Chapter 87: A Drunken Woman Is Really Hard to Describe (1)
"Okay, then I'll prepare a good meal in advance and wait for you to come."
The Duchess of Dingguo showed a kind smile and an amiable tone.
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The weather in the evening is diametrically opposed to the temperature during the day.
The breeze hits, the lights are bright, the sons present improvise poems, the daughters whisper to each other, talk and laugh to each other to clear their bowels, but they don't dare to confide too much.
There was no one to disturb Nangong Li, and she was drinking a little wine at this time, thinking that this ancient wine had little stamina.
Unexpectedly, after only four or five cups, this person already felt that he was floating in the clouds, and his eyes were confused.
"Princess, don't you dare to drink anymore, you'll get drunk right away."
Seeing that her princess was drunk and hazy, Lychee quickly snatched the wine glass from Nangong Li's hand and hid the wine jug.
"Huh? Where's my wine? Ay? Where's my cup? ”
Before he could react, who was in front of him, the thing in his hand was gone, and Nangong Li, who just wanted to reach out and take the wine jug to refill a glass, found that there was no wine jug on the table.
"Where's Wan'er? I'm going to burp, hey, hey, I'm going to play with Wan'er. Nangong Li hugged the helpless lychee and smiled, that expression couldn't be more obscene.
"Princess, Mrs. Ning Yuanhou has already gone back." Lychee replied.
"Huh? Are you going back? Indeed, you shouldn't stay up late when you're pregnant, you have to have a good life and cultivation to burp ......"
Nangong Li has already begun to burp with wine, and the most hateful thing is that after burping, she still naughtily blows at Lychee's face.
This guy's face is full of the smell of wine blown by Nangong Li, which makes the lychee uncomfortable.
"Princess, shall we go back too?" Lychee looked at Nangong Li, who had gradually babbled nonsense, and asked.
"Go back? Where to go? Nangong Li suddenly raised her head and asked, her cheeks flushed obviously.
"Go home."
Lychee replied patiently, and then got up and planned to carry Nangong Li on her back to say hello to the Duchess of Dingguo and get off the boat.
I heard Nangong Li smile sadly again, "Home? Where is home? I've burped and have no home. No, I'm an orphan, so I haven't had a home. ”
She laughed again after the words fell, tears were already dripping from the corners of her eyes, but the corners of her mouth were still strong and raised, that look was really distressing, Rao is a murderous and unblinking Lychee couldn't help but soften when she saw this.
"The palace is the princess's home, and the slave maid will take the princess home." As he spoke, he picked up Nangong Li and put it on the side of the boat, and hurriedly ran to the Duchess of Dingguo to say goodbye.
When I came back, I saw that the original location was empty!
I looked back and forth a few times around, where is there any Nangong Li's figure!
"What do you do!"
Suddenly, there was an angry shout from the front, and there was a strong premonition in my heart, did my princess go to arrest the prince?!
Thinking about it, he hurriedly ran over, and saw Nangong Li's hair bun scattered, frantically pulling the crown of the prince's hair without saying anything, and constantly scolding in his mouth.
I don't know how Nangong Li pressed the prince who was more than one meter and eight meters to the deck, but the prince still had no power to fight back, it was really shocking!
"You're a fucking scumbag, you know?"
Syllable!
"You dare to hit Hongu?!"
The prince, who was struggling to tear the crazy woman off his body, suddenly felt a hot pain on his face, and shouted angrily.
Syllable! Syllable! Syllable!
"I'm fucking beating you turtle grandson! What's up? Look at me and I'm not happy, come on, try it? Nangong Li was not afraid at all, but mocked more arrogantly.
"Come on, you're all wood!"
The prince saw that he had nothing to say to this crazy woman, and he couldn't really beat people, otherwise his image would be really ruined!
In an instant, seven or eight guards went up and wanted to pull Nangong Li, who was sitting on the prince, down.
"Don't come here, it's you, do you see, this turtle grandson is in my hand now, hiccup...... You dare to mess with my knife, it's not a joke! ”
Nangong Li yelled at the guards, everyone thought that she really had a knife in her hand, and they were even more scared in their hearts, and the daughters who had never experienced this kind of scene were even more frightened and cried.
As a result, the prince felt a heat on his neck, where the fuck is this knife!
It was obviously a certain woman's pig's trotters with five fingers together, thinking that it was a knife, and the prince suddenly felt that his image was extremely insulted!
"You get down to Hongu!" The prince roared.
"Get out?"
Boom!
I saw Nangong Li pick up the placket on the prince's chest and pull it up hard, but he didn't know that Nangong Li's strength was so great, and the prince was carried in his hand like a doll at this time, and he fell to the deck suddenly.
The prince suddenly felt that the back of his head was going to explode! It was dark in front of me, and I didn't know anything.
"Huh? Why did he fall asleep? ”
Nangong Li saw that the person in his hand was unconscious, and then slapped a few more times, and the sound made the people present can't help but sigh, it's unheard of!
"Princess, he's not asleep, he's dizzy, go back to the house, go back to the house quickly." After Lychee looked around apologetically, she hurriedly trotted to Nangong Li, who was still slapping the prince, and said.
"Dizzy? What a fucking no-beaten, stinking sissy! After getting up, before leaving, he didn't forget to kick the prince, and almost fell, but was supported by Lychee in time.
"My princess is drunk, I'm sorry to be sorry for you, he will make amends one day," Lizhi smiled on her face, but the embarrassment in her eyes couldn't be dissipated.
As soon as she walked to the door of the boat, Nangong Li's body suddenly trembled wildly, as if she had been electrocuted.
Frightened, Lychee hurriedly put the person down and stared at the person whose body was trembling, "Princess, what's wrong with you?" Don't scare the slaves. ”
"It's okay, it's just urgency." Nangong Li didn't realize how surprised she would be if this sentence was heard by others, the dignified Nine Princesses!
"The slave will take the princess to the toilet." Hearing the sound, Lychee hurriedly pulled Nangong Li to the thatched house on the boat.
I heard Nangong Li smirk, "I'm done urinating." ”
What the hell am I ......
Lychee suddenly felt a headache, and really wanted to throw this woman into the lake!
But after all, it was the prince's order, so he took a deep breath and asked Durian to go to the carriage to get a clean shirt.
Fortunately, I prepared an extra set of clothes before going out, otherwise it would be a shame to throw home!
"Princess, what's wrong?" When Durian was delivering clothes, she saw Nangong Li, who was smiling like a fool on the street, and asked worriedly.
"Drunk. I need to calm down now, you go and take the princess to the wing room to change clothes. Lychee said slowly, holding her forehead as she spoke.
Thinking that Lychee was tired after such a day, Durian didn't ask any more, and took Nangong Li to the side room.
Unexpectedly, Nangong Li, who had just changed her clothes, disappeared again when she threw her clothes on durian!
"Lychee, have you seen the princess?" Durian anxiously ran to Lychee and asked.
"What?! Gone again? Lychee asked, "I haven't seen it here, I must still be on the boat, go find it, don't make any trouble." ”