A sassy antique swordsman, a cute and cute Lori, a scruffy beggar, a brazen gangster, plus a teenage child and a cat, this wonderful team is just moving towards the goal.

Everyone walked on the street in unison, Wu Gu looked around, stopped everyone with a little thought, and said, "Wait, do you think we seem to have any shortcomings?"

Everyone asked puzzledly, "What are the shortcomings?"

I saw Wu Gu say with a serious face: "We seem to lack BGM." ”

Black lines for everyone,

Gangster: "Please, big brother, we come out to mix, and we still care about those who have it or not." ”

Beast Tamer: "yes, yes, hurry up, I haven't finished my winter vacation homework yet, and if I don't hurry up, I won't have time to make up for it." ”

Beggar: "I don't have much to say, but I still want to get some attention." ”

Tereya approached and stood on tiptoe and put his little hand on Wu Gu's head: "You don't have a fever, why is your little head faint from heat?"

Wu Gu hurriedly waved his hand when he heard this: "I can't make sense with you, you don't understand." By the way,It's really bad that you keep calling beggars and beast trainers or something.,It's not that I'm upset for you.,It's that I think it's disrespectful to the reader.。。 ”

At this time, the gangsters came over and smiled cheaply: "Hey hey boss, that's because you didn't ask us at all, my name is Li Shuang, how cool you want to be." ”

Beggar: "My name is Dunrett Gaia Chodo, you can call me Lord Alistatasky." ”

Wu Gu: "Why is your abbreviation even stranger than your full name?And why are you so different from the same world name???

Jodo: "Because that's the name I begged for." ”

Wu Gu: "You can even beg for a name, and your knowledge has increased." ”

The animal trainer jumped up: "And me, I, I call"

"Tong Tong!, you will die for me?!!" At this time, there was a roar of the aunt in the distance, seeing that Shengbei was definitely a woman who had practiced sonic skills, Wu Gu covered his ears and thought like this.

At this time, Tong Tong was covered with goosebumps like an electric shock, turned his head tremblingly, looked at the aunt who was striding over and muttered: "It's over, it's all your fault, Wu Gu, let's just enter the fantasy forest early!"

At this time, Wu Guhan's hair stood up, and his natural sense of battle made him feel a very dangerous force approaching, and subconsciously he wanted to dodge, but found that a big hand appeared from behind them, and the owner of the hand moved as fast as the legendary shrinking into inches, and the breath was still far away just now, and it was in front of him in a blink of an eye.

An aunt in pajamas with a cigarette butt in her mouth and a curling iron on her head stood behind them like this, and if he didn't look behind him, Wu Gu would definitely think that this breath was an angry beast.

"Isn't it, don't you infringe on the right of portraiture, aren't you afraid of being accused of plagiarism?" Wu Gu muttered, "Forget it, anyway, it will definitely be a tribute, well, a tribute." ”

The aunt grabbed Tong Tong's ears with one hand and shouted loudly: "Are you done with your homework? You know how to play every day, what kind of books do you still read like you! Go home and sell sweet potatoes! It's hard to find a child like you in the world!"

"One world, one mother. Wu Gu said speechlessly.

Tong Tong said with tears in his eyes: "No, Mom, it was this uncle who said that he wanted to take me to have fun, and when he came back, he taught me to write arcane homework, I agreed to do so that I could be a powerful magic analyst after learning arcane, you know that arcane is difficult." ”

Wu Gu looked at Tong Tong's innocent expression, and his heart was like 10,000 of them. "What's wrong with this world, are children so dark now?"

At this time, the aunt's face gradually turned around, and her cannibalistic eyes focused on Wu Gu's body, and the murderous aura emitted even cooled the air, even low-level and inconsequential supporting characters such as Qiao Duo and Li Shuang could feel it.

Li Shuang: "Big brother, it seems that the situation is wrong." ?"

Wu Gu: "Well, thirty-six plans, go for the best plan!"

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At the entrance of the Fantasy Forest, four people swayed left and right on the road,

Li Shuang: "Boss, hiss~ Why didn't you fight back just now." ”

"Nongdong Senmo, oh Na Hao Nan is not trembling" Wu Gu covered his swollen face, and replied while inhaling carefully,

Li Shuang: "Boss, what are you talking about?"

Qiao Duo: "What do you know, the boss is studying foreign cultures and striving to make the industry stronger and bigger!"

"Oh lock, Haonan Bugen neodymium trembles" Wu Gu said very seriously word by word,

Tria on the side held back a smile and hurriedly said, "Okay, okay, I may have a way for you to understand what he said."

Jodo looked surprised and asked, "Do you know how to translate magic?"

A green light faded from the tip of Tria's staff, and as she finished chanting the spell she muttered, this green light fell on Wu Gu's fat and swollen pig's face

"I said, good men don't fight with women!" Wu Gu exhaled a long breath, and finally said what he wanted to say, which made him feel very comfortable.

Qiao Duo said with a disappointed face: "Ah, it turned out to be restoration magic, I thought it was translation magic, and there is no way to do it in next week's Western Elf translation class." ”

"You don't understand," Wu Gu looked at the disbelieving expressions of the people around him, and said with a smile: "At that time, when his fist was only 0.01 centimeters away from me, in fact, at that time, I had already thought of thousands of possibilities, some of which could break her hand, some would cause the end of the world, and some would make the goblin lose his teeth." At this moment, I think of the nine-year compulsory education, the traditional virtues of thousands of years of culture, the love in the world, the love in the world, respect for the old and love the young, if everyone gives a piece of love, the world is a beautiful home~ So I chose the only win-win result for all beings among thousands of possibilities, which is to use my side face with Tai Chi softness to greet her fist with a gentle attitude to make everything beautiful again. ”

"So that's why I was punched hundreds of times by her?" Li Shuang said.

"If this were a horror novel, I'd let you die a miserable death. Wu Gu said gloomily

The crowd entered the fantasy forest

"So we have one less person in our team and can continue the mission?" Wu Gu asked Teria

"It seems like this, although the rules are not like this, if you say that there are five people, it should be five people," Tria replied in confusion

"Then what do you usually rely on to maintain the system? ”

"Consciously. ”

"A world of high consciousness。。。。。 Thinking of the previous regulations, all of which were consciously followed, Wu Gu felt powerless to complain.

"By the way, you haven't asked me what kind of place the Fantasy Forest is?" Tria said mischievously to Wu Gu,

"I don't want to hear it, I guess it's a lot of balabala background settings or something," Wu Gu said impatiently,

"Legends. Tria was about to say something, but was interrupted by Wu Gu: "Stop, don't talk about legends, as soon as you say legends, you will be forced to enter the plot, I just want to find the weasel grass quietly, and then make a big flower." ”

Tria blinked her big puzzled eyes and responded, "Okay, then you don't want to know about the weasel grass?"

"Well, this can be there. ”

I saw that Tria took a deep breath, and then said at a very fast speed of 5 times: "The Fantasy Forest is a forest in the central part of this continent, and it is also the largest forest in this continent, and there are many magical creatures living in it.

"What !!!, what? Magical animals are just used to study how to eat? Didn't you say that you didn't introduce it, why did you introduce it so ruthlessly at such a fast speed!!! Could it be that in addition to introducing me, there are other people to see!!" Wu Guqing's muscles burst out, and he almost slapped the table angrily.

"Fantasy Forest has always been a tourist attraction here, not only beautiful scenery, good ecological environment, but also many precious items, the gift of nature is the most beautiful, so children should protect nature. However, it is also known as one of the top ten dangerous scenic spots, because there are no protective measures, so there are a large number of criminal people flowing in, and there are many urban horror oh not fantasy horror rumors, such as the antler man, such as the tree man, etc."

"One tourist resort, one meeting of the top ten dangerous scenic spots, this is not an unscrupulous media, for the sake of traffic, any report can be written!!"

"But don't worry at all, the area we're looking for is very safe, and it's the perfect area for couples to get on vacation and beginners. ”

"Hey, are you possessed by an unscrupulous guide, I always feel like you're making a flag. ”

Wu Gu looked at Triya, who had nothing to do after introducing the background, and asked suspiciously, "Gone?"

"The area where the weasel is located is very safe~" Tria said very innocently

"Ann your sister!" Wu Gu angrily threw his sword!

"Well, our goal, safe can't be in the safety of the weasel!"