Chapter 96: I'll Make You Small
The Wu brothers watched Sang Ping and Uncle Cheng sign a rental contract.
Guo Zhengjun went to the house to get the money, only to see that his parents did not see his daughter-in-law and younger brother, and after asking, he learned that Sang Lili went to the village chief's house to answer a phone call and hurriedly took Guo Xiaojun to his parents' house.
Feeling that things were not good, Guo Zhengjun took the money and ran to Uncle Cheng's house.
"Brother Ping, go back quickly, there seems to be something going on at home." Guo Zhengjun reported to his brother-in-law, "Lili and Xiaojun have already passed." ”
Sang Ping quickly put away the contract, said hello to Uncle Cheng, and drove back to Mulberry Village.
There was nothing major at home, but an uninvited guest came - Wu Lanlan.
Wu Lanlan knelt in front of Yu Sheng, crying and begging her to take her in. Yu Sheng was even frightened, but he couldn't get rid of her. She had no choice but to ask Qingzi to hurry up and call Sang Ping, who was far away in Xiayu Village, back to deal with this unreasonable woman.
Sang Lili answered the phone, and without saying hello to Sang Ping, she came with Guo Xiaojun.
Guo Xiaojun and Sang Qing worked together to pull Wu Lanlan out. Sang Lili was about to greet her with a stick, but was stopped by Yu Sheng.
It doesn't matter if Wu Lanlan is broken, if she and Sang Lili have a mistake during the pull, it will be a big sin.
Seeing Sang Ping come back, Yu Sheng was relieved. However, in the next second, when she saw Wu Lanlan pounce into Sang Ping's arms, her face was instantly filled with anger.
"Wu Lanlan, your shamelessness is no comparison!"
Sang Ping was thrown into his arms before he could figure out the situation when he entered the door.
He pushed Wu Lanlan away: "Wu Lanlan, you have something to say." ”
"Woo woo woo-" Wu Lanlan cried so sadly, and before she could say a word, she wanted to plunge into Sang Ping's arms.
Sang Ping was caught off guard just now, he was already on guard now, where would she succeed again.
He warned in a cold voice: "Wu Lanlan, you have something to say." If you do that, don't blame me for being rude! ”
Wu Lanlan cried with a handful of snot and tears: "Ping, I have no way out!" My brother sold me to an old bachelor! ”
Sang Ping was relieved.
Now he understood where the Wu brothers' money came from - Wu Champion and Wu Yajun betrayed their sister.
Sang Ping said in disgust: "This has nothing to do with me, what are you looking for our family to get." ”
Wu Lanlan stepped forward and looked at him with teary eyes, "I don't want to follow that old bachelor, I just want to follow you!" Before you come back, I'll tell Sister Sheng, the house we built is so big, you can make room for me......"
"Wait, who told you!" Yu Sheng interrupted her, "You are shameless, when others are like you!" If you don't have a place to live, I don't mind calling 110 for you and the police will take you to jail! ”
Wu Lanlan's cry was terrible, overshadowing Yu Sheng's voice.
She was a little reserved when she wasn't married before, but after being sold by her two brothers, she was completely shameless.
She begged Sang Ping with all her might: "Ping, I'll make you small!" Just take me! I don't want to marry that old bachelor! I'll follow you wherever you go in the future! ”
"Dream on, you." Syllable! Sang Ping slapped her face with a big-eared scraper and directly slapped her in silence. "Are you awake?"
Syllable!
Sangping slapped the other half of her face again.
Sang Lili was overjoyed to see it, "Wu Lanlan, if I hadn't taken care of my stomach, I would have slapped you in the face a long time ago!" You don't deserve to give my third brother shoes, and you still want to make him small! I look down on this and look down on that every day, let me tell you, my sister-in-law is more competitive than you, at least she found a man who is willing to accept her. You, hurry up and send yourself to the door, a, who rarely wants you! ”
"Lili, we've been in a relationship for a decade or two, and you're just watching my brother and them push me into the fire pit!" Wu Lanlan cried helplessly and unwillingly.
"Don't blame me. Before, your brother told you a few kisses, and you didn't look down on the good ones, but now they are selling you, you know it's uncomfortable. I knew why I had to do it in the first place. Sang Lili said irritably, "Hurry up, don't come to my third sister-in-law!" Get out of here, get out of here, get this slut out of here! ”
Wu Lanlan broke the jar and fell, "Believe it or not, I crashed to death here!" ”
"You bump, you bump." Sang Lili found a place for her to bump into, "I haven't lived a good life, I haven't lived in a big house, I haven't put on good clothes and shoes, I don't believe you are willing to hit your head and die." ”
Wu Lanlan didn't dare in the end.
"If you want to die, you give me death, stay away. No one will pity you here. Sangping carried her and threw her outside the courtyard gate.
The courtyard door was shut.
Wu Lanlan rushed to the door and slapped the door panel hard.
Bang bang bang.
"Ping, you can do it, take me in!"
Wu Lanlan was very noisy outside the door. The neighbors came out to see the excitement. This is good, I know that there are women who are in a hurry to make Sang Ping small.
Where can Yu Sheng endure this breath.
"Aoko, go and open the door for me."
Yu Sheng went to the toilet and carried a dung bucket out, and followed Qingzi to the gate of the courtyard.
Aoko opened the door and hurriedly hid in front of the door.
Yu Sheng picked up the bucket and poured a bucket of dung on Wu Lanlan.
There is no place on Wu Lanlan's face that is not harmful, and the smell is stinking all over her body. She was so smoky by the sudden stench that she couldn't say a word, even though she was full of angry scolding to say, her mouth couldn't help but vomit on the spot.
She stopped screaming or crying, and all she could make was vomit.
Yu Sheng carried the empty bucket and said coldly: "I see how many faces you have to pick up our family's fat water!" ”
The people in the courtyard flocked to the door to see the excitement.
Wu Lanlan sat slumped outside the courtyard gate in embarrassment, except for the fat water of the Sang family, which was her vomit.
Sang Lili was happy, "Run over and disgust us, look at my third sister-in-law disgusting you!" If you come again, I'll greet you with these pickled things, anyway, we want as many as we want, it depends on whether you have enough clothes to change! ”
Sang Ping took the dung bucket from Yu Sheng's hand and motioned to Qingzi, "Close the door." ”
Sang Qing closed the door tightly, plugged in the deadbolt, and withdrew from the courtyard gate with his nose pinched with one hand.
"Smoke me!"
"Look at your hypocrisy." Sangping then gave him a difficult task. "I'll go wash the door later."
Sang Qing pinched his nose and said, "Stinky! ”
Sang Ping: "I've spoiled you during this time, haven't I?" Why didn't it stink when you cleaned the pigsty for Junko's house before? No matter how stinky it is, it comes out of your body! ”
Qingzi said depressedly: "How do you know that it's me alone!" ”
Yu Sheng's stomach is really angry. She used Wu Lanlan as a negative teaching material and taught Yun Nier a hard lesson, "Yun Nier, if you are like her in the future, I will not let you enter this house again!" ”
It was the first time for Winier to see her aunt so angry, and she was a little frightened.
"We're good boys." Sang Ping'an soothed Yu Sheng, "You see you scared the child." What if you scare the one in your stomach out of the way? ”
Yu Sheng cried and laughed: "Don't dare to come out, let him stay in and hide for a while!" ”