Extra 4: No taxi, nothing or no power
One day, Liu He and Dongfang "talked about it", and just after thirty years, Dongfang wanted to talk to Liu He about Sheng Fu again. Unexpectedly, as soon as he cleared his throat, he was intercepted by Liu He.
"Dongfang, you have been in Gufu for a while. Every time I want to ask something, I forget it every time I am entangled by you. Today I must ask for clarification! β
Dongfang grinned, as long as Sheng Fu was mentioned, he always had a way to get around. But so what? Listen, what is he going to ask today?
"Your Highness just asked. But if the poor road knows, where will there be a reason not to say it? β
"So far, I only know your surname but I don't know your name, and although you are a fake Taoist, you should also have a Taoist name. But if you are alone, you don't know anything! β
"Hahaha! That's what happened! Dongfang slapped the table arrogantly: "The poor Dao's surname is Dongfang, what is his name, what is this nameγγγγγγγγγ β
"What's your name?" Liu He drank the wine slowly, thinking that if he answered so procrastinatingly, he must have a cheesy name.
"The poor Dao surname is Dongfang, the name is lifted, and the road number is no scholar!"
Liu He squirted out on the spot with a sip of wine: "Dongfang move? Nothing? Nothing to do? β
"Vulgar! Wrong! Shame on you! Your Highness is ashamed to hyphenate like this? Dongfang rolled his eyes and sighed,
"This move should be broken on the power of the sky, and the poor road here is not someone else, it is His Highness. And this thing that has nothing to do is for a scholar, and pushing ten is for a scholar, and a scholar is a scholar, where is there something to do! β
"The Taoist thinks about the ladies in the family every day, and the ordinary women are fierce for a reasonγγγγγγ Therefore, the solution of loneliness is also reasonable, there is nothing wrong, I don't feel vulgar, and I am not ashamed! β
"Cut!" Dongfang was very dissatisfied: "Poor Dao just remembered his mother and was ashamed to cover it with that fierceness!" Husbands and wives are rightfully reckoned. If His Royal Highness is jealous, then there are many ladies in the mansion who are waiting for His Highness, why don't they go, but come to talk about the poor road! β
"Don't talk nonsense!" Liu He still couldn't stop laughing: "I'm afraid that people will make mistakes, why do you want to give such a name." Such a number? β
"O layman!" Dongfang looked up to the sky and roared, "Your Highness, do you remember what my Lao Tzu called himself back then?" β
"I don't remember what's so chic about it, it should only be called Dongfang Ashan!"
"Your Highness, do you know what this Eastern Ashang understands?"
What can be said about this? The children of Buddhism are all called Ashan. β
"Hey, hey, hey!" Dongfang smiled treacherously, "Your Highness doesn't know how to pretend to understand, and you don't know why you know why." β
"Dongfang's surname! In fact, it is not a surname! It's just the name of the people we were born in. As for this name, it was taken by each person at the time of his birth. β
"Poor Lao Tzu is called Oriental Ashan, that is the Ashang made up of two words of Amitabha Buddha and a monk, not the Ashang in the mouth of His Royal Highness.
"And the poor way is much more elegant and profound than him, and the person who takes the name of the road naturally can't cope with things like him. Therefore, the word in one fell swoop reflects the meaning of helping His Royal Highness in the poor way, this is no scholar... Is this a no-manγγγγγγ β
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable?" Liu He couldn't help but laugh, and asked with a straight face, "So it's called Wushi?" β
"Your Highness is indeed a dragon and a phoenix among people! It's all a mix! Come on, come on, toast to Poor Dao! Dongfang slapped the table, and there was no embarrassment of being debunked.
"Why can't it be nothing? Isn't it beautiful to have nothing to do? Or is it powerless? A soldier who has no power or power is in line with the Taoist Chief's transcendent heart, which is also very good! β
"Look! Look! The heart of the villain is revealed! Your Highness just resents Poor Dao and says that Sheng Fu is not good, or he wants to make fun of it in every way! Dongfang sighed, and his feet kept stomping,
"This Wushi is not a Wushi judged by His Highness, but a taxi that is unparalleled in the world, a peerless man in the world! A man like no other! β
"Lone can hear me! Listen! Liu He hurriedly went to cover his ears, just afraid that if he was late, he would yell at Dongfang and deaf!
"Your Highness understands?"
"Lone understands!"
"The poor way is the unparalleled man who comes to help His Highness achieve the unparalleled thing. Your Highness, don't make a mistake again! β
"Loneliness will not make mistakes again! If you move in the east, you will have nothing to do! β
"Your Highness is shameless! Unreasonable! β
"I dare not be ashamed, and the Taoist chief will admit it!"
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