Chapter 45: Grass
"How can such a good figure grow such a tough face!" Qilinzi's heart is broken.
The figure of the demon fox is too top, and it feels like it can be fought with the young, but Nima has a horse face, long and narrow, and full of unicorn appearance.
No matter how white and tender it is, it is enough to make people vomit blood.
I'm a little speechless, it's a pity!
"You...... You...... only to force the face...... This is your face......" The demon fox suddenly spoke, speaking uncomfortably.
Her voice is charming and moving, with the demeanor of a vixen, and if she talks with her back to someone, she can make her legs weak.
When Qilinzi saw the fox demon talking, he couldn't help but be a little cowardly, moved a few meters back, jumped up and hid behind me, and poked me hard: "Li Shiyi, go, clean her up!" ”
"She's imitating you, it seems that the fox demon three-tailed can turn into a human, but she only touches you, so she transforms into a human according to your appearance, this is fate." I said seriously, "Maybe she's a wife from God." ”
"Whew! Look at her forced face, I've never seen such an ugly face! Qilinzi scolded, so angry that his liver hurt.
"Your face...... It's ugly...... You're ...... ugliest," the fox demon retorted, glaring, and his sparse eyebrows were very playful.
"I beg you to look in the mirror, okay? Can you be a little ashamed? Qilinzi scolded back, but he didn't coax him with me.
"How do you ...... Don't look in the mirror...... You're ugly......" Although the fox demon spoke badly, the sentence was still complete.
I was also uncomfortable when I heard them quarreling, so I couldn't help but raise my hand to stop: "Okay, okay, don't quarrel, you two are ugly!" ”
The fox demon glanced at me, specifically at my heart, obviously knowing that I had a dragon, after all, I had fought side by side with her.
She stopped talking, and walked gracefully to the bedroom to look in the mirror.
Not to mention, this kitten step plus charming energy, it's amazing!
Qilinzi snorted secretly and poked me again: "Li Shiyi, what should I do?" This dead fox is so shameless, so ugly and dares to pester me, you help me get rid of her. ”
"Catch a hammer, people are three-tailed demon foxes, the future is immeasurable, if you turn into a nine-tailed existence in the future, it will be a ruining existence, you are not good to provide for her?" I scolded, the unicorn really doesn't know what to do, and he doesn't have any eyesight.
When he heard this, he clapped his hands: "Yes, the nine-tailed demon fox is like a five-clawed golden dragon...... Okay, bear with me! ”
He gritted his teeth, calmed down, and went to the bedroom to talk to the demon fox.
But in just three minutes, the two of them quarreled again: "Ugly is ugly than ugly!" ”
My head hurts, so I went over and pulled the unicorn apart and talked to the demon fox myself.
She looked at me with a raised face, although ugly, but very simple, according to the age of the demon fox, she may still be a child.
I asked, "Three-tailed demon fox, where are you from?" What is your name? How old is it? ”
"Qingqiu...... Grass ...... One hundred and three years old. The demon fox answered me, she was a fox of one hundred and three years old.
Qilinzi immediately mocked: "More than a hundred years old? O old woman! ”
"My grandmother is ...... I'm over 900 years old, and she says I'm still ...... Cutie. Cao'er retorted, a little angry, she didn't like the unicorn.
I asked the unicorn not to get in the way, and I continued to ask, "Cao'er, why are you in the mangroves?" ”
"I'm far away...... I went to a zoo...... Pretending to be a normal fox, many people fed me...... It's delicious. Cao'er recalls intermittently, "Later, the only tiger in the zoo ...... I was scared to death, and the zoo went out of business, and I was sent to a new zoo and ran out. ”
I understood, she didn't know where she was before, sneaked into the zoo and pretended to be an ordinary fox to cheat and cheat, and scared people and tigers to death. After being transported to Shanya's zoo, she escaped and burrowed into the mangrove forest, presumably not knowing where she was.
"Then what are you doing on me? You're a plague fox, and you're stalking me every day! Qilinzi was not angry.
Cao'er glared at the unicorn: "You invited me to go up, you called the fox fairy to go up, and you didn't reject me, so I went up to play and catch mice." ”
She was so angry that she couldn't speak with any words.
"Then why are you following me, the ghost is still lingering!" The unicorn is still not angry.
"Because of you, I suddenly feel that I can turn into a human, and I have been observing you. All three of us have to transform into people, and if we transform into people, we can cultivate better. Cao'er explained, then grabbed the mirror and looked at herself, "Hehe, if you succeed, your face is a little ugly." ”
She said that she looked at me suddenly, and after looking at it for a while, she pulled her face and came to a freehand plastic surgery.
I was stunned with the unicorn, and when the grass was finished, she turned into my face!
I was stunned.
Qilinzi burst into laughter: "Haha, Li Shiyi, you are quite beautiful." ”
The corners of my mouth twitched, and I couldn't bear to look at it.
Qilinzi thought crookedly, took out his mobile phone, and clicked on a photo of a beautiful woman: "Come, face this." ”
Cao'er glanced at it and disdainfully refused: "Why should I learn from other women?" With my cultivation, I will have my own face, we fox demons are all big beauties, and I will become the most beautiful woman in the world...... No, I can't be more beautiful than princesses and queens, then I'm the third most beautiful. ”
It turned out that she would have her own face, but she was still too weak to have plastic surgery according to others.
"It's a fox demon." I complimented, then proposed, "But don't follow me, change your face." ”
Cao'er thought about it for a while, and changed it to an old grandmother's face.
Qilinzi vomited blood directly: "Isn't this the nanny who washes and cooks at home?" ”
"yes, I think she's very gentle." Cao'er stroked her old face, and she was quite satisfied.
Qilinzi covered her forehead: "She is a gentle fart, a dead mother's face for laundry, a dead mother's face for cooking, and a dead mother's face for mopping the floor, you quickly changed it for me!" ”
"No." Cao'er refused, rolled on the bed, and turned her back to us: "I'm tired, I'm going to sleep, don't disturb me." ”
"You!" Qilinzi grinned, but he didn't dare to make a move, Cao'er was a three-tailed demon fox after all, maybe he would slap Qilinzi to death.
I didn't stay any longer, and I left.
Qilinzi caught up and said with a sad face: "Li Shiyi, the dead fox is not leaving, what should I do?" This is the place where the monks sit, and I can't leave. ”
"Take care of her, when she is in a good mood and changes into a big star's face, I see that you are reluctant to let her go." I don't care too much, I'm going to take the dragon source.
Qilinzi sighed, raised his forehead and said: "Why is Lao Tzu so unlucky, I finally met a fox spirit, and he is so ugly!" ”
I didn't bird him, went to the backyard house, and picked up Long Yuan.
The dragon source is still intact, and there seems to be a hidden universe inside, exuding an amazing dragon aura.
"Li Shiyi, the dragon qi of this thing is too strong, will it explode if it is broken?" The unicorn is a little worried, if I separate the dragon source, it may explode.
I was also more cautious, carefully sensed the breath of the dragon source, knocked on it, and confirmed: "It will not explode, it is also completely crystallized dragon qi, to put it bluntly, it is a stone, if it is broken, it will be broken, and even the dragon qi will not lose much." ”
I said, and pointed into a knife, Taiqing slashed the soul and fell, and the blue sword qi acted as a watermelon knife, directly cutting off a third of Longyuan.
The cut surface was smooth and flat, and the dragon aura overflowed, which made the breath of the whole room change.
Qilinzi hurriedly wrapped one-third of the dragon source with clothes, so as not to leak and waste the dragon qi.
I punched in the Yang Seal Yin Talisman and wrapped it in the Five Elements Talisman, disguising it as an ordinary stone.
"Okay, I'll go first, this matter must be kept secret, and I can't tell anyone." I solemnly admonished the unicorn.
"I know, I know, you go quickly, I have to find a way to coax that dead fox."