Chapter 68: If it's good, drink more
"Yule, why don't you speak?"
Bi Ma Wen kept chattering, tears and laughter were so direct. After a while, she finally raised her little face and asked timidly, "Are you still angry with me?"
Yu Le: "......"
Will I have a chance to interject?
No matter what Bi Ma Wen's status, age, or experience is, at this time, in Yu Le's feelings, she is a little girl, older and limited than Hua Xiaoduo, and even not as well-behaved and sensible as Hua Xiaoshui.
But he was irresponsibly thrown in the imperial horse prison by the Great Sage, managing the subordinates who disobeyed the yang and the yin, as well as the perfunctory miscellaneous servants.
This responsibility is not commensurate with his age.
Why don't you have a good time!
"I've never been angry with you, it's just that I've been busy lately......" Yu Le pinched Bi Ma Wen's little face, and it was really plush, and it felt very good.
"Then I'll invite you to drink!" Bi Ma Wen really believed, pulled Yu Le to the table, and jumped.
On the stone table was a pot of wine, a plate of grapes, a plate of peaches, a plate of dried fruit that resembled pine nuts but was larger, and a plate of pickled preserved fruit.
The food is quite vegetarian.
Yu Le had a psychological disorder, and in Bi Ma Wen's expectant eyes, he carefully picked up a piece of preserved fruit, and his face twitched involuntarily.
"Don't worry, these are just ordinary fruits, not as precious as the grapes of the ancestor and grandfather, anyone can eat them casually!" Bi Ma Wen pressed Yu Le to sit on the stone bench, and she jumped on the opposite stone bench and squatted there.
This stone table and stone bench don't really match other furniture. Let's put it nicely, it's rough and clumsy, and to be honest, it's shoddy. But sturdy enough.
Didn't you bring it from Huaguo Mountain?
"Taste, taste!" Bi Ma Wen took a peach for himself, wiped it on his official robe, and took a "click", and his cheeks bulged.
The immediacy of the great sage in the peach orchard......
Yu Lexin was horizontal, decisively stuffed the preserved fruit into his mouth, and chewed it vigorously.
Rich sweetness, tough texture, taste is not bad?
A hint of comfortable heat slid down my throat.
It was similar to the last time I ate the grapes, but the intensity was much lower.
Yu Le faintly felt that this kind of heat should be good for the body, as long as it wasn't too violent......
"How's it going?" Bi Ma Wen chewed his mouth full of juice, and his excitement was overflowing, I didn't lie to you, did I?
"Not bad!" Yu Le nodded vigorously, picking up another dried fruit and stuffing it into his mouth.
"Ka!"
The tough taste didn't come, Yu Le grinned, his teeth were almost broken, and chewing pebbles was like that, right?
When he spit it back into his hand, the dried fruit was intact and there was not even a single tooth mark.
"Stupid!" said Bi Ma Wen laughed as if he had succeeded in his prank, "this is going to be knocked off!"
As he spoke, he snatched the dried fruit in Yu Le's palm, and bit it between his teeth, "Click!"
"Don't ...... Oh, it's okay!"
Yu Le's face twitched again, and the dried fruit was stained with my saliva, so there was no blood, but it was too late......
The two little hands were gently pulled, and the golden kernel was handed back to Yu Le's hand, but it was not stained with Bi Ma Wen's saliva.
Yu Le also stuffed his mouth and chewed carefully, dry, hard, crispy and fragrant, similar to the taste of pine nuts, but more intense.
Or is it just an ordinary fruit and dried fruit, but it grows in the heavenly realm, containing a small amount of heaven and earth aura?
"I'll knock it for you!" Bi Ma Wen quickly took some dried fruits, clicked them open, and spread five or six nuts on the palm of his hand.
The little face is full of enthusiasm, and there is a bit of a sense of inviting merit and reward.
It's hard to be gracious.
Yu Le took the nuts, stuffed them in his mouth and chewed them in turn, and soon felt full, and even burped.
"Come, come, take a sip to moisten your throat!" Bi Ma Wen sent over with a flask.
The neck is slender, the spout is curved, the whole body is as white as jade, and the arc is natural and smooth, looking like a work of art.
Bi Ma Wen was originally drinking alone, and he didn't prepare a wine glass, so he drank it mouth-to-mouth.
That's how I drink?
That's it!
Yu Le took the flask and took a small sip from mouth to mouth, warm and sweet, and the taste was not like wine but like a drink.
Soft throat in the mouth?
It's a little hot and spicy in the aftertaste, and it feels very good!
"How's it going?" said Bi Ma Wen with the enthusiasm of offering treasures again.
"It's delicious!" Yu Le was full of approval.
"If it's good, drink more!" said Bi Ma Wen happily encouraging.
Anyway, it was mouth-to-mouth drinking, so Yu Le didn't let Bi Ma Wen drink it first, and mouth-to-mouth again, and took a big sip.
Bad Things Bird!
The wine has not been swallowed for a long time, Yu Le only feels that his stomach is hot, and his whole body is fluttering, and I want to fly higher......
Then he leaned back, "bang", and fell to the ground in a daze!
Bi Ma Wen was dumbfounded, this fruit is just an ordinary fruit, this wine is just an ordinary monkey wine, it's hard to even get drunk?
Looks like I'm doing something bad again?
"Yu Le, Yu Le, don't scare me!" Bi Ma Wen jumped over and hugged Yu Le, who was so hot that he trembled, and the monkey's mouth was deflated and he cried......
Yule became a god again.
The milk doll, who was wearing only a red belly pocket, was still sitting on a recliner and playing happily.
It seems that he has played like this since the dawn of time, and he can continue to play like this......
His arms, calves, and even his neck are like lotus roots, chubby and cute.
But his eyes are not like milk dolls, and there is a hint of cunning?
You are to eat some fruit.
The milk doll has nuts in her hands, as if they have just been knocked out by Bi Ma Wen, and they are chewed in their mouths.
You're going to have some drink.
The milk doll has a wine jug in her hand, and she drinks it mouth-to-mouth like Yu Le, first with a small sip and then with a large sip.
Yu Le inexplicably thinks that this milk doll is me?
But I'm a real person, and this milk doll is a bit of a thief.
God's space seems to be larger, and the visual range has increased from thirty or forty meters to forty or fifty meters, but I don't know why.
You're going to get drunk.
As soon as the milk doll's hand loosened, the jug fell, falling into the void and disappearing.
Then the milk doll fell softly on the recliner, drunk and cute, and the wine was not bad, not scolding, singing or vomiting.
Yu Le praised too early.
I saw that the milk doll had one leg, and a stream of heat rushed straight up, drawing a beautiful arc and falling into the void......
"Yu Le, Yu Le! blame me......" Bi Ma Wen cried heartbreakingly, but his voice stopped abruptly, "Yu Le, are you awake......?"
"Mm-hmm, this is a bit drunk......"
Yu Le felt the crotch for the first time, and the pants were fine.
Well, no pants pee......
Uh, do we have to say goodbye in such a warm way?
Yu Le also didn't want to explain to Bi Mawen that dreaming of this strange unknown space twice was obviously not the cause of drunkenness, or it was not a dream.
Or, isn't it a bad thing?
Yu Le broke away from the state of half-lying in Bi Ma Wen's arms, and felt that there was nothing wrong with his body.
Then he stood up with the worried support of Bi Ma Wen and sat down on the stone bench again.
Without doing anything, Yu Le took the initiative to pick up a peach, wiped it on his clothes, and chewed it with a mouthful.
The fist-sized green peach is fragrant, sweet and crisp, and tastes great.
"Yu Le, are you okay?" Bi Ma Wen stood aside timidly, feeling that something was not quite right with Yu Le, and he looked like he was breaking the jar.
"Don't worry, I think eating this fruit is good for me, and drinking is good for me. Yu Le smiled and patted Bi Ma Wen's head, "But I can't drink it again today!"
"Really?" Bi Ma Wen jumped up and clapped his two little hands, "I'll prepare more for you tomorrow!"
Yu Le almost bit the peach pit.
What an innocent little female monkey, if only I didn't be so surprised, so much the better......