Chapter 2 guesses the riddles against the couplets
Following the previous chapter, Miss Yang Limei: I still come to the farmer's market as usual, buy Lai, buy meat and other things, and today I am more anxious.
Miss Yang: When I came to Boss Wu, many people have been waiting here, and everyone has heard that there is a beautiful lady who works in a beauty shop: she comes to Boss Wu every day to buy pork, and she is beautiful, smart and capable, and can write poems and riddles!
Today, there are a lot of people here, a few more than in the past, there are bosses who are veteran in business, and there are masters who are famous in their livelihoods! There are also decorators, masons, carpenters, lai, sweet potatoes, and small traders...... People from all walks of life often drink tea and chat here.
Miss Yang Limei: I just came over, and I didn't have time to say hello to Boss Wu! Someone inside was calling her, "Miss Yang, why did you come so late today?" Miss Yang responded, "No," she looked up, and then said, "Oh! It turned out to be Uncle Wu, and Brother Lai, "This Uncle Wu was talking to Miss Yang yesterday, Uncle Wu said to Miss Yang: "Miss Yang, we didn't talk enough yesterday, let's talk again today!" Miss Yang continued: "Oh, it's not interesting to talk about those boring things, if you want to talk, today I will come up with a few questions, for you to pair up, guess?" When everyone heard this, they all said in unison: "Good! Then Brother Lai, and the decorator, both of them said, "Miss Yang, if you answer correctly, how do you express it, or reward it?" Miss Yang Mei continued: "Speaking of rewards, there is no reward, go to our beauty shop, wash your hair and face and other consumption, all of them will be discounted, okay!" That's where we go.
Miss Yang: Calmly and unhurriedly, she said: "The first one, three people sit together for a day, guess a word, what is it?" ''Everyone was silent for a long time, and no one guessed,
Miss Yang: Ask againβnext? No one answered,
Miss Yang: Then she said, "If you can't guess, let's change to the second one!" ββ
''Two is a ten brother who sits in two boats together, seeing the sky and the earth down, running around day and night is very tiring, guess a daily necessities? Some replied: it was a car, while others answered a motorcycle, and Miss Yang continued: "Everyone answered incorrectly. ββ
Then, Miss Yang continued: "If no one answers correctly, just pass!" Let's do it again! β
Miss Yang Limei: There are two riddles, no one guessed it, and she was about to make three riddles, Miss Yang Mei said to everyone: No one guessed the last two, this time it is the third one, please get ready...... The three questions begin......
Miss Yang said casually, three questions: Yes: A stream all year round, the water flows for a long time, and there are no cows and sheep to graze, only monks to wash their hair! Guess something?
Everyone was silent for a moment, no one said anything, and after a few minutes, there was a carpentry master surnamed Liu, who said to Miss Yang: Is it the river, or the river? Miss Yang: It's still Yaotou, it's not right, one after another, and some people answer: It's not right.
Miss Yang asked everyone again, did anyone answer? If not, it's over.
Miss Yang: Then she said: This riddle is difficult for everyone...... Then let's change it: to the verse! Or: use your brain and do the math...... Miss Yang continued: Let's come first to the poems and couplets......
Miss Yang continued, "Okay, let's get started!" I said uplink, everyone said downlink. ββ
Business is booming, what is the next link? Let's talk about it!
Miss Yang: As soon as I said the upper link, someone went up to the lower link.
There was a shopkeeper who went up, and he said: The next link is: "The wealth is lush and prosperous to reach Sanjiang", Miss Yang: said happily: Yes......
Someone is praising the boss, and the boss whispered to everyone: I have this pair of Spring Festival couplets posted on both sides of the store, otherwise I can guess there, and I guess it for two months, and I can't guess it. Selling Lygo, he continued: "No wonder you say it so quickly, and tell you right." ββ
Then, Miss Yang said to everyone: "Another pair: the upper link is: the new home is full of joy, what is the lower link?" Miss Yang: After asking a few questions, no one answered: Miss Yang, and then said: Then let's pass!
The Spring Festival couplets are wrong, let's calculate the equation! Miss Yang, continued: There are 30 chickens and dogs, and the two are a total of 100 and 4 feet. How many dogs are there?
Everyone was silent for a moment, but no one spoke...... Miss Yang, continue to ask: How many chickens are there? How many dogs are there? Everyone still didn't answer: Miss Yang, let's say again: It's not too early, I should go back,
Then, someone said: Today, a few meetings didn't come, Miss Yang, you can come back another day! Miss Yang, she replied briskly: Okay! See you another day.
Dear friends: You can also guess - guess, do the math? The answer will be revealed in a few days.
One day, Miss Yang Limei, their beauty shop, business was very good, from more than 10 o'clock in the morning to more than 11 o'clock in the evening, Miss Yang, a little hungry...... In the store, two colleagues, Xiao Tao and Xiao Hong, got up to have supper......
Miss Yang, they had eaten supper and were about to go home, and just after walking for a while, they heard someone calling them the same on the opposite street...... It seems to be calling Liangmei, wait for me...... Yang Mei and Xiao Tao, Xiao Hong, followed the sound and looked over, only to see three men walking in their direction on the opposite side...... singing as they walked: the girl on the opposite side looked over, looked over, looked over...... Just now it was a fat man singing, and then another one was singing: Come, too, as you go, and sing: Come on, don't laugh, come to me, come to me, come and receive my sincere love...... Another one came singing a song...... Sing as you walk: Hug it, hug it, hug it to my big flower bridge......
Yang Limei, Xiao Tao, Xiao Hong, they know that these three people are not good things, three and a half runners, hurry home...... After running for a while, he was chased by three hooligans...... There was a tall and thin little rascal who said to the bayberry: "Great beauty...... Play with us β let's play...... Just get your hands and feet......
Yang Limei, Xiao Tao, Xiao Hong, the three of them, if they didn't see it right, they shouted for help...... At this time, there was a young man on a motorcycle, who happened to be passing by, and when he heard the shout for help, he stopped and asked about the situation......
The three rascals said to the young man, "Son, don't be nosy," and the boy did not show weakness and said, "I have taken care of tonight's affairs......
The fat boy rascal said again: Boy: Do you eat bear heart, or mink guts...... Look at your mouth, or my fists...... I'm not done yet...... A punch was thrown into the young man's face...... This young man is not an idle person, his left hand is open to the grid, and his right hand throws it back, just hitting the opponent in the face, and the tall and short hooligans see that the momentum is not right, and they all come to help......
The tall man, shouted, the flying dragon was in the sky, and hit the young man's head, the young man, not in a hurry, made a move to the tower king, and dissolved it, and the short hooligan also shouted, the dragon was transformed, and the mountains and seas were overwhelmed...... Push towards this young man with both hands, young man, come to a move, use his strength, four or two thousand pounds, beat the short hooligan, four feet to the sky...... The fat hooligan was still unconvinced and yelled...... The dragon swings its tail...... Two feet swept towards the young man...... The young man is not a lazy person, he made a move, and the carp jumped over the dragon gate and dodged away.
When it was just hard to solve...... The police came...... A few hooligans saw the police coming and fled.
Just now: Yangmei, Xiaotao, Xiaohong, the three of them called the police, and the three of them praised this young man in front of the police.
This young man is a native of Dongzhai Village, Gangban Township on the outskirts of the city, surname: Wu, name: Huaqiang, is the eldest apprentice of Dongzhai Village, the Green Lions, Master Wu, and the Green Lions.
Just now, I went to a friend's house to sit and go home, and I came across this time......
Since saving Miss Yang Limei, the two of them have kept in touch, and their relationship is getting better and better.
What happens next? Stay tuned......
The next section will be more exciting......