Chapter 306: A Happy Journey (2-in-1)
The convoy departed from Morocco and headed east, the first Hummer was filled with soothing country music, Huang Shaohong held the steering wheel in one hand, a lit cigar in the other, his elbow rested on the lowered window, and he took a puff from time to time.
Laura, on the other hand, reclined the seat of the car and leaned back on the back of the seat, with her bare feet on the passenger dashboard, wearing sunglasses, and also holding a cigar in her mouth, puffing on smoke from time to time.
"You're really extravagant, this cigar is made of gold and diamond crystal, it's your own custom, right?" Laura took off the cigar and moved it with two fingers, and immediately the gold and diamonds shone brightly.
"Sort of, I'll give you more if you like to go back, but I must say that the way you hold a cigar is very tempting, I like it!"
Laura also laughed after hearing this, but her fist honestly and unceremoniously pounded Huang Shaohong's thigh, Huang Shaohong not only did not cry out in pain, but also laughed: "Honey, use some more force!" ”
Unlike ordinary people, Huang Shaohong enjoys the feeling of long-distance driving trips, driving on the road all the time, with no end in sight, no way out, as if time is forever stuck in this moment.
The car intercom came with a 'zigzag...... Zi's sound, and then Wang Kaixuan's voice came from the walkie-talkie: "I said Brother Huang, what are you doing, laughing so loudly, beware of being happy and sad, don't overturn the car!" ”
Wang Kaixuan drove the second Humvee, and also opened the window, hearing the laughter of the dog man and woman in front of him clearly, and saw the two flirting and scolding from the rear windshield of Huang Shaohong's Hummer, and couldn't help but laugh.
"Lao Wang, drive your car, you are Chiguoguo's jealousy!"
Another voice came out of the channel of the walkie-talkie, it was Hu Bayi's, he was enjoying the two-person world with Shirley Yang in the third car, but the channels of the walkie-talkie were all figured out, so he couldn't help but interject when he heard Wang Kaixuan's words.
"Phew, you're embarrassed to speak, let me tell you, Taizu said well, 'If you don't fall in love for the purpose of marriage, it's a hooligan'!"
Shirley Yang's voice came out of the walkie-talkie: "Did Taizu say this?" Isn't that what Shakespeare said? ”
Everyone is used to laughing and laughing together, although Wang Kaixuan's sarcastic words include Shirley Yang, but she also laughed at it, she didn't take it seriously, she should talk about it and laugh.
This is also the reason why she is an ABC girl who grew up as a US emperor, and she can mingle with Hu Bayi and Wang Kaixuan, and become a captain who touches gold.
"Hey...... It's terrible to be uneducated, and you still don't listen to it if you want to read more books! ”
Wang Kaixuan said in a rather disgusted voice in the channel.
Laura Crawford suddenly picked up the walkie-talkie and said: "All for the purpose not to marry out of love is here bullying, Shakespeare's sentence translated into your Chinese is 'A marriage without love is an immoral marriage'!" ”
In a word, the coffin is conclusive!
Wang Kaixuan probably knew that what people said was right, and immediately left a sentence: "Don't talk to you ignorant people, I'm going to concentrate on driving!" "Just put down the walkie-talkie and don't show up.
Immediately after that, there was a roar of laughter in the car channel.
Huang Shaohong looked at Laura: "That sentence was really said by Shakespeare?" I also thought it was Taizu who said it! ”
When everyone returned to silence and concentrated on driving, Laura unfolded the materials used in this trip one by one and studied them in her hands: "Huang, do you have any plans for this mission?" We enter the Sahara, what next? ”
"Sahara" is derived from the Arabic language, which means "great desert", and this desolate land of more than 9 million square kilometers stretching from the Atlantic Ocean in the west to the Red Sea coast on the winter solstice is also the largest desert in the world, even larger than the entire US imperialism.
The information provided by the United Nations for this mission was extremely limited, if not pitiful, and blindly looking for the legendary German base would be tantamount to looking for a needle in a haystack.
Huang Shaohong smiled, looking like he was in his chest, Laura shook her head helplessly, and reminded:
"The German officer who was on a mission to hide the gold was Sir Gedeline's lieutenant Hans, and this time Jack Chan found the granddaughter of Adjutant Hans to join his team, I think if you are not well prepared, it will be difficult to defeat this Asian Eagle!"
"You can't have a little confidence in your man, this is the first business since the establishment of our company, how can it fail!"
Huang Shaohong said and picked up the walkie-talkie: "Natasha, tell me about the information you have!" ”
Natasha, Governor, and Jalvo were in charge of pressing in the last car, and when they heard Huang Shaohong's words, they immediately picked up the walkie-talkie and said:
"To build an underground military base in the desert, we need to consider a series of issues such as transportation, supply, and water sources, and combined with the situation during World War II, we analyzed that there are nine locations that are most suitable and reasonable to build underground bases......
"Combined with a comprehensive analysis of the deployment of German troops in Africa during World War II, I think that if there is such an underground base under the Sahara Desert, 80% of it should be in the desert area of southern Tunisia."
Laura whistled, "Is your assistant good?" It's professional enough, and the body is still hot, and I don't know if I've been tricked into bed by you! ”
Huang Shaohong was too lazy to argue with this chick, he had a terrible temperament, he was tossed by himself that day, and he didn't agree to be a woman who was only himself, but now because Natasha tastes good, he doesn't know what to make trouble about.
He felt that such a girl who considered herself a strong woman should be stronger than her in order to make her submit, so he planned to end this mission and train the other party well, so that she would know how to obey her man.
On the night of the convoy's departure from Morocco, everyone camped on the barren Gobi, lit a bonfire and set up a barbecue, and ate enough meat steaks, chicken wings, and ostrich eggs.
Laura couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "I don't know if you are here to explore the treasure or come to camping!" ”
As soon as the meat was tested, as if smelling the fragrance, two off-road vehicles of the Waguo brand drove towards the bonfire, and the combat team personnel in charge of vigilance on the periphery immediately sent out a signal of vigilance, and then pulled out and grabbed it, guarding carefully.
Everyone put down the things in their hands and looked over there, Huang Shaohong glanced at it, and sneered: "This kid has a dog nose, and he will pick up the cheap food as soon as he gets it!" ”
"Friends, don't shoot, it's me Jack Chen!" The car stopped, and the big-nosed eagle, with two women and his guide, stepped out of the car.
"Hello everyone, what a coincidence, it just so happens that we haven't eaten either, let's go together!" The Flying Eagle gave full play to the spirit of 'being thick-skinned and eating enough', and leaned over with his people.
The guards first blocked the other party with guns, and then turned their heads to look at Huang Shaohong, waiting for the boss's decision, if the boss shook his head, they would drive the Asian Flying Eagle away as soon as possible.
"Hey, Huang, we're friends!" Jack Chen waved to Huang Shaohong enthusiastically, the latter nodded, and said loudly: "Let them come over!" ”
Jack immediately smiled, waved his hand with the others, and then strode towards Huang Shaohong, and hugged Laura with open arms:
"Laura, let's meet again, don't you miss me!"
He's greeted with Laura's USPMatch Race Pistol!
Jack Chen's feet did not stop, his posture remained the same, his face did not change in the face of the pistol, and he hugged Huang Shaohong next to Laura: "Huang, I don't see you for a day, I miss you to death!" ”
Huang Shaohong was also convinced by this stinky and shameless one, as if he was thicker than his own cheek, he smiled and said to Feiying:
"What's the matter, my chick is spicy enough, next time I want to take advantage of it, be careful of her bullets!"
Jack Chen's eyes widened: "You really got it?" How is this possible, where do you have me handsome......"
Huang Shaohong pushed him away: "You say that, it makes me very unhappy, let's eat steak, you eat yellow sand!" ”
"Jack is talking nonsense like this, everyone can see it, this Mr. Huang is much more handsome than Jack Chen, and he is not on the same line at all!"
An Asian woman who wore glasses and looked like Hong Kong Island star Lucy Cheng nodded to Huang Shaohong in a friendly manner, and then stepped on the Asian Flying Eagle with words, and turned her head to look at the grill after speaking:
"Oops, this piece of meat is going to be burned, and it won't be eaten if it is roasted again!"
After speaking, she picked up a fork on the side and forked a piece, put it in her mouth and took a bite, and her mouth was suddenly full of oil, and she instantly showed a happy face.
Laura put away the gun and introduced Huang Shaohong: "This lady is the desert expert that the Earl sent to Jack, Ada!" ”
"Hello, hello!" Ida didn't have a ladylike image at all, chewing beef in her mouth, and nodded violently at Huang Shaohong.
"Didn't the Earl see that I didn't have a team, so he asked Ada to help!" Jack Chen explained awkwardly, he was also hungry, and after speaking, he smiled at Huang Shaohong and said:
"I just said that you are so handsome than me!"
After he finished speaking, he also took two forks, one and handed it to the white girl behind him, he took one himself, forked a piece of beef and put it in his mouth and chewed it, and nodded vigorously: "It's so fragrant!" ”
After speaking, I saw that there was beer on the side, so I honestly and unceremoniously took a can, opened it and drank it.
Laura introduced the white girl to Huang Shaohong again: "That is Elsa, the granddaughter of Adjutant Hans!" ”
The latter ate very gently, and when he heard someone introduce himself, he hurriedly greeted: "Hello! ”
Jack Chen winked at Laura as he ate, and said, "Laura, you were sent to protect the key, at least be neutral!" ”
At the same time, there were Hu Bayi, Shirley Yang, and Wang Kaixuan eating barbecue around the bonfire.
"I said the Asian Flying Chicken, right? You've eaten and drunk, so you have to share some information, and you're embarrassed to eat and drink here! ”
Jack Chen's skin is definitely thick enough, and when he heard this, he made a helpless gesture of reaching out, and then forked up a piece of meat to feast.
However, the granddaughter of Adjutant Hans had no heart, and said, "According to the map......"
Before he finished speaking, Ida, a desert expert on the side, covered his mouth, and then smiled around: "We people of the Celestial Empire, pay attention to food, don't talk or sleep, don't talk when eating, everyone eats quickly, and it's easy to get windy when talking!" ”
Wang Kaixuan sneered: "Don't say it, this young lady and this Asian flying chicken are a natural pair!" ”
"Me and him (her)?" Jack Chan and Ada looked at each other with disdain at the same time, with a look of disgust.
The Asian Flying Eagle obviously had the information that the 'Touching Gold Captain Exploration Company' did not have, but he didn't say anything about it, and when he was still eating, he wanted to find out the route and destination of Huang Shaohong and the others.
As a result, Huang Shaohong looked at him like this without saying a word, and he was embarrassed to stare at himself, so he automatically retreated!
While eating and drinking, the aroma of barbecue obviously attracted not only the Asian eagles, but also the two greedy 'Atlas brown bears' in the wasteland.
When everyone saw the brown bear, they were all taken aback, and the company fighters asked Huang Shaohong if he wanted to shoot, and the latter shook it, pretended to eat to the side, but in fact put the food in the 'traveler's backpack' The governor said, "I'll give it to you!" ”
The governor stood up and nodded, and headed for the two brown bears.
Jack Chen hurriedly said: "Huang, hurry up and let him come back, no, let's hide in the car and be fine, no matter how strong he is, he can't be the opponent of the brown bear!" ”
Laura stood with Jack Chen this time, and also spoke: "Huang, you can't take the lives of your subordinates as child's play!" ”
Ida and Elsa were also anxiously persuaded, but Hu Bayi and Wang Kaixuan were not too worried, but they knew Huang Shaohong's combat effectiveness, and the strength of the people he believed in was definitely not bad.
Just as Laura took out the snatch and was about to shoot, Huang Shaohong held down the muzzle of her gun and said to the governor: "It's not dangerous, let's see!" ”
Laura was about to go crazy when she saw that the governor had walked up to the first bear, and the bear man stood up and threw himself directly at him with both palms raised.
Just as everyone screamed in surprise, they saw the governor avoid this pounce, and then slammed a punch on the head of the 'Atlas Brown Bear', and the huge body of the Brown Bear fell to the ground with a 'boom', and there was no movement, and he was knocked unconscious by a punch.
Seeing this, the other brown bear turned around and ran away, but was knocked unconscious by the governor with the same punch, and then saw this strong man from Europe and the United States, dragging the hind legs of the two brown bears, walking towards the distance, keeping them at a safe distance from the camp.
Ada, the desert expert, looked at it with his jaw down, turned to the Asian Flying Eagle and asked, "You are known as the first person in the Asian exploration community, can you do it?" ”
Jack Chen looked stupid, is this still a human, and when he heard Ida ask him, he didn't even think about it and said, "Did you say feed them?" I guess I'm about the same physique! ”
Laura also looked at Huang Shaohong in surprise: "I'm wondering, is it my first choice, it's too casual!" ”
Huang Shaohong was about to arrest her, Laura smiled and picked it away, and raised his beer.
Just as the two were laughing, the lights of a row of cars lit up in the distance, and the sound of the car engine came from far and near, Huang Shaohong glanced at it, then turned around abruptly and ordered everyone: "If there is a situation, go back to the car!" ”