Watching the fire meteor fall far away, Huang Shaohong's eyes were full of hope, the reason why he stayed here and didn't leave was because when the alien 'parachuted' in the original plot, he landed directly in the courtyard of the Huaguo Mountain stage.

You read that right, it's 'skydiving'!

An alien spaceship, at the time of the crash, actually used an escape method similar to the ejection seat of a fighter jet.

At that time, when Huang Shaohong was watching the movie, he also complained that alien technology was really LOW, you said that when the plane crashed, at least there must be an escape cabin that can fly and land for a short distance!

As a result, after the alien was ejected, it was wrapped in an air-filled sphere and fell to the ground, which felt a bit nonsense no matter how you looked at it.

No matter what, Huang Shaohong came to this world and saw this scene with his own eyes, so he can only say that existence is reasonable.

At this time, Geng Hao did not rest, this cargo had cervical spondylosis, and he was playing with the computer with a traction!

Seeing Huang Shaohong get up, Geng Hao asked without replying: "What's wrong, did I not turn off the computer, and the screen shook you!" ”

Huang Shaohong shook his head with a smile: "It's okay, you play yours, I just think today's performance is a success, and I can't sleep when I'm excited!" ”

Speaking of this, Geng Hao also became excited:

"You don't know, our performance today is for people to take pictures with their mobile phones and post them on the Internet, Huanhuan's performance, and your light skills, brother, the click rate of kung fu in the past few hours has exceeded 10 million, we are on fire!"

Huang Shaohong smiled and shook his head, he had expected this kind of result, the legendary light skill was displayed in front of the world, breaking all suspicions and doubts, and naturally it would also set off a frenzy in the hearts of countless people.

He looked out of the window, and a silver-gray ball with a diameter of two meters fell from the sky on a rainy night, and hung directly on the decorative string of lights above the Huaguoshan Grand Stage.

More than a dozen wires wound the ball together, dissolving the impact of the ball's falling, and at the same time, the light line also swayed violently.

Thorn ...... Thorn ......

The lights and computer screens in the room flickered and soon returned to normal.

Geng Hao complained: "Hey, what a thing, the voltage is unstable when it rains, I've looked for it several times, and the electricity bill is not a lot at all!" ”

After speaking, seeing that Huang Shaohong didn't have a stubble, he smiled and browsed the comments on the Internet for tonight's performance.

When the dozen wires stopped shaking, a palm wearing a spacesuit broke through the escape ball and stretched out.

The escape ball burst open with air leaks, and quickly dried up like a leaking balloon, and a monkey-sized body in a spacesuit emerged from the shattered escape ball.

Huang Shaohong knew that this was the alien in the movie.

To the alien's dismay, he tore apart the shattered fragments of the escape ball, only to be entangled in more than a dozen wires.

The alien had no choice but to press the button on the spacesuit on his chest, and the spacesuit automatically disintegrated, allowing him to break free from the shackles of the wires, revealing the alien's green-skinned monkey-like nature.

Huang Shaohong covered his forehead, he couldn't stand it anymore, this Nima had just arrived on a planet and was not even sure whether he could adapt to survival, so he took off his spacesuit?

Well, even if the extraterrestrial high-tech has probably already detected the living environment of the earth and learned to adapt to the survival of aliens, what does it mean that you take off your spacesuit and 'go to the fruit'?

Are alien races so open? After taking off the spacesuit, you didn't even have a bikini, don't you grind your crotch?

Huang Shaohong's eyesight is super strong, although they are dozens of meters apart, he still sees the other party clearly, but he looks at it curiously for a long time, and he can't figure out whether the alien is male or female.

I saw that the alien was grasping the wire with his hand, climbing up little by little......

This Huang Shaohong is also a little puzzled, what kind of IQ does this alien have? Instead of coming down, you climb higher and higher, are you trying to climb back into space?

Huang Shaohong saw that the other party was wearing a black chain on his head, which should be the 'brainwave amplifier' that can release mental power in the movie, but why don't you fly down with this thing?

Think about this is the world of the plot, and there is no need to delve into some things that can't be explained clearly.

Maybe the alien was hit on the head during the rapid fall, and he might be in a state of show off for a short time.

Watching the green-skinned alien swaying upward, Huang Shaohong was worried about him, and the result was the same as the original plot, the wire that was caught and climbed by the alien may have been damaged in the impact with the escape ball just now, and finally couldn't bear the weight of the alien and broke.

With the breaking of the wire, the alien also fell down and smashed directly into the warehouse, and then there was a "sparse noise", and the sound alarmed Geng Hao, who was playing with the computer, and Da Fei, who was sleeping, were all alarmed.

"What's going on?"

Da Fei sat up from the sleeping sofa with a spirit, and his forehead was full of cold sweat!

Geng Hao ignored the goods, took the traction off his neck, walked to the window and looked out, and asked Huang Shaohong:

"What was the sound just now?"

Huang Shaohong shook his head and said, "It's too dark to see clearly, it seems to be a voice from the warehouse!" ”

Geng Hao was anxious when he heard this: "Oh no, my monkeys are still in the warehouse, are these things making trouble again!" As he spoke, he hurried out.

Huang Shaohong didn't follow, anyway, that thing had been locked by his metal ability, so he didn't worry for a moment, turned his head to Da Fei and asked, "Have a nightmare?" ”

"No, I just dreamed of my ex-wife!"

Da Fei took out two cigarettes and threw one to Huang Shaohong, then lit one himself and took a deep breath, he squinted his eyes, highlighting the deep crow's feet, that expression was telling others, you ask, I am a man with wine and stories.

Huang Shaohong ignored him, and after lighting a cigarette, he looked at Geng Hao, who was walking out of the window and towards the warehouse, with his mouth in his mouth.

Da Fei made a full gesture, but after waiting for a long time, he didn't see Huang Shaohong ask him, he couldn't stand it, and complained: "If you don't bring this, can you still chat happily like this, you have to continue to ask!" ”

Huang Shaohong said with a smile: "Okay, why did you get divorced?" Why is it like a nightmare to dream about your ex-wife? ”

Da Fei stood up and walked to the window:

"I have been with Geng Hao since I was a child, and I learned to play monkey with his father, who is my master, and then reluctantly got married, but my wife thought I didn't make money, so I fell and beat me when I had nothing to do, and I barely lived together for two years, and then ran away with a boss who sold pork!"

After speaking, Da Fei pointed to his head: "Brought me a green hat!" ”

Huang Shaohong patted him on the shoulder: "Some things take a long time......

Da Fei answered: "It's useless, I told me that I can't forget it in my life!" ”

Huang Shaohong shook his head and said: "That's not it, I want to tell you that you will get used to cuckolding after a long time!" ”

“......”

Da Fei said bitterly: "Are you so unsympathetic? ”

After speaking, he waved his hand, and then said: "From the day my ex-wife left, I vowed never to play monkey again, I must be prosperous in my life, and I will never be looked down upon again, I am going to get things, I must take them back with my own hands!" ”

"Otherwise, I'll become a monkey, a monkey trained by people, and a special green (shai), so that I can't see it when I cuckold!"

As soon as Da Fei finished speaking, Geng Hao hurriedly ran in: "Hey...... Look at this thing! ”

The two turned their heads to look, and saw Geng Hao walking in with a green, monkey-like creature in his arms.

Huang Shaohong looked at Da Fei with a smile, and the latter said in surprise:

"Is this an oath?"

Da Fei touched his face as he spoke, then looked at himself again, and found that his body had not changed, so he said happily:

"I'm scared of your father, I'll just say that I'm the agent of Brother Huang, and the development is just around the corner, how can I still swear an oath......"

Halfway through his words, he saw the appearance of the thing in Geng Hao's arms, and suddenly froze: "Damn, what about this alien?" ”

Geng Hao put the alien on the table: "Nima is an alien, look at you like you are not educated!" ”

Da Fei walked in a few steps and took a closer look, the more he looked at it, the more he looked like it, and said unconvinced: "You are educated, so what is it to tell your father?" ”

Geng Hao pretended to say: "This looks like a primate, this is a monkey, it is estimated that it is the Congo in South America, and the scientific name is that ...... That's ......! ”

He said two of them in a row, but he didn't say what they were called:

"Anyway, this product is in love with our family Huanhuan, I want to get it, but it fell from the house, thanks to the fact that I cleaned up the rags in the warehouse when I bought a new monkey two days ago, otherwise those rags fell down, and our family Huanhuan was easy to hurt!"

Da Fei suddenly said: "Then I know, the scientific name of your thing should be 'Congo Sao Sao Monkey'!" ”

Geng Hao ignored the goods and took down the 'brainwave enhancement instrument' from the alien's head: "Look at this ring, this look is domestic!" ”

As he spoke, he brought it to his head, and Huang Shaohong clearly felt that the other objects in the room trembled slightly, as if they might rise from the ground at any time.

Fortunately, Geng Hao compared it and found that it was not long enough, so he took it down.

Huang Shaohong stretched out his hand and said, "This chain is good, be a key chain for me!" ”

Geng Hao casually handed over the chain: "The vision is good, in fact, I think so too, but brother, you speak, this thing belongs to you!" ”

Huang Shaohong smiled, took the chain and studied it, put it on his head and did make it smaller, so he simply hung it around his neck as a necklace first, and then asked the governor to study it to see if he could master the technology.

It didn't take much effort, the originally unconscious alien slowly opened his eyes, and Da Fei pointed at it and said, "Wake up, this thing is awake!" ”

Geng Hao stretched out his hand, opened the alien's mouth and looked at the teeth: "You have to be three years old!" ”

The alien slowly regained his senses, and when he saw three people watching around him, he couldn't help but be startled, and stood up from the table with a bang, and subconsciously stepped back.

Da Fei was amazed: "It's strange, it looks like it's really a Congo monkey!" ”

At this time, the alien also calmed down, bared his teeth at the three of them, made a vicious gesture, and then stretched out a green finger and nodded at the three of them.

Huang Shaohong knew that this alien was planning to use the 'brainwave augmenter' to use the function of telekinesis to deal with a few people, so he didn't speak when he smiled, wondering in his heart whether this thing was so ugly, and whether there was any value in dissecting and researching.

The alien was stunned, with no effect, and immediately realized something, and touched his big green skull, and his eyes suddenly became hideous.

Da Fei, who had also trained monkeys, suddenly became alert: "What do you want to do?" ”

The alien stretched out his hand in front of Da Fei and grinned at the same time!

Geng Hao saw the 'green-skinned monkey' stretching out his hand, thinking that he was going to shake hands with him, he immediately grabbed the alien's palm, and his eyes lit up: "I'll go, this is a training!" ”

Da Fei's focus was not on this, he saw that the alien only had four fingers, shook his head and said, "Four fingers, this is not very good!" ”

Geng Hao glared at him: "Your cousin still has six fingers!" ”

"I didn't talk like that!"

The two of them were talking nonsense, and the alien suddenly saw the black chain around Huang Shaohong's neck, and immediately withdrew his hand, and then pounced on him with his teeth and claws.

'Smack'

As soon as the alien jumped up from the table, he was slapped down by Da Fei's mouth: "Hey, you dare to stand up!" ”

The alien got up, his face full of incredulity, he considered himself a superior race, and he actually let the natives of a backward planet beat him.

Instant rage!

This time, I flew directly towards the big again, as for the 'brainwave booster' or something, I scratched the unbeaten goods in front of me first, and then took revenge.

Geng Hao had already copied the whip of the monkey training, and before Da Fei could make a move, he 'snapped' the whip and whipped it on the alien.

The alien was completely stunned, the corners of his lips and eyes began to twitch, and then he looked at the place where he was whipped, it was so painful.

Geng Hao pointed at him with a whip and said, "Are you still making trouble?" You're moving and trying! ”

The alien covered his arms and retreated with some fear, Geng Hao showed the face of the slave owner in the past and said: "Tell you, when you wanted to flirt with my family just now, you smashed the roof of my warehouse and leaked it to me, which will cost you!" ”

"Before you find your master, you stay here and don't leave, and you can't eat and live for nothing, go back and train me to work for this Huanhuan and them, and you should pay for food!"

Geng Hao didn't care whether the 'green-skinned monkey' understood it or not, and after he finished speaking, he shook the whip and made a 'snap' sound, which immediately scared the aliens.

Huang Shaohong stepped forward with a smile, squatted down and looked down at the aliens, and said with a pun: "It's the first time you come to our place, then be honest and tell you a truth, you have to stand up when you are beaten, you know?" ”

When the alien saw him approaching, there was a look of ferocity and longing in his eyes, and he lunged at him, grabbing the black chain around his neck.

Huang Shaohong was more ruthless than those two, flexed his middle finger and came first, and directly flicked it on the alien's coconut-like brain.

With a 'bang', the alien flew out upside down and fell to the ground, and then rolled on the ground with his head covered, which was so painful.

Huang Shaohong grabbed the alien's legs, split them directly, looked at them carefully, and then turned his head and asked, "Is this thing male or female?" ”

Da Fei glanced at it twice and said curiously: "Nothing, what is this mosaic with!" ”

Geng Hao also came over and studied curiously: "Really, I've never seen anything like this in my life, did you say that I was fanned?" ”

After the alien was in pain, he didn't dare to resist, and he didn't move even if he covered his face with his hands, the meaning was obvious, if you want to do something, hurry up!

Huang Shaohong stood up with a smile: "Okay, you two train monkeys, I'll go out for a walk!" ”

Da Fei turned around and asked, "It's raining outside, why are you going, do you need me to drive you?" ”

"It's okay, go out to breathe, practice by the way, you can play by yourself!"

As soon as he said this, Da Fei was relieved, and felt that such a master of martial arts had to carry people on his back to practice, and immediately reminded:

"What, don't stand too high when you practice, it's going to be over when the thunder strikes on this rainy day!"

Huang Shaohong just went out, and he couldn't help but have a black line when he heard the words.

After he came out of the 'Huaguo Mountain Grand Stage', he saw that there was no one in the World Garden on this rainy night, so he immediately avoided the camera, took out the magic floating cloak and took off into the air.

Huang Shaohong remembered that in the movie, the place where the alien spacecraft fell was in the river not far from the World Park, and the range was definitely no more than five kilometers.

He rose high into the air, and under the cover of night, found the river in the movie, flew along the river, and used his metal ability to sense the location of the ship.

Finally, on a river about three kilometers northeast of the World Park, I felt a huge metal object under the river, which was exactly the same shape as the spaceship in the movie.

Huang Shaohong waved his hand, and a mirror space shrouded the river surface here, and then activated his metal ability, and in an instant, he saw the waves rolling on the river surface, and after a while, a huge metal object floated out of the water, which was the alien spaceship.

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