Chapter 67: No one is better at solving questions than I am
At this moment, the writer sat behind the lectern with a smile and stared ahead, oblivious to the danger he was about to face.
Ding Cheng took in the expression of the questioner, and then lowered his head with a smile.
I wonder if when the results are announced in a while, will the mood of the questioner be as happy as it is now?
Thinking so, Ding Cheng picked up his pen and began to answer nonsense.
In less than a minute, Ding Cheng had already answered the test paper to the last side.
The paper roll made a sound as it flipped, and Yoshiko looked at Ding Cheng in surprise.
?
How did he answer so quickly?
Ding Cheng's face was determined, and his pen was calm. Kako was even more puzzled in her heart.
She panicked.
Could it be that this volume is fine, but I have a problem?
No, no, I'm not really a stupid, am I?
Although everyone around her thinks so, Yoshiko never thinks so.
Kako feels like a smart girl, but she just didn't do the right questions for herself.
Yoshiko fell into deep thought.
In the midst of her thoughts, she revisited the first question.
1+1=?
Option A: 0; Option B: 1; Option C: 3; Option D: 100
……
Yoshiko fell into deep thought.
I really can't choose this question.
But suddenly, a flash of inspiration occurred in Yoshiko's mind, and she remembered what the questioner had said before the exam.
"It's not that there are no right answers, it's just that there is a lack of eyes to find the right answers."
In other words, one of these four options must be the correct answer.
The questioner will not produce a test paper without the correct answer, because it is against the rules.
It's just that the questions on this test paper can't be understood with normal people's thinking.
Although she always scored 0 points in every exam, she also knew that 1+1=2
This is a fact that elementary school students know.
But on this test paper, 2 is avoided, what does this mean? This means that the 1 here is not the Arabic numeral 1, but represents something else.
It may represent a cucumber, a bag of potatoes, or a street punch.
What is 1 street + 1 street beat?
Kako realized.
In an instant, she was like an initiation, like a spring breeze and rain.
She boldly lifted her pencil and solemnly ticked A:0 on the test paper
After choosing, Kako let out a long breath of relief,
It's really you, Kako, you're so smart!
Kako encouraged herself like this in her heart.
Then, with a smile of enlightenment, I began to examine the next question.
The question-maker sits on the lectern and takes in the expressions of the candidates.
Some people close their eyes and ponder, and they don't start writing for a long time, such as Milk Yao; Some people frowned, carefully searching for the mysteries in the test papers, such as Tomie; There are also people who simply show giving up, such as Ellie; There are also people who are confident, have a peaceful expression, and answer seriously, such as Ding Cheng and Jiazi.
The questioner couldn't help but laugh, he was really a daring to come out and a daring to answer.
How can it answer this volume? The first three are normal reactions!
What's going on with the last two people?
If you can answer it, forget it, and you still have a smile on your face.
Is this the election of wisdom, the election of fun?
Absurd!
Ridiculous!
Anyone who writes novels can't make up such a ridiculous scene!
However, Yoshiko's performance was not particularly surprising.
Jiazi's situation has long been heard of by questioners, the famous stupid girl, if she claims to be the second-to-last IQ on the earth, then no one dares to call herself the first, she is such a god who can answer 0 points in the language test.
So it's normal for Kako to have fun answering this kind of question, and it's seriously normal.
Because she's not a normal person, you can't understand her with a normal way of thinking.
The questioner understands.
But the performance of the other person, he didn't understand.
Ding Cheng's IQ should be online, right?
So what's going on with him?
Could it be that this is the legend, those who are close to Zhu are red, those who are close to ink are black, and those who are close to stupid people are wise?
No, Yoshiko's wisdom aura only works on monkeys, and it can't work on Ding Cheng.
Could it be that he was mentally attacked by Wen Qing in a round, but he didn't have a seizure just now?
This explanation is biased towards reasonableness.
The questioner has come to his senses,
looked at Ding Cheng's expression, and felt more sympathetic.
What a handsome guy, his brain is watt, and his life can be said to be half over.
The remaining half is because the appearance can be saved.
Thinking so, the questioner watched Ding Cheng stand up and smile at him.
"Hello questioner, I've finished answering."
Writer: ???
The questioner glanced back at the wall clock on the wall, and the time had just passed for 3 minutes.
???
3 minutes you tell me to finish a paper? Could it be?
If you don't choose randomly, it's possible.
In line with professional ethics, the questioner reminded: "Each candidate only has one chance to answer the question, and if you don't answer 90 points, you can't answer it again, are you sure you want to submit the paper now?" ”
"I'm sure, I think it's perfect." Ding Cheng said.
The questioner nodded, didn't say anything more, and was sure in his heart that Ding Cheng's brain was indeed broken. Let's get ready for the iron cage.
"Okay, then you can give me the roll, and I'll judge it now."
The questioner said so, put Ding Cheng's exam paper on the scanner and put it on the machine,
After 10 seconds, the machine displays the result.
Sure enough, 0 points!
Hehe, poor.
The questioner said regretfully: "Actually, it's 0!" ”
Although he said that he was sorry, in fact, the tone of the questioner was not regretful at all, he looked at Ding Cheng with a smile, but found that Ding Cheng was also looking at him with a smile.
???
The questioner is messy.
What's going on?
It's all 0? Aren't you afraid?
Aren't you afraid?
Hehe, it's really a brain watt.
Then, don't blame my grandson for being unkind.
The questioner raised his arm and roared angrily to the sky: "Cage!" ”
The mechanical track was teleported, and in an instant, the iron cage fell from the sky,
Then cover the questioner tightly.
Writer: ???
Hey, Iron Cage, are you mistaken?
"Please, you're supposed to be the one outside." The questioner pointed to Ding Cheng.
"I'm not mistaken." Ding Cheng said: "You repeat the rules of the iron cage warning. ”
Writer: ???
The rules I make, and I still speak for them?
However, the questioner still said: "Candidates with a judgment result of less than 90 points will be immediately locked up in an iron cage." ”
After saying this, the questioner suddenly understood something.
"Bastard, whose name is written on your test paper???" The questioner grabbed the railing and roared.
"Here's your paper." Ding Cheng said with a smile, and then generously showed the examinee column on the test paper to the questioner.
A neat Sun Qiang.
……
The questioner was shocked.
However, the words that surprised him even more were yet to come.
Ding Cheng took the test paper and said coldly: "I am going to accuse you now of violating the discipline of the examination room, because there is no correct option on this paper you came out." According to Article 119 of the Code of Discipline for the Examination Room, you should be sentenced to death and executed immediately. Now give you 1 minute for your personal statement.
???
The questioner panicked.
Bean-sized sweat dripping from the corners of his forehead.
And at this moment, in the nine-story secret room.
"What an idiot!" Reina slammed the table and roared.
I didn't expect Sun Qiang to be so stupid, came out with a test paper with no correct answer, and shot himself in the foot.
If there is a test paper with no answers, forget it, what 119 articles were made up on the spot, what is this called? Dig a hole for yourself? Gravedigger?
I'm telling you to make it a little more difficult in advance, and as a result, you're going to give me this kind of brother-in-law operation.
Reina was very angry, but his little brother still had to catch it.
So in the three-story examination room, a solemn voice sounded.
"Actually, there is the right choice for this volume. It's just that you can't understand it with ordinary thinking. ”
Reina said.
"It can't be." Ding Cheng questioned: "Where is the right option, you can show me?" ”
???
How do I know what the right option is.
Reina was asked, and she fell into anxiety.
In her anxiety, her eyes fell on Yoshiko's test paper, so she said in surprise:
"The girl with yellow hair and a double ponytail, her answer is the correct answer."
???
Not only Ding Cheng, but everyone on the third floor was shocked.
With yellow hair and a double ponytail, who is she talking about? Could it be Yoshiko?
"Kashiko-san, I answered a full score of 100 points! Congratulations on successfully clearing the third level! ”
Reina said excitedly.
And the people on the third floor were completely shocked, and Kako not only did it right, but also got it all right, 100 points???
"I'd like to see what she wrote?" Ellie pulled through Yoshiko's exam paper and read it aloud.
Question 1: 1+1=? Answer: 0
Question 2: What is the best temperature for humans to take a bathAnswer: 300 degrees Celsius
Question 60: What if you see your roommate hit by a car on the road? Answer: Take a photo immediately and send it to Moments
Ellie:???
What about my three views? Ellie calls out her three views.
Where did her three views of nine-year compulsory education go?
It's doggy!
"Why so shocked? I'll explain it to you. Kako smiled.
"I don't listen! I don't listen! Ellie covered her ears in horror: "It's either something wrong with me, or something wrong with the world." ”
"It's good that you've passed the test." Ding Cheng held Jiazi's hand: "I didn't expect you to be so smart!" ”
"Of course!" Yoshiko proudly said, "There is no one in the world who is better at solving questions than me." ”