Chapter 208 Roasted durian flavored
"Mr. Chen, I'll just eat with a mouthful, 1,000 yuan is already the price of acquaintances, otherwise if it drags on, your losses will be even greater!"
I looked anxious for them, and I showed a thirst for money!
"Acquaintances? Who is your acquaintance? People like you don't deserve to be familiar with me, let alone Xinxin, come to someone, come to ......"
He is not only a mother on the surface, but even a mother in his heart!
Isn't it just that I ignored it in the café?
Wasn't it because of me that Ouyang Xin was scared?
You see she has it all in mind.
Hearing his recognizable shout, two of the thugs immediately came to me with their sticks in their hands!
Look, this means that Chen Songmu is planning to announce his personal vendetta!
"Drag him over there to fight, don't die, I'm responsible!" Chen Songmu pointed to a small bamboo forest not far away.
The two thugs walked over, "Brother, I'm sorry, we also use money to do things!" ”
This Chen Songmu is also really, his mother is a mother, but he is so rude in doing things!
"Mr. Chen, I am always friends with you Yao, and he asked me to come!"
Because of Chen Songmu's cover, no one will believe me even if I reveal that I am friends with Yao Hongbo, and I think I want to use Yao Hongbo to suppress him!
"Are you or his friend? Lao Tzu is still his father! Chen Songmu scolded!
Several people next to him looked at him with wide eyes, as if Chen Songmu's words were a bit rebellious!
And Chen Songmu seemed to realize that he owed a little bit in his mouth, so he said to the two people: "Drag him away!" ”
Yes, they still don't want to let me go.
But when it comes to fighting, it stands to reason that people of my age should be stable, but Chen Songmu has already been forced to do this, and I am not afraid of him!
The little gangsters are a little ruthless, but I also came from this age, and I know what they are thinking!
When they were drinking and pickling girls, I was carrying vegetables, fruits and rice, and I had trained my strong physique in those months!
When the first one came over, I took the boy by surprise and grabbed the steel pipe from the boy's hand, then stepped forward and went around behind him and pressed the steel pipe against his neck.
That kid was quite brute and kept struggling, probably because he was afraid that I would strangle him to death, so I let go of the steel pipe and suddenly kicked him in the ass, and the other party pounced on Chen Songmu.
"Don't come here......"
Chen Songmu just wanted to dodge, but he was pounced on by the thugs!
The rest of the people saw that I had gone from being defenseless to having more steel pipes, and probably thought that I was here to earn money today and not to be beaten, so they hesitated.
"Hit him!"
Chen Songmu seems to have some cleanliness habits, and he doesn't want people like us to touch him, and now he has goosebumps all over his body.
"What are you doing?"
At this time, Yao Hongbo arrived!
"Mr. Yao, you came just in time, this kid wants to make trouble, and he says that he is your godfather!" After saying that, he raised his chin at me, looking like I see what you can do!
This guy is quite good at shouting to catch the thief, and a few zero guides next to him were stunned again!
"Shut up!" Yao Hongbo snorted at Chen Songmu, and then asked me, "What are you here for?" ”
It was obvious from his eyes that he recognized me, but Anzhao agreed that we would not let people know that there was a conspiracy in private!
"Boss, I heard that you have a nail household here that can't be handled, I have a way to do it within an hour, but this young lady wants to drive me away, boss, it's your loss if I leave!"
"Whose sister are you calling?"
Chen Songmu crossed his waist, squeezed his eyebrows and glared!
"Shut up!" Yao Hongbo shouted again!
Chen Songmu lost his temper, and looked at me a little aggrieved, as if he was about to cry!
Yao Hongbo said to me: "If you have a way, go ahead, I'll give you 2,000 yuan when it's done, if you can't do it, get out of here!" ”
"What? 2,000 pieces? He just ......"
"It's endless, isn't it?"
Chen Songmu seemed to be determined to fight me, but he was scolded back by Mr. Yao.
I didn't expect him to be so stingy, it seems that he is also very obsessed with Ouyang Xin, it is estimated that he has not said as much as Ouyang Xin in his life in the café that day!
"Mr. Yao, I called these people, and the money was spent, you have to let them rush in first to see if it's okay, right?"
"The one you called?" Yao Hongbo said: "Then why are you waiting if you don't rush now?" Are you waiting for me to bang the gong and shout slogans for you? ”
"That's not necessary, Lao Tzu will make this guy unable to earn this money today!"
After speaking, Chen Songmu twisted Xiaoman's waist and walked forward, "Don't waste time, everyone, get ready, you are all powerful people, let these old immortals take a look at your style, give me ~ rush!! ”
The gangsters rushed into the room quickly, and a large group of people was in a huge way.
But less than two minutes after entering, someone immediately retreated!
And then everyone else poured out!
"What, what? Why did it all come out? Rush in again, rush! "Chen Songmu ran to the front and wanted to stuff these gangsters back!
But the gangsters all ran out as if they were being chased by ghosts!
"Mr. Chen, these old immortals are too difficult to do, one of them is foaming at the mouth, we can't rush it!"
The leader of the gangsters is full of hardship, and he feels that he can't make much money today!
After another negotiation, these people didn't dare to rush anymore, Chen Songmu had no choice but to walk back in a gloomy manner, glared at me and then sulked and stood aside!
Yao Hongbo looked at me: "Do you have a way?" ”
"What can he do, the old man and the old lady lie on the ground, and still have to run out with their tails between their legs?" Chen Songmu has no good airway!
Yao Hongbo was really speechless about this girl.
"Lying on the ground? Lao Tzu's method allows them to run faster than the athletes! Boss, let's talk about it, 2,000 yuan! You give me 1,000 first, and then you will give the rest when the matter is done, if it can't be done, I can't run, you let so many people arrest me back! ”
"Okay, Mr. Chen, give him a thousand!"
Chen Songmu was still very unhappy, but after Mr. Yao spoke, he was no longer disobedient, so he had to go back to the car and get me a thousand yuan!
"Thank you, Mr. Chen!"
I grabbed my backpack with my money and headed to the house.
Because they expected that the developer would not be able to drive them away, so the door was not closed, so I swaggered in, and an aunt sat in the corridor with a leisurely expression, as if her legs were still very inconvenient.
"Young man, if you are here to drive us away, let's go back, let the boss add 3,000 per square meter, and I don't need you to ask me to leave!"
"Auntie, I'm not here to drive you away, I'm here to borrow a toilet!"
The aunt closed her eyes proudly and enjoyed the warm sun in the morning!
I continued to walk in, and there were more than a dozen elderly people in the room, as well as children who were not in elementary school, and one of them was still wiping the white foam off his mouth.
And the room is full of rice noodles, it is estimated that there are still in the refrigerator, look at the flour on the table, it should be dumplings in the morning. There were also roast poultry bones thrown in the garbage can.
I've seen the video they posted on the "same city" Douyin, and the food is really good, and this is the point of my attack on them!
"Uncle and aunt, are you full?" I said hello.
A little boy replied, "We're full, we're eating leek dumplings and roast duck, it's delicious!" ”
"Hey, kid so good! Uncle will give you candy! ”
These people all looked at me coldly, and some of the old people were still brushing the fighting sound, it seems that they are quite satisfied with this job!
I ate baked sweet potatoes when I went out, and now I'm just finished digesting!
Puff puff~
I suddenly let out a particularly loud serial fart, these old guys have good ears, they shrank back in fright, and quickly covered their noses, it seems that they are pretending to be sick!
"Where's the toilet?" I asked with a painful expression while holding my ass!
An old man pointed to the toilet, and I walked over with my backpack on my back!
The toilets were clean and it seemed like they knew they were going to be here for a long time, so it was well kept!
I closed the door and took out what I had prepared in my backpack, which was my morning fire-roasted durian, along with chocolate milk, and some lettuce soaked in salt water, and some corn kernels!
I farted while I was about to do it, and I guess I heard it outside!
I was ready to sort it when I went out, and now I just need to do it simply, I take off my mask, rub the cream chocolate a little bit on the corner of my mouth, and rub it a little more on my pants!
Everything was ready, I grabbed my stuff and went out!
A few children were playing outside the toilet, and when they saw me coming out, the little boy who was very enthusiastic just now pointed at me: "Look, what is my uncle eating?" ”
A bunch of old people all looked at me, and their eyes couldn't help but widen!
I grabbed a handful of crumpled durians and put them in my mouth!
Vomit~~~
Immediately, an old man couldn't stand it anymore and threw it up!
Everyone must have tasted the taste of durian, right?
All I say is that the roasted durian is darker, and after a while, this strong smell fills the house immediately!
"You, how do you eat......" An old man pointed at me, his hands trembled, "vomit~"
Who made them eat too much in the morning?
The fighting sound they sent also said that the food here is better than the food they have eaten in the past life, and everyone eats until they are supported, which shows how much money the forces behind this have invested more than 3,000 yuan for one level!
"This is durian cream chocolate, do you want to eat it?" I asked!
When a few children heard the cream and the chocolate, their eyes lit up!
The old men and ladies suddenly feel that a crisis is coming!
"Hao Hao, come here!!"
"Grandma, I want to eat!"
"I want it too, I want it too!"
How many children know this? Seeing that I was eating with relish, I rushed to eat it!
"Well, they all have a share!"
As I spoke, I took another piece of chocolate + durian + corn + greens from my pants and gave it to the kids!
"Ah!!h The old people are broken!
Originally, the house was filled with the strong smell of roasted durian, how could a few old people stand it? When I came out of the toilet with something in my hand, I ate it......
What would their first thought be?
The grandchildren still want to eat! What line is this?
So I rushed over and picked up the child and rushed out of the house, the child didn't understand, they adults understood, and they ate almost in the morning, and suddenly smelled this smell, and the vision was affected by this impact...... I'm afraid that my stomach has already turned over the river, right?
I'll just eat a durian and eat them to get sick, it's none of my business, right?
In case there is really a good hospital, it is not cost-effective to put the coffin book in for this money, these old people can apply here to show that they are very shrewd, and they will definitely measure it!
I grabbed another big chunk, the durian was squeezed out of my fingers, and there was a little boy curled up on the couch, I threw it in his direction, "Kid, then!" ”
"I'll go!"
Uncle Yi hurriedly picked up his grandson and rushed out, and immediately got up when he was foaming at the mouth, but he just got up.
"Gott~"
I shook it again, and it was all over the house, and these uncles and aunts who were quite energetic just now had run away!
The person who was sitting in the corridor at the door just now didn't even need a crutch, so he stood up and ran out!