Chapter 555: Digging the Foot of the Wall
Alvin was chatting and farting with a group of GIs on the public channel, he had already killed almost all of the demon reserves, and it is estimated that Coulson would not have too much pressure there!
Just as Alvin was trying to pry open the big mouth of the red-skinned toad to find a gift for Ivan, Stark's voice came to mind from the communicator, "Alvin, you bastard, why don't you call me such an exciting thing?"
Where is Spicy Chicken? Let me buy one for each of our GIs! ”
Saying that, Stark shouted arrogantly in the public channel: "Is S.H.I.E.L.D.'s welfare so bad? Employees can't even find a girlfriend?
Guys, Stark Group has a huge security gap with an annual salary of $400,000, and as long as you are willing to come, I will be responsible for sending each of you a girlfriend!
Coulson, you can too, I'll give you an annual salary of $800,000 when you come! ”
Hearing Stark's blatant digging of the wall, Alvin whistled loudly and shouted with laughter, "That's how it should be!" Guys, I promise Stark is true!
As long as you are willing to change jobs, I will go in and find it, and it is not impossible to have a spicy chicken per person!
To hell with Nick Fury's one-eyed dragon! Ha ha! ”
As soon as Alvin's words fell, there was silence in the public channel for a few seconds.
Just when Alvin thought that the S.H.I.E.L.D. field agents were "too rich to be lewd", there was a wave of enthusiastic cheers in the public channel!
"Wow~I like big butts~ Let's finish it quickly, I have to talk to Principal Alvin, haha~"
Coulson loudly rebuked his subordinates on the public channel, "Do your job well~."
You fools~ Take out what you elite looks like! Don't look like a fool with a sperm in the brain~
Shut up~"
Alvin laughed and didn't care that Coulson seemed to be yelling at him in the end, but shouted happily: "Coulson, don't be so serious!" ”
Saying that, Alvin glanced at the succubi, and said with some smugness: "I'll come over right away, bring my loot, and I'll cheer up the boys!"
Welcome to hell, guys~"
The cheers on the public channel could no longer be suppressed, and a group of S.H.I.E.L.D. field agents were fighting hard while shouting, "Victory~Alvin Forever~."
Victory~Alvin Forever~"
Coulson put the steering wheel of the Humvee and looked desperately at the communicator button in front of him, he knew that he should turn off the public channel at this time, otherwise his men might really run out.
Stark and Alvin, wealth meets strength, and there is no one in this world who can resist this temptation.
But he just didn't dare, Coulson was afraid that Alvin would beat him, and he was afraid that he would be shot in the face of public anger.
With a wry smile, he glanced at Hawkeye, who was manipulating the machine gun fire next to him, and Coulson said, "I think we're going to be unlucky this time!"
If one of the field workers is poached here, Director Nick Fury will go crazy!
Man, why didn't you say two words? We've got to calm down these idiots! ”
Hawkeye glanced at Coulson, manipulated the machine gun to shoot a few approaching sheep-headed demons, pouted, and said, "I'm waiting for Stark to make an offer!" Why is he willing to give you 800,000?
I think if he can give me 800,000 yuan, I can make a resignation report tomorrow!
There's nothing to be ashamed of working for the richest man in the world!
And he's still Alvin's friend, so I don't have to worry about waking up one day and finding Alvin clenching his fists ready to punch our out! ”
As he spoke, Eagle Eye glanced at Coulson, who had an ugly face, and said with a smile: "Don't be like Coulson, we are not ashamed to be like this!"
Those field workers are all human spirits, and after this incident, no one will be willing to go against Alvin!
He will be the idol of all warriors~
If you want to stay, you will definitely not be able to keep it, they are field staff, but there are no confidentiality regulations!
Why aren't you being generous, Stark didn't bring them over anyway to watch the door.
Why don't you keep an eye on it and see who is left behind?
I know that there has been a problem with S.H.I.E.L.D. recently, so as long as you are willing to stay, either the most loyal, there is a problem!
You see, I'm thinking for you, and by the way, comfort you!
By the way, I hate my current way of thinking! ”
Alvin giggled and happily dug into the wall with Stark in the public channel, and pulled out the last tongue completely.
With a wave of the extremely powerful tongue in his hand, Alvin put them away with satisfaction, then turned around and loosened the golden vine that bound the succubus, and said with a smile to those succubi who were full of fear: "You can try to escape, I am a kind-hearted person, and I generally don't kill people~."
This is your chance, I'm serious~"
The succubi seemed to be very afraid of Alvin's kind smile, and shook their heads desperately in fear, standing in place and not daring to move.
Alvin touched his nose and hooked his fingers at the succubi, motioning for them to follow him.
He is now very satisfied with his deterrent power, it turns out that the indiscriminate killing ring really has the effect of deterring demons.
Who will dare to say that they have no brains in the future? Lao Tzu frightened the demons and surrendered!
Driven by the wild wolves and ghost wolves to strangle the scattered demon cannon fodder, Alvin walked in front easily, not looking at the nine succubi who followed behind him.
There are a few dozen meters to go around the corner, Fox is still there, it is better for him to be serious, if he is not so serious, well~ I don't know if African wolfberries are expensive?
Stark flew over to Alvin from the camp to take a look around, whistled loudly, and said to Alvin, "Man, your hobby is really hard to describe!"
Wow~ Arrange an agent for them, they can completely destroy the Kardashian family with just their butts, haha!
You should give them a name for the group!
How about the "Barax" hip combination?
Man, I own a TV station, and you know quite a few journalists! I reckon you can make a fortune with them! ”
Alvin reached out and raised a middle finger at Stark and scolded, "FUCK YOU Stark, you bastard, get away!"
They're just my captives, not my slaves! ”
Saying that, Alvin turned his head to look at the cowardly succubi, and said seriously: "I personally hate enslaving others, and demons are no exception!"
I'd love for you to shout "freedom", and I'll give you a stab so that I'll have a lot less trouble! ”
A group of sub-succubi shook their heads desperately, and then the unlucky succubus who had already flattened his nose said: "We are captives, we are willing to be slaves of the strong, this is the rule of hell!" We're used to it! ”
Alvin spread his hands at Stark, who was suspended in the sky, and said, "Look, their brains are not normal! Giving them to Coulson is the right choice!
The world needs some positive energy, there are already too many public figures like a ball of shit, you just let those who have no brains go!
If one day my kids were dressed like them, I think I'd go to hell and kill all these things! ”
Stark shrugged his shoulders indifferently and said with a smile: "They are your captives, you have the final say!"
But let them cooperate, those energetic GIs will definitely like it, and you still have to be resolute in digging the foot of the wall!
It's definitely impossible to have a succubus as a wife, but it's good to let those GIs get over it, and I guess those guys are going crazy!
Hey~You can let them work at Yard's nightclub~"
Alvin raised his hand to stop Stark's gibberish, waved his hand and said, "Hurry up and get out!"
Let the succubus go to work in a nightclub?
How many guys who are not afraid of death will dare to go to the succubus HAPPY?
They probably don't matter, but with a weak chicken like you, you'll have to go to the hospital in less than two days! ”
Stark flew around Alvin in displeasure, and demonstratively accelerated back to Coulson's position on Alvin's head, while shouting loudly in the public channel: "Guys, you better hurry!" Alvin has brought a present!
Let's get back to the ground and have a real PARTY!
You poor devils get ready, bring your tissues and forget about your roommate's ass~
Alvin didn't lie to you, it's indeed a lot of spicy chicken~"
Stark's words completely ignited the fire in the hearts of those desperate field workers, and they let out a disgusting scream, increasing the output of firepower, and sweeping away the few demons.
They know it's a joke to send themselves a demon girlfriend, but who cares if they can take a look?
After all, S.H.I.E.L.D.'s field training is harder than the average special forces, and as Stark said, they now have the urge to see their roommates' butts.
If you can't release your emotions once in a while, it's not impossible for these GIs to get a man pregnant!
Frank shook his head and smiled and fired a series of long bursts at the demons, freezing them into ice cubes.
He's the oldest-school military man, and he's a little bit of a fan of Stark and Alvin's messing around.
But now that he saw that the work efficiency of those field workers had been doubled, he really felt that maybe turning people into fighting machines was not the only way to improve combat effectiveness!
Perhaps the ultimate goal of those who propose this method is not entirely for combat effectiveness, but for a bunch of executioners who are completely obedient to orders and have no humanity!
Towards the corner of the passage, Alvin dispersed the wolves and ghost wolves who were in full swing.
Glancing back at the demon that had reappeared in the distance of the passage, Alvin smiled and shook his head. Those demons are not in a hurry, after all, things have to be done one by one, anyway, the meat is in the pot, how to stew it, how long it stews, it is not a problem!
When Alvin led the succubi around the corner of the passage, the whole scene was quiet for a second, and then a S.H.I.E.L.D. field staff drove the Humvee like crazy, frantically hitting the few remaining demons.
All kinds of foul language began to sound in the public channel!
Coulson looked at the succubi behind Alvin helplessly, glanced at Hawkeye with a wry smile, and said, "Who can withstand this thing~ Really send me one, I also changed jobs~"
Hawkeye glanced at the obscenely dressed succubi, then looked at Coulson with disdain, and said, "Your taste is really bad!"
I saw that Hell's Kitchen leather business card in your clothes that day and I think you really need it! ”
Saying that, Hawkeye looked at Coulson seriously, and said sincerely: "I definitely didn't mean to laugh at you!"
It's a stressful line of work, and it's normal to have some special hobbies!
De-stress once in a while and no one will laugh at you! ”
Colson~~~
Alvin hacked down a few of the fleeing demons and slipped along the wall towards the Humvee position, where he could easily see that the original fifteen Humvees had been reduced to seven.
It looks like this battle of theirs is not easy at all!
The dilapidated appearance of several Humvees that were paralyzed really made people feel chills when they looked at it. Those demons don't have thermal weapons, and it's really powerful that they can do it with their sturdy flesh and a sheepshead hammer of average size!
But those GIs are really good!
Maybe there was a reason for Frank's help, but none of the GIs backed down, none of them complained, which is telling!
Thankfully, no one has been killed, which is probably the best news of the day!
Just as Alvin approached the Humvee's position, several bullets landed at his feet, startling Alvin.
Looking up at Shirley, a hot girl who was sneering at him, Alvin angrily yelled at Frank, "Mind your girl!"
She almost beat herself to death! ”
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