Xu Xian has become a frequent visitor to the fireworks girl for the sake of medicine, and Li Hailong also came out of Tang Bohu's world, deeply influenced by 9527, and he will not pay attention to emotional problems.

He looked at the cheats that had been teleported and asked, "Boss, is there a customer evaluation system for the official dream master?" ”

"There's a hairy evaluation." Li Mu said, "Those skills provided by the company, no matter how many after-sales evaluations I have, I have already been fired, how can I have a chance to become a regular?" ”

Li Hailong looked at Li Mu, nodded thoughtfully, and said: "I know that the boss has a neat and straightforward style of doing things, how can he be a person who cares about customer evaluation." I was shocked, if there were really more functional modules, I would lose the motivation to turn positive. ”

He looked down at his phone, approached Li Mu, stretched out his hand and said with a smile, "Boss, if there is any extra blood Bodhi, Zijin Pill, give me some!" ”

"What for?" Li Mu asked.

"When I go back, I'll put it in the offline reserve." Li Hailong smiled, "In case I fail the internship period and my memory is erased, I won't have nothing when I return home, learn some martial arts, and be a little superman is not bad!" ”

Holy!

Talent!

Even he didn't expect this way.

Li Mu looked at Li Hailong, coughed and said, "Hailong, you are a natural dreamer, don't give up easily." There are a lot of dream masters, and the earth will become more and more chaotic in the future, what is the use of the cheats pills you have in reserve? In the future, you should be abused, you will still be abused, and you will fight to move forward, which is the bright road. ”

Li Hailong smiled: "If you can move forward, who is willing to give up, make more preparations to be prepared, boss, let's leave a contact information, in case I don't succeed in turning positive, go back to reality and pull my brother." A line of involvement connects me and Hu Xiaotong, speaking of which, I am also cheated by you, and you are responsible for me. ”

"Take a hairy responsibility." Li Mu raised her eyebrows, "As long as she can complete her dream, she will see the dream master in the future and ensure that she can hide as far as she can." Don't think about what you don't have, instead of worrying about the future, it's better to think about how to complete the current task, or develop the skills of blowing the conch as much as possible. ”

"How?" Li Hailong asked.

"Didn't you suspect that buff-type spells didn't work? You might want to try the reverse gain. Li Mu said.

"What do you mean?" Li Hailong raised his interest.

"For example, if the enemy slashes you, you will increase your power by ten years." Li Mu smiled, "The enemy casts a spell on you, and it will bounce back one hundred percent......"

"You can give it a try." Li Hailong's eyes lit up.

"Moreover, I pondered for a moment, the probability of blowing the conch should be absurd." Li Mu continued.

"Am I not absurd enough?" Li Hailong frowned, "It's outrageous!" ”

"The peaches, golden pills, ginseng fruits, etc., which you wanted before, are probably used wrongly, no one can do it, the peaches and ginseng fruits are immortal, you can only call it a dream at best, it is better to hand over the three-headed and six-armed monster to Hu Xiaotong absurd and bizarre!" Li Mu smiled, "I think what's really absurd is that drinking saliva can make you immortal, eating steamed buns can make King Kong not bad, and farting can smoke a Da Luo Jin Immortal to death......"

"......" Li Hailong suddenly brightened up, clapping his hands with his hands, "Damn, I used the skill of blowing the conch by mistake!" Boss, why didn't you say it earlier, I asked God for three hours of peach that day......"

"I didn't think of that earlier." Li Mu said, "It's still today, the old lady picked up the soap you threw to Wang Daoling, which gave me inspiration......

"Absurd, absurd!" Li Hailong's eyes rolled a few times, and he suddenly said, "If I step out, the pants of the men on the street outside will be gone." ”

After speaking.

He took a deep breath and took a step forward.

Wow!

A sudden noise came from outside the window.

The two immediately ran to the window and looked out.

Sure enough.

The streets outside were all in chaos, and all the men, whether children, adults, or old men, were all panicked, bare-legged, and didn't know what was going on!

on the street.

Everywhere there were shouts of looking for pants, as well as the screams of big girls and little daughters-in-law.

Fortunately!

In ancient times, most people wore long robes, and even if they lost their trousers, important parts would not be exposed, and they would not cause much disturbance.

"It worked!" Li Hailong swallowed, his eyes full of excitement that could not be concealed.

"You're really boring." Li Mu looked at the panicked crowd outside and shook his head helplessly, "It's a shame that you didn't strip the whole city of people!" ”

"That's what I thought from the beginning." Li Hailong looked at the sensation he caused with satisfaction, and said with a smile, "But aren't the two of us included in the whole city, and the temporary change of mouth can be regarded as saving some face for the women, so I will return the pants to them." I snapped my fingers, and the vanished pants returned to their place. ”

Syllable!

There was a crunch.

Outside, the commotion continued, and the men hurried to their homes with the hems of their robes pressed down.

The women are also fleeing, and the mysterious disappearance of the pants is too weird, who knows if it will be the turn of the women next!

Looking at the panicked crowd below, Li Hailong smiled awkwardly: "I take a step back, and my pants return." ”

Li Mu's gaze suddenly fixed in the distance, and said lightly: "Don't toss with your pants, Bai Suzhen is here." ”

"BD, it's still a chance spell!" Li Hailong complained and followed Li Mu's gaze and looked out.

End of the street.

One green and one white, under the guidance of a child, walked up the crowd and walked in the direction of Tongfu Inn.

The three of them did not deliberately hide their whereabouts, two men and one woman, and their manners and attire were different from those of the ancients, so it was not difficult to find out about them.

Li Mu quickly took out the magic book, recited the spell, and blessed himself and Li Hailong with a series of defensive magics such as the body protection stone skin, the body protection shield, and the fire shield;

Li Hailong was also unambiguous, and said quickly: "The two of us stand together, the favorability of snakes increases by 100%, the IQ of snakes decreases by 100%, and the damage of snakes to us is reduced to zero; Any magical attack we suffer will automatically be converted into our power; In this room, any attack we suffer will be transferred to the Fahai ...... of Jinshan Temple."

The two of them were busy all the time.

Bai Suzhen had already walked outside the inn and looked up to see the two people standing by the window.

"Sister Bai, we're here."

Li Mu waved and greeted Bai Suzhen enthusiastically, as if all the bad things had nothing to do with him.

Along the way, all Bai Suzhen heard was about her and Wang Daoling's romances, no matter how good her cultivation was, she was about to lose her strength.

At this moment, her mood was extremely low, and when she saw Li Xiaobai, she reluctantly smiled at him, pulled Xiaoqing up, took two steps, and disappeared from the street.

In the next second, he had already appeared in Li Mu's room.

Immortal Law - Teleportation!

"Sister Bai, I saw your interaction with that Taoist priest." Li Mu took the initiative and frowned, "Although I have no intention of commenting on Sister Bai's love history, I still want to say that that Taoist priest doesn't look like a good person!" ”

"Don't mention him to me again, I have nothing to do with him, I suffered a villain's plot today, so I was so ugly in broad daylight." Bai Suzhen looked at Li Mu with burning eyes, trying to see a hint from his face, but she couldn't see anything.

"Sister has been practicing Taoism for more than 1,700 years, can anyone else secretly calculate Sister Bai?" Li Mu pretended to be surprised and asked.

"Except for you, no one else can come out," Xiaoqing asked angrily.

"How could it be us? Young girl, don't frame me. You have personally experienced my charm technique, and it is completely different from what happened to Sister Bai. Li Mu looked at Xiaoqing and said with a straight face.

Bah!

Xiaoqing's face turned red inexplicably, and he spat on the ground: "Don't put gold on your face, I fell for your plot, so I didn't experience your charm technique!" ”