I'm not dealing with ghosts, I'm going to deal with demons.

This is unusual, there are countless legends about demons, and the most famous is the nine-tailed demon fox.

Rat Daxian is also a demon in nature.

Turning a person into a real demon is a real demon!

I'm a little anxious, I don't know much about fox yellow, white willow gray, and I don't know how to deal with it, but now I know that the rat fairy turns into a demon, so what's the point?

How does a feng shui master deal with demons?

"Boss Tao, in your Northeast legends, how did you deal with the five immortals who turned into people?" I hurriedly asked.

Tao Zhengguang said bitterly: "We regard the five immortals as gods, we can only be in awe, and the five immortals who transform into people are even more unprovoked, who dares to deal with them." ”

He couldn't.

However, he turned his face and said back to his previous proposal: "You still have to invite the fairy to come up, the fox fairy, the yellow fairy, and the willow fairy, as long as you invite the fairy to come up, you will definitely be able to deal with the rat immortal." ”

Only magic can defeat magic.

I smiled wryly, I wouldn't really want to ask a fox or a weasel or even a snake to go on my body, would I?

"Brother Li, we're here." Wang Dong came over at this time, and he had already explained what had happened to Qilinzi.

Qilinzi looked like he was dragging and dragging it, although it was empty, but he forcibly pretended to be forced: "After tossing for a long time, it turned out to be a mouse, isn't it the five immortals of the shaman sect?" My Nine Ghost Gates have branches outside the gate, and if you had said it earlier, Lao Tzu would have killed the mouse! ”

I raised my eyebrows, the unicorn is so powerful?

"Who is this gentleman?" Tao Zhengguang was overjoyed and asked politely.

"The first master of the Lower Righteous Path, the Qilin Emperor of Shengtian is also." Qilinzi said arrogantly.

Tao Zhengguang asked, "Mr. Qilin, do you know the five immortals?" Can you deal with the Rat Immortal? It seems to be going to be human. ”

"Humanization? Do you believe in the legends of the Manchus? You Northeast people are superstitious, just a refined mouse, don't be afraid. "The unicorn doesn't believe that rats can turn into humans.

I deliberately provoked: "Qilinzi, don't force it if you don't believe it, you can't even deal with the big rats, and it's a waste of time to listen to you." ”

"Li Shiyi, you look down on me? I don't believe that rats can turn into humans, but I know everything about the five immortals. What do you know, please fairy, ghost door thirteen needles, what do I not understand? Are you fake when I learn to be rich and five cars? "The unicorn is not angry.

Tao Zhengguang's eyes lit up, he saw hope, and said respectfully: "Mr. Qilin even knows the trick and the thirteen needles of the ghost gate, and he must know the five immortals!" ”

I'm a little surprised, what is this?

Qilinzi became proud when he saw that I was confused, and began to give me popular science.

"The so-called trick is to open the spiritual knot, the nine orifices of the human body, all open, and then you can invite the fairy to the upper body, the fox yellow and white willow gray can be invited, as well as the tiger fairy, the eagle fairy, and even the pig fairy. Whoever has mastered the method of beating must be a shaman, who was highly revered in the past. Qilinzi said with a clear look.

"Yes, yes, that's it, I also propose that Master Li invite the immortal to come up, but I don't know how to do it." Tao Zhengguang's eyes became brighter and brighter.

Qilinzi glared at him and signaled not to interrupt, and continued to say: "After asking Xian'er to cure the disease, you should ask Xian'er to leave, but some Xian'er refuses to go, so what should I do?" You have to use the thirteen needles of the ghost gate. ”

"From the Renzhong acupoint to the perineum acupoint, there are a total of thirteen acupuncture points, all of which are inserted with silver needles, and each acupuncture point is inserted in a different way, and the Renzhong acupoint is an oblique puncture from the bottom to the top for 3-5 minutes...... Forget it, you don't understand if you talk too much, in short, if you go down with thirteen needles, Xian'er will be driven away. The more Qilinzi talked, the more arrogant he became.

I nodded my head, I see.

The culture of the five immortals is also quite exquisite.

Wang Dong spoke: "Qilinzi, you are right, why can't you even stop the big mouse?" Can you deal with Rat Daxian? ”

Qilinzi sneered, and then said arrogantly: "Hmph, it's just that the dead mouse sneaked up on me." As for the rat immortal, it is very simple to deal with it, please ask the fairy to kill it. ”

Isn't this Tao Zhengguang's method?

Tao Zhengguang nodded again and again: "What Mr. Qilin said is extremely true, it can only be like this." ”

"What kind of person is suitable for playing tricks and inviting fairies?" Wang Dong asked again.

Qilinzi hugged his hands and said: "First, be confident and bold, so that you will not be scared and lose your soul; second, the body is relatively weak, so that the yang energy is not heavy, and there will be no conflict with the fairy; Third, those who know the thirteen needles of the ghost gate, the thirteen needles and needles will kill people at every turn, and they must be used by themselves, not by others. ”

He said and yawned weakly: "You can find your own candidates, Ben Shao's free guidance can be regarded as repaying Li Shiyi's life-saving grace." ”

Several of us glanced at each other, and we all stared at the unicorn fiercely.

He was a little confused, frowned, and said, "What are you looking at me?" ”

"Mr. Kirin, you are the most suitable! You are a confident person at first glance, and your face must be weak if you are so pale, and more importantly, you will have thirteen needles in the ghost door, and you know how to insert it! Tao Zhengguang grabbed the hand of the unicorn and was extremely excited.

Qilinzi was stunned for a moment, and then burst into a foul mouth: "Damn, Lao Tzu didn't invite animals to come up, shame!" ”

"How can you lose face? Shanya suffered this catastrophe, and the lives of the people of the whole city were in danger, and Mr. Kirin was a hero given to Shanya by God! Tao Zhengguang squeezed Qilinzi's hand tighter, and put a set of rainbow farts on his mouth.

The unicorn is quite useful, but still refuses to agree.

Wang Dongrun moistened his throat and said: "Qilinzi, if you are willing to dedicate yourself, our Brother Li will teach you to urge the Vajra Seal." ”

"Why don't you really open a pot and mention which pot, Li Shiyi Laozi asked you, how did the King Kong seal move?" The unicorn was angry.

I couldn't help but laugh: "I thought you would have done it a long time ago...... In this way, you clean up the rat fairy, and I will teach you by hand. ”

"Done! His grandmother's, Lao Tzu doesn't believe that he can't move a King Kong seal, my unicorn has the posture of a great emperor, winning half a day, who dares to say invincible in front of me, who dares to call it undefeated! ”

It's okay, it's okay, and the more it blows, the more boundless it becomes.

Let's just say it, and the unicorn will ask the fairy to clean up the rat immortal.

But he had a request: "I only invite fox fairies, not weasels and snakes, and the monster will respond." ”

"You're afraid you want to hire a vixen, right?" Wang Dong was buried.

"Shut up your hammer business, steal your manhole cover!"

"Alright, don't make any noise, let's go to the gathering place of the foxes." Without further ado, I'm afraid that the rat will turn into a human, and I must catch it before it transforms into a human.

Tao Zhengguang immediately made a phone call, and after a while, he said happily: "In the mountains near the sea in the southern suburbs, there are foxes in the mangrove forests for dozens of miles, and there are quite a lot, there must be fox fairies!" ”

"Then let's go, let the fox fairy clean up the rat fairy!" I waved my hand, and a few people ran to the entrance and got into Tao Zhengguang's car.

He drove the three of us to the mangrove forest in the southern suburbs, and it was only three quarters of an hour away, there were no large beaches, no Gold Coast, only people from far and near, and some farms.

The mangrove forest is also here, dozens of miles long, and it is connected to the mountains.

We headed straight for the mangroves, the soil under our feet was very wet, but luckily the tide was receding now, otherwise we would have been flooded.

"Tao Zhengguang, you are outside the forest, don't go in." For the sake of safety, I left Tao Zhengguang, a mortal, who was inconvenient to face the fox fairy. He agreed, and stayed outside.

I, Wang Dong, and Qilinzi went in, went deep into the mangrove forest, and walked to a drier place.

Since we weren't really looking for foxes, we found a hidden place and prepared to cast spells.

Qilinzi looked at the surrounding trees and hillsides, kicked the dead branches and leaves on the ground, and then sat down with his ass and told us solemnly: "I'll play the trick later, the nine tricks will be opened, you have to protect me." ”

"Aren't your nine orifices open? The big rat bites you open. Wang Dong asked.

"You know a fart, the big mouse is a strong open, I have to figure it out myself, from the inside out, sincerely invite the fairy to the body, this is the same as worshiping the Buddha, sincerity is the spirit." Qilinzi is right.

I said I understood and let him start.

He looked around again, then folded his hands and sat cross-legged, his whole body relaxed, and slowly his back began to bend, obviously not exerting his strength.

Wang Dong and I didn't say anything, and I couldn't understand how the unicorn was played, so I could only watch it fixedly.

I don't know how long it took, Qilinzi's body trembled, and a yin wind arose around him.

Wang Dong shuddered and looked around with some uneasiness.

I also looked at it, and I couldn't see anything.

However, Qilinzi suddenly opened his eyes, showing a little charm in his eyes, and the corners of his mouth were bent, looking like a wave of hooves.

Wang Dong and I have a cold cold, and everyone is stupid.

Kirin glanced at us, then got up and walked outside.

He walked with his ass twisted and twisted, like walking with a cat's step, which is the footwork of a fox, and when he puts it on a person, he highlights a bitch in a bitch.

"Brother Li, is the fox fairy on his body?" Wang Dong asked me secretly.

"Probably, let's keep up, the fox fairy is going to clean up the rat fairy." I waved to follow.

Wang Dong was happy, took out his mobile phone and secretly took a picture of the chicken woman step of the unicorn, laughing so much.