Volume 3 Salted Fish Also Poor and Tossed Chapter 119 Serenade over Chang'an
The sky is getting late, although there is still a faint light, but it is already the moon bending to shine on Kyushu, a few happy and a few sad.
The Silver Fox ran wildly all the way, and had already thrown the standard airships of the Divine Wing Legion behind him far away.
In the cockpit, Nie Yun was concentrating on operating the airship, while Han Yin was looking at the stars outside the window with some boredom.
"Hey, Han Yin, it seems to be a little boring now, I can't even see a bird here, and I can't blow the cold wind if I want to. ”
Yao Jia's complaint came from the local walkie-talkie in his ear. This is not good with a fully enclosed shooting compartment.
Hehe, I knew you couldn't be idle. But also, who would have expected those fish belly of the Divine Wing Legion to chase so slowly, the master is lonely!
Han Yin somewhat understood why the powerful navy of America in his previous life was always playing bumper boats, and there were a lot of accidents.
It's all because there is no strong enemy, from top to bottom, the spirit is too relaxed.
"Well, come here, I'll let Lei Fei come for you, and I'll give you something interesting." ”
After Han Yin finished speaking, he heard a cheer, and a few seconds later, Yao Jia rushed to the cab and grabbed his neck, shaking him around and almost knocking him unconscious.
"Wait, you're going to kill me!"
Han Yin broke free from Yao Jia's embrace, stood up and said to Lei Fei: "When you remodel, you must have installed the liaison device in the Tang Army, don't say you don't know, when my father tackled this project, I put forward a lot of bad ideas on the side." ”
Lei Fei shrugged, pointed to an inconspicuous red button on the co-pilot and said: "Press the button, enter spiritual power, and you will enter the public channel, what you say, as long as the Divine Wing Legion is the airship that opens this thing, anyone who is awake can hear it, I suggest you don't talk nonsense, disaster comes out of your mouth." ”
Hmph, there is also a point-to-point contact method, but you didn't install it on this airship for the sake of secrecy!
Han Yin was too lazy to complain about Lei Fei, quietly entered his spiritual power, pressed the button, and immediately heard a noisy quarrel like a vegetable market.
"Fuck, you rice buckets, you can't even keep up with a law enforcement team's airship, and it is claimed that the ground forbidden army has the final say, and the air god wing army has the final say, so you are not ashamed!
I've lost all my face with you. If Your Majesty blames you, don't blame me for killing you. ”
This is Lei Batian's voice, very crazy and irritable!
"General Lei, it's not our fault, the Silver Fox has been refitted, the new spiritual engine, our airship can't catch up. ”
"Yes, yes, Nie Yun's operation skills are also very good, and she learns things quickly, and many drivers on our side can't play her......"
"! You are embarrassed to say! He is a clerk of the law enforcement team! Do you understand the clerk! How can you let Lao Tzu pretend to beep in front of Bai Yanqiu in the future!
A clerk chick drives an airship to play you around. ”
Lei Batian's temper seemed to be very bad, and this roared again.
Han Yin turned off the button of the public channel, glanced at Lei Fei with some sympathy and said: "This child's education can't rely on beating and yelling, the more he yells, the worse his grades will be." ”
"Who's to say it's not......"
Lei Fei nodded sympathetically, and then came to his senses and scolded: "Your grandfather's, you don't even have a baby, what qualifications do you have to beep here." ”
Han Yin waved his hand impatiently and said, "If you don't want to be killed by your father, just shoot in the back, I won't go to your grave to incense." ”
After Lei Fei left, Han Yin pressed Yao Jia in the co-pilot's seat, leaned into her ear and muttered for a long time.
"Isn't that a little weird?"
"Don't you think your voice is sweet?" Han Yin asked rhetorically.
"Sweet ...... Is it beautiful? That's a strange statement. ”
Yao Jia's expression was a little crying and laughing, but she didn't say anything to refuse.
Han Yin felt that although Nie Yun was beautiful, his voice was a little too sharp (especially when the two were intimate), which was not suitable for this kind of thing. opposite
Yao Jia's voice is very magnetic, it sounds very atmospheric, and it does not seem rude and obscene.
"Did I really say that?"
"Well, didn't you say that life always has to experience something different to be more exciting. If you practice to the point of being invincible in the world, and in the end you don't know anything else except this, isn't your life very boring?"
Through the internal communication of the Silver Fox, almost everyone heard Han Yin's words. But except for Yao Jia, it is difficult for the rest of the people to understand Han Yin's "deviant" thoughts.
Strong = cool, it's almost a consensus. They have not yet realized that developed societies are dimensional.
"Let's get started!"
Han Yin pressed the button on the public channel on the Silver Fox again and activated it, and the sound inside seemed to be even more chaotic than just now.
"The guy who just said that you peeked at Nie Yun taking a bath, don't run away, the brothers will break your third leg when you go back?"
"Eh, I was bragging, can this be counted? Who hasn't bragged yet? ”
"Well, that tongue is going to be cut too. ”
......
Nie Yun, who was driving the airship, shook his body, turned his head to look at Han Yin and said innocently: "I haven't taken a bath over there, isn't there a cleansing charm?"
After saying this, the public channel instantly fell silent.
"Hey, I seem to have heard Nie Yun speak just now!"
"yes, that's the voice. The last time she asked me a question, my bones were crispy, and I couldn't help but ten shots when I went back at night!"
"Hehe, you just blow it, even if it comes out of the Xiuzhen Academy and has been specially practiced, it will kill you if you masturbate ten times a night. ”
The public channel chatted happily about meat jokes again.
Han Yin patted Yao Jia's shoulder speechlessly, signaling her to hurry up.
"Hello everyone, this is the public channel's "City Night Homecoming" program, I am the host Yin Xiaojia.
Coming from the grasslands of the north to the imperial capital, the soaring eagle landed on the ground, and saw the lights of the imperial capital, a completely unfamiliar world, and the previous rules no longer apply.
Do you feel empty?
Or feeling lonely?
Feeling cold in the dead of night from time to time?
Everyone is a city night returnee in Chang'an. ”
Speaking of this, Yao Jia stopped.
"Hey, what is this?"
"I haven't heard of it, but this woman's voice is pretty good. ”
"Eh, isn't Yin Xiaojia the actor in an article serialized in "Imperial Capital Times"?"
"I've seen it, it seems to be a detective, and the protagonist likes to pretend to be beep. ”
"yes, but it's a pity not to open the harem. The protagonist's condition, if it were me, at least four or five girls would have slept with me. ”
"Get rough, I'm a single heroine! I love Xiang Chenhong!"
Yao Jia glanced at Han Yin helplessly, these Qiu Ba, who had read books and had a decent level of knowledge, all had a sullen heart, and went straight to the next three roads after chatting.
"Ahem, ahem, the first time we met, I had a song for everyone. Your goddess Nie Yun, I wish all the soldiers of the Divine Wing Legion to become knights, return with honors, and return to their hometowns with wealth and wealth.
Now I will give this song "It's impossible to miss you" to everyone. ”
Yao Jia looked back at Han Yin again, she had no words to say.
I saw Han Yin take out the golden doll with the "singing" function without changing his face, Yao Jia's face turned pale in an instant, just like Han Yin drove to the gas station in his previous life, but saw someone doing barbecue beside him.
Dear, this puppet will control the actions of the people around him, Nie Yun is still driving an airship! Do you want us to crash?
She hinted frantically with her eyes, and she almost took out the Silver Moon Bow to strangle this bastard!
Han Yin waved his hand at her, took out the Qiankun glass umbrella, pulled out two umbrella bones, and turned them into two thin sticks.
The umbrella surface shrank into a cylindrical shape, and the cyan python turned into a base, and the eyes that should have been cold-blooded and cruel were now with a mournful look
Han Yin cleared his throat and began to sing while beating the drum:
"Sometimes all I need is a song, which makes me feel comfortable;
Forget about queuing, the air is humid, and the clerk is bad;
It was at this time that a rose bloomed in my heart;
At this time, the sun followed.
See the whole city in love!
It's impossible to miss you!
Fate is strange enough, I don't look forward to it, but I want to come!
It's impossible to miss you!
Love is always impatient!
How pleasant!
Feel free!"
The little golden man is just the soundtrack, not the singing.
The music is very cheerful, just like a college freshman who has just come to school and falls in love with a beautiful and generous senior sister who dances lightly and flies.
Han Yin struck the "small drum" turned into a Qiankun glass umbrella while singing enthusiastically, with a vibrant atmosphere.
"Sometimes all you need is a song, and you want to fall in love;
Forget that you are uncomfortable, you will spend a lot of money, and your friends blame you;
At this time, there was a rose that bloomed in my heart!
It was at this time that the rainbow ran out!
That's your smile, your love!
It's impossible to miss you!
Fate is strange enough, I don't look forward to it, but I want to come!
It's impossible to miss you!
Love is always impatient, how pleasant!
Free!
Just when I was in a better mood, I saw dark clouds drifting over!
The shadows of the past make you wander!
I'm not Eros, so I have to try!try!try!
If I don't change you, you'll understand. ”
After the whole song was sung, everyone was stupid!
That's really ...... How can you sing so well!
Yao Jia looked back and glared at Han Yin expressionlessly.
You can still pretend to be a beep like this when you run away during the exercise, it's really ...... It's all tricks to the death.
There is no doubt that Nie Yun is the blooming rose in the hearts of these Qiu Ba.
came to the imperial capital from the wilderness, and suddenly saw the beautiful women who were tender and enchanting to come to their military camp for training, and they met every day, and the sullen Qiu Ba was almost hooked away.
"Okay! Nie Yun is amazing, Nie Yun is our goddess! Mom, I'm in love!"
"Get out, Nie Yun belongs to everyone, not you, Nie Yun, did you hear my voice? I'm Camp Commander Zhang of the Second Battalion!"
"It's decided, I'm going to draw Nie Yun's appearance on the airship, so that I can see her every day. ”
"Stay away, don't copy my ideas. Nie Yun, do you remember, I am very good at drawing, and I painted the white fox logo on the Silver Fox. ”
......
These sullen men don't know where they have gone crooked.
Nima, I sang the song, the host was Yao Jia, what's the matter with Guan Nieyun? Don't you pull the topic on her at every turn, okay!
Han Yin's face turned black with anger, as if he had punched cotton.
"Ahem, ahem, good news for everyone. Whoever can catch up and make a forced landing on the Silver Fox this time, Nie Yun will give her only life-size swimsuit portrait to that person. ”
Yao Jia glanced at Nie Yun, who was operating the airship, with bad intentions.
"But I don't have that kind of thing, do I?"
Nie Yun blushed and said a little confused.
"It's okay, I'll paint it for you on the spot, my technique, you can rest assured. ”
Yao Jia licked her lips and said.
"Brothers, don't talk about it, whoever gets it counts, don't hurt the peace. ”
I don't know who said it, and the public channel fell into complete silence.
Han Yin stroked his forehead in pain, he no longer had the strength to complain about Yao Jia's suffocating operation.