xu Xian's future was vague.
sighed secretly, she simply gave up the calculation, she came to repay the kindness, so that Engong could live a happy and happy life, but cause and effect is the right reason.
One after another delicacies were served.
Xu Xian feasted.
Everyone pushed the cups and changed the cups, and the guests and hosts enjoyed themselves.
Meal.
Maybe it's because Xu Xian's psychology has been stimulated, or maybe it's because the five taels of silver and a jar of agar wine are too mellow.
Xu Xian was drunk.
Crying and laughing, all kinds of gibberish came out.
"Miss Bai is as beautiful as a fairy, why is she a snake?
"Does it really take six ......hours for snakes to reproduce?"
"I'm not afraid that the offspring will give birth to an egg, but I can hold up for half a pillar of incense for a maximum of time, woo woo woo ......"
"Why don't you repay your kindness with your own promise?"
"I'm a poor boy, I can't afford to support you!"
……
Hu Xiaotong was dumbfounded, looked at Bai Suzhen, and then looked at Xu Xian, as if he had discovered some great secret.
The hairs on Li Mu's back exploded, for fear that Xu Xian would accidentally confess him.
This guy is too undrinkable.
He looked at Bai Suzhen nervously, ready to launch his skills at any time.
Li Hailong quietly gave Li Mu a thumbs up, his eyes full of admiration.
But.
He also had a bar of soap in his palm to prevent accidents.
Xiao Qing's face sank like water, Bai Suzhen's small mouth opened slightly, her face was flushed, and finally she couldn't bear it anymore and waved her hand to ban Xu Xian's words, and looked around at everyone with angry eyes: "No one is allowed to say anything about today's matter." ”
Hu Xiaotong nodded lightly.
Li Mu looked dazed: "Sister Bai, what are you talking about, I was a little dizzy from drinking, and I didn't hear anything." ”
Li Hailong covered his forehead urgently: "Sister Bai, Sister Qing, don't worry, I also drank too much!" ”
He didn't forget to bring Xiaoqing, after all, Xiaoqing is also a snake and must be treated equally.
Xiaoqing glanced at Li Hailong viciously, looked at Xu Xian, who had already fallen asleep with a hara, and hesitated for a moment: "Sister, if you spit out the truth after drinking, it's better for me to kill this disciple, you wait for another eighteen years to repay the favor!" ”
Bai Suzhen's face sank, and she scolded: "Xiaoqing, don't mess around, how can you repay your kindness and kill your benefactor." Not to mention that Xu Gongzi just said a few drunken words, even if he really wants me to make a promise, it should be. ”
Li Mu glanced at Bai Suzhen unexpectedly and said with a smile: "Young girl, don't be so angry. Young Mu Ai, Sister Bai is so beautiful, Xu Xian can't say it if he is not moved. Go back, let's find him a few more beautiful girls, share his heart, and he won't think so! ”
"You're not a good thing either!" Xiaoqing spat angrily.
"Big brother, if the young girl kills Engong, let's kill the young girl again to avenge Engong, is this a way to repay the favor!" Li Hailong laughed.
"You're going to kill one!?" Xiaoqing glared at Li Hailong angrily, "See which of the two of us can kill whom?" ”
How dare you test Xiaoqing's bottom line like this?
Li Mu glanced at Li Hailong's hand holding the soap tightly, and sighed secretly, the newcomer's courage is greater than he imagined!
"Alright, you two don't laugh." Li Mu took out the gesture of repaying the Grace Alliance as a family member, "If you don't know it, Engong is killed, and it is understandable for us to avenge him." But seeing Eun Gong being killed, and then avenging him, it is estimated that it is unreasonable! ”
Is there any discussion about the possibility of such an approach?
These two guys!
Bai Suzhen glanced at Xu Xian, and suddenly realized that the reason why he couldn't see through his future was that the fundamental reason was the two unobtrusive foxes opposite!
Maybe it's easier to kill them and repay the favor yourself! ……
Bai Suzhen came up with such a thought for no reason, which startled herself, she shook her head lightly, dispelling the terrible thought: "Xiaobai, Engong is drunk, you can send him back, I feel a little messy in my heart, I want to walk around." ”
"Sister Bai is free, we will take care of Eun Gong." Li Mu said with a smile, "The establishment of the Gratitude Alliance is to brainstorm and repay kindness conveniently, and it does not restrict everyone's freedom. ”
Bai Suzhen nodded: "Xiaoqing, let's go!" ”
"Hmm!"
Xiaoqing glared at Li Mu in annoyance, followed Bai Suzhen and got up to leave.
In the blink of an eye.
In the box, there were only three Li Mu and the drunken Xu Xian left.
……
"Are you two hiding something from me?" Hu Xiaotong couldn't help but ask, "Where did Xiaoqing get so much silver?" Did she steal the treasury silver? ”
"Kuyin? What treasury silver? Xu Xian raised his head in a daze.
Li Mu stretched out his hand and pressed it on the back of his head, he fell asleep again, and he glared at Hu Xiaotong: "Silence, the wall has ears." ”
Hu Xiaotong frowned.
Then, Li Mu walked to the window, pushed it open, and looked at the street.
The streets were bustling, and he couldn't see the figures of the two snake demons in Qingbai, so he shook his thumb and summoned Li Hailong: "Bohu, Xiaotong, Qiantangmen is too prosperous, not suitable for cultivation, I miss the days of practicing freely in the mountains!" ”
Li Hailong understood, came to Li Mu's side and looked out the window, and said, "Yes!" I don't know when I will be able to repay the favor, but the cause and effect of my last life, I miss the teacher a little! ”
Hu Xiaotong's expression moved: "Ismissbaihere (Miss Bai is here)?" ”
Li Mu's English level is quite poor, but simple phrases can still be understood, and when Hu Xiaotong and the two have not yet mastered the thread, it is indeed a good idea to communicate in English, he nodded: "Standagoodchance (very likely)!" ”
Li Hailong weighed the soap in his hand and said with a smile: "The people who are invisible around us will fart more than once; Those who are invisible around us, their clothes will be taken off automatically; The invisible people around us will learn ten cat meows three long and two short; The invisible people around us will be hit by bird poop 100%; The invisible people around us ......"
The words are not finished.
The room suddenly sounded a scream of varying lengths and frustrations: "Meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-"
One after another, and then quickly escaped.
Hu Xiaotong has a black line.
Li Mu looked back at Li Hailong: "Bohu, you have offended Bai Suzhen!" ”
Li Hailong shrugged: "It's not me, it's us, there will always be such a day, you can't blame me, in such a short time, I can come up with so many settings, it's already amazing!" ”