Everyone sat around the long table in Constantine's house, and Huang Shaohong personally brought a glass of chilled whiskey to Satan next to him, and said with a smile:

"Brother, drink!"

Satan glared at Huang Shaohong:

"Don't be busy drinking first, the twenty-six tuplets in my belly, you help me solve it first, otherwise I have a big belly, how can I be in the mood to drink!"

Huang Shaohong glanced at Satan's round 'pregnant belly', and said with a smile: "It's okay not to drink, after all, pregnant women drinking alcohol is not good for the fetus!" ”

Satan almost didn't lift the table after hearing this, but after thinking about it, he gave up the idea, and in a depressed state, he took a sip of whiskey and drank it, and then put the glass on the table, and exclaimed:

"I don't care if it's good or not, give me another drink!"

It is said that Huang Shaohong fought with Satan on an alien planet, and finally used the magic power of Guanyin to win the right to talk to this hell demon lord on an equal footing.

But as soon as he stopped fighting, the time limit for his Guanyin upper body had arrived.

In the original plot of "Jigong", Jidian invited the Bodhidharma Patriarch to come up, and the time limit was the kung fu of a lamp.

Huang Shaohong asked Guanyin to go up, and the time limit was shorter, and there was only one pillar of incense.

He didn't pay attention to it himself, but as soon as the time limit was up, the Guanyin Dharma disappeared and instantly changed back to its original appearance.

Satan didn't suspect it, and thought that people had received magical spells after the war.

At that time, Huang Shaohong opened any door, returned to the earth with Satan, and then greeted everyone in the hospital, and returned to Constantine's house together.

The injuries of Konstantin and others were all healed under Huang Shaohong's rejuvenating hands with the 'healing potion'.

But Huang Shaohong didn't pay attention to the fact that he used the 'Sending Son Guanyin' method to send twenty-six twins to Satan's belly.

So Satan was waiting for Huang Shaohong to take the initiative to lift the spell for him, but he didn't see the other party take the initiative to mention it, so he couldn't help but say it.

As a result, seeing that Huang Shaohong still ignored this stubble, he couldn't help but ask angrily after drinking the second glass of wine:

"Boy, what do you mean by that? You and I have stopped fighting, and if you don't let me lift this spell, will I really be able to give birth to these twenty-six twins? ”

The reason why Satan is so angry is because he also tried to refine the fetus in his womb before, but as a result, he let his magic power be monstrous, but it has no effect on the child in his womb.

Huang Shaohong was originally in the state of 'Guanyin upper body', but he could easily relieve him of this situation, but now that the time limit has come, if he wants to lift Satan, he must use the ability of 'wishes come true'.

However, 'wishes become a fan' can be used three times a day, how can Huang Shaohong be willing to waste it on Satan, not to mention getting along with this demon lord, and in this world of gods and demons, why do you have to keep two times as a hole card.

It was because he kept pretending to be confused and didn't mention this stubble.

But at this time, when he saw that Satan was about to become angry, he smiled and said:

"It turns out that Brother Fa wants me to lift the spell for you, then you said it earlier, how would I know if you didn't say it, I will know if you say it, you have to tell me earlier, I will already lift it for you, you only tell me now, although it can be lifted, but after all, it is so late, this is a major loss for you and me, after all, ......"

Huang Shaohong wanted to continue to tease, but Satan looked at him coldly and interrupted:

"I have a machete more than 200 meters long, do you want me to go back and get it?"

Huang Shaohong instantly closed his voice and said neatly: "Isn't it just this stomach problem, it's easy to say!" ”

He snapped his fingers, whistled, and told Satan, "That's it!" ”

Satan looked down at his pregnant belly without any change with a confused expression, and then said with a dark face:

"I usually use double knives to cut people, I'm ruthless!"

Huang Shaohong explained: "Brother Fa, don't worry, don't look at the finger snap I just now has no mana fluctuation, but it's really done, it's that simple, but it won't be until 12 o'clock tonight, your stomach can go down!" ”

Satan glared at Huang Shaohong suspiciously: "Do you know the consequences of deceiving the King of the Devil?" ”

"Is it a movie ticket?"

Huang Shaohong dealt with it casually, but seeing that Satan had a black line and was about to go crazy, he hurriedly raised his hand and said:

"Okay, no kidding, at twelve o'clock at midnight today, as soon as the bell rings, if you can't solve the problem, you will come to me to settle the account!"

At twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, it is the end of the 'All Wishes Come to Fan' CD, and the things that changed before will also return to their original state, and Satan's belly will naturally return to its previous state, and it will not really give birth to twenty-six children.

Satan was relieved when he saw Huang Shaohong's reassurances, but this belly still made him more and more upset.

Huang Shaohong took out a box of cigars and began to make a circle.

Everyone had one each, and even Angela, who had just given birth to a child who had just given birth to a child, took one and smoked it, but Chas's root was still forcibly taken away by Zakang.

Huang Shaohong suddenly looked at Angela with a strange face, then at Satan, and then said with a smile:

"Angela, you just gave birth to Mammon in the hospital, and then Mammon is the son of Fargo, you Fargo's ......!"

Angela glared at Huang Shaohong angrily when she heard this: "It's a nightmare, I never want to have such an experience again in my life!" ”

Huang Shaohong shook his head, and just wanted to say something, but Satan understood his mind and smiled at Angela:

"You misunderstood this kid, this kid is fine, he wants to use the relationship between you and me to make you ask me for something......"

Angela was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly pleaded: "Lord Satan, my sister Isabel went to hell because of suicide, and she was controlled by Mammon, she ......"

Satan nodded:

"I know about this, I will take care of her, as long as she is on my territory, no one will dare to touch her!"

Satan's territory is naturally the whole hell, and with Satan's words, Isabel has a good life even in hell.

Angela couldn't believe that Satan could be so talkative, and she agreed at once, so that she, who had prepared a lot of pleading words, was stunned on the spot, and couldn't believe that it was true.

In addition to Huang Shaohong, everyone else was also thinking like Angela.

Satan also seemed to see Angela's doubts, and also looked at the others, and chuckled:

"Are you wondering if this man in front of you is not the devil? Isn't it the darkest, the most terrifying, the most cunning, the most playful being? How could she easily agree to this woman's request at no cost? ”

Satan smiled and asked, "Do you all think so?" ”

Angela nodded subconsciously, and the others didn't nod, but they obviously thought the same way with their expressions.

Satan turned his head to look at Huang Shaohong again: "What about you, boy?" What do you think? ”

Huang Shaohong thought about it seriously and said in a deep voice:

"You didn't know much about Brother Fa before, but after two meetings, I found that you are very different from the legend, even if you are not a good person, you are not as bad as the legend!"

Satan laughed and said:

"Don't forget, the Bible says that the devil is the best at playing with people's hearts, and your current feeling may be a delusion after being bewitched by the devil of mine!"

Huang Shaohong shook his head: "Isn't there a saying that history books are written by victors, and I think the Bible is probably the same!" ”

"By virtue of the Bible, the world blames you for all its sins, and by the impulse of the consciousness commits all kinds of crimes, including curses, jealousy, stealing, robbery, murder, and other crimes, and it is also said that you are bewitching in the ears of those wicked people, and I feel that it is a bit too ridiculous!"

Satan flicked the ash on his cigar and said with a smile, "What do you say?" ”

Huang Shaohong spread his hands: "Isn't this obvious, take the country of US imperialism as an example, there are more than 40,000 shooting cases every year, and other cases such as robbery, theft, QJ, fraud, etc., there are as many as cow hair, if this is all bewitched by you, you must not be tired to death!" ”

"This is just the United States imperialism, with a population of more than 6 billion people in the world, even if you have the magical power of the legendary Buddha Shakyamuni to see the three thousand worlds, you will definitely not be busy!"

What Huang Shaohong said was the simplest example, and Konstantin and the others couldn't help but ponder after listening to it.

Satan waved his hand a little dissatisfied: "Don't compare those fictional characters to me!" ”

Huang Shaohong was a little surprised, and didn't understand why Satan always said that the Buddha and the Bodhisattva were fictional characters.

However, before he finished speaking, he was a little unhappy, and immediately continued:

"The demons in hell are naturally conceived, otherwise no one will do bad things, and they will go to hell, but as the lord of hell, you are not necessarily a bad person, just like a prison, all the people in it are mortals, but does the prison director have to be a bad person?"

Konstantin fought against hell all his life, fought with the devil and demons, and heard that Huang Shaohong wanted to rehabilitate Satan, the king of the devil, and immediately opened his mouth to refute it.

But when he opened his mouth, he didn't know what to say, because he really couldn't tell what bad things Satan had done other than those recorded in the Crucifixion texts!

Except for Huang Shaohong, everyone else is also like Konstantin, who has been influenced by the Cross Sect since childhood, and at this time they are in the same mood as Za Kang, and they all have the heart to argue, but they have nothing to say, and the room is so eerily quiet.

But Satan looked around and chuckled:

"This house is not simple, not only does it use a lot of forbidden demon materials as defense, but there are also three magic arrays with different effects in it, one of which is still a magic array that I passed down when I traveled in the world!"

Biman, who was sitting not far from the opposite side, had a light eye:

"My lord, the magic array here was designed by me, the magic array you said should be the magic array in the British Merlin family, according to legend, you left it in the world, but no one believed it, I didn't expect it to be really your handiwork, no wonder it's so exquisite!"

Konstantin was a little surprised that Satan would pass on his magic array, and asked curiously:

"I take the liberty of asking, I don't know under what circumstances you left this magic array in the world?"

Biman calls Satan an adult, and Zakang also calls you a man, which is not a flattery, but a respect for the strong.

Although Satan is the devil, he is the lord of hell, the biggest boss of the villain in this world, and there is almost no one.

Therefore, even if it is Zakang, an exorcist who has always been an enemy of hell, he also uses honorific titles when he talks calmly.

What's more, they couldn't refute Huang Shaohong's words just now, and the impression of the devil king in front of them in their hearts had changed somewhat.

Hearing Za Kang's question, Satan seemed to be a little embarrassed, Huang Shaohong observed his words and deliberately stimulated:

"Brother Fa left a magic array in the world, it is estimated that he has suffered a loss, don't ask about this kind of trouble, okay!"

Satan glared at Huang Shaohong angrily:

"What can't be said, at the beginning, I proclaimed my memory and divine powers, reincarnated in the human world, and then almost starved to death, and was relieved by a shepherd, and then after the memory awakened, before returning to hell, I taught the shepherd some magic, and the shepherd was called Merlin!"

Huang Shaohong was a little surprised when he heard this, and hurriedly asked Bi Man: "The Merlin you are talking about, is it the Merlin mage who assisted King Arthur in the story of the Sword in the Stone?" ”

Biman nodded: "It's him, I didn't expect Master Merlin to learn magic from Lord Satan!" ”

After hearing this, everyone felt a little ruined, the devil was saved, shouldn't he eat his benefactor? How can you teach magic reward? So you are such Satan!

Everyone chatted with Satan while drinking, Lucifer probably hadn't drunk and talked with so many people for a long time, and the conversation was a little hilarious, and he told a lot of secrets that everyone had never heard of, which opened everyone's eyes.

At the same time, they also understood why Lucifer easily forgave Huang Shaohong for killing Mammon.

It turns out that Mammon is not Satan's own son, he is the greed of the seven deadly sins, and Satan has accepted his godson in order to consolidate his rule over hell, and he has no feelings at all.

The reason why Satan wants to fight Huang Shaohong is also because he feels that his godson was killed, and he has no face, but in fact he has no hatred.

Huang Shaohong knew this, and he was more at ease to associate with Satan.

He wanted to pull this Da Luo Jin Immortal-level powerhouse down to his own camp and become his helper in the face of plane wars.

After three rounds of drinking, Huang Shaohong bit his cigar and began to lead to the topic: "I don't know what Brother Fa thinks of my Oriental myths and legends?" ”

Satan groaned for a moment, as if remembering, and then chuckled, "It's all!" ”

This sentence was said in Chinese, and only Huang Shaohong himself could understand it.

He asked in surprise: "By the way, I also want to ask, why do you say that Guanyin and Rulai are all fictions?" ”

Satan laughed and said: "I have lived from the chaotic period to the present, and I have never seen any Rulai Guanyin, which is all fiction of you human beings, but in your myths and legends, the emperor and Taiyi, I have seen it, but at that time, I ......, hehe, don't mention it!" ”