Chapter 273: Li Datou's Head
In front of the Yumen Pass in the Western Regions, the yellow sand is swept and the autumn colors are depressed.
In the distance, there are mountains and mountains, and a piece of yellow sand and mist are shrouded, and it doesn't look like a fairy mountain and spiritual land.
It is rumored that where the phoenix is, the flowers bloom all over the field, the aura is abundant, and it is a holy place in the world.
The ancestors of the human race started from the fire of the Suiren, the wisdom was derived, the Cangjie made words, the civilization was inherited, the gods who originally dominated the world were caught off guard in the face of the strength of the human beings they fed, the mythical beasts and fairy birds were captured and domesticated by humans, used in wars, for countless years, the earth was seriously damaged, there are traces of human activities everywhere, and the places where human beings reproduce are all over the world, and the gods and beasts and demons no longer have a place to live, and even seal their own breath with divine power, hidden in the ground, waiting for the coming day.
There is no one living near Yumen Pass, so if you want to get out, you must bring enough food and water.
Nangong and I walked out of the Yumen Pass and walked in the direction of Luofeng Mountain, now the ancient road is no longer walked, here is a desolate, everywhere is artemisia grass that is too high.
The people of the various sects of the Daomen walked towards Luofeng Mountain one after another, and in a place where they must pass through the mountain, the old bachelor was pouting. The cat peered out into the grass next to it to a passerby.
"Alas, have you heard, this time to find the phoenix lair, the people of the Daomen poured out, I heard that many of the older generation masters who have been in retreat for many years have also come out of the mountain, wanting to get the phoenix inner dan." A young man passing by said.
"After all, the phoenix has the power of nirvana rebirth, it is rumored that the phoenix's feathers can make people regenerate limbs, the body is not old, the blood of the phoenix can prolong life, the phoenix's inner dan is more coveted by everyone, those masters of the older generation have a few years to live, and they will naturally come out to snatch the creation."
"So what's the point of us going? Do cannon fodder? ”
"You are wrong, the phoenix is the king of birds, the gods of the world, where it is, the treasures are bound to pile up, and the nest is bound to be full of treasures, strange flowers and plants, when the time comes, we will just pick up the leaks will be enough for us to cultivate for several years, if we are lucky enough to get a holy medicine, from now on, you will wait to wake up from your dreams with a smile!"
When the young man finished speaking, when he turned around, he found that his companions were lying on the ground one by one, and the young man was startled, and when he turned around, he saw an old man with a hammer standing in front of him.
"Uncle ......"
"I'll fuck your uncle!"
The old bachelor smacked and struck the young man on the head with a hammer, knocking the young man unconscious.
"Seniors don't call you uncle."
The old man put his hammer on his waist with his hands behind his back, and quickly dragged several young men into the grass beside him.
"What is the old bachelor doing?"
At this time, Nangong Xie and I were standing on the hillside behind Lao Patron, looking confused.
"It is said that Zhang Shigeng is so bad that he has water, before I thought that someone was deliberately arranged, the Taishang Elder of Heimao Mountain, this is also too ......" Nangong Evil sweated profusely on his face.
I saw that the old bachelor below quickly searched his body, stuffed some valuable things into his Qiankun storage bag, and when he heard someone coming, he immediately held his breath, and the cat was by the grass.
In this way, the old bachelor knocked out more than a dozen people one after another, robbed a bunch of food and water, wallets, jewelry, and some standing pills, and he didn't let go.
After a while, a couple came from afar, and the old bachelor was squatting in the grass and quickly turning over things, Xu is woman's sharp eyes saw the old bachelor at a glance.
The woman's eyes widened, and she let out a frightened cry, and said, "There's an old rascal! ”
"Old rascal?" The old bachelor frowned and looked at the couple.
The young man comforted the woman not to be afraid, looked at the old bachelor with contempt and said, "I said you old man, it's not good for you to run and, you want to run and in the grass on the side of the road, can't you move in?" ”
"It's disgusting, now in this world, it's all bad people getting old." The woman spoke, pouting and complaining. "In broad daylight, I actually squatted on the side of the road and stink~"
"Baby, don't be angry with this kind of person, this old immortal has no quality, let's not be like him, good." The youth reassured.
The old bachelor gritted his teeth in anger and jumped up from the grass, and when the two of them realized that it was too late, they were knocked unconscious by the old bachelor one by one and dragged into the grass.
The old bachelor robbed the luggage of these two people, and the clothes were stripped of the pants, the old bachelor looked at the woman's huge chest twice, and at this time a teenager came in the distance, the young man's head was as big as a fight, very easy to recognize, the old bachelor saw the young man, and quickly took out a walkie-talkie from his pocket and patted it and said: "Xiao Wu, how is the situation over there?" ”
Xiao Wu's voice came from the walkie-talkie: "I can't do it!" ”
"You're such a wretch!" The old bachelor criticized. "As the future head of Maoshan, it's not good to rob a robbery, I'm worried about handing over the future of Maoshan to you, hurry up, there is a big ticket!"
The old bachelor turned off the walkie-talkie as he spoke, squatted down, and after a while, Xiao Wu and Haozi sneaked over from the grass a few hundred meters away, and saw that the old bachelor had a fruitful battle behind him, a man and a woman were stripped naked, and the woman was lying on her back to the sky, and her posture was very embarrassing.
Xiao Wu's eyes aimed at the woman's huge breast, and the old bachelor said: "Don't look at it, there is a demigod, let's not be murderous towards him, he won't find us, and the two of you will act together later." ”
"So what are you doing?" Hiroko asked.
"What do you say I'm doing, attract his attention, it's a demigod who comes, and if he is found directly, he will be killed!"
The old bachelor said, walked out of the grass, fell to the ground, and screamed in pain.
"Ouch......"
The young man in the distance walked over, it was a big-headed young man, and Xiao Wu exclaimed: "Li Datou?!" ”
Li Datou is also Li Bifan of Longhu Mountain, because he is small and big, so many people in Daomen call him Li Datou.
Haozi covered Xiao Wu's mouth, and the two squatted down, only to see that on the road, the old bachelor screamed and said, "Who will help my old man, his leg is broken." ”
Li Datou frowned, looked at the old bachelor, and said, "Uncle, aren't you from the Daomen, why did you break your leg for no reason?" ”
"Uncle is old, it's normal to break your leg, come and help me." The old bachelor said.
When Li Datou heard this, he observed the fluctuations of Dao Qi on the old bachelor's body, and only the purple qi came to the East Realm.
The old bachelor is a disciple of the Taiyin Sect, and like me, he will disguise his Dao Qi fluctuations.
Li Datou bent down and was about to help the old bachelor, but at this moment, there was a sound of breaking the air behind him, and Xiao Wuyi slapped the bluestone slab brick on Li Datou's head.
Li Datou looked back at Xiao Wu, he frowned and said, "Okay, you are a fat man, you attacked Lao Tzu, right?!" ”
Xiao Wu was startled, he slapped a brick on the top of Li Datou's head, the brick was shattered, but Li Datou's head was fine!
"No, you listen to me!"
Boom!
A loud sound of a skull being knocked came out, and Haozi walked around to the side, holding a solid steel rod in his hand, and slammed it on Li Datou's head!
The steel rod was bent and deformed, but Li Datou was unharmed.
"I'm Nima, who have I offended, come and knock me one by one!" Li Datou was furious, his anger shook violently, and he was about to make a move.
Boom! Boom! Boom!
After three heavy hammer blows in a row, Li Datou's head was swollen, his eyes widened, and he looked back at the old bachelor.
"Uncle, why are you here to beat me?!"
The old bachelor didn't reply, picked up the sledgehammer backwards, and slammed it into Li Datou's head.
Li Datou caught the old bachelor's hammer with one hand, and he said angrily: "I remember who you are, I said how is it a little familiar, it turns out that you are Zhang Shigeng who pretended to be a ghost in Maoshan and half Taiyi Zhenren!" ”
Now Li Datou has become one of the demigods, and Xiao Wu, Haozi and the old bachelor are all in the realm of the gods, the hammer of the old bachelor was held in the hand by Li Datou, he was just about to get angry and threatened, Xiao Wu and Haozi immediately hugged Li Datou from behind him.
Li Datou wanted to resist, but found that he couldn't move, my pupils were red at this time, and I took advantage of Li Datou's ignorance to control his cranial nerves.
A heavy hammer slammed down again, Li Datou's eyes were red, and he said: "I'll kill you!" ”
At this time, I fell from the sky, holding a thousand catties of boulder in my hand and suddenly covered the top of Li Datou's head, the stone cracked, Li Datou's head was still fine, but this heavy blow knocked Li Datou unconscious.
"Zhang Yang, why are you here?" The three were surprised.
"We're here a long time ago." Nangong Xie said, jumping down the high slope.
"This descendant of Dragon and Tiger Mountain is already in the realm of demigods." Haozi looked at Li Datou, and blood surged in his hands.
Xiao Wu stopped Haozi and said, "I got to know him for a little time, don't hurt his life." ”
"Don't hurt his life, when he wakes up, you'll all be in trouble, and I'll erase his memory of today."
As I spoke, I pressed Li Datou's temple, and my divine sense entered his sea of consciousness, erasing the fragments of his memories today.
In Li Datou's Qiankun storage bag, except for a few elixirs and a few bottles of elixir, there were all books such as the Golden Bottle Plum, or the naked pictures of young boys and girls, all of which were snatched away by Xiao Wu and Haozi.
At this moment, a strong explosion suddenly sounded in the distance!
I saw that in the direction of Luofeng Mountain, a burst of smoke was billowing out, and there was purple gas.
The old bachelor looked at the purple qi and said, "There is a treasure!" ”