How Project 471 got out of hand
A piece of soap wrapped in a secret letter crossed a delicate parabola in the air and landed precisely at the door of the Yuelai Inn.
Then.
As soon as the soap landed, it was bent down and picked up by an aunt carrying a vegetable basket.
The aunt opened the paper bag, saw the delicate soap wrapped inside, and was so happy that she took the soap into her arms, for fear of being seen, and hurriedly disappeared into the crowd along the street.
"!"
Li Hailong's face darkened, and he couldn't help scolding, and the soap he threw was 100% picked up by the designated object, but it was not ruled out that it was picked up by others before the designated object picked it up.
"You should have thrown it on the roof." Li Mu said leisurely.
"Brother Bohu, throwing soap is also your magical power?" Hu Xiaotong, who came to see the excitement, couldn't help laughing.
She had seen Xu Xian pick up soap, and at that time she only thought that Tang Bohu had used soap to cast some other spells, and later she always saw Tang Bohu playing with a few small pieces of soap in his hand, which was also his special habit, just like a walnut.
Today, Li Xiaobai suddenly mentioned throwing soap for Wang Daoling to pick it up, and Hu Xiaotong finally realized that throwing soap may be a spell of Tang Bohu.
Then, she witnessed the soap thrown by Tang Bohu being picked up by old ladies one by one.
Even though Hu Xiaotong repeatedly warned himself that he couldn't provoke the two dream masters, he still couldn't help laughing.
This skill of throwing soap is really as unreliable as his words!
Li Hailong glanced at her, flipped his wrist, and threw a piece of soap three meters away.
Hu Xiaotong seemed to have received an order, her head turned suddenly, three steps and two steps, and in her own stunned expression, she rushed to the soap bar not far away.
She had the heart to restrain herself, but she couldn't restrain herself at all.
That little piece of soap was like a jewel, like a piece of gold, and like a delicious food......
Exudes a deadly allure.
At that moment, everything around her seemed to be blurred, and all that was left in her eyes was that small piece of soap, and there was only one thought in her mind, pick it up, pick it up......
When she really held the soap in the palm of her hand, the demonic thoughts disappeared in an instant, and the world that belonged to her gradually returned.
Then, she was stunned and swallowed subconsciously.
suddenly understood the principle of Xu Xian dropping the golden hairpin and turning his head to pick up soap, damn the magic power, it is more evil than words!
Looking at Li Hailong's side face, Hu Xiaotong inexplicably remembered the origin of picking up soap, his face flushed, and he took a sip, damn dream master, he actually studied some unreliable skills!
"Boss, it's too late to go back and write another one!" Throwing out the soap to prove his ability to Hu Xiaotong, Li Hailong stopped paying attention to her, he hesitated for a moment, and suddenly said, "What now?" Wang Daoling Conan is possessed, and through clues, he will discover the truth about the theft of silver......"
", shut your crow's mouth." Li Mu flicked his fingers, clicked on Li Hailong's dumb hole, and said in a low voice, "Your brain let the door clamp, how high Conan's IQ is, don't add buffs to the enemy like this!" ”
Li Hailong's embarrassed luck rushed open the acupoint, and smiled: "I made a mistake." ”
Two teases!
Hu Xiaotong glanced at the corners of her mouth silently, and returned to the two of them with the soap, in the past two days, her personal hygiene was not very clean, and the soap was not going to be returned to Tang Bohu.
Such a moment of effort.
There was a burst of chickens and dogs jumping on the street, and Wang Daoling, who was wearing an apricot-yellow robe, passed through the wall and transferred the house, shouting and screaming from the direction of the county government.
Behind him, seven or eight officials led by Li Gongfu were in hot pursuit.
The people in the streets dodged.
"It's too late!" Li Mu looked at Wang Daoling, who was waving the dust, with a frightened face, and he didn't know what was going on, thought about it, and cast the skill of reproducing the soap opera classic between him and Bai Suzhen.
As long as they can meet, there will always be sparks.
Wang Daoling rushed in front, and Li Gongfu chased after him: "Dao Chief, where are you going?" Your degree is still with me, you can't run away......"
Just now, he took Wang Daoling to investigate the silver vault.
As a result, Wang Daoling didn't know what kind of wind he was pumping, so he suddenly bumped into everyone, turned around and ran.
Li Gongfu didn't have time to think about it, so he got up and chased after him.
The silver treasury is heavy, who knows if Wang Daoling has fished out a piece of silver, even if he didn't steal it, Wang Daoling was invited by him at a great price and paid a deposit.
Let him run away for no reason, and the magistrate can't explain it!
……
It was as if a wind was blowing in front of Li Mu and the others.
In the incredible eyes of the onlookers all over the street, Wang Daoling jumped up and landed in front of the aunt who picked up the soap.
Then, without hesitation, he put his hand into the arms of his aunt.
The aunt was stupid and stood there motionless.
Time.
The air seemed to stand still.
“fuck!” The corners of Li Hailong's eyes twitched, and he burst into a foul mouth.
Li Mu looked at Wang Daoling, who was robbing soap from his aunt's arms, as if he had discovered a new world, rubbed his chin and said, "Bohu, the skill of picking up soap is promising!" ”
Hu Xiaotong looked stupid, her palms were sweaty, and she secretly swore in her heart that when she saw small objects such as soap on the road in the future, she would never pick them up, it was terrible!
……
When Wang Daoling held the small soap and pulled his hand out of his aunt's arms, the Taoist chief was stupid: "I...... I'm not ......."
Syllable!
The aunt also came to her senses, trembling with anger, her face turned pale, and she slapped Wang Daoling in the face: "Shameless, follow me to see the official ......"
"I'm not, I don't, I'm ...... Who is plotting against this Dao Master! Wang Daoling was full of mouth, and he couldn't explain clearly, he pulled out his sword with his backhand, and looked around at the crowd pointing at him left and right, trying to find the culprit who had lost his mind.
Lost face.
Wang Dao Ling was angry: "I am the king of Maoshan Daoling, come out to compete with the Dao Master, rat generation, do you have the courage to admit it?" ”
Wang Daoling, who had a fierce face, frightened his aunt, thinking that he had met a madman, and he didn't dare to entangle anymore, so he moved his small steps and retreated to the side in fear, but he was taken advantage of by Ping, and he was unwilling after all.
Suddenly, out of the corner of her eye, she caught a glimpse of Li Gongfu and the others running over, and her courage instantly grew again: "Catch the head, catch that Taoist priest, in broad daylight, he actually insulted me on the street, and the neighbors can testify......"
Although it was far away, Li Gongfu still saw clearly what Wang Daoling had done, and his face was full of helplessness and puzzlement: "Wang Daochang, what are you doing here?" Even if you want to, you can't do this kind of thing on the street, right? ”
"Head catcher, it's not what you think, it's the Taoist Master who has fallen into a plot." Wang Daoling looked around vigilantly, unfolded his palm, and took out an object from the woman's body.
At the right time.
Baek Su-jeong was attracted by the riots in the street and pushed open the window to see what was happening.
Wang Daoling raised his head, looked at Bai Suzhen, and blurted out a sentence: "Suzhen, thank you!" ”
Bai Suzhen looked at Wang Daoling with a sad face: "I think you are so terrible!" ”
Xiaoqing poked her head out from the side: "Sister, what's wrong with you?" ”
Li Gongfu looked at Wang Daoling, then at Bai Suzhen, and asked strangely: "Wang Daochang, Miss Bai, do you know each other?" ”
Wang Daoling's eyes were no longer there, and he said sadly: "Terrible? Why? ”
Bai Suzhen: "You made me lose myself, for you, I seem to have abandoned the original me, although I have taught you a lesson in Mount Emei, but there are many doubts in my heart, I don't know if I am right or wrong?" I'm doing this just for you, I'm afraid of losing you, I feel helpless when you say a few heavy words, I'm just a little despised for myself, and the sky is out of luck! ”
Xiaoqing's eyes widened, and she didn't know why: "Sister? You and him? ”
Li Gongfu quietly stepped aside, and even the aunt who was despised by Wang Daoling also looked at the play with a look on her face, and no longer pestered Wang Daoling.
Wang Daoling: "Suzhen, I know that you are wronged, and I know how precious it is that you want to suppress your self-esteem and pride to accommodate me......"
"it, do it raw? It's random, it's random, and I don't care if the scene is suitable! ”
Li Mu subconsciously wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and looked up at the sky, if such a plot is repeated, it is estimated that the sky is already chaotic!
"Deep love and rain?" Hu Xiaotong's expression was entangled, and he couldn't bear to look directly at Wang Daoling and Bai Suzhen who were torturing each other, "You made it again?" ”
"Boss, when they come to their senses, they will kill each other!" Li Hailong watched it with relish, "Sure enough, it's still the boss, you are ruthless!" In this situation, I don't think it's necessary to investigate the treasury case. ”