Chapter 341: Smoke a cigarette and calm down
I ate this meal with Coulson for more than seven hours, and during this time, Dante also watched two movies by the way, one is The Godfather and the other is The Godfather 2!
Of course, not in the cinema, in the digital age, mobile phones are romantic, and Coulson's mobile phone picture quality is much better than Dante's, so Dante shamelessly snatched Coulson's phone!
"Dante, hey, I can give you my phone, but can you leave the hammer for me for a few more days, you can also see, there are countless scientists analyzing the hammer now, even if you only give me two days, we can get even greater results than now!"
"What?"
Hearing Coulson's words, Dante rolled his eyes and buttoned his ears, his expression looking like contempt!
"You want to study Mjölnir?"
"Is that the name of the hammer, but it's also true, in Norse mythology, Thor's hammer is indeed called Mjörnir!"
Coulson said with a smile, and then he grabbed Dante's hand, Dante casually withdrew his hand, and then he said unceremoniously!
"You're thinking too much, seriously, it's completely impossible for your technology to study anything in Mjöurnier, let me assume that what you scientists are going to do is as incredible as the evolution of single-celled organisms into humans!"
"Hey!"
Hearing Dante say this, Coulson sighed helplessly, he knew this, but even if he knew that Mjölney was a treasure that could not be opened, that would not stop S.H.I.E.L.D.'s expectations for Möllnir!
"Forget it, I see that you are no longer in the mood to continue eating, I will call the shots and return the hammer to you, how about it?"
"Shit, it's not that I'm not in the mood to eat anymore, it's that I've already eaten two thousand and sixty-three pizzas, and your subordinates haven't served new pizzas for half an hour, what do you want me to eat, eat air?"
Dante scolded in frustration, and then he stood up, and he didn't say goodbye to Coulson, but turned around and walked directly to the laboratory that he smashed into half of the ruins!
As he got closer, Dante overheard the scientists!
"Come on, in two hours, we will definitely be able to fix our instruments, and then we can analyze Thor's hammer and the demon hunter's Pandora's treasure box, everyone work hard!"
"Poof......!"
Hearing the words of a scholar who didn't know which one, Dante almost burst out without laughing, your sister, the relationship has been so long, and these scholars haven't even repaired the instrument at all!
However, Dante has no intention of accommodating them, he is still calculating in his heart, and when he is next, he will leave the United States with Thor's hammer and Pandora and go to the vast ocean, he wants to find Atlantis, and he wants to do the two things that Loki asked him to do together!
Thinking of this, Dante had already walked into the laboratory, and the moment he came in, all the scientists invariably stopped what they were doing, and those people looked at Dante in unison, and even Dante's character was almost blushing by them!
"Ahem!"
Dante pretended to cough twice, and then said cruelly!
"I'm done, this meal has been a little long, thank you for helping me keep my things!"
After he finished speaking, he didn't care about the expressions of a group of people who seemed to be dead fathers and mothers, only to see him come to the middle of the crowd with a grin, and easily carried Pandora and Thor's hammer in his hands, which no one could pick up, and when Dante was about to leave with the hammer, the older one of the scientists suddenly opened his mouth!
"Dante, with all due respect, even if this is your trophy, it really shouldn't stay in your collection room and rust, it contains extremely powerful power, if we get it, the science and technology of human society can be improved for at least two hundred years!"
"Oh, this thing has long been left over from the dwarves and Asgardians, and it's at least two hundred years higher than you, I'm really worried about you, you just make me think you're very backward!"
Teasingly, Dante soared into the sky, but as soon as he climbed into the air, the phone in his pocket rang!
Pick up the phone and take a look, the unfamiliar number, but this number is a little familiar, Dante always feels that he has seen the owner of this number somewhere!
What do you do when you don't know who is calling you, everyone has their own opinion on this matter, just like for Dante, his choice is of course to answer the phone!
"Who?"
"Me!"
"Who are you!"
"I'm me!"
"Fuck you!"
"Hey, boss, I'm so sad, you can't hear me, I'm Wade!"
"Oh, it's Wade, then I'll repeat and emphasize it again, go...... You...... Mother...... Yes, Wade, are you comfortable now?"
"It's even worse, Boss!"
Wade shouted in pain, but his pain sounded more like coquettishness, hell, Dante really hated Wade's coquettish feeling, disgusting!
"Speak to me, what's wrong?"
Dante yelled, and then, Wade's voice really returned to normal, which made Dante sound incredible!
"Boss, I'm serious about telling you, you're probably about to lose me!"
"What, you want to quit?"
Hearing Wade's first words when he became serious, Dante asked in a low voice, although he didn't like Wade, but when he decided to leave, Dante was still a little reluctant after all, if Wade didn't do it, who else could he scold?
"No, no, no, boss, I will never resign, I will definitely die in my position to slay demons, I love this profession!"
"Fart, you love the big house where you work!"
"Boss, I really love my current job, but even if I like it here, I'm afraid I won't be able to stay for too long, I'm going to die!"
"What?"
Hearing Wade's last words, Dante was really a little stunned, Wade was actually trembling at this time, and even Dante could hear the sound of Wade's teeth chattering up and down!
"What's wrong with you, Wade, tell me where you are, what is the purpose of your captors, I'll save you!"
"Boss, I'm afraid it's God who caught me, I have lung cancer, terminal!"
Hearing Dante's concern on the phone, Wade's eyes instantly moistened a little, and he reached out and rubbed his eyes while telling Dante about his condition!
"Damn, the soot is in my eyes, I shouldn't be lying down and smoking!"
Wade muttered while quickly wiping his eyes, but unfortunately his muttering was heard by Dante, and then Dante couldn't help but scold!
"You bitch raised advanced lung cancer and still smoke, let you smoke, I'll fucking go over and smoke you piggy right away!"
This was the last sentence Wade heard, Dante hung up the phone directly, only to see Dante kick his feet, and his whole person turned into a silver phantom, and disappeared into the sky of the temporary research institute of S.H.I.E.L.D. in an instant!
And Wade in the New York RV had an extremely innocent expression at this time!
"Hell, the boss really cares about me, but I'm already suffering from lung cancer, why don't you let me smoke a cigarette to suppress my shock?"
Fortunately, Dante didn't hear his last words, otherwise Dante would have broken his third leg to give him a good !!
At this time, unlike Wade's heartless appearance, in the Atlanta hospital, Konstantin, who was halfway through his cigarette, was throwing the cigarette butt out in his hand in a panic!
"What the are you talking about?"
The moment he threw away the cigarette, Konstantin directly reached out and grabbed the ** of the woman in front of him, ah no no, no, it's the collar, the collar!
"I'll give you one last chance, you say it again, and when you say it, you'd better think about the countless orgasms I've brought you, and think about our relationship!"
"I know, John, I love you, I love you more than my husband and son, I can't live without you, that's why I want you to quit smoking, you have lung cancer, terminal!"
"Shut up!"
Hearing the words from the female doctor's mouth, Konstantin threw the female doctor directly against the wall, and the female doctor fell to the ground with a bang, but she was not angry, but smiled hard!
"John, I don't want to lose you, believe me, as long as we treat in time, as long as you fight the disease with me, we can survive, we can subdue the cancer!"
"No, no, no, it's not this that I want to hear, tell me that you're joking with me, although this joke is a little excessive, but I heard you say it yourself, tell me quickly that what you said is just a joke, not to mention that I haven't even done a check-up, how can you conclude that I have cancer!"
As he spoke, Konstantin sat down on the couch with a thud, and he was so naked at this time that the action of his sitting down pressed his big bird!
"I'm not here to see a doctor, I'm here for a date, I thought I'd be like we used to, I surprised you by stripping myself naked, and then you surprised me with your new underwear, but you told me I had cancer at the first time, how could that be, are you judging by what I ejaculated!"
Konstantin said bitterly, he couldn't believe that he was really sick, he couldn't believe it at all, he just made an appointment as before, why did he have lung cancer?
Unexpectedly, after listening to Konstantin's last words, the female doctor actually nodded!
"I didn't expect you to know, well, I admit it, I lied to you......!"
"Hahaha, sure enough, great, I knew it wasn't true!"
Konstantin yelled excitedly in an instant, but the woman's words immediately poured a basin of cold water on him!
"My love for you is really not true, it's just that my husband has always wanted a daughter, even if we have a son, but he still wants a daughter, he never knew that his sperm is not motil, so I have to rely on myself to fulfill his desire to have a daughter, so I found you!"
"Fake, you stinking bitch, what did you say?"
In this sentence, the female doctor has done Konstantin more harm than lung cancer!
Looking at Konstantin's face of disbelief, the woman said embarrassedly.
"That's right, what I said is true, I'm not afraid to say this to you, my husband and I have the first son, I also made it through my own efforts, but he is still not satisfied, he still wants a daughter, he doesn't know anything, but I can only listen to him, I want to maintain my marriage, I want to give birth to a daughter for him!"
"Bear him a daughter like this, he doesn't even have a fucking son of his own!"
"So what, do you want me to adopt, anyway, I chose you, but when I kept your sperm for culture, I accidentally found a sign of cancer in your genes, and then I took your blood, do you remember?"
", no wonder you bit my turtle last time...... , Fack!"
Konstantin scolded angrily, he even kicked the ** out of the air, he was really glad that he had cancer at this time, otherwise, he would have had an extra son or daughter for some reason, and that child was still a test-tube baby, what a dog!
"Fuck off, I don't know what to say now, I just fucking want to take everything I cum inside your disgusting bitch back and cum on the wall, hell, don't expect us to see each other again!"
Konstantin was angry, but looking at the woman's knife-like attitude in front of him, looking at the face that made him a pillar of optimus with sexual feelings, Konstantin finally pushed open the door and left!
And the woman, looking at the back of Konstantin leaving, she only felt regret in her heart, Konstantin has strong ability, big guy, temperament, handsome face, it is simply a high match for a lover, but it is a pity that it is difficult to find such a high-quality lover to borrow in the future!
Thinking of this, she couldn't help but sigh!
"Hey, what am I going to do in the future, do I have to ask for a son with a lot of money?"
She muttered, but before she could finish speaking, the office door was smashed open, and Konstantin returned to the room to put on his clothes, and then left with a curse, in the process, the female doctor did not say a word, and she even wanted to die!
Because when Nima Konstantin slammed the door and came in to pick up his clothes, he was naked, and the most important thing was that everyone in the department saw it!
"Konstantin, I'm not done with you!"
The woman yelled, and then she locked herself up like an ostrich and pretended not to see her colleagues' fingers!
As for Konstantin, he didn't hear the last words of the female doctor, otherwise he would have pointed to the woman's nose and said,
"There are a lot of demons that don't end with me, how old are you!"
It's a pity that God didn't give him a chance to say those words, he got into his broken pickup truck at this time, he started the car, but he didn't step on the accelerator, he just parked in the parking space like that, looking up at the roof of the car in pain!
After watching it for a long time, he habitually took out a cigarette, but as soon as the cigarette was delivered to his mouth, he was startled by himself!
"Damn, I shouldn't smoke now, and I won't smoke in the future, I don't want to go to hell at this time, what if Dante kills him in the future, and he can't recognize the demon I transformed, and he kills me too?"
He muttered, then threw the cigarette case out of the car, and when the cigarette case fell into the trash, he simply took out his lighter and threw it into the same trash can!
After doing all this, Konstantin only felt that he had become a cancer-fighting Tantin, and he put down the seat of the car seat and let himself lie in the car as comfortably as possible!
Time passed slowly, and Konstantin kept feeling the passage of time, one minute, two minutes, three minutes before ......!
"Fuck!"
Konstantin sat up, then he slammed open his car door, he strode to the front of the trash can, and then he didn't care about his beautiful trench coat, he actually reached into the half-man-high trash can and found his cigarette!
Then, anti-cancer Tandin squatted next to the trash can, shuddered and took out a cigarette and lit it, he took a puff of smoke, and then coughed twice as hard as usual!
"Smoking a cigarette, I'm really calming down!"
He said.