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"Did you hear that? The Bull Demon King was killed, and his head was abandoned in the wilderness, and his body was missing. ”
"It is said that the Queen Mother held a peach banquet, so that the god of food went down to earth to study new dishes, and the Bull Demon King was slaughtered, and after being selected into the recipe, he was coerced away and disappeared."
"There will be no fake, I saw it with my own eyes. The god of food is a woman who looks better than Chang'e, wearing a neat white short skirt, and the kitchen knife in her hand is made by Lao Jun with Jiutian Xuantie, weighing 9,600 catties. Her cultivation is thorough, and she is much better than Erlang. That day, as soon as she went down to earth, she met the Bull Demon King, and when she saw the hunt, she was happy, and she scolded 'Oh, good head meat'.
Anyway, holding a kitchen knife, bullying forward, a kitchen knife flew up and down, the killing of the Bull Demon King was soft and numb, defeated and retreated, and finally had to show his original form desperately, who knew that the God of Food was waiting for this moment, at the moment when the Bull Demon King showed his original form, the knife fell, and a huge bull's head was cut off like chopping melons and vegetables......"
"It's fragrant, the meat skewers are really fragrant. After the God of Food and his party tried the dishes with the Bull Demon King, they discarded a lot of grilled meat skewers, and I snatched one of them. I have to say, it's really a rare delicacy in the Three Realms, eat a bite of that meat skewer, your soul will fly, it's like there are many calves licking you, that taste, you won't change it for a Jade Emperor! ”
"It is said that when the god of food cooks, the colorful light rises to the sky, and the aroma soars to the nine heavens, and the gods in the sky are really good......
"Dragon liver and phoenix marrow, chicken tongue, bear paw, donkey blood, wolf heart, snake soup...... These are all ingredients that have been included in the menu of the God of Food, and those who have these relatives and friends at home should hide as soon as possible, otherwise, when they meet the God of Food, they will not escape a ......."
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Li Mu led everyone to build the Jingtan Temple and cultivate the tacit understanding of the team these days.
The murder of the Bull Demon King has finally spread in the demon world.
The movement of Makino ice roasting beef head meat is too big to hide if you want to.
What's more, the cattle head left behind has not been cleaned up? There were also a lot of uneaten meat skewers left at the scene.
The goblins don't know the truth, and they hear vague stories from the mouth of the mountain god land, and the fragrant kebabs as proof.
A fictional god of food has been fabricated in this way.
Spread the troubles, add oil and vinegar one by one? Growing.
In a short period of time, a storm was set off in the demon world.
The monsters are all at their own risk.
Buddhism Journey to the West, a large number of monsters in the mortal world have been cleared? The big monsters with names and surnames were either taken in by the gods in the sky or killed by Sun Wukong, and there were not many big demons left.
In just a thousand years? The monsters that have regrown have not yet become a climate.
What does it mean to look at the Queen Mother now? It seems that he is planning to clean up another wave in the name of the god of food......
Time.
The youkai who heard the rumors are looking for a place to hide? I'm afraid that the god of food will come to the door.
There are also people such as Jiao Demon King, Peng Demon King, etc., who worshiped Sun Wukong at the beginning, and first avoided Yang Jian's governance of weak water? Later, he escaped the big monster of Buddhism's journey to the west? Can't bear it, and rise up? Waved the banner and ordered the demons? Dealing with the God of Food? Rebel against this damn fate.
For a peach meeting? Sending a food god to collect ingredients? The Queen Mother is simply too deceitful......
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Cuiyun Mountain, Basho Cave.
Shocked by the bad news, Princess Iron Fan accidentally broke the tea cup on the table, her face turned pale, and she clenched her fists hard: "Uncle Jiao Demon King, what are you talking about, old cow...... The old cow was really captured by the god of food? ”
"Sister-in-law, the god of Tuoluo Mountain has seen it with his own eyes." Jiao Demon King's face was sad, he clapped his hands, and the two little demons carried a tree trunk and put it in the banana cave, on the trunk was a meat skewer that was charred on the outside and tender on the inside, and only two pieces were left, because after these days, the meat pieces were already a little black, but the moment they were brought in, the banana cave was still instantly covered with fragrance.
The moment she saw the piece of meat, Princess Iron Fan's emotions collapsed in an instant, and when she stood up, she couldn't help but shake: "Uncle Jiao Demon King, this is ......"
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"The god of food makes kebabs out of the meat of Big Brother Niu." The Jiao Demon King lowered his head, not letting the Iron Fan Princess see his rolling throat, and said in a deep voice, "I went late that day, Brother Niu's meat has been divided, and I killed a jackal demon who shared the food, and only then did I take this string from their mouths." Brother Niu's skull was also brought back by me and placed outside the cave, and Brother Niu was indeed captured by the God of Food. ”
"I didn't come back for hundreds of years, and as soon as I showed up, I was in such a disaster, killing a thousand knives ......" Princess Iron Fan looked at the meat directly, and tears rolled down her cheeks uncontrollably, "Uncle, old cow, he ...... Is he alive? ”
"Alive." The Jiao Demon King nodded, "The mountain god saw that he was taken away by the God of Food. According to my investigation these days, Brother Niu should have been taken to the Jingtan Temple by the God of Food. ”
"Jingtan Temple?" Princess Iron Fan was stunned, "Zhu Bajie's dojo? ”
"Yes." Jiao Demon King said, "When they entered the Jingtan Temple, they never came out again, and the little demons who explored did not dare to approach, but they could smell the aroma wafting from the direction of the Jingtan Temple from time to time from the periphery, and it was indeed like cooking." ”
"Damn monkeys, our mother and son are separated from each other, and we won't see each other for a hundred years. The Flame Mountain borrowed my banana fan again, and wiped out the 800-mile Flame Mountain, cutting off my offerings. Now there is collusion with the god of food to harm my family. Princess Iron Fan was furious, "Let's go, let's go, let's go, I'll go out today, fight with him, and turn him up......side down."
"Sister-in-law, don't be impatient." Looking at the impulsive Iron Fan Princess, the Jiao Demon King was overjoyed and said, "Sun Monkey entered the Buddha Gate and studied Buddhism in Mount Emei, and he has not appeared for hundreds of years. I'm afraid this matter has nothing to do with him, although it is rumored that the God of Food is ordered by the Queen Mother to prepare dishes for the Pan Tao Society.
But I and the Peng Demon King feel that there is another hidden meaning in this matter, the Pan Tao Club has never had a precedent for cooking with spirits, and the Heavenly Court has never had the position of a god of food, not to mention the person who can defeat Brother Niu, will the Jade Emperor let him be a cook? Brother Niu is full of weird ......"
"How?" Princess Iron Fan asked.
"Sister-in-law, we don't think the God of Food is a person from Heaven." The Jiao Demon King lowered his voice.
Princess Iron Fan was stunned.
Jiao Demon King Zhengse said: "This time, I came to find my sister-in-law, first, to send a message from Brother Niu for my sister-in-law; The second is to borrow the hand of the sister-in-law and the good fortune boy to go to the Jingtan Temple to investigate and find out what kind of character the god of food is. The red boy is now Guanyin sitting down as a boy, and the god of food does not dare not give face. ”
After the impulse, the Iron Fan Princess gradually calmed down, she looked at the Jiao Demon King deeply, and sat back on the stone bench: "Uncle, please go back, let me think about this matter again." ”
"Sister-in-law, take care." The purpose of the Jiao Demon King was achieved, and he didn't talk nonsense, and after saying goodbye to the Iron Fan Princess, he turned around and walked out of the Basho Cave.
Seeing the Jiao Demon King leave, Princess Iron Fan turned around and returned to the Basho Cave, frowned, paced back and forth in the cave, and said angrily: "Bull Demon King, look at your group of good brothers, not only do you not want to rescue after you have an accident, but you also want to use our children to take the lead, you really have no eyes, you deserve to be grilled into meat skewers, it is better to let me eat it if you are eaten by others, I will bite you to death this bastard who abandoned his wife and children......"
said.
She grabbed the blackened piece of flesh and bit down hard.
Then, a burst of sound that she had been making for hundreds of years unconsciously welled up from her nasal cavity.
She couldn't help but hold the piece of meat, buried her head in it, and murmured, "Old cow, this is your meat...... Dead ghosts, huh...... I really want to bite you to death......"
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The same scene also took place in Jilei Mountain, the cave of the jade-faced fox.
The jade-faced fox was much more impulsive than the Iron Fan Princess, and the moment she saw the Bull Demon King's meat skewers, she fainted.
When she came to her senses, she resolutely closed the cave, carried a piece of fragrant beef on her back, and embarked on the journey to save her husband, at the moment she went out.
In the clouds, countless eyes stared at her, making sure that she made mistakes along the way and finally couldn't find the Jingtan Temple......
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A large piece of roasted beef was placed on the Jade Emperor's desk.
The immortals in the Lingxiao Hall couldn't stop swallowing their saliva to resist the fragrance that came to their faces.
They are high up in the immortals, they have tasted all the elixir and jade liquid, and the delicacies are delicious, but they didn't expect to lose their posture on this piece of barbecue meat of unknown origin, why is there such a delicacy in the world, and the aroma alone shakes their Dao hearts.
"Li Jing, where did this thing come from?" The Jade Emperor twisted his long beard, took the opportunity to lick his lips, and asked.
"Back to Your Majesty, from the Nether." Li Jing said.
"Of course I know that I came from the Nether, and I didn't know that there was such a delicious thing in Heavenly Court?" The Jade Emperor glared at Li Jing angrily, "I want to know what's going on with this barbecue?" Who made it? ”
Yang Jian's face was expressionless, but the fist hidden behind his back was tight and loose, he sealed the mouths of all the guards in the Heavenly Court, and forcibly suppressed the matter of the seven-colored light penetrating the South Heavenly Gate, thinking that he could delay it for a while.
But as soon as he entered the Lingxiao Palace, the meat of the Bull Demon King was already placed in front of the Jade Emperor, and he was caught off guard in an instant.
"Niangniang, don't you know?" Li Jing looked at the Queen Mother suspiciously, and asked in surprise.
"If you want to say it, you can say it." The Queen Mother slapped the table, "What do you say?" ”
"Your Majesty, Mother." Li Jing was stunned for a moment, and said, "This piece of meat is roasted from the head meat of the Bull Demon King, and it is made by the God of Food, and this God of Food is said to be sent by the Queen Mother to the Nether to collect ingredients in the mortal world for the peach to ......enjoy."
"God of Food?" The Jade Emperor frowned and looked at the Queen Mother, "When did Heavenly Court have more food gods?" ”
"Your Majesty, I don't know!" The Queen Mother said, she slapped the table heavily, "Li Jing, when will there be a god of food in Heavenly Court, you quickly explain to me clearly, what is going on?" ”
"Since the mother doesn't know, the minister doesn't know." Li Jing said, "Your Majesty, the piece of meat was found during the inspection of Liuding Liujia and sent to the heaven......s."
"Then Xuan Liuding Liujia." The Queen Mother said angrily, "I want to see what kind of person is pretending to be my will to do evil in the Nether Realm and proclaim himself the God of Food?" It's just the other way around. ”
Moment.
Jiazi God entered Wang Wenqing into the palace, and after figuring out the situation, he killed the Bull Demon King by the God of Food and made it into meat skewers, and told all the rumors in the demon world.
"Is there such a thing?" After hearing this, the Jade Emperor laughed, "Niangniang, I'm afraid there is some misunderstanding in this matter, I captured the Bull Demon King alive, and even roasted him and ate him, this food god is also a wonderful person." I smelled the meat so fragrant that my cravings were hooked. Why don't we go wrong and make mistakes, pass on a will, call the god of food to heaven, sing the fake play, give him a god of food to do, and let your peach change tricks, and give the fairy world a different peach will ......"
"Your Majesty is very true." The Queen Mother smiled, "If his skills are passed, it would be good to give him a god of food." However, the god of food can capture the Bull Demon King alive, and I am afraid that he will not be willing to be a cook, and the concubine thinks that it is necessary to think about it in the long run......"
"Niangniang is too careful, if the combat power is really as exaggerated as the legend, another reward will be awarded." The Jade Emperor smiled disapprovingly, and he stretched out his hand, "How about letting me taste his craftsmanship first?" ”
As he spoke, he tore off a piece of roast meat and handed it to the Queen Mother first, "Niangniang, you can taste it too." ”
The Jade Emperor didn't take the matter of the God of Food to heart, and Yang Jian also put his heart in his stomach, but when he turned his head and saw that the Jade Emperor was going to eat barbecue in front of the ministers of the Heavenly Court, he was immediately shocked and hurriedly stopped: "Your Majesty, no." ”
"What's wrong again?" The Jade Emperor frowned.
"Your Majesty, the origin of the barbecue is unknown, and it will not be good if something happens to you." Yang Jian was in a hurry, "The minister thinks that it is safer to find someone to try the dishes first." ”
"What the Judicial God said is very true, and the minister is willing to try the dishes for His Majesty." Nezha's eyes lit up, and he immediately stood up, looking at the barbecue cubes and eager to try.
"The old minister is also willing to try dishes for His Majesty." The old god of the platinum star is in the way.
"I beg you to try the dishes for Your Majesty." Xu Tianshi also stood up, and I have to say that the aroma was too tempting, and they couldn't help it.
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"What dishes to try?" The Jade Emperor snorted, "Don't think I don't know what you're thinking, Yang Jian, just you, this barbecue was not specially given to me, what kind of poison can it be?" What's more, I am the body of ten thousand calamities, how can I be afraid of any poison that makes people laugh. It's just such a piece of meat, you try it, he tries it, what else is left, don't let me eat it, I want to eat it for you......"
After speaking.
Without hesitation, the Jade Emperor tore off a piece of meat and stuffed it into his mouth.
Then.
In front of everyone's eyes, the Jade Emperor suddenly floated, touching and scratching with a happy face: "...... Cattle...... Many, many cows flew in the sky...... I'm going to ride a bull ......"
The Queen Mother's face changed greatly, and Fei seemed to have to throw the beef in her hand aside.
The immortals who were about to try the dishes just now were dumbfounded, looking at the floating Jade Emperor, and they were all dumbfounded.
Yang Jian closed his eyes in pain, it's over, Li Xiaobai, I can't keep you!
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Jingtan Temple.
The side hall was sorted out by everyone and turned into a scientific research room.
When Li Mu and the others returned to the side hall, everyone stood up to greet them, and Feng Gongzi's hardcore words and words re-established their status for them.
At that time.
Agarwood is under the guidance of Dr. Banner, using a microscope to observe his saliva, hearing the movement, he raised his head, his eyes were blank, his face was not very good-looking, obviously, the substances contained in the saliva, he was not stimulated a lot, listening to people and witnessing with his own eyes are two concepts.