When the wine table is seated, it must be ranked according to seniority. Zhao Changfa's eldest son, Zhao Kai, controls the overall situation. He didn't know that the group of mothers brought by Xiao Ji were of different generations, and it was not convenient for him to ask casually. for

In order to prevent the arrangement of the seat from being in the wrong position, he had to find out the boss of his mother's uncle's family. He thought to himself, and arranged to be given to the eldest of his uncle's family. If something goes wrong, it's also a matter of his uncle's family, so he Zhao

Home has nothing to do with it. So, he walked up to his eldest uncle and whispered to his eldest uncle: "Uncle, you see that I don't know you, and I don't know the size of my generation. Or you as a representative of your mother's family

, come forward to say hello, and arrange for everyone to sit down. ”

When his maternal uncle Zhu Yushang heard this, he hurriedly said to his nephew: "Ah, this table, it's not my turn to arrange it." Because, there is a person who is a generation older than me. After he finished speaking, he hurried

dragged the three scar-eyes and said: "Come on, come on, the person who is here today, how to arrange the table, you can ask Zhu Kaisheng's father's eldest child, he is the oldest elder here." "Zhu Yu

There is nothing wrong with Shang's etiquette. If the three-scar eye is the descendant of Zhu Kaisheng's little wife in Zhu Yushang's mouth, the generation is definitely a generation older than Zhu Yushang. As a result, the three-scar-eyed dog

Fart no, how could he possibly know the upper and lower seats on the table.

You don't know that weddings and funerals held by people in northern Jiangsu are all major events. It doesn't matter if you are an official, a big official, a small official, a lot of money, and a little money. When entering the seat, the upper seat and the lower seat, the escort seat and the second seat are scored, and there are especially

Daintily. Knowledgeable people, look at the direction of the door of the master's hall. Secondly, it depends on how many tables are set up in the hall, the so-called three-phase entrance. In general, if the owner of the house is the main house

The door faces south, and there is only one table in the hall. The gap between the tables is east-west, so the north side is the upper seat, and it is facing the main entrance. The side with its back to the door is the side of the court, and the table is slit in two

The side is secondary.

If the door of the main house is facing east, the table seam is north-south. Then, the one facing the east gate is the main seat. The west side is the escort seat, and the north and south sides of the table are the second seats. Normally

, a table is seated, just look at the gap between the table and the direction of the door. Therefore, people who don't know how to do it generally know that they can never do anything wrong when they do the opposite side of the table seam. Because the table is seamed opposite, all

It belongs to the second seat. No matter how you arrange it, you won't make jokes about getting it wrong.

If there are two tables or three tables in the hall of the host's house. Then you choose to sit opposite the table seam, and it will be embarrassing. Because, the pattern of the upper and lower seats has all changed

。 You said that a seventeen or eighteen-year-old, fledgling hairy boy like Xiao Ji Rong, how can they learn the local culture at these banquets. To put it mildly, growing so big,

I haven't ever done a banquet table. Because my father and mother are here, that is, any wedding and funeral events of relatives in the family are represented by adults. Moreover, the people of Northern Jiangsu spoke, paying special attention to taboos. You like:

Weddings and funerals. In the way that the people of northern Jiangsu are expressed: it is a happy event at the end of the marriage. The replacement of the word mourning is caused by the subtle local culture of the people of northern Jiangsu. You say you, with people

When it comes to weddings and funerals, how unlucky it is! When it comes to weddings and funerals, people subconsciously know what is going on. The difference of one word is full of implicit knowledge of local humanities,

And respect.

Xiao Ji did it, there was nothing, so he ended up with a flexible brain. After listening to Zhu Yushang's words, Xiao Ji suddenly felt that things were not good. Something that even he Xiaoji doesn't understand, three scars

The amount is a difficult brother and brother who are framed together. Where do you know that there are so many rules for sitting at the table to eat? A group of people who are so poor that they have never done the right table, even

I can't tell the difference between the upper and lower seats, and I can talk about arranging for others to sit at the table.

Thinking of this, Xiao Ji took three steps and made two steps, and hurriedly walked in front of Zhu Yushang: "Alas, the eldest brother is polite." It's all my mother's family, so you can arrange the table. For the rest, all

It's a person of the same generation, and if you don't score a sesame soybean, you feel unfamiliar. We don't distinguish between each other, just sit down. Informal, informal, big brother. "Finished

, Xiao Ji rolled his eyes, hurriedly grabbed the three scar eyes, and said to Zhao Kai: "Yao, he is the oldest one among the representatives of his mother's family." You let him sit at the table, and the rest of the people wait for the empty seats

Sit down, don't bother, don't bother!"

In fact, after listening to Zhu Yushang's words, Xiao Ji was not afraid of a person. The three scarheads were immediately dumbfounded when they heard this, and his heart was fluttering, and he couldn't think of any way to use it

Zhu Yushang's words, excuse me. As soon as I heard that Xiao Ji was doing to relieve himself, the hanging heart finally let go. He didn't ask Zhao Kai if he agreed, so he took the initiative to come to Zhao Kai and say

"Okay then, if you go to the table, you will take the table." Hurry up and sit down, if I don't sit at the table, how can others be seated! It's not early, and tomorrow will be tomorrow. Needless to say, polite words,

Eldest sister monk, hurry up!"

Let him be a seat, not at all modest, and urge him to be a seat. As the son of the Zhao family, he has no less knowledge than anyone else. The mother-in-law in front of me

Family, isn't it a little self-righteous! Zhao Kai thought so in his heart, but he couldn't say it. So, the three scar-eyes rightfully made the table. On the other hand, that's it

Zhu Yushang, the real uncle of his mother's family.

Because there was a little old-timer sitting at the table, Zhu Yushang, as an escort, had to unscrew the cap of the wine bottle and pour wine for the three scars himself. If it weren't for the three scar eyes, he cried for a while

Son, at today's banquet, Zhu Yushang is the real master of the table. People are veritable big brothers in their mother's family, and the old woman who has passed away is the relationship between sisters and brothers. Three scars

The eye is a ball, a poor bastard who can't eat.

You see, at the banquet, from time to time to give the three scars the eyes of the vegetables. Happy with three scar eyes, happy as if entering a fairyland on earth. After three glasses of wine, he lowered his feet and bowed his head. It was he who was lifted up

For the first time in my life. Therefore, he is almost unable to distinguish between southeast and northwest. Holding a wine glass, he said to his eldest uncle Zhu Yushang: "Alas, eldest uncle, master, can we two change it."

, change the position! What is the upper seat and the lower seat. There's food at that table, so I'll sit on it. Isn't there a difference between four sides of a table? Even if I have three scars

What can you do if you sit on the wrong seat? As long as you don't eat less food and drink less wine, you'll be fine! I look at my uncle, you, yours, no, it seems to be restrained. Sit there, as long as you have your arms

It's long, and you can eat it with chopsticks. Ahh He did what he wanted and said what was in his heart, but he frightened the eldest young master of the Zhao family.

Because, the table of the past, boxy. There was no disc in the middle, and there was no large round table that you see now. When a dish is served, some people are fat and thin, and some people pick three or four. Eat

The dishes on other people's tables, you have to stretch your own arms. As soon as the three scar-eyes spoke, Zhu Yushang hurriedly moved the dishes in front of his table to the three-scar-eyed side: "Oh, brother, no."

lived. The dish was served a little slowly, and I couldn't keep up with the relatives. Come on, come on, we have food on this table, just serve it. Although Zhu Yushang smiled quietly, he looked at it

Three Scareyes and others, but in their hearts, they feel ashamed that there is such a guy in their mother's family who doesn't know what to do.

At this moment, Zhao Kai, the eldest son of the Zhao family, is coming to their table to toast. At first glance, the eldest uncle Zhu Yushang personally served the plate and hurriedly put down the wine glass in his hand. Three with a smile on his face

Scar-Eye said, "Ahh How can I let my uncle do it. I'll move the dishes a bit, but you can sit down at the table and enjoy it slowly!"

Then put vegetables in the bowl of the three scars. Watching Xiao Ji engage in this group of mother's family, Zhu Yushang really didn't feel good in his heart.

One by one, like a hungry tiger pounced on food, devouring the food statue, which made Zhao Kai unbearable. He didn't dare to look at Zhu Yushang, because his nephew Zhao Kai knew that his uncle was talking and acting

Stop, suave. Eat and drink tea, meticulously detailed. But how can these mothers' families be like this: there is no standing statue, no sitting statue, and no eating appearance. I thought so in my heart

, In front of his uncle, Zhao Kai still left with his head bowed. Because, he really can't look at it anymore.

The other people who accompanied Xiao Ji and the others to dine together simply put down their chopsticks and stared at them tightly. In particular, his mother's brother-in-law, Zhu Yushang, his face became heavy. Because, he

The Zhu family had never seen such a starving ghost reincarnated person. He suddenly had doubts in his heart, he really couldn't think of the old Zhu family, and there were such descendants. He was upset

, I couldn't help but ask: "May I ask the little uncle of Zhu Kaisheng's father's family, where is he high now?" He quietly observed the three scar eyes. Frowning brows: It's weird

, Zhu Kaisheng's father's family has been wealthy for generations, and his family has a lot of money. How can there be such an uneducated, ugly-looking offspring. Wouldn't it be an insult to the face of the Zhu family's wealthy family.

Seeing this, Sanscar asked, he was not afraid of what he said wrong. Maybe it's the wine that makes people brave. Without thinking, he replied: "Hehe, you ask me where I am high, you have to."

Promise me first, and you won't be afraid. After speaking, he picked up the wine glass, walked up to his mother-in-law Zhu Yushang and said, "Come, I'll toast you three glasses first." Then, you give me back three more glasses. we

Two of you, after three glasses of wine, I can tell you, where to get rich, do you say it's okay?"

When Zhu Yushang heard this, he felt sad. I thought to myself: My sister passed away yesterday, and my mother's family is immersed in great grief. As a person older than her, you don't feel distressed

Although there is a big age difference between you and me, how can people who are mourning eat, drink, and laugh and talk freely, isn't it disrespectful to my sister?

, The wine is drunk so freely, as a member of the mother's family, don't you have a little sympathy and sadness in your heart! So, Zhu Yushang felt that this group of mother's family members behaved strangely, Yu Zhu

The family is out of place. It's not like yes, come proud of the nobility.

So, he raised his glass and said, "Okay, I promise you three glasses first, and you will return me three glasses." Next, tell me where to go up. Here's what I want to tell you, though: I

The people of Zhujiabao are all people who have seen the world. What kind of wind and waves have you never seen? Even if you say it, I will not be afraid, even if I have three heads and six arms, which are unparalleled in the world, I can only be for my Zhu family

People are proud of their achievements. As he spoke, he poured a full glass of wine and raised it above his head. Before he could speak, he saw the three scarred eyes raise their wine glasses as if they were fighting.

"Hahaha, refreshing, I like to drink with a cheerful person like you!" After speaking, he raised his neck and took a sip of wine. Immediately after, he began to pick up again

Pour the second cup, just as I want to continue to drink it with my neck tilted. Zhu Yushang waved his hand at him, and stopped him with a top hat and said, "I'm sorry, it's not too late for you to finish my words!"

This first glass of wine is not a toast to you. Don't you know that the dead are greater? So, my first glass of wine, toast the soul of my big sister who returned to the West yesterday, and wish her all the way

Let's go!" After saying that, he respectfully poured the wine on the ground, and then he poured a second glass of wine, and said to the three scars, "I'm sorry, now I start toasting you with this glass of wine, though."

I don't know what to call you, but you're an elder, so I have to call you uncle. Come, I'll do it first!" he raised his head, tilted his neck, and drank a glass of wine.

Three-Scar-Eye: "Hey, that's right. Come, do it! Drink with people like you, I'm comfortable! Let's be born and cooked again, and we will take care of each other in the future. Immediately afterward, he followed

Renew your own bottle of wine. The two of them went back and forth until three glasses of wine, and Zhu Yushang knew that he would spit out the truth after drinking. It seems that no one can tell the truth without getting these people drunk. The three scarred eyes swayed

, Zhu Yushang knew that the time had come. Then he opened his mouth and asked: "Uncle, now you should tell me that you will be rich there, right?" Don't worry, just say it, Sensei is worried about scaring your eldest nephew."

None of our people in Zhujiabao are soft eggs. With that, he continued to pour wine for Three Scar's Eyes.

"Come on, uncle, you are today, as long as you give face to your eldest nephew, I will stand and drink with you, and stand and pour you wine. Make sure you are well fed and drunk. "Speaking, Zhu Yushang is really

Standing. For a while, he wanted to know as soon as possible what the three-eyed man was doing. Zhu Kaisheng is the same generation as his grandfather. And the posterior in front of him keeps claiming to be

Descendants of Zhu Kaisheng. With such a virtuous demeanor, I really don't dare to compliment.

Three Scar's eyes were red, and although his mouth was long-winded and his tongue was not straight, he knew in his heart that he was here to eat and drink. So, he muttered, "Hey, what's there."

It's so embarrassing, isn't it just the same as the Ugin bandits? It's just that the difference is: they rob, while our brothers rely on cheating. How's that, are you afraid?" said

Finish, hahaha laughs.

Xiao Ji, who was at the other table, heard that the three scarred eyes were so outspoken, and hurriedly ran over to cover for him: "Ah, you've drunk too much Rory, you can't speak clearly."

Chu: Isn't it just that your father is a big official in a foreign country? When you meet your own relatives, you can't tell lies, and you know that your own family members are big officials, which is a good thing. Don't always

I am afraid that my relatives and friends will come to your door and ask you to do things, so I will talk nonsense and say that I am similar to bandits. Although there is only one way for officials and bandits, the real bandits cannot be officials

The house is on a par. As soon as you drink too much, you will make up nonsense and spoil yourself, there is no need. You tell them that they come from a family of big officials, and I guarantee that no one here will go to your house to do business.

After saying that, Xiao Ji slapped the mouth of the three scarred eyes with his hand, intending to make him gag his mouth.

When the three scars saw Xiao Ji, their minds suddenly cleared up a lot: "Oh, hehe, do you really dare to guarantee that they know that our family is an official, so no one will come to the door?

Well, then I'll tell my uncle: The old man of our family is a big official. Hmmm......" The three scarred eyes burped and swallowed the wine back into their stomachs

Zili. He finally understood that if he hadn't come over to the round if Xiao Ji hadn't come over, he would have been exposed. So, he lay his head on the table and began to get into the drunken mold

Style. Because he knew that if he continued to drink so, elbow and armpit trouble was about to happen to him.

Due to Xiao Ji's timely appearance, Zhu Yushang listened to Xiao Ji's conversation with Yu Sanscar's eyes, and felt reasonable. Why, sometimes large families give birth to children and grandchildren, no

It's a loser, it's stupid. A person like Three Scareyes is really not sure that he is a descendant of a big official. Therefore, Zhu Yushang found a reason to convince himself. Own this

The person at the table is this virtue, and what about the other few people at the table, Zhu Yushang wants to explore the truth.

So, he picked up his glass and left the table where Three Scar-Eyes was seated. went straight to Xiao Ji's table and toasted one by one. I don't know if I don't see it, I came to the little bandit table and took a look, a cup and a plate wolf

By this, what dishes are swept away. My God, when did such a relative appear in Zhujiabao? It is no different from the poor Huazi on the street! The more Zhu Yushang looks at it, the more he is not nourishing

taste, I originally wanted to toast to show politeness. I saw that this group of people had three wrong views, and the five elements lacked water. He felt that something was wrong, so he left the living room quietly and went to Zhao Changfa

to discuss.

Anyway, Xiao Ji has been doing it since he sat down to eat. The whole line of sight has never left the person of Zhu Yushang, the eldest uncle of the mother's family. Otherwise, how would he know that Three-Scar-Eyes was leaking! or

Xu, it's because of being a thief. Or maybe Xiao Ji is a goblin who is usually a goblin, and he has formed a habit. pretending to be his mother's family, then Zhu Yushang is the real mother's family. True and false Lee

Ghosts sit at the same table, how can he not worry. It's good that they have a lot of brothers and sisters, otherwise, as soon as Xiao Ji made them appear in Zhao Changfa's mansion, they would show their fox tails. So

Until he saw Zhu Yushang leaving quietly, Xiao Ji whispered to the people around him: "Quick, if you don't leave, something will definitely happen." See, my uncle, left the table and went to the backyard

。 That guy isn't a fuel-efficient lamp, get out of here. After speaking, he looked around and slowly retreated to the gate. Then, Ichiroku turned around and came to the big tree that tied the horse

。 Quickly untie the rope and jump onto the horse.

"Driving", Xiao Ji waved the horsewhip, slapped the horse's ass, and urged the horse to flee......

The little minions who followed him saw Xiao Ji riding away on horseback, and made excuses one by one. Some said to go to the kitchen to wash their faces, some said it was convenient to go out, and some said that they drank too much and went out to breathe. total

More than a dozen people walked away.

The second big mouth came to the door, watched Xiao Ji go away, and he also waved his horsewhip and galloped wildly.

Immediately afterwards, the three scarred eyes, the five unkind, and the six are not easy, and they are on the horse one by one, following closely behind.

Xiao Ji, who was at the forefront, turned around. Originally, he wanted to be the last one to go. I'm afraid that these guys, thinking about good food and drink, are reluctant to leave. That's why I can't

Don't go first. Because he knew that as soon as he left, all the remaining people would fall and scatter. Sure enough, as soon as the brothers watched him go, his spiritual pillar was gone. Bad ideas

Xiao Ji made it. This guy has a bad stomach and a lot of intestines. As long as he chooses to escape, whoever falls will definitely be unlucky. You say, who would dare to stay here any longer.

Not far away, a few people looked back at the movement: obediently knocking on the ground, but it's amazing. Zhao Changfa and their house, torches lit in front of the house and behind the house. People are holding torches one by one

, looking for the whereabouts of Xiao Ji and others everywhere. There were even people who threw guns into the sky. It is conceivable that Zhao Changfa and his family are going to be angry. You say everything is a fake, this dead man

There are also people who come out to pretend to be at the funeral, which is simply outrageous.

looked at Zhao Changfa and their family, and shouted five and six. The noise alarmed the neighbors. The second big mouth rode on the horse, and drunkenly said to Xiao Ji: "Xiao Ji, you are really special."

After two moments, why did you come up with such a bad trick, rubbing the food of other people's dead, you are really lacking in virtue. Before he could finish speaking, he "groaned" and burped. belching,

Riding on a horse swaying from side to side, as if he was about to fall.

Liuyi listened to the words of the second big mouth, and sneered: "Hmph, I said that your second big mouth is really good at saying cool things." At the beginning, you didn't believe that Xiao Ji had wine and food, so let us fill our stomachs.

At this time, he was full of wine and food, and put himself on the moral high ground. Aren't you singing on a high note? I am not easy to be different from you, ungrateful. Shang Ruo is not Xiao Ji to make the master

Well, we're still hungry. The Wujindang bandits are not happy with big fish and meat. The next time I come out to fight the tooth sacrifice, you can't leave me behind. Because, I don't care what

Should it not be. If you are full of food and drink, you can be worthy of your own hundreds of pounds. ”

However, the three scar eyes will be a little obedient, and along the way, they will run back on horseback, and they dare not come out. For he knew that if it weren't for them, they would have gone fast. Perhaps, they were all caught

Where's it. That mother's uncle, Zhu Yushang, has a very elven brain. It can be said that he and Xiao Ji are two people who are not separated, and they are both known for their two baht. So, he urged the horse to come to Xiao Ji's side

He said, "Xiao Ji, thanks to you today, brothers. I said that I leaked my mouth, and I almost hurt everyone, but you reacted quickly and relieved me. ”

Xiao Ji sneered: "It's not that I react quickly, but people are smarter than you, don't you know? In the future,

Each of you sweeps the snow in front of the door, and I don't want to be with brainless people. In that case, I don't know how to die. Xiao Ji was proud, thinking that these people couldn't be helped

Adou, only himself, is outstanding.