Volume 1: The Land of Exile Chapter 8 Slaughtering the Wronged Boss at One Time

In other words, the building block house is an epoch-making creation.

The standard suite of two bedrooms and two living rooms does not exceed one kilogram after disassembly, and the volume is the size of a suitcase, which is packed in the trunk of an all-terrain motorcycle and taken away, taking up no space at all. (The so-called all-terrain motorcycle refers to "water, land, and air" all-terrain.) It is okay to fly at low altitudes, but you can't go to space because the engine horsepower is not enough. )

Find the spot at night, take out the suitcase of the building block house, and assemble it with one click, so that the house, kitchen and bathroom, and furniture are all available. The interior and exterior decoration styles are in the mold library, and it can be automatically assembled after selection. The decoration style of "private customization" outside the mold warehouse is very expensive, and the poor rarely do it.

The building block house is made of fireproof, windproof, anti-theft, anti-eavesdropping, and is equipped with a self-controlled constant temperature system, so there is no need for a quilt or anything. Go out and prepare a set of building blocks, bring a few changes of clothes, toiletries, and a tow box to enjoy interstellar travel. If you are lazy and don't even want to bring clothes and toiletries, you can rent a 3D printing desk in the store.

Since the building block house, people no longer need to be like the earthlings, and they have to make earth-shattering trips around the world. It's a must-have for home travel, solo wandering, and running away from home.

On each of the habiting planets in the Penglai system, there is a Sky-park. Building block houses, as pauper wisdom, are popular on every planet.

Pippi, an immigrant from Tu Shanxing, also likes this set of equipment, but it is a little expensive.

"Uncle Yun, good evening! I thought you ran away from home. Pippi parked the bike in the garage, pulled out the suitcase from the blockhouse, turned on the assembly mode, and pushed it into the card slot at the base of the house.

Ah Yun was so screamed by Pippi's "Uncle Yun" that goosebumps were about to rise, but fortunately the metal ball robot had no goosebumps, "Do you think everyone in the world is you, and you like to run away from home?" ”

"Didn't I run away from home to meet you?" Pippi Tian was shameless, and smiled back at the metal ball, laughing like a thief.

"You were sent by heaven to punish me, of course you have to meet me." Ah Yun silently rolled his eyes inwardly. "Do your battery boards all 'charge for two hours, talk for two minutes'? Can I get a step up? ”

"Didn't you summon the chicken to pick you up? What, it looked for you all night? "When the building block house is installed, Pippi connects to his personal terminal, selects the decoration mold on the virtual electronic keyboard that pops up, and opens the assembly mode with one click." Wait another two minutes to move in, do you still have enough power? ”

Ah Yun felt that she was talking nonsense, "um", and didn't say anything else. After waiting for a while, he taught Pippi a lesson: "Living in this kind of three-way realm, you still pretend to be cool and don't return at night, you think you have a long life, right?" ”

Pippi's shoulder twitched fiercely, and with a "phew", he scolded Ah Yun back: "I came back so late, it's not because of you." I found a human-computer interaction laboratory at school, and there were experimental reports left over from a long time ago, printed versions, which were not well preserved, and it took me a long time to restore them completely. It's dark when you go out......"

If she hadn't wanted to make an anthropomorphic robot for Ah Yun as soon as possible, she wouldn't have to worry about a few damaged experiment reports.

"So what?" Ah Yun didn't know what to say about her. He has seen a hard-pressed bear child who ran away from home, but he has never seen a bear child who is as free and easy as her after running away from home.

Pippi's father, Lu Zexi, is the stationmaster of a mecha scrap station on Kunlun, managing two employees and more than 30 robots. It is the only designated disposal station for scrap mechs in the Penglai Galaxy, and the scrapped mecha of other galaxies will also be sent there, and the benefits are considerable. Her mother, Tiffany· Miller (Tiffany Miller) is a doctor specializing in gene repair and is well-known in Kunlun.

Their family of three, in the core area of Kunlun Star, lives in a large apartment with a garden, and lives a life of small wealth and peace. Kunlun Star is the capital star of the Penglai Galaxy, and it stands to reason that the conditions are not bad in all aspects, but it is a pity that it belongs to the Penglai Galaxy, the thirteenth star system on the edge.

When Pipsqueak was in Kunlun, his father didn't allow her to go out. She didn't have any playmates when she was a child, and the mecha was her only toy, and her only playmate outside of school. In addition to disassembling mecha and installing mecha at home, she is a scourge robot. Otherwise, she would have to work as an assistant to her mother, feed rabbits and mice, and conduct medical experiments with her.

She hates rabbits and mice, and she has to serve them all the same...... She's a master who doesn't serve people, and neither can animals. The little animals all served her, as if they were poisoned, and the whole litter was wiped out in three days.

Dr. Miller has built a laboratory in the corner of her garden, where she conducts experiments when she is not at the institute. It's a pity that more than half of the experiments she conducted at home ended up because Pippi raised dead rabbits and mice.

When Pipsqueak was eighteen years old, she enrolled in the Capricorn Galaxy's Mecha Design Academy, and Mr. Deer enrolled her in the system's medical school. Pippi thought that it was just her father's test for her, so she took the medical school exam casually. She grew up under the influence of her mother, and it was not difficult for her to get into medical school, except for her deep hatred of rabbits and mice.

Two months later, the School of Medicine and the School of Mecha Design sent their acceptance letters at the same time.

As a matter of course, Mr. Deer confiscates the acceptance letter from the Mecha Design Academy and lets Pippi study medicine.

The students who left the Penglai Galaxy and entered the Twelve Galaxies of Eden to study never had a chance to return. The child who has worked hard to raise is sent to study in the twelve galaxies, which is equivalent to giving it to the Garden of Eden, which parent is willing to do it?

However, after eighteen years of Genesis, there are no more than twenty candidates in the Penglai Galaxy who have received admission letters from Eden Higher Education Institutions.

Pipsqueak is the only one admitted to the Mecha Design Academy, and is still self-taught. In the school of the Penglai Galaxy, there is no rack design course, because there is no mecha manufacturing plant here, and the fighting mecha has to be imported from other galaxies, and the space mecha can only be seen in Mr. Deer's mecha scrap station, or the ruins of the abandoned mecha station decades ago. The Bureau's mechs do not often come near habited planets, and usually operate in the pass zone that controls the jump tunnels.

The tsunami-like surge of accomplishment pushed the 18-year-old's vision of "dreams" to the peak. Her father took away the acceptance letter as if she had pulled her surfboard out of thin air. The dream and the tsunami fell into the abyss together, and the brilliant phantom fell to the ground, and the waves swept by, and the debris and the sand were gone.

In a fit of rage, Pipsqueak locked himself in a mecha and ate compound nutrition biscuits for three months to get by, but he didn't go to medical school.

She couldn't steal the notice, and she couldn't screw her father, so she could only quietly drive her modified space mecha and run away from home.

Under normal circumstances, children who run away from home will return to the nest after tasting all the sadness. But with her good skills in loading mechas, she lived a prosperous life of wandering. In addition to modifying mechs and selling mechas, she curled up in an abandoned school that had been closed for decades, copying materials and doing experiments, and became more and more courageous the more she fought.

This runaway bear child can live so well, and she can't blame herself all. Her pseudo-system, Ah Yun, also contributed to her rebellious behavior - he was the one who instructed Pipsqueak to design a fighting mecha and sell it to the team.

Before Pipsqueak left, he found out that there was an abandoned interstellar navigation academy in Tushan Star. According to sporadic records, this school was founded 30 years ago, and after two years of operation, it was finally closed because the Penglai galaxy's "air restriction order" could not recruit students. This school has offered many courses related to interstellar navigation, including rack design, human-computer interaction and other majors.

Therefore, after Pippi ran away from home, he "smuggled" into Tu Shanxing without thinking about it.

Who knows, before her mecha drove into Tu Shanxing's atmosphere, it was bound by the Ayun system.

When Pipsqueak was bound by the system, his eyes were dizzy for three minutes, and countless images of space battles flashed in his mind. She thought that she had gained some peerless magical skill, and almost opened the mecha into an asteroid and crashed directly into Tu Shanxing's atmosphere.

Her collision caused the sirens to go off for fifteen minutes at the same time on the nearest satellites. The patrol team rushed to the scene for three hours to repair, and did not know what was wrong.

Pippi's black web technique was so brilliant that it took the patrol fifteen minutes to arrive at the scene, and she wiped out even the clues.

In this way, Pippi took her "peerless magic skills" and drove into Tu Shanxing.

The remnants of the teaching materials and abandoned laboratories in the Interstellar Navigation Academy, like her new world, are all spent in her free time every day. Use her to comfort herself with the Chicken Soup Theory: "In the face of the vast universe, human beings have never felt ignorant. The more ignorant, the more curious, the more curious, the more you want to explore, the more you fight, the more courageous you become.

"It is only when we are adrift in the torrent of human civilization that we feel small."

"From the day we were born, we have been playing games with ourselves, screwing with our parents, using each other with friends and partners, confronting the discord of the world and the injustice of fate all our lives, just to leave a few correct propositions for the world, to prove that I am right, to prove that I am based on human society, to prove that I am a natural political animal, and to prove that everything I do can become a command to be obeyed. We feel helpless, so we need proof. [Note]

"However, when the torrent of history rolls away, everything is in smoke. Right and wrong, right and wrong, and bones are drowned in time and space, corrupted into dust. More people, not even propositions and bones, let alone dust. ”

"However, almost everyone forgets that human civilization begins with curiosity. The engine that drives human history is not the propositions that are true or wrong, but the never-ending exploration and our never-ending footsteps. ”

"I wanted to leave a mech to send to the museum—a mech from the Penglai galaxy that I designed, an experiment that was endowed with curiosity but didn't make it to the end. Let it tell the future, I have looked up at the starry sky here, I have built a piece of steel and iron for the endless nebula dust, and sent my dreams on the road. Even if it goes far one day, it will forget me and my mech, but we are on the way. ”

"At that time, even if everything was gone, the process of disappearing was meaningful."

Newborn calves are not afraid of tigers, most of them don't know what tigers are, and they don't know how many feet the world is fighting.

Every time Ah Yun thinks of Pippi's rancid chicken soup, he has a toothache on his face.

"So, you'll soon have a new robot externalizing the body." Pipsqueak triumphantly pushes the metal ball into the house and shows him his incomparably complex robot blueprints.

Ah Yun looked at the design drawing, almost thinking that his circuit was pumped. He thought to himself, "I'd better make a metal ball." The circuit diagram of that robot is like a ball of yarn twisted, are you sure you won't stumble when you walk? ”

Pippi's mecha is top-notch in terms of technology, and designing robots is a miserable sight, and Ah Yun is a living example of this - Bling-bling, a metal ball, is simply an aesthetic mystery.

Fortunately, the chicken was just disintegrated in situ, and the parts were found and installed and could be used. The shortcomings are plastic materials, and she automatically shrinks a circle and still looks like the original, which just looks a little skinny. If you want to let Pippi recast the chicken, on the day of Lori's "resurrection", she will definitely burn herself on the spot and refuse to turn it on.

"Wait for your robot to upgrade to the anthropomorphic version, and then change the fuselage for me. These days, you have studied the mecha well. Ah Yun clicked on the projection, which was the news he saw in the square last night. Projected on the background wall of the living room, it becomes a three-dimensional image. "The consul named 'Chixiao' was exiled and arrived at Tushan Star seven days later. He must want to get out of here, and he needs a space mech. Regardless of whether there is firepower or not, as long as the fuel is sufficient to support three or five emergency jumps, he will pay a high price for it. ”

"So, I need to make a design for a space mech?" Pipsqueak stared at the red sky on the screen, and for the first time felt that the metal ball at his feet was tall and majestic.

"So, you need to give up Mu Cheng, the white-eyed wolf who can't raise a family." Ah Yun unceremoniously blackened Mu Cheng.

"When he leaves Tu Shanxing, where will I go to find the gold master?" Pipsqueak glanced at Yun obliquely with a "I don't care about the retarded" look, laughing at his short-sightedness.

Ah Yun: "......"

Excuse me, silly girl, can you make another marketing plan of "slaughtering enough wronged heads at one time"?

Note: "Man is a natural political animal" – Aristotle