"Married? Hahahaha...... Is this earthling planning to marry all the races in the galaxy? ”

"Then you can't call it a married person, you should call it a sower......

"Mom, I'm getting married, I'm so scared, I'm going to be beaten to death by a married person......"

"Bad boy Quill, is this the friend you met out there?"

"Married, I like your humor, this year's Galactic Clown Awards should be awarded to you......"

……

The noisy clamor rang out, and everyone present seemed to have seen the most ridiculous thing in life.

Looking at Zhao Tao and Li Mu's eyes is like looking at a pair of super idiots.

The tense situation disappeared in an instant.

Gamora put away the dagger and moved two steps to the side, pretending not to know Zhao Tao and Li Xiaobai.

She once thought that Star-Lord and the others had touched the bottom line of IQ, but she didn't expect that Zhao Tao and Li Xiaobai, who looked normal, successfully broke through the bottom line, giving her a new understanding of the fools in the galaxy, and teaming up with this group of people was the biggest mistake in her life.

"Married, for the sake of you making me laugh, I can let you live. There shouldn't be anyone you are suitable to marry here. Yongdu gritted his rotten teeth and smiled at Zhao Tao, whistled lightly, and aimed the whistle arrow aimed at Quill at Zhao Tao, "Now, Earth Boy, please leave immediately, don't disturb me and my son's reunion......"

Li Mu held his hand on the smart flying sword, ready to rescue customers at any time.

He gave Zhao Tao an affirmative look and said, "Go on." ”

Bai Suzhen's spell has the skill of transmitting sound, and Li Mu no longer needs the low-end communication method of threading, not to mention, the fingers of his right hand have been used up.

Zhao Tao's eyes were full of despair, and he looked at Li Mu with pleading eyes, as if asking, "Do you really want to say it?" ”

"If you don't say it, you're a joke; Anyway, you're the most feared get-you-get-a- Rest assured, I am your dream master, I will not harm you, I will create an unforgettable dream journey for you. Li Mu smiled and continued to transmit the sound.

Isn't it a joke in the universe that you will never forget?

Married?

Why would I agree to such a ridiculous request?

Zhao Tao sadly withdrew his gaze at Li Mu, and didn't know what to do for a while!

In the face of congestion, he was afraid to death, and he didn't dare to say what Li Mu taught him.

He was afraid that after he spoke, Yongdu's whistle arrow would penetrate his heart in the next second.

in the movie.

Yongdu has a deep fatherly love for Quill, but not for outsiders.

Essentially, he's a killer who doesn't blink.

The speed at which the whistle arrow kills people is probably higher than the efficiency of Li Xiaobai's flying sword.

In Guardians of the Galaxy II, Yongdu used sentry arrows to slaughter the betrayers of the entire spaceship, and even blew up the spaceship.

The betrayers didn't even get a chance to shoot.

Looking at Zhao Tao's tangled appearance, Li Mu decided to help him, he stepped forward and said with a smile: "Yongdu, offending the married person will be the most regrettable thing you will do in your life." Zhao Tao, the noble marital ruler, let Yongdu see the fear of being dominated by marriage! ”

One word.

Pushing Zhao Tao to the edge of the cliff, a drop of sweat slid down his forehead.

Dead is dead!

He gritted his teeth, closed his eyes, and said stubbornly: "Yongdu Udota, next you will marry your beloved on the spot, and the whole void will witness this great wedding." ”

The voice fell.

The smiles of the crowd had not yet had time to bloom on their faces.

The whole void suddenly fell silent.

It was as if the mining ship had received a new directive.

One by one, they all stopped what they were doing and flew over their residences, lined up neatly, and looked down.

Dazzling ceremonial flowers bloom in the air.

Yongdu's dirty leather vest was rapidly changing, transforming into a crisp suit.

in front of him.

Out of thin air, a frame of flower-woven arches appeared.

The white carpet covered the street in front of us like magic.

Flower guides were erected on both sides of the road, and at the end of the white carpet, it became a church altar.

On the Holy Stage.

Li Mu turned into a priest dressed in a bright red auspicious costume, holding a Bible in his hand and solemn.

Zhao Tao's sportswear has also become a suit, and he holds the microphone, as if he has become the emcee in the wedding.

The little raccoon has an extra flower basket in his hand and becomes a flower girl at the wedding.

And Yongdu's side, the bride in a wedding dress is the famous owner of the Void Land, Collector Tanari Difan.

The white hair of Di Fan's explosive head was gathered together, and he put on the bride's exclusive gold crown, dragging the white wedding dress on the ground, which set off his burly figure to the fullest.

His shoulders and collarbones were exposed......

……

Western-style church wedding?

Get married!

Randomly assign roles in weddings......

Li Mu, who was forced to become a priest, didn't look good, and sure enough, random skills were unreliable!

Skills only care about getting people married, and they don't even care if the marriage partner is a man or a woman, it's too nonsense!

Moreover, the skill dragged the collector over as a bride, wasn't it as close as he imagined?

It's so spicy!

Li Mu was more fortunate in his heart, he was assigned the role of a priest, if he was assigned the role of a bride.

After the mission is completed, the Marvel Universe is estimated that he will not come back in this life!

And.

Maybe both the client and the betrayed intern dream master Meng Jin will be killed by him......

……

Di Fan had absolutely no idea what was going on.

In the plot, even though his collection room is destroyed by the Power Gem, his expression still hasn't changed much.

But at this time, he looked flustered: "Damn, what happened?" Yongdu, did you do it? ”

He wanted to tear off the wedding dress, but the wedding dress was like a life, and every part he tore would be restored in an instant.

"I don't even know what's going on?" Yongdu was also in a state of collapse, he didn't expect that the married person really had such a terrifying ability, and he didn't expect that his bride would be the collector Difan.

He tried to control the whistle arrow and killed the so-called married man, but the whistle was loud and the whistle was indifferent, as if it had cut off contact with him.

He tried to turn and run away, but his steps seemed to be fixed on the ground, and he couldn't move.

This moment.

Yongdu fell into deep despair.

He couldn't imagine how bad the influence of the famous saboteur leader Yongdu would be in the universe after being forced to marry in the void, and after it was spread, it would have a bad influence in the universe.

In particular, his bride was a collector with a wrinkled face and an older collector.

It's a man, it's an old man!

Why is his beloved Difan?

Even if it's a dirty J girl!

Over there, Thanos's daughter, Gamora, known as the "most dangerous woman in the universe", is his bride, even if he is slaughtered by Gamora afterwards, it is better than Difan!

At least not to make him so embarrassed......

His loyal men.

It's no longer right to look at him.

Yongdu thought that the married man who jumped out to make trouble was a joke, but in the blink of an eye, it turned out to be him who became a joke.

Or in front of Quill.

Yongdu wanted to die, he couldn't imagine how dark his future life would be!

Yongdu looked at Zhao Tao on the holy platform and made a final effort: "Married, I admit my mistake to you, as long as you stop this damn wedding, I can give you any compensation." ”

……

How so?

Zhao Tao sweated like rain, his mouth and tongue were dry, looking at the sudden change in front of him, the whole person was about to explode!

He thought that Li Xiaobai's marriage was just a spoof, maybe Li Xiaobai used his mental power to trick Yongdu and make him fall into an illusion or something......

I didn't expect Li Xiaobai to really make a whole set of weddings!

What the hell is this skill?

Zhao Tao swallowed his saliva, looked around at the eyes of those people in the audience, his little heart was beating fast, when this wedding was over, he and everyone were enemies!