Blood splatters!

"Am I pretty?"

"Drift Drift Pretty !!"

"Am I a woman?"

"Woman, girl, woman!"

"Really?"

"It's really !! white-skinned and beautiful with long legs, Chen Yangyang is a white and rich beauty, she is a goddess from a distance, a goddess up close, a god among goddesses, a god of gods, just ...... It's just a goddess, please take your foot off my face, okay?"

Chen Yangyang's soles added some strength: "Call Hua Ling'er to open the door, hurry up." ”

Hao Shuai's mouth was squeezed and leaked: "Grandma, but I don't know that stinky girl at all......"

"Fool whom. Does she know you?"

"What do you mean? Who said that I must know people who are disgusting......? It hurts, it hurts, it hurts! Tap, tap, tap! What are you doing while watching! Call that stinky girl! Hurry up! Otherwise, you won't have breakfast tomorrow! No, you won't have lunch or dinner! Hit it!"

Dare to love him, he has been "threatening" with material conditions.

Disgusted and silent, "...... Sorry, I don't have her phone. ”

After speaking, he was afraid that they would not believe it, so he took the initiative to hand his mobile phone to Chen Yangyang.

Chen Yangyang opened the address book and looked, and sure enough, there were only three contacts in it, one was his own local number, one was Hao Shuai, and the last one was Chen Yangyang.

Due to the arrangement of the opening letters, Chen Yangyang ranked first, Hao Shuai second, and disgusted third.

Chen Yangyang glanced at me flatteredly, "He also said that he was not interested in me, you see, even my number is saved." ”

Disgusted, he raised his eyelids and looked at her, "If I remember correctly, you took the initiative to let me save the number." ”

Active?

Well, it seems like that's the case.

Chen Yangyang: "That, I ...... at the time"

"So you say," said the unforgiving rhetorical question, "are you interested in me?"

"Hehe," Chen replied, "unless the sun hits the west and comes out." ”

"Hey, hey, hey!" Hao Shuai, who was lying under the soles of his feet, finally couldn't bear it, he wanted to roar loudly but didn't dare, his voice was small and he was afraid that they wouldn't take it seriously, and his desire to survive was dictated, now he could only raise it in a slightly thick voice "kindly", "It's okay for you to chat, but can you let me go before talking?" Or are you two hungry, thirsty or not? Shall I prepare some food and drink for you?"

Chen Yangyang's big pig's trotters suddenly lifted, "Say it earlier! Hurry up and prepare not to grind!"

Hao Shuai got up from the ground slowly, and complained reluctantly: "What's the matter, you talk about love, I still have to cook for you, alas, life is bitter......"

Chen Yangyang waved his fist to warn when he heard this, and Hao Shuai went into the kitchen to escape from the disaster.

Chen Yangyang: "You continue." ”

Disgusted: "...... I don't have much to say. ”

"That's good. Chen Yangyang kicked off his shoes and sat cross-legged on the sofa, "I have something to say." Disgusted, I'm suddenly quite curious about your character, just ask, I don't know what you think of yourself, anyway, in my eyes, you're a little ...... Uh," Chen Yangyang said, referring to his head, "a bit of a problem. ”

His face turned cold, "...... Oh?"

"You seem to be a little schizophrenic. ”

"Spiritual...... Split?"

"Yes, it's a neurosis, to put it simply. ”

“......”

Okay, one moment to say that he has a cleanliness habit and can be cured, and another time to say that he is schizophrenic, what is she going to do?

Disgusted with a smile, the idea of going back to the bedroom with her was suddenly dispelled, picked up a single sofa and sat down and asked, "You might as well say it all at once, what are you dissatisfied with me?" Or do you think I have any other symptoms?"

Chen Yangyang seemed to think about it seriously, "The illness is gone." Overall, it's just a little bit, hehe, I'm neither face control nor voice control, and I'm not interested in you. ”

The smile was still the same, but the tone was slightly excited: "Yan control, voice control, aren't you praising me ......"

"Hmm," Chen Yangyang said, "you can also understand that you are almost useless except for Yan Hesheng." ”

Disgusted: "......"

"Don't be frustrated, I just said almost, and it's not completely nothing, think about it carefully, you still have a lot of advantages, such as a simple brain can be called simple and unsophisticated, such as treating people in cold blood, it can be seen as knowing how to protect oneself and not being reckless and impulsive, such as a violent roommate, that's because the roommate is not like a person who deserves to be beaten, it is considered to be a justice for heaven, such as spending the roommate's money so the person who protects the roommate, hmm...... At last...... It can be regarded as taking people's money to eliminate disasters for others, and being honest and trustworthy!"

The smile on his face was already ugly: "...... It turns out that I am such a person. ”

"Why. Chen Yangyang was ready to go all over there again, but he didn't plan to give her a chance, he got up and said, "The door is over there, please go back." ”

Chen Yangyang didn't move: "The door is locked, I can't get out." ”

"That's it. ”

Chen Yangyang walked over and twisted the door lock with the mentality of trying it out, and with a click, the door really opened with a slight push, she was stunned for a moment, turned her head and asked with a smile: "So, I was locked here all night, and it was your hands and feet?"

Disgusted with silence, noncommittal, "Let's go." ”

"Of course I'll go, but there are some things that must be made clear before I go, disgusting, why are you locking me?"

"Not me. ”

"Okay. Even if the facts were in front of her, Chen Yangyang suddenly didn't want to argue with him, she raised her voice and shouted, "Don't be busy with the one in the kitchen, as the saying goes, it's hard for a good woman to cook without rice, your house is so clean inside and out as if you have recruited a mouse, what do you cook with?"

Syllable!

The door closed.