791 What to do if the enemy invites you to dinner

When Li Jing spoke.

Nezha looked at the Jingtan Temple below with great interest, the legendary Bull Demon King who was made into a dish, the four princesses of the East China Sea, the Hundred Flowers Fairy, and the Jingtan Messenger......

Such a group of people who couldn't be beaten by the eight poles were organized together by the God of Food, as well as the continuous Pure Altar Temple, and the wreckage of the plane that he had never seen before.

It would be strange if there were no ghosts.

Before.

He thinks that the Jade Emperor is making a big fuss and has no room for people, and now he doesn't think so.

Perhaps, this time I really caught a big fish.

Nezha stepped on the hot wheels, held a fire-tipped spear, and looked at the god of food below with a similar costume to him, and his fighting spirit was boiling

If he hadn't solved the problem of the messenger of the Buddha Sect Pure Altar first, he would have been eager to rush down and fight with the God of Food of the Sword Splitting Bull Demon King!

There hasn't been such a powerful monster in the Nether for hundreds of years, and if he doesn't find someone to practice, his fire-tipped spear will rust!

……

Zhu Bajie was just about to speak, but was cut off by Li Mu, he looked up at Li Jing in the sky, and asked, "Li Tianwang, dare to ask us what crime we have committed?" The Jade Emperor wants to take us? ”

"Woe to the world." Li Jing has already prepared his rhetoric, how else can he say it, it can't be said that the Jade Emperor ate barbecue, and as a result, he was embarrassed and angry!

"Heavenly King, since we came out of the mountain, we have always done our duty and have never disturbed the people." Li Mu smiled, "The Heavenly King of Labor pointed out, which prefecture and which county have the people been troubled by us?" So that I can wait for me to confess my sins willingly! ”

"If you rely on supernatural powers and instruct the flying magic weapon to swagger through the market, you will disturb the people." Li Tianwang's face did not change, he looked at the Bull Demon King and others behind Li Mu, "Making friends with demons is causing trouble." The merits are determined by the heavenly court, and you can't wait for you to quibble, so you don't quickly tie up with me, escort me to the heavenly court, and wait for the fate. ”

Yang Jian, who was hidden in the dark, sneered, shook his head disdainfully, and couldn't help but look at Li Mu's eyes with a little contempt.

……

It's really unreasonable!

Li Mu sighed secretly and looked around: "Who is the befriending demon that Li Tianwang refers to?" Flower fairy? Or is it a messenger of the altar? Or the four princesses of the East China Sea? ”

Li Jing frowned and said, "Naturally, it is the Bull Demon King and a little demon on the ground." ”

"That's not true." Li Mu smiled, "Heavenly King, since you led the troops to arrest us, you should naturally understand that they are just a dish that I captured." At that time, we had a lot of action to arrest the Bull Demon King, and many people saw it, and we knew about it as soon as we checked it. Just ask, who will make friends with the food at the entrance, Li Tianwang arrested people for such a reason, and if it is spread out, I am afraid that he will laugh off other people's big teeth! ”

"......" The Bull Demon King was stunned suddenly, he didn't expect Li Xiaobai to say this, and he couldn't help but tremble with anger, you are the dish, your whole family is the vegetable!

Didn't you say that Lao Tzu was invited to analyze immortal arts?

At the beginning, we laughed at our cowardice, but when we met Li Jing, we changed our minds, it turns out that you Li Xiaobai is also a coward!

"Heavenly King, the people regard food as the sky, and turn the monsters in the mortal world into food for the benefit of the world, and in detail, the heavenly court should still praise us!" Li Mu smiled and continued, "If we really make friends with demons, with the skills of the Bull Demon King, why don't we dare to move, I am afraid that in order to survive, we will rush up and kill you upside down." ”

"......" Li Jing was stunned.

The Bull Demon King chuckled in his heart, and suddenly had a bad premonition, damn it, Li Xiaobai's words of shirk that night were hated by Li Xiaobai.

Li Mu looked back at the Bull Demon King, and suddenly said, "Heavenly King, in order to prove that I am sincere, how about I invite you to dinner?" ”

The voice did not fall.

Makino Bing's hand was already on the shoulder of the Bull Demon King.

The Bull Demon King was shocked: "Li Xiaobai, you ......"

The sound stopped abruptly.

The next moment.

A large white cow of more than 1,000 zhang appeared out of thin air, covering a large area of the Jingtan Temple.

Mu Yebing, who was holding a kitchen knife, flew up, and in front of the 50,000 heavenly soldiers and generals, he performed the technique of solving the cow.

The sudden scene stunned everyone.

"This ......" Yang Jian, who was hidden in the dark, was dumbfounded, and his head couldn't turn around, what kind of thing is this?

Just now, isn't the Bull Demon King still happily eating with you?

Isn't he your comrade-in-arms?

How can you turn your head and eat it in front of the enemy?

Do so.

Who will dare to give you your life in the future?

"Master, Li Xiaobai is a madman, don't provoke him." The black hair on the dog exploded, and he said tremblingly, "If you want me to say, give him the agarwood, and then grab it from him, maybe I will be the next to be stewed!" ”

"......" Yang Jian was shocked suddenly, as if he understood Li Xiaobai's intentions.

……

The fourth princess and Zhu Bajie's faces were pale and trembling, and they all remembered the scene that night when Li Xiaobai asked them if they could fight against tens of thousands of heavenly soldiers!

I'm afraid that at that time, Li Xiaobai will kill them!

"The hearts of the people are united, Mount Tai moves, all of us are in one place, and it is still very easy to lift the roof. The premise is that everyone is in ruins and does not leave a way back for themselves......"

"If anyone dares to make a move on our brothers, it will be a big deal to break up, and our brothers will defect to the Jade Emperor and exterminate your group of rebellious demons......"

What Li Xiaobai said came to their hearts, and they just thought he was just talking.

I didn't expect ......

He actually did it!

But they haven't done anything yet?

Is this the price of retreat?

Looking at the Bull Demon King who was cut open one by one.

The intestines of the Hundred Flowers Fairy, Zhu Bajie, and the four princesses of the East China Sea were all ruined, and they knew that Li Xiaobai's heart was so ruthless, what kind of slippery head did he play at the beginning!

What worries them the most is that the pot that cooks meat for a while is still made by the Bull Demon King himself!

……

in the sky.

The flag stops, the drums of war are extinguished!

The 50,000 heavenly soldiers and generals all watched Muye ice and cattle, silent.

What should you do if the enemy invites you to dinner on the battlefield?

Should I take a knife or chopsticks next?

Li Jing swallowed his saliva, reached out and wiped the sweat on his forehead that didn't exist: "Nezha, did we really misunderstand the God of Food?" ”

Nezha pursed his lips and stumbled, "I don't know either!" Dad, there must be ghosts in it, but I can't say what exactly is the problem! The child only wants to ask his father one thing now, when the beef is cooked, should we eat it or should we beat it? ”

Li Jing looked dazed and muttered, "Yes! Eat or fight? ”

Nezha: "Dad, what about you?" ”

Li Jing came back to his senses: "I don't know, I've never met such an opponent on the battlefield!" Moreover, he slaughtered the Bull Demon King, and I couldn't find a reason to arrest him for a while! You can't really tell the Jade Emperor about eating meat! If you don't catch them, the Jade Emperor won't be able to deal with them! ”

Nezha was silent for a moment and said, "Dad, otherwise this is the case!" Let's eat first and then fight! ”

Li Jing: "I can't say it! ”

Nezha swallowed his saliva and said, "Dad, do you remember how the Jade Emperor behaved after eating meat?" After we finished eating, we said that we had food poisoning, that he had murdered the important ministers of the Heavenly Court, and that we would arrest him and go back to ask for the guilt......"