Chapter 245: Scolding Yourself
Chen Wangshu suddenly stepped forward and opened his eyes, "I look at this pattern, why is it so familiar, it looks like the family crest of our Huguo Mansion!" ”
Those of you here, you look at me, I look at you.
I can't believe my ears, I've never seen such a stupid person!
They are not blind, the shining family crest, but who does not see those who stand near? But no one wants to be the first person to say the four words of Huguo Gongfu.
After all, when Yan Jue's family was out of tune before, he shouted and shouted to kill, but now that his magic skills are world-famous, if he makes a mess and kills the door, what should he do? No one is afraid of a gentleman, but bandits, no one wants to mess with him.
Unexpectedly, Chen Wangshu would blow himself up as a werewolf.
The eyes of the officials are also indescribable.
"What did you say?"
Chen Wangshu's big eyelashes fluttered, she grabbed the queen's arm, tilted her head, and asked innocently, "Niangniang, right, I'm not wrong, this is the family crest of our Huguo Mansion!" ”
"Mother, which dog thief is this, trying to harm us!"
The queen patted the back of Chen Wangshu's hand, but said, "How can the family coat of the Huguo Mansion be on the murder weapon?" ”
Xu Tuiguan, who was on the side, had already stepped forward at this moment, and was also leading two people dressed as guards, those two people looked like they were in their twenties, one by one, they were tall and tall, and they looked handsome, and they were definitely not ordinary guards.
"You two tell me what you told me again."
Among the guards, the slightly taller person secretly glanced at Chen Wangshu and saw that Yan Jue was not by her side? Relieved? "Official, mother. Before...... Before...... next to Mama? Just out on the front foot? Hind foot ......"
"The little general Yan is here, he is drunk and smoky? Still holding a bottle of magpie roast in your hand and spilling it on the placket? Everywhere. He said he wanted to be complimentary? I have to break into the apricot orchard. ”
"We told him that there was a noble man in it...... He insisted on rushing inside, saying that he couldn't hold it back. The little general is miraculous, and he drinks too much? We didn't stop. ”
The guard said? Sneaking a glance at the official family, "And...... Moreover, the little general beat Xiao'er in the Chen Palace, so he came and went freely, and we didn't make any noise. The little general went in, less than a cup of tea? And he came out. ”
"He said that he had a splitting headache and wanted to go to the Taiping Temple where he lived before to rest. We didn't care? Until the grandmother came back with the sour date cake and screamed? The two of us just found out that something was wrong in the garden! ”
"Official...... It's all my fault? We didn't think of ...... Didn't think of ...... The little general he ...... Official? The little grandfather is both civil and military? It is a rare talent of Da Chen, Hu Guogong has made meritorious contributions to the society, and the official family regards him as his own. ”
This time, he was drunk and missed...... Just now...... Official, little general, he ......"
Before the guard could finish his words, the official had already kicked over.
Of course, he didn't kick the guard out, after all, most of the people in the old Jiang family were powerless.
The soft-footed shrimp of the official family can also smash plates and chopsticks.
This kick was like tickling someone, and the guard who kicked it didn't move at all.
The scene was a little embarrassing for a while, but the guard reacted, flipped back violently, lay on the ground, and stepped back more than three feet, covering the place where he was kicked, and screamed!
Chen Wangshu sighed, this acting skill is so exaggerated!
The official's anger condensed on his face, and he looked at his feet suspiciously, almost suspecting that he had a prosthetic foot.
"Are you all done?" Chen Wangshu raised his head and applauded.
Pointing to the guard, "human evidence", he walked over without hesitation, and pulled up the iron awl inserted in the chest of the, "physical evidence".
"Then let me say by the way, Yan Jue is really wearing a white robe today! I personally chose it for him, and he still muttered, saying that today is a happy day for His Highness, and it is not appropriate to wear white. ”
"I said that your robe is embroidered with kumquats, and it is festive. Didn't you find a white silk thread from the mouth of a? Xu Tuiguan's implication was that she bit Yan Jue's sleeve! ”
"So, Yan Jue is not here, and now he has to close the coffin and say that he is the murderer?"
Chen Wangshu said, holding the iron awl and shaking it a few times, with a smile on her face, which was completely different from her usual submissive and angry appearance.
Only those who were on the city tower that day and saw her with one stone could feel that this was the real Chen Wangshu.
"This guard, when you entered the door, did you see my husband holding such an awl in his hand? My ears are so good, I only heard you say before, he has a bottle of wine in his hand! ”
The guard shook his head, "Not really! It's just that the villain heard that the little general often uses this awl as a sword practice on weekdays. As the saying goes, there is no trick to win, there is a sword in the heart, and anything can become a sword. ”
"Everywhere the iron cone went, the eels and shrimp were all spared, and the blood stained the whole pond red. This is the method used by the little general to practice divine skills! ”
As soon as his words fell, another guard standing beside him spoke, "I've seen it with my own eyes!" The little general, he nailed one by one, in addition to nailing this, he also nailed flies!
We gambled together a while ago...... Playing together, a fly flew by, and the little general took out the iron awl from his bosom, the first nail the left wing, and the second nail the left wing! Finally, a string of flies! ”
Chen Wangshu puffed and laughed, she looked at the person who spoke in surprise, "If Yan Jue hears you say this about him, I don't know how happy I will be!" It must be a carload of gifts, thank you for bragging about him so much! ”
"There are many generals and seniors present, which one dares to say that he has such ability? Yan Jue is young, although he has made some progress than before, it is absolutely impossible to give birth to the powerful ability to poke a string of flies in winter. ”
As she spoke, her face turned cold and her eyes sharpened.
She jerked her head back and looked at the guard who had fallen far away, her eyes piercing like a needle.
As if he had seen something terrible, the guard moved back a few more steps before he stopped.
"This is nonsense! Who had a door in his head to say such a ridiculous thing. ”
Seeing it, she Chen Wangshu was ruthless, and even scolded herself!
What's even more ridiculous is that some people actually believe this! If whoever kills more eels will be able to achieve great swordsmanship, then the cook of the Baieel Tower should now become a generation of grandmasters, right? ”
As she spoke, she threw the iron awl into the guard's arms, "Didn't you say that Yan Jue pulled this out of his arms?" Can you demonstrate how he put it in and how he pulled it out? ”
The guard swallowed, picked up the iron cone, and thrust it into his arms, and his face changed suddenly.