Chapter 713: Spider-Man
By the time Stark broke free from Pepper's burst of motherhood, it was already noon.
A group of people happily witnessed the fiasco of Albus's butler in the pavilion by the sea on the manor!
Butler Albus looked at a steak of color and appearance on the plate in front of him in frustration, picked up the knife and fork several times and tried to cut it for himself, but finally gave up with a wry smile.
Who would have thought that it would take me a long time to find countless steak cooking videos from the Internet, and even find a Michelin chef to guide online.
With thick notes, I thought that making steak was an "industrial revolution", but unfortunately the only work that needed to be done manually was actually wrong.
Who would have thought that sugar would be treated as salt and added to steak according to strict weight requirements would produce such a horrible taste!
Even Dr. Banner, the most grumpy of the people here, gave a thumbs up after just one sip, and then desperately poured himself a bottle of beer, and then began to circle around Alvin's grill.
Seeing Alvin defeat himself with the rudeest craftsmanship and the most extensive cooking methods, Albus looked at the sweet little Ginny who was sitting on a small chair next to him and eating a bowl of diced fruit, and said, "You little villain, you told me that your father can't make steaks."
Oh, you broke old Albus's heart, come and try this steak and I'll forgive you! ”
Little Ginny glanced at Alvin, who was busy in front of the grill, and shook his head regretfully at the old butler Albus, and said, "My dad won't let me eat a steak with sugar, that must taste terrible, is this an English steak?"
Nick says it's real hellish food, like shit! ”
Saying that, little Ginny looked at Albus suspiciously, and said, "Albus, have you ever eaten dog shit, Mesimos's poop smells terrible, what does that smell like?" ”
Albus blew his beard and glared at little Ginny's shoulder, forcibly kissed her on the top of the head, relieved the injured old heart a little, and then glared and said, "Don't learn from that little bastard Nick, I guess he's the one who actually ate shit, otherwise how could he know what it tastes like?" And his mouth stinks as much as Alvin! ”
As he spoke, Albus touched his neat beard, then put his index finger to his mouth, squeezed his eyes at little Ginny, and whispered, "It's a secret, we found Nick's secret." ”
Little Ginny secretly glanced at Nick, who was dealing with a big bowl of salad with a bitter face, looked at Albus with a grin, and said innocently: "I don't believe it, Nick is the smartest, he smells shit at most."
Well, I smell it too, it stinks! I should have looked like Dr. Banner at the time. ”
Saying that, little Ginny was "shocked" and covered her mouth with her chubby hand, and said in surprise: "Dr. Banner has eaten shit......
Albus looked at the steak in front of him in frustration, and it took him just a few words to turn it from a steak into real shit. The innocent little villain in front of him relied on his unconditional trust in his family to make himself a big deflated!
Alvin was busy for a long time, and finally roasted a huge piece of beef, he patted the shoulder of the "assistant" Richard next to him, and said with a smile: "The rest is up to you, and in return, you can pick the best part for yourself,"
Richard nodded honestly and said, "Actually, it's all the same, I'm a little interested in cooking, maybe I can try to make a little barbecue by myself in the future." ”
Alvin smiled and put his arm around the ugly boy's shoulders and said, "These must not be difficult......
Saying that, Alvin looked at the old butler Albus who was sitting at the table, and deliberately said loudly: "If you want to make a good piece of beef, you only need to be attentive, and you can't be an Englishman~ haha!" ”
As he spoke, Alvin picked up a bottle of beer and gestured to Albus, exclaiming, "Hey, don't forget my hundred, I have a good memory, and I don't accept credit cards or transfers!" ”
Albus looked at the smug Alvin angrily, and suddenly grinned and touched little Ginny's head, and said, "Your dad is a bastard, but you must be happy!" ”
Little Ginny held her head "proudly", wrinkled her little nose proudly, and said, "Dad is the best!" No one can compare! ”
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Late afternoon, Add? Brock is flushing the garbage truck with Joey Sr. and preparing to leave for work at the racetrack.
Eddie, who was holding a high-pressure water gun, watched Old Joey take a big sponge and carefully wipe the garbage truck in front of him, and he smiled and said to Old Joey: "Hey, if you treat women so carefully, maybe there will be a hostess in this family now!"
Seriously, why can't we have a woman do our laundry for us, or we can switch jobs?
Every day when I go to the public laundry room with a laundry basket, I will be molested by those "horrible women", and you may be able to find the right woman there.
Well, a nice woman named Quinn, she's a Scottish immigrant, and although she has 2 children, I guess you shouldn't mind.
I have her phone number, do you need me to ask her out? ”
Old Joey glanced at Eddie and said angrily, "Take care of yourself, are you going to live with that parasite on your body for the rest of your life?" ”
Saying that, Old Joey didn't care about Eddie's awkward expression, and while wiping the garbage truck intently, he said, "You'll never find a girlfriend with that disgusting thing......"
Before Old Joey finished speaking, Eddie let out a long sigh and began to try to control his body, muttering in his mouth: "Hey, hey, hey, we have an agreement, you can't hurt Old Joey." ”
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"Okay, okay, he didn't mean to insult you, it's a Hell's Kitchen tradition, and it's usually only treated by people close to you, and he always calls me a piece of shit, right?"
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Add frowned and grimaced, listening to Venom in his head with the swear words he learned from watching TV, showing himself closeness for nearly 3 minutes.
After the difficult tenant had stopped, Eddie looked at old Joey and said, "Daddy, could you be a little polite to it?" At least don't call it a parasite, it's a small-minded guy. ”
Old Joey unhappily put the sponge into a foam bucket and soaked it, then threw it to Eddie vigorously, and said, "Wipe the car clean, you incompetent idiot." ”
Saying that, Old Joy walked towards the door of the apartment with his hands behind his back, and said softly: "With that thing, when will you be able to live a normal life?" ”
Eddie shook his head and looked at Old Joey's stubborn back, he couldn't explain his unwilling mediocrity to Old Joey.
Without Venom, he could just be a jobless homeless man, an unemployed journalist covered in "stains", or even a corpse floating on the Hudson River.
Now I have the opportunity to experience a different kind of life, why not?
Being an investigative journalist is my hobby, and maybe "being famous" was my first choice in the past, but now, this profession is......
Eddie looked at the sponge and water gun in his hand, shook his head and smiled, and was about to put down the water gun to wipe the car first, when a young voice came from behind him, "Hi, Mr. Eddie, do you need help?" ”
Eddie looked back and saw Peter's sunny smiling face, he happily stuffed the water gun in his hand to Peter, and said with a smile: "It's the weekend, why do you have time to come here?"
I thought you should be with your friends, well, playing games, or having some other fun! ”
Peter took the water gun and pinched the valve to spew a jet of water at the garbage truck, and then said with a smile: "I'm here to see old Joey, you know, you, well, I don't want to lie."
I'm a little worried, that thing inside you is hard to mess with! ”
Peter glanced at Add's strange expression, and then said, "Harry's family also has this thing, but they use "castrated" biological armor.
Mr. Osborne told me that the current generation of people at the helm of their family would only wear that thing to fight when they had to.
Because this thing is actually an alien beast, he will compete with the host for control of the mind and body, so ......"
Eddie looked at the enthusiastic boy in front of him a little touched and a little funny, and said, "Your definition of "not easy to mess with" doesn't seem to be so accurate.
"Venom" is actually quite communicative, at least knowing that so many people can tear it to shreds, it is now obedient!
But I still want to thank you, without you, maybe I would have been killed with this unlucky guy! ”
Saying that, Eddie shrugged his nose and sniffed in the air, then pointed to the door of the apartment and said with a smile: "Let's quickly wash this car, old Joey has recently become obsessed with making desserts, and the muffins he makes taste are not bad, let him treat you to taste them later!"
Don't praise him no matter how delicious it is, I've been throwing up eating that stuff in the past week! ”
Peter smiled and nodded, he cared about Eddie because he was the first to notice Eddie's anomaly and brought him to Alvin.
In a way, he was Eddie's guarantor, and Peter felt responsible......
Just when the two of them were busy, Eddie's phone rang, he wiped his hands on his work clothes, then picked up the phone, answered it and said, "Hello, this is Eddie?" Bullock! ”
There was a somewhat distorted voice on the other end of the phone, "Add, those people are here again, if you're interested, you'd better hurry!" ”
Add frowned suspiciously and asked, "Who is it?" Who are you? Can you make this clear? ”
The other end of the line said in a muffled voice, "It's me Elbridge, we only met in the morning, and you brought us a snack."
The guys who are looking for "disabled volunteers" are here again.
You said I'd call you if they showed up. ”
Eddie was stunned for a moment, and then said in surprise: "OK, OK, I know you, where are you now?" ”
Elbridge on the other end of the line whispered, "I'm in a van and we're on our way to New Jersey." ”
Add was shocked and said, "You're crazy, you actually followed those people?" You should know that those experiments are not legal at all, how can you believe that there is such a thing as a broken limb being reborn? ”
Elbridge on the other end of the phone said bitterly: "Yes, I didn't believe it in the past, and I still don't believe it very much, but I saw a person I knew, he used to be disabled, but he is better now."
Add, I want to try, but I'm a little worried, I don't know who to call? ”
It dawned on Eddie that this guy was missing the leg, and he was attracted to that kind of experiment.
But it is estimated that he was a little scared when it came to the end, so he found himself, hoping that he could help him at a critical time.
Maybe to some extent, this guy wants to take advantage of himself, but he doesn't seem to be angry, at least he gives himself a clue......
At this time, Eddie fully understood what old Joey said to himself, Hell's Kitchen doesn't need sympathy, everyone alive here has a story or accident, and fools can't survive here at all!
Eddie shook his head and said with a smile, "Man, I don't care what you think, but that so-called severed finger regeneration experiment must be fake, and those will kill you in most cases."
Tell me the license plate of the vehicle and I'll go check the situation and get you out of there. ”
Elbridge on the other end of the phone said nervously, "No, no, Eddie, you have to promise me to let me try, if there is really danger, you will save me, otherwise I won't tell you anything." ”
Eddie listened to the unintimidating threat of this poor man with a blinded eye with a headache, thought for a moment and said, "Okay, it's your own choice, I hope you don't regret it!"
Hell's Kitchen cares about self-salvation rather than redemption, and that's the prerogative of Headmaster Alvin.
Tell me the license plate and I'll find a way to find your place! ”
After a while, Eddie hung up the phone, looked at Peter and said, "Looks like I've got a job, I've got to find the chip, he should be able to help me find a place......"
Peter looked at Add, hesitated for a moment, and said, "You said someone is using the human body to do experiments on the regeneration of severed limbs?" ”
Looking at Eddie's affirmative expression, Peter didn't know what it was like, that Dr. Connors used to be doing research on this, and then he ended up turning himself into a terrible lizard.
And that big lizard once taught himself a good lesson!
Peter hesitated, looked at Eddie and said, "Can you let me go with me?" I can get help from Kevin from the school, he can find out where the van is much faster. ”
Saying that, Peter thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I can find some helpers, this kind of illegal experiment using human beings should not appear, this is not a qualified scientific procedure!"
Those who can do this kind of thing are either crazy or very powerful organizations, and you may not be able to handle it alone. ”
Eddie looked at Peter, who had a sense of justice, and said, "What do you think I want to do?"
I'm a journalist, and it's my responsibility to expose them and then hand them over to the police. ”
Saying that, Eddie looked at Peter, who was a little disappointed, and said with a smile: "But if you're interested, why not?"
You'll be able to protect yourself, and if we need to save someone, you'll be able to help!
Let me take a leave of absence from old Joey, and we'll go, Spider-Man! ”