Chapter 47: The ancestral tomb has exploded
The train passed through one city after another, and soon arrived at the train station in Yongsan City, where Shui Xiaoxing and Crescent Moon took a taxi and returned to school together.
At this time, the students in the key high school were still listening carefully to the teacher's lecture, and after saying goodbye to each other downstairs in the dormitory, Shui Xiaoxing and Crescent Moon went back to their dormitories, and when they arrived in the dormitory, Shui Xiaoxing dropped his backpack and threw himself on the bed, it seems that he has slept really badly these days, and Crescent Moon in the girls' dormitory is taking care of his clothes, after all, he has not changed and washed for two days and two nights.
In school, idle time always passes quickly, after school at noon, the big head is holding two books leisurely walking back to the dormitory, back to the dormitory, at a glance saw Shui Hyosung lying on the bed, hurriedly walked two steps to him and asked: "I said Hyosung, you are finally back, this walk is two days and two nights, I can't tell Lin Meizi and them, I don't know if something happened to you when you went to the witch cult, these two days can worry me badly." ”
Shui Xiaoxing, who heard the footsteps, had already woken up, but he was too lazy to move, so he said: "I originally thought that going to the witch church would be more auspicious, but Zhu Zhen learned that Xinyue didn't know the wrong things her mother Jingping did before her death, but felt that Xinyue, oh yes, that is, Jingyue, felt that Jingyue was kind, and unlike her mother, she recalled Jingyue to the witch cult again, and appointed Jingyue as the right protector of the witch sect." ”
The big head was stunned for a few seconds, and then said in surprise: "I'm going, this is awesome, the right protector of the witch sect, why is this Jingyue so powerful, Hyosung, this Jingyue is unfathomable, I don't think she's so simple!" ”
"This is nothing, Zhu Zhen publicized Jingyue's appointment as the right protector of the witch cult, and pardoned the sect members, the past is not to blame, yesterday a large part of Jingping's henchmen abandoned evil and followed good, and came from all over the world to join the witch cult again, not to mention how spectacular the scene is!" Shui Xiaoxing said.
The big head opened his mouth with a look of surprise, so he said: "Hyosung, this Allah is really generous enough, and he is too open, I guess Allah is doing this to resolve the grudge with Jingping for so many years." ”
Referring to Zhu Zhenzhi's heart, Shui Xiaoxing got up and said, "Yes, it is a blessing for the world that the witch sect has such a wise and brave and friendly Allah!" ”
After the big head understood the whole story, he was not serious again, he looked at Shui Xiaoxing with squinting eyes, and asked, "I said Hyosung, you have been with the new moon for two days and two nights, and this honeymoon has also been over." ”
Shui Xiaoxing glanced at the big head, he recalled the two days he spent with the new moon in the witch cult, so he asked the big head and said, "Big head, what do you say will happen to this boy and girl sleeping together?" ”
This kind of topic is what the big head likes to listen to the most, and when he saw him, he said with a smile: "Then what else can happen, just look at the watch or something, but that, there are exceptions, give birth to a baby or something, haha, then you are going to be a father." ”
Only then did the big head react, his eyes squinted, and he asked obscenely, "Could it be that Hyosung, you slept with the new moon?" ”
"Big head, your obscene personality has to be changed, it's always whimsical, how can we sleep together again, I'm just curious to ask."
And this matter is to let Shui Xiaoxing keep it a secret and not let it be said casually, if this matter spreads in the school, it will bring a lot of trouble to himself, even if nothing happens, he will be pointed at by others, and it will be difficult for one person to defeat everyone, maybe whoever doesn't pass on a word well, the meaning of the words will change.
Shui Xiaoxing thought about what the big head said, where did he understand these things, it seems that these things really have to learn from the big head, if this big head studies the problems between men and women, I don't think it will be a problem for him to take a doctorate!
Look at the big head again, as long as he talks about the topic of girls, he will instantly become full, his eyes are bright, and half of his sharp fangs are exposed under the head of Zhu Chengjing, and he is looking at Shui Xiaoxing with squinting eyes, he said: "The big beauty of the new moon can be called the school flower of our school, that white little skin, tender water, that cute little face, if it weren't for the existence of the law, I really want to go up and kiss the two, hey I'll go!" Who doesn't love this, I said Hyosung, you have to grasp it. ”
In this huge head, it is a bit condescending to say that there is a three-dimensional space, and it is estimated that he has to use the six-dimensional space to describe the imagination generated in his mind now.
"Big head, we can't do illegal things, what do you say this girl is disgusting?" Shui Xiaoxing asked in surprise.
I saw the big head and eyes rolling, and said: "You are asking the right person, brother is the chairman of the gossip topic discussion group, if this girl is disgusting for no reason, then there must be 100 million!" Once a girl has one, she will have these physiological reactions. ”
Shui Xiaoxing glanced at his big head again and said, "I'm going, how do you know so much!" "I thought to myself, if this big head focused on learning Taoism, it would be great.
The big head reacted surprisingly quickly, and he asked curiously, "What's wrong?" Who's disgusting? Could it be a new moon? ”
"No, I'll just ask, you see I don't understand anything, isn't this learning from you first!" Shui Xiaoxing said.
The big head patted his chest and said, "This is not a problem for my brother, what is Hyosung, what do women don't understand in the future, just ask you Brother Fei," In fact, it's useless to ask, the emotional head is still a girlfriend and has never made a girlfriend.
At this moment, the mobile phone with the big head suddenly rang......
The big head looked at the phone, it was an unfamiliar number, he picked up the phone and asked, "Hey! Who is it? ”
A man's voice came from the other end of the line, and he asked, "Hello! Is it Daochang Zhang? "Listening to that voice, it is estimated that this person must also be middle-aged, about forty years old.
The big head has not received any work on supernatural events recently, and he gradually forgot that he was still an onmyoji, he asked: "What, I'm Daoist Zhang Shaofei, I said you have something to do with me?" ”
"Great, I finally found you, I have heard your name for a long time, so I entrusted my friends to inquire in many ways, today I just got your phone number, it is not easy to find you, since it is Zhang Daochang, I will not be verbose, things are like this, I went back to my hometown a few days ago to worship, but the ancestral tomb was an unbelievable event, the tomb does not know who blew it open, and now only a big hole is left, and there are some scattered coffin planks!"
The big head slapped his throat twice, and then he pretended again, and he shook the words and said, "There is such a strange thing? ”
"Yes, it's really strange, I called the police afterwards, but I didn't find out what the reason was, just said that there may have been wartime mines or ammunition and other things left in this grave, but I can't find out what caused this unexplained explosion, but I don't believe it, if it is caused by thunder or something, there will always be some fire smell left after the explosion, and my ancestral tomb here is not a little fire smell of fire, but what makes me more suspicious is still to come, I think the explosion point was blown out from the inside of the coffin, and the wooden planks of the coffin were broken all over the ground. ”
After listening to the middle-aged man's account, all the suspicious things were written, and the big head said: "What, you are right, I don't think this is an ordinary explosion!" ”
The middle-aged man had a routine, as if he wanted to test the big head, and after listening to the big head's extraordinary words, he said: "Yes, I invited a few Mr. Yin and Yang to come and check, and a few of them did not see any reason, I thought that this matter must not be so simple, so I decided to invite some Taoist to come and check, and then I invited a Taoist to come out of the mountain, he came to check it out, but he said it to me, the long words are amazing, he said, my ancestral immortal may have already become a zombie, But the strength of the zombie is very large, so this is like an explosion, breaking out of the coffin! ”
The big head knew the power of zombies, so he couldn't help but say: "Zombies! ”
The phone signal hesitated for a few seconds, and then heard the middle-aged man say again: "I don't know if what the Taoist said is true or false, this zombie thing has only been seen on TV, and I never thought that this thing would happen in my ancestral grave, if it is really like what the Taoist said, I want to ask Zhang Daochang to come over and help me find my ancestors and rebury it, I don't know what Zhang Daochang thinks?" ”
The big head of the matter was basically aware, and he said, "Why don't you find the mountain master to help you collect the zombie directly." ”
The middle-aged man sighed and said: "I didn't say it, but the Taoist said that he couldn't do anything about it, let me ask Gao Ming in another place, he only said that he could collect ghosts and monsters, and dealing with such a powerful zombie was equivalent to sending him to death in vain, and then he didn't even confiscate the money, so he left in a hurry, Zhang Daochang, if you can help me solve the matter of the ancestral tomb, I am willing to take out 500,000 as a reward, Zhang Daochang, you don't know, my ancestral tomb is built on the mountainside of a dragon vein, here is a treasure of feng shui, But to protect our descendants of the high-ranking officials, please come to help me solve this matter. ”
The big head was holding his mobile phone and asked Shui Xiaoxing, and said: "I said Hyosung, it's alive here, and it was said that it was 500,000 in, and his ancestral tomb was blown up, saying that the ancestral immortal had become a zombie!" ”
At the mention of the word zombie, Shui Xiaoxing was surprised, and he asked in surprise: "Do you want to deal with zombies?" ”
The big head kept the phone away from his mouth and whispered: "Isn't this for 500,000, it's a lot!" Why don't you come with me and have a look? ”
Shui Xiaoxing had no choice, he said, "Hey! I already know about this, I can still not go, whether to give money or not is a trivial matter, if the corpse really becomes a zombie, then it needs to be subdued as soon as possible, so as not to harm the common people, our Ma family has not been the first to get rid of zombies in the past generations! ”
The voice on the other end of the phone was getting louder and louder, and the middle-aged man shouted, "Hey! Feed! Zhang Daochang, are you still listening? ”
The big head hurriedly picked up the phone and said, "Then what am I here, it may have been a bad signal just now," he slapped his throat twice and said: "I already know about this matter, I decided to go out to the mountains to find out, if it is a zombie, it needs to be subdued as soon as possible, and it must not be allowed to harm the common people!" ”
"Zhang Daochang can go out of the mountain, that's great, but my family lives in Shenjiang City, I heard that you are from the north, the road is relatively long, and I will reimburse you for all the plane tickets and fares." The middle-aged man said.
"Okay, I'll call you when I get to Shenjiang, and we'll be in touch when the time comes." Just listening to the good words from the other side, the big head has already hung up the phone.