Chapter 116: The Witch's Confession
Ding Cheng: ???
"Sorry, I don't understand." Ding Cheng said.
"Is there anything you don't understand?" Akua felt slightly unhappy: "I like you, I want to pursue you, what is so incomprehensible?" ”
Ding Cheng: !!
"Why? But why? ”
"Why? There is nothing why. Because I feel the sweetness. Akuya said solemnly, cocking her toes and sticking her head to Ding Cheng's chest to sniff.
"Let's play a little game of love." Akua said excitedly.
Ding Cheng: ???
"Is it okay to just do it as soon as we meet?"
"Wouldn't it be too fast and not reserved enough?"
"Besides, does President Ishizumi care? Isn't that mess out there cleaned up? For every second you are delaying now, an innocent flower and plant has been dissolved. ”
Ding Cheng said slowly, and in the middle of speaking, his tongue was suddenly blocked strongly.
"No, it's not the right time to say that!" Akuya took her head off Ding Cheng with great enthusiasm.
"Those things will naturally be handled by people who specialize in handling them. You don't care about those details! ”
"Now, the most important thing for me, for you, and for us is to be in love! Talk about an earth-shattering love, there is a fierce exchange of feelings, hurry up and be intense! ”
"I'm in love!"
"Love is bigger than the sky!"
"Just make me cool! Even if it's a flood outside! Akua cried out, and when Akua summoned the flood, there was a flood on the ground.
Ding Cheng: ???
As the goddess of water, Akuya's ability to summon water is basically at the flood level, and Ding Cheng is very familiar with this setting.
The flood inundated the site, this scene Ding Cheng has not never seen, the most recently, in the temple of the Sonozaki family's sacrificial utensils, Ding Chengcheng had seen the stone hall flooded by the spreading sewage.
But this time, Ding Cheng was deeply confused.
Because this time, it was my family that was flooded!
No, my rental, to be exact.
But there is no essential difference between the two.
"Ah——————h
Ding Cheng thought in a broken heart, and suddenly heard a terrifying scream, and someone shouted out for him.
Before Ding Cheng broke out, Jiazi broke out one step ahead of him.
"What's going on?"
"I haven't finished my fresh bananas yet?!"
Yoshiko's freshly imported high-grade bananas, half of which she ate, fell into the flood and drowned.
The flood swept in at that moment, without the slightest warning, and everyone present was not the slightest bit guarded, allowing the cold raindrops to lap indiscriminately on everyone's faces.
Ding Cheng, Yoshiko, Ellie, and Akuya herself were all wet.
Ding Cheng: ......
The flood raged in the 30-square-meter large bay, and soon, the smashed table legs, electric fans, and Xiaoice boxes in the bay all floated up from the bottom.
And Ellie and Yoshiko, who are confused, haven't fully figured out the situation yet.
"No, what's going on?"
"What the hell is going on?"
Ellie and Kako were deeply shocked.
Why is there a sudden flood in a good room?
And it's okay outside?
Is this flood a special version of the flood? Only drown the inside, not the outside?
But Ding Cheng knew what was going on.
And it's not all because of Akua.
Ding Cheng looked at Akuya with an understanding gaze.
In Akuya's presence, this situation is normal, serious and normal, after all, what Akua is best at is messing things up.
And as a goddess, Akua has a higher energy.
For example, if you are also an intelligence rush type, the damage that Kako can do is only B+, so the damage that Akuya can deal is S.
Akuya, is a real SSR evil spirit, strength 0, destructive power SS, professional pit teammate for a hundred years.
Ding Cheng: ......
"Misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding." Ding Cheng stood waist-high in the flood and said as he looked at the floating furniture.
Then Ding Cheng slowly turned to Akuya: "Akuya, Venerable Goddess, since you can summon the flood, then you must be able to send it back, right?" ”
Akuya smiled politely at Ding Cheng, twisted her fingers and said, "Can't ......"
Ding Cheng: ???
Ding Cheng felt his anger bar soaring.
"You brought the flood in my house, and now you're telling me that you can't take it back?"
Ding Cheng confronted Akuya in disbelief, and now Ding Cheng felt that he was not angry but powerful.
Akua: "I didn't know it would happen, I just casually expressed my feelings. ”
Ding Cheng: ???
Before Ding Cheng completely erupted, Akuya added in time: "Although I can't take away the flood, I can summon an airboat." ”
Akua summons the airboat, and a motorboat appears in the room.
This motorboat is much more beautiful than Shiyin's!
A huge balloon hangs from the mast of the motorboat, on which the equally huge Akuya is drawn.
Then the motorboat stretched out of the escalator downward, and as the escalator followed, Ding Cheng, Yoshiko, and Ellie had already boarded the yacht with Akuya herself.
The raging flood suddenly became quiet.
Because of the 30-square-meter room, a yacht 20 meters long and 2 meters high was suddenly stuffed in, and the space was immediately occupied by two-thirds, and the flood naturally had no room to rage.
Maybe that's a good thing.
Ding Cheng thought secretly, and suddenly felt that something was wrong.
This feeling of being wrong comes from his feet, Ding Cheng looked at his feet and found that he was actually moving?
???
It's not because the floods pushed the yachts.
Rather, it's because the yacht itself is extended.
"Is this yacht going to get longer? Is this still retractable? Ding Cheng was shocked, completely shocked, dumbfounded, unable to express his mood at this moment in words.
Akua smiled coyly: "It won't stretch out particularly long, it will only stretch a little more, a little longer than the normal type." ”
Ding Cheng: ......
The yacht is stretching to both sides at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Ding Cheng felt that Akuya's description was still too subtle.
Is this more than a little bit?
In a short period of time, the yacht has grown a lot towards both ends, reaching the edge of the doors and walls.
If it continues any longer, it may break down walls or doors.
"Can't let it grow any longer." Ding Cheng said: "If it continues to grow, the wall may be punctured." ”
"It's okay, if it's going to break, let it break!" Akuya smiled understandingly: "I inquired in advance, oh, this wall in your house, it is not a load-bearing wall, so it doesn't matter if it collapses." ”
Ding Cheng: ???
"Is that why you're manipulating it to grow longer and bigger?"
"Don't be so direct, you know, this yacht is not the size I can handle......" Akua said in embarrassment.
No, the size of the yacht can be controlled, but you can't control it with your IQ, Ding Cheng said in his heart.
The yacht is growing at an irreversible rate, striking the walls.
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
Then the wall in front of Ding Cheng collapsed.
Scraps of cement bricks fluttered around the room.
Ding Cheng: ......
Floods, yachts, waves, broken walls.
Akuya clenched her hands into fists under her chin, closed her eyes, and sighed with joy: "What a beautiful scene! ”
"We need to see something truly magnificent in our adolescence, the kind that transcends the scale of human society. For example, tropical volcanoes gushing thousands of meters high, the ocean that sails for days without seeing land, the burning and falling thousands of meteors, the large Magellanic Cloud that twinkles over the beach at midnight slowly sinks into the black ocean, the giant trees supporting endless green palaces, the blue icebergs gliding over the side of ships, and the Altocumulus clouds that are larger than the entire city. ”
"In many dark and cramped moments to come, these things are the ropes from which we escape."
The accumulated flood water poured out of the gap in the wall, and Akuya recited in a weeping voice in the rushing waves.
Ding Cheng: ......
"Playing with your mother's terrier, my house is gone!"
"You open your eyes and see, is this where you play memes now? Yes?!! ”
Ding Cheng grabbed Akuya's shoulders and shook violently.
In a frenzy!
Akuya's head was shaken by Ding Cheng.
Akua: ???
Despite her head shaking, Akua remained sane.
"Huh." Akuya let out a sneer: "This little broken house, if it's gone, it's gone, anyway, the furniture you used before was also smashed, this home, don't do it!" ”
Ding Cheng: ???
Is this what people say?
Ding Cheng felt suffocated, but before he was suffocated, he still asked the question in his heart.
"Why are you demolishing my house? Do you attach the Erha attribute? ”
Ding Cheng was very confused and puzzled.
When Ding Cheng returned home, he found that all the things in the house had been destroyed, and Ding Cheng thought that it was caused by the fierce fight between Nan Yao and the gangsters.
But later, through a series of things, Ding Cheng found that there were no gangsters here, and there was no fighting. Milk Yao didn't even have a conflict with anyone, she took a taxi directly to the hotel.
So what's going on?
So what's going on in my house right now?
How did my home get demolished?
"Ah...... Speaking of which......" Akuya's sonorous tone suddenly fell, "These are all due to small mistakes. ”
"My intention was to install two big screens in your house!" Akua pointed to the two screens that had fallen from the ceiling, one on the left and one on the right.
"See?" Akua asked demurely.
"I see." Ding Cheng said.
Ding Cheng doesn't quite understand what the relationship between demolishing the house and installing the screen is.
However, this is also in line with Akua's style of expression.
After all, intelligence points are added to the defense attribute, so some things are not clearly expressed.
Normal, severely normal.
Ding Cheng understood this, and in order not to embarrass himself or Akuya, he chose a direct expression: "And then? So what happened next? ”
"And that's it for you." Akuya spread her hands innocently.
???
Ding Cheng: ???
What are you trying to express?
"I mean, when I was performing the Great Installation, I did the wrong thing and it became a Great Dismantling, so I demolished all the furniture in your house......"
Ding Cheng: ......
I see.
"And then I guess your dismantling technique is the same as the flood summoning technique, as long as you release it, there is no way to recover it, right?" Ding Cheng replied.
“Bingo! That's it! Akuya snapped her fingers happily, indicating that Ding Cheng was right, and expressed her appreciation to Ding Cheng: "That's right, Ding Chengsan, you are so smart, you are worthy of the person I am going to chase!" ”
Ding Cheng: ......
Although it sounds like a compliment, why do you always feel that something is weird?
I want to hit someone a little bit.
"Boom, boom!"
"And then the second time I cast the spell, I succeeded!" Akuya pointed to the two big screens, one on the left and one on the right, and exclaimed: "Look at these two big screens, how big!" How wide! ”
Ding Cheng: ......
"Joy? Ding Chengsang? Akuya clapped her hands and asked Ding Cheng: "If you feel happy, you can clap your hands~Oops~"
"I'm not happy, I want to pat you on the head right now!" Ding Cheng said.
It turned out to be such a cause and effect.
Figuring out the ins and outs of the whole thing, Ding Cheng was a little confused and a little confused.
The rental house has been destroyed and the landlord is gone. But the property that Shiyin gave him is still stuck in the Netherworld and has not been delivered, and the savings in his hand are very limited, where is he going to live tonight?
Do you live in a park?
On the park bench, let the fierce cold wind accompany me to sleep ~~
No!
I don't allow this to happen!
Ding Cheng quickly dispelled the brain supplement, and then shot a knife out of his eye, shooting at the person who caused all this.
It's all Akuya's fault!
Ding Cheng looked at Akuya, like a teacher grabbing a classmate who was stealing snacks in class.
"Ding Chengsang, I feel fierce and enthusiastic in your eyes!"
"Can't wait to start a fiery relationship with me now? Hee-hee, but now is not the time. ”
"My sweetheart wants to live in a dream castle 666 meters long, 666 meters wide, and 666 meters high, and every morning, facing the morning light, he opens his eyes with me on a diamond-encrusted crystal bed 233 long and 233 wide, his eyes don't have to be as vast as the sea of stars, but my giant eyes must be coated with thick Kazlan, and then the two of us drive together to our love nest, the steamed kung fu restaurant 250 kilometers away, under the service of 1818 maids (with rabbit ears), Taste the feast of 365 days of authentic delicacies made by our Lao'er Bai'er Jing'er people, such as bean juice, stewed boiled, marinated water, sesame sauce baked cakes and so on. After eating, he was immediately sent to the hospital for gastric lavage. ”
"If my sweetheart can't provide me with this, then it's up to me to create it for him!"
Ding Cheng: ???
Akuya paused, and said in an impassioned tone, "I mean, I want to invite you to live with me in the dream castle I created for you!" ”
Ding Cheng: !!
"Open!" Akua shouted angrily, and the milk and Tomie on the screen disappeared at the same time, and a magnificent scene came into view in its place, super exaggerated, super dreamy and huge castle, which could not fit in one screen, so two screens were used to show its front and side respectively, but these were also partial.
It's something truly magnificent, something that transcends the scale of humanity and society.
"Wow, what a pretend, so praised, what a dreamy castle!" Yoshiko and Ellie were shocked at the same time.
"Can we live there and be princesses?" Kako and Ellie clasped hands in anticipation.
"No, you might be one of the 1,818 maids." Akuya replied ruthlessly, then turned into tenderness for a second, and took Ding Cheng's hand: "Ding Chengsan, would you like to live there with me and become my prince?" ”
is so luxurious, Ding Cheng can't help but feel a little moved.
However, Ding Cheng still refused: "What prince, don't I think it's a son-in-law?" ”
"No, that's different." Akua said softly, "Your mother-in-law and father-in-law have died and have joined the Beginning Orphanage, and now the owners there are only the two of us. ”
Ding Cheng breathed a sigh of relief.
"That's pretty much it."
"Then let's go now, what are you waiting for!"
"You do, dwarf do!" Akua said, reaching out to look out.
It was at that moment that the yacht accelerated with all its might, broke through the security door, rode the wind and waves, and sailed towards Akua's dream castle.