Chapter 699: The big guys are like this

After listening to the fat man's words, Huang Shaohong laughed angrily, I don't have a clue here, you have three ways.

"Okay, talk about all these three ways of yours, I don't think it can be done, if you dare to tease me, then I'll play with you!"

Huang Shaohong originally planned to go back and ask Natasha to help formulate the plan of action, but when he heard the fat man say this, he couldn't help but be interested, and planned to hear his method first!

However, when he spoke, he had a funny smile on his face, and his hands were clenched into fists to make a bone-clicking sound, and he had a threatening expression.

The fat man pretended to be scared and said:

"Believe it or not, if you touch me, you have to support me for the rest of my life?"

Huang Shaohong hurriedly stopped: "The consequences are too terrible, I can't afford to raise a pig!" ”

"Hey, I'm going to turn my face when I'm called a pig!"

"Okay Paige!"

After the two finished laughing and farting, the fat man said seriously:

"In fact, according to the current routine of online articles, this situation can be solved in three ways: good, evil, good and evil!"

Huang Shaohong looked incredulous, spewed out a puff of cigar smoke, and then said: "Don't lie to me, I also read online articles, why haven't I heard these names you say, and they are both good and evil, why don't you say Huang Laoxi!" ”

"Don't make trouble, this is my own summary, it is the normal route of taking the online text, that is, the most secure development route through Dragon Ball now, after entering the Dragon Ball world, first find the turtle immortal apprentice, use **magazine, **videotape, tempt him, be loyal and honest, and apprentice steadily!"

Huang Shaohong took a sip: "You are all ****, where did you come from to be loyal and honest, I think it's a treacherous and loyal!" ”

"You have to find a way to solve this yourself, anyway, it's written in the online article, I don't care if I kill it or bury it!"

The fat man waved his hand irresponsibly, ignored the bug in his words, and then continued to beep:

"After some diligent study and hard training, after you have combat power, you can go to find the Dragon Ball, like a divine dragon and make a wish for immortality!"

Huang Shaohong looked confused: "I want to get the blood of the gods, what do you want to live forever?" ”

The fat man looked at the fool with an expression and said, "Stupid, when you are immortal, there is time to get the Dragon Ball again to make a wish, and you don't set a time!" ”

Speaking of which, Huang Shaohong also thought about it, but of course he wouldn't make any wishes for immortality, because he had already solved this problem.

By making a wish to the dragon and getting a bottle of the blood of the gods, this thing will definitely be done, but it is not easy to see the dragon once, just to complete the task is a bit of a waste!

Huang Shaohong still has N wishes to say to Shenlong!

He shook his head: "What if you don't use the dragon to make a wish?" ”

"Then it's okay to challenge the gods openly, when you have enough combat power, go to Kalinta to accept the guidance of the cat immortals to continue your studies, you can follow the development route of the protagonists in the original plot, as long as you practice to the strength of Xiaolin in the later stage, the gods are not your opponents!"

Huang Shaohong nodded: "Say the second method!" ”

At this time, Feng Wanxian brought two cups of coffee to the two of them, and the fat man quickly got up and took it, thanked him again and again, and the former was called by his sister-in-law and smiled, and his attitude towards him was much better.

When Feng Wanxian returned to the kitchen, the fat man continued:

"Let's talk about both good and evil first, it's relatively simple, the so-called good and evil means that the means don't seem to be very upright, but it's not a crooked way!"

Huang Shaohong nodded: "Say it and listen to it!" ”

"Just eat soft rice, the more you go in, find a way to soak in Bulma, then all the problems will be solved, the requirement is that you must be handsome, the more handsome you are, the easier it is to succeed!"

"Huh......" The fat man smiled evilly: "You are more qualified for this appearance!" ”

Huang Shaohong was puzzled: "Soak in Bulma to get the blood of the gods?" ”

"Have you ever seen Dragon Ball?" The fat man looked at Huang Shaohong with disgust:

"Boomer is a super genius, she invented the Dragon Ball Radar, she can help the protagonist find the Dragon Balls, and she also invented a shrinking watch that can shrink itself, doesn't it sound like Marvel's Ant-Man? Even if it's different from Ant-Man, the protagonist can give her some advice if he wants to travel through the past! ”

"That Ant-Man doesn't appear in the Dragon Ball world every minute!"

"In addition, with Boomer's genius, what Iron Man, cosmic mecha, it's not a dream, and you can also study the gravity room, so that when the protagonist cultivates martial arts, he can improve his cultivation as soon as possible!"

Huang Shaohong nodded again and again when he heard this, this is similar to his previous development route in the mission world, take the scientific and technological route!

However, he developed in the mission world with rote science and technology, and the most powerful things he came up with were the beam cannons and antimatter cannons on the spaceship.

As long as the former has enough energy, he has the power to destroy the earth, but he wants the blood of the gods to destroy the earth!

In addition, he got a satellite, a spaceship, not to mention the gods, even if the turtle immortal stood on the ground, a turtle faction qigong was also solved!

But Bulma is different, he is a genius inventor and scientist, plus a super powerful scientist father, what he wants to study is not a matter of hand.

It's not a difficult thing to use technology to improve combat power!

The fat man continued: "Besides, Bulma has invented a time machine, so there is no need to say much about this function...... Therefore, Bulma has it in hand, I have it in the world, and it is not difficult to get the blood of the gods with her help! ”

Huang Shaohong nodded again and again, but after thinking about it, it was wrong: "Although your method is good, what if the protagonist travels to the middle and late stages of Dragon Ball!" ”

The fat man spread his hands: "Then don't think about any tasks, there are too many battles in the later stage, and you will be cannon fodder casually, so let's think about how to protect yourself first, and what is the strength of Piccolo and Tianshen in the later stage?" And they have also become friends with protagonists such as Sun Wukong, and it is too late to move them in terms of force and technology, so it is better to wash and sleep! ”

Huang Shaohong was noncommittal and asked, "What about the third plan you mentioned?" ”

"The third plan is 'evil', that is, the villain route, of course, you must have a certain strength in the early stage, and you must be able to climb Kalinta!"

"When the Piccolo Great Demon King is wreaking, I will go with Little Wukong to see the gods and kill people!"

"Murderous?" Huang Shaohong seemed to understand the fat man's thoughts.

Zhao Xiaobei said with a smile: "Yes, it is to blame the Piccolo Great Demon King for the misery of the living beings on the gods, who let it be the evil thoughts that he splits from, and then force him to commit suicide, because as soon as the gods die, the Great Demon King will also die out, this reason is above board!" ”

"In the comics, the gods are full of guilt and have the heart to die, as long as he pushes the boat so smoothly, eighty percent of him can commit suicide!"

"When the time comes, as long as he dies, Piccolo will also perish, and the crisis on Earth will be lifted, and you can still get his blood, killing two birds with one stone!"

Huang Shaohong glanced at the fat man deeply: "I didn't expect you to be so yin!" ”

"Damn, is the fat man like that? Isn't this the plot of the routine network! ”

As the two were talking, the fat man's mobile phone rang, and the guy answered the phone with a smile, and then said with a smile: "Honey, I'm at a friend's house, you can come over too, it's okay, it's not troublesome for brothers!" ”

As he spoke, he told the other party the address of Feng Wanxian's house.

Huang Shaohong frowned: "Not Xiaoice?" ”

He felt that something was wrong, the phone was clearly not Bai Xiaoice's voice, the fat man said so ambiguously, there was a problem here!

Before five minutes came, the doorbell rang, and the fat man ran to open the door with a smile on his face, and greeted a woman with a fancy personality.

Feng Wanxian also heard the movement and walked out of the kitchen: "Who is coming!" ”

The fat man hurriedly introduced: "Sister-in-law, this is my girlfriend, Sasha, Sasha call sister-in-law, that's my buddy Huang Shaohong!" ”

Huang Shaohong nodded with a straight face, but Feng Wanxian beckoned people to sit down quickly, saying that the meal would start in a while.

The man named Sasha saw that the villa was elegantly decorated, and the furnishings were all valuable, and he knew that the fat man's friend was not ordinary, and he was very polite in his words, and after saying hello, he took off his coat and rolled up his sleeves to help in the kitchen!

When he sat down again, Huang Shaohong asked, "Are you separated from Xiaoice?" ”

The fat man sneered: "No, isn't this the red flag at home does not fall, the colorful flags fluttering outside, Xiaoice has returned to her hometown for a while, don't tell her, I am just such a person outside, or just met!" ”

After he finished speaking, he smiled and said: "This girl and Xiaoice have two personalities, old and gentle, can make me find a different feeling, of course, my favorite is Xiaoice, this is just a transfer, a transfer!" ”

Huang Shaohong felt that Bai Xiaoice's girl was good, and wanted to say a few words about the fat man, but after thinking about it, he was also this virtue, and it seemed that he was not a thing than a fat man.

Yes, it's all a raccoon dog, don't talk about the eldest brother, the second brother, both of them are similar.

The atmosphere was not bad during the meal, this meal could be regarded as a joy for the guests and hosts, and it could be seen that the fat man's girlfriend did not look like a rich family, and she spoke to Feng Wanxian and Huang Shaohong with a flattering tone.

Feng Wanxian said kindly: "Let's not be so polite, you and Zhao Fatzi are friends, then we are not outsiders!" ”

Zhao Xiaobei also said yes again and again, asking Sasha to let go of some things and not be so restrained.

When he was full of wine and food, the fat man took his girlfriend up to say goodbye, and when he left, he also ordered a bottle of red wine that Feng Wanxian had stored here, and was kicked by Huang Shaohong with a smile.

When she went to bed at night, Feng Wanxian was still puzzled and asked Huang Shaohong: "Zhao Fatzi turned out to be the object?" ”

"No, that's the main palace, this is a new nobleman!"

"Phew, you men don't have every good thing, don't everyone want to be emperors!"

Huang Shaohong has the heart to fight back, but he lacks confidence, so he has to bear it!

The next day, Feng Wanxian resumed her daily work, and Huang Shaohong opened the plane portal and went to various worlds to accompany his wife.

The focus is, of course, Selina in the 'Night Legend World', she is pregnant with Huang Shaohong's only bone and blood at present, of course, the current situation shows that he only plans to have such a first.

In the original plot, the vampire's pregnancy is not much different from that of a normal person, but the little girl in Serena's belly is obviously not so ordinary.

This little girl not only inherited the powerful genes of Huang Shaohong and Selina, but also got a huge benefit from using angel blood to remove the 'dark power' of vampires.

Probably because of this, the fetus matures slowly, and according to the doctors in the vampire castle, Selina will not want to give birth to the child in a few years.

This news made Selina extremely depressed, but Huang Shaohong was happy to see it, and happily explained to the vampire wife:

"In our Chinese mythology, the big people are like this, the longer the pregnancy proves that the fetus is stronger!"

The vampire's worship of power exists in the bones, and Selina hurriedly asked what powerful existence is like this.

For this Huang Shaohong, it's just a mouthful:

"In our Chinese mythology, an amazing immortal is your so-called god, the name 'Three Altars Haihui Great God' surnamed Li Ming Nazha, his wife was pregnant for three years and six months when she was pregnant with him, and the achievements of the people are awesome, a fire-tipped spear vibrates the three realms and six realms!"

Serena's eyes lit up when she heard this, and she couldn't help but be excited when she thought that her future child would be so powerful, and hurriedly asked, "Who else, who else?" ”

Huang Shaohong waved his hand: "Don't worry, this is only the one with the lowest strength and achievements, and there is also a one called Monkey King, born and raised, conceived in a divine stone, that has been conceived since the birth of the universe, how long have you been pregnant, and that strength ...... Havoc in the Heavenly Palace! ”

He told Sun Dasheng about his awesome achievements again, Selina's eyebrows fluttered, and he asked, "Is there anything more powerful?" ”

"Yes, Pangu God, the supreme existence of the world-opening in our Chinese mythology is almost a symbol of invincibility, and his old man was conceived in chaos before the opening of the sky, and I don't know how many trillions of yuan will be born!"

He immediately explained the concept of Yuanhui to the vampire wife.

As soon as Selina heard that the One Yuan Society would take 129,600 years, it would take so long, and she hurriedly shook her head: "It's too long, it's too long, our baby just needs to be as powerful as that god!" ”

After she finished speaking, she asked curiously: "By the way, what happened to these powerful existences, they must be very happy with such a strong strength, right?" I want our baby to be not only strong, but also happy! ”

"Of course, this is what every parent wants, and so do I, what about the three great gods, who later ......"

Huang Shaohong was halfway through speaking, and his originally bright smile instantly froze on his face, and this strong man didn't seem to be doing very well.

Who cut the bones to return the father to the flesh to the mother, and finally used the lotus body to be on the god list, driven by the heavenly court, it can be said that the body is gone and cannot be free.

Sun Dasheng was pressed under the Five Elements Mountain for five hundred years, and then came out and was put on a tight mantra, made the East Transmission of Buddhism, protected the flag of the golden cicada to learn scriptures from the West, and finally went to Lingshan to work, and became the Buddha's fight to defeat the Buddha and fight? Just listen to the name and know that it is a dozen hands, and it is even more unfree!

In the end, after the great god of Pangu opened the world, he incarnated all things and died.

None of them ended well!

Selina saw that the child's father was speechless for a long time, and couldn't help urging: "Why don't you speak, are they happy?" ”

Huang Shaohong touched Selina's belly: "Good, let's be a girl, what are we comparing with those old men, let's not wait so long, let's have a maternity plan in the month!" ”

After Serena checked the resumes of these three gods on the Internet, she chased Huang Shaohong and beat him in the castle for two pairs, which made the vampires led by Amelia and the werewolves led by Lucian stunned, is pregnant women so terrible!