Chapter 716: I don't have a friend like you!! (Two chapters in one, ask for a monthly pass)

"I drink??"

Song Xingxue was stunned, and his face became strange.

"Do you really think we are stupid, you said to drink tea to detoxify, there is an extra bowl of tea here...... Hum. ”

A sneer appeared on the eldest sister's face, and her wise eyes seemed to have already understood all the truth.

Seeing this, Song Xingxue's heart was pounding, and his heart felt like it was about to jump to his throat.

Even Ding Xiaoyi, who followed stealthily, couldn't help but feel nervous when he heard the words.

I thought that this giantess's big personality didn't care about these subtle details at all, but I didn't expect that people were sober, and nothing could run away from other people's eyes.

"Big sister, his heart is beating faster!!" The third sister pricked up her ears and heard Song Xingxue's accelerated heartbeat, and couldn't help but praise with a smile: "It's still the eldest sister who is amazing." ”

The eldest sister, who was appreciated by the third sister, was proud.

I just heard her say unhurriedly: "This tea, although I don't know how it came about, there must be something greasy in it, you drink it first and I'll take a look!" ”

In an instant, Song Xingxue had the heart to scold the street: "Ding Xiaoyi, you are a pig teammate!" ”

Just as he stared at the huge ceramic bowl in front of him with an ugly face, it was like a swimming pool.

But he suddenly heard Ding Xiaoyi's voice: "I'll drink!" ”

Hearing the voice, I saw Ding Xiaoyi's figure quietly coming out of the shadows.

"Huh? And one more?? ”

The eldest sister's eyes flashed, and she unceremoniously reached out and grabbed Ding Xiaoyi in the palm of her hand.

"Hehe, I'll just say, there must be two of them."

The eldest sister on the opposite side looked proud, and Ding Xiaoyi said frankly:

"Senior, we are thieves' disciples, we came in just to complete the trial of the master, there is no malice, this tea is originally an antidote, there is no intention to hurt the seniors, if you don't believe me, you will know after a few sips."

As the saying goes, if you are reluctant to let a child trap a wolf.

At this point, I can only give it a go.

If this is the case, they still don't believe it, and they can only run away with Song Xingxue.

"You're quite honest, I like it, every time the thief comes, it's sneaky like you, but it saves trouble."

After the eldest sister finished speaking, she glanced back at Song Xingxue: "Look at others, how honest you are, look at you!" Hypocrisy! ”

The corners of Song Xingxue's mouth twitched when he heard this, and he scolded in his heart: "Bullshit, he's honest? This kid is bad to the bone. ”

Ding Xiaoyi didn't play falsely, climbed to the side of the tea bowl and began to drink.

Swallow it in your mouth.

Suddenly, my intuition was cool and cool, and even the smell of smell dissipated a lot.

After a few sips, he didn't forget to take out a cup and hand it to Song Xingxue on the side: "You can taste it too, it's delicious!" ”

Seeing the tea handed by Ding Xiaoyi, Song Xingxuehu looked at him suspiciously, and after seeing Ding Xiaoyi's sincere eyes, although he was suspicious, he still took two sips.

Not to mention, the taste of this tea is indeed better than he imagined.

The entrance intuition felt that all the internal organs seemed to be cooled down, and the originally depressed mood suddenly improved a lot.

Suddenly, Song Xingxue's heart was even more strange.

Supposedly, this is supposed to be poison, but how can you drink it without any signs of poisoning?

Seeing that both of them drank it, most of the doubts in the eldest sister's heart were immediately dispelled.

nodded, picked up the tea bowl and poured it for the second sister.

It's comparable to a tea bowl in a swimming pool, and the tea in it is enough to kill people, but how much is it for the three sisters? Compared with the water they usually drink, it is just a drop in the bucket.

Although it is three heads, the unique feeling brought by the tea pouring into the abdominal cavity, the three sisters can clearly feel the changes in their bodies.

"Comfortable!" The eldest sister took a deep breath, it seemed that she had not been so comfortable for a long time.

The third sister even snatched the tea bowl, put it to her mouth and licked it, even licked the tea leaves inside, and put it in her mouth to slowly taste it.

Even the second sister felt that her depressed mood had improved a lot.

"Anything else??"

The eldest sister, who hadn't tasted the taste of tea, couldn't help but ask Ding Xiaoyi for help.

"This ......"

Ding Xiaoyi acted as a reason: "The price of this tea is not cheap, can you take out the treasure in exchange!" ”

The eldest sister pursed her lips and suddenly sneered: "You are all in my hands, and you dare to bargain with me?" ”

"You !!"

"Don't think that you are thieves, do you really think that we can't kill you, there have been more thieves killed over the years, and your master didn't tell you when he let you in, after we were caught, the power of life and death was originally determined by us?"

When Ding Xiaoyi and Song Xingxue heard this, they suddenly scolded this dog thief in their hearts.

Seeing the blank eyes of the two, the eldest sister became even more proud: "If you want to blame, blame you for being too stupid, with the cooperation of acquaintance, we are not unable to be accommodating, didn't you say that tea is expensive, how about this gem for you!" ”

The eldest sister casually picked an ordinary gem from the corner of her skirt and threw it to Ding Xiaoyi.

"But!!"

Looking at the gem in his hand full of impurities, he looked unwilling, dared to be angry, and finally took out a bag of tea from his arms and sent it to him.

"Can you release my junior brother from the cage first!"

He threw the tea leaves in the bowl and opened his mouth hoping to release Song Xingxue.

"Humph!" The eldest sister snorted coldly and ignored it.

Seeing this, Ding Xiaoyi suddenly took out two more bags of tea leaves and threw them in the bowl: "No, I'll just give you these few bags!" ”

Seeing the painful appearance on his face, Song Xingxue in the cage silently gave a thumbs up in his heart, thinking: "This kid is really good at acting, I almost believe it!" ”

He didn't know that this pain was definitely not something he pretended.

It's a real pain in the flesh, I really just survived like this, and all of them were ruined by these three sisters, and the next time I wanted to drink, it would be gone.

"Hahahaha, you're still funny!"

The eldest sister untied the cage and let Song Xing learn.

"Remember, you owe me this time." Ding Xiaoyi said to Song Xingxue.

"Doom...... How about I go out and invite you to dinner? ”

"Hehe, it's not uncommon!"

As the two spoke, they saw that the three sisters had already poured hot water into the tea bowl again, which was strange to say, although it was hot water, it turned into cold water in an instant when it fell into the tea bowl.

There was even a hint of chill.

When he saw this, he knew in his heart that there was **, which was the reason why there were too many teas.

"You guys take a sip first!"

The eldest sister still let the two of them drink first as usual, but Ding Xiaoyi didn't care.

It's just that...... Song Xing learns ...... He couldn't help but worry about this guy in his heart, but it was not easy to remind him.

After the two of them drank two glasses, the eldest sister immediately changed her face: "Don't drink it, it's all ours!" ”

Saying that, holding a big bowl and drinking first.

As soon as he drank two sips, he was snatched by the third sister, swallowed it in his mouth, and gave the second sister a little bit at the end.

Ding Xiaoyi thought about it, and while paying attention to Song Xingxue's movements, he saw that his face was already a little red, and he didn't seem to have much movement in addition to this, so he was somewhat relieved.

On the other side, he looked at the three sisters in front of him intently.

I saw that after all the water in the tea bowl was drunk, the three sisters looked happy, and the eldest sister squinted at Ding Xiaoyi, and a cruel smile appeared in her eyes.

Fiercely stretched out his hand and grabbed Ding Xiaoyi's body: "Little brother, I don't think you should leave, you should eat this giant pill!" ”

Compared with the sinister and cunning Song Xingxue, the eldest sister in front of her prefers the honest and reliable Ding Xiaoyi.

Holding the Giant Pill is about to be sent to Ding Xiaoyi's mouth.

Looking at the greasy big hand, Ding Xiaoyi's face darkened, and just as he was about to have a seizure, suddenly a layer of frost appeared on the third sister's face.

"Big sister ~ me...... I ...... cold."

The third sister screamed and couldn't stop shivering, only to see a mouthful of frost spit out of her mouth, and half of her body became stiff at once.

"Third sister!!"

Seeing this, the eldest sister's pupils tightened, and a bad premonition suddenly flashed in her mind: "Poisonous!" ”

In the next second, she looked back at Ding Xiaoyi, but the moment she turned her head, there was a pair of fierce cold lights in her eyes.

"Jin Yao!"

When Ding Xiaoyi raised his hand, he saw that his whole body was shining, and his body seemed to be plated with a layer of gold, reflecting a strong light.

This is the rule of light fused into the power of the five elements, and after the two are combined, at this time, under the strong light, the giantess's palm immediately seems to be torn apart by countless red-hot sharp knives.

The three women in pain screamed in unison, and they couldn't help but let go of their hands.

The eldest sister felt a hot stinging pain in her eyes for a moment, and covered her eyes in pain.

"Do it!"

Ding Xiaoyi had been waiting for this moment for a long time, and when the words fell, the figure jumped up, awakened the power of the theft technique to take things from the air, and as soon as he reached out and grabbed it, he grabbed the small black box hanging from the eldest sister's neck in his hand.

At the same time, Song Xingxue naturally will not miss the opportunity.

The figure turned into a wisp of black shadow, flashed around the neck of the second sister, easily took off the small black box on the neck, and did not forget to kick on the nose of the second sister with a depressed face.

During this time, he was depressed, and at this moment, he shouted out the depression in his heart: "Don't say anything to envy the nonsense that the fish only has seven seconds of memory, the fish's brain is better than yours, and people's memories are long!" ”

At this time, Ding Xiaoyi grabbed his arm: "Don't talk nonsense, the things are in hand, hurry up!" ”

As he spoke, he pulled him and ran out the door.

"Don't want to go!"

The eldest sister's eyes were swollen, and when she opened her eyes, everything she saw was a blurry paste.

But this is her home, and the tables, chairs and benches here are all so familiar as if carved into her bones.

Here, the eldest sister's heart at the moment has long been like the majority of otaku, so that there is a code in the film and an uncensored realm in the heart.

Seeing the direction of the vague shadows of Ding Xiaoyi and Song Xingxue, he knew that he immediately judged the position of the two.

immediately grabbed the pots and pans at hand and threw them at the two of them.

Sensing the sound of breaking wind behind him, he was not allowed to look up, and he could feel the mountain-like cauldron above his head smashing down.

"I'm slot! So accurate?? He cursed in his heart, grabbed Song Xingxue with one hand, and dodged to the side.

Suddenly, "Bang! With a loud sound, the huge iron pot smashed on the ground and the rubble cracked, and the mud and tiles flew sideways.

"Don't try to run!!"

The sound of huge footsteps came from behind him, and I saw the eldest sister controlling the giant body, swooping up like a tank.

may be because the other two heads are not in good shape, so that the eldest sister controls her body and looks extremely stupid, knocking out all the tables, chairs and benches in front of her all the way.

From time to time, he smashed the tables, chairs and benches in front of him, completely blocking the direction of the door.

"You can't run!!"

The eldest sister screamed heartbreakingly.

Ding Xiaoyi's face sank, and he suddenly felt troubled.

At this moment, he suddenly felt something stiffen and lifted his hips violently.

looked back with a strange face, but saw Song Xingxue lying on his back with a red face.

The rosy cheeks, like two ripe apples, were red from the face to the neck, and even the earlobes were like red-hot iron, exuding a hot breath all over the body.

Song Xingxue stared at him with blazing eyes: "Xiao Yi...... Sometimes, I think, you're not as annoying as I think, and even ...... And a little bit cute!"

"Huh!! Fuck off you faggot! Hearing such numb words, Ding Xiaoyi felt that his scalp was tingling, and he raised his leg and kicked Song Xingxue to the ground.

However, after seeing Song Xingxue rolling on the ground, he actually stood up straight, his eyes were bloodshot, and the muscles on his body gradually swelled, and the whole person felt hard.

"No wonder Chubby wants to run!"

Ding Xiaoyi saw that this guy looked like a tiger and a wolf, and his heart suddenly panicked.

Seeing Song Xingxue rushing towards him, he turned around and ran.

"Xiao B! Don't run, we're not enemies, we're friends!! Song Xingxue was in hot pursuit.

He glanced back, and this guy's eyes were full of green light, and he was drooling when he threw it.

Seeing this, he pouted: "Friend? Who TM is your friend, I don't have a friend like you, get out!! ”

At this time, the table above his head was suddenly lifted, and he saw the eldest sister squinting her eyes, looking at the two of them condescendingly, and raising her hands with a hideous face: "Don't any of you want to run!" ”

He slapped him down.

Seeing this, Ding Xiaoyi hurriedly performed a spiritual step, wrapped his body, and slipped out between his huge fingers.

It may be that under the effect of the medicine, Song Xingxue's senses and reactions have been greatly improved, and his figure suddenly turned into a cloud of black smoke to avoid the eldest sister's giant hand long before the giant palm fell.

At the same time, at a breakneck speed, he went straight in his direction.

"Caught up with you, hey, hey, hey......"

Hearing Song Xingxue's excited roar, Ding Xiaoyi's head suddenly became bigger, and at this time, his eyes suddenly noticed that on the ground in front of him, a box was scattered on the ground.

The box was broken into a half-open shape, and if you looked closely, it was Giant Dan's box.

Seeing this, Ding Xiaoyi's heart moved, and he looked back at Song Xingxue, who was chasing more and more closely, and couldn't help but glance at the three sisters with greasy faces.

A tangled look suddenly flashed in his eyes, and he silently said to himself in his heart: "Lao Song, it's not that my brother is not righteous, it's really your idea, my brother can't afford it, I'm a person with a wife, I don't think you should blame me!" ”

Thinking of this, he decisively reached out and grabbed it, used the theft technique to retrieve the object in the air, and took the pill in the box in his hand.

It also happened that at this time, the Songxing scholar had already pounced, and Ding Xiaoyi didn't have time to think about it, so he sent the [Giant Pill] in his hand to his mouth.

At the same time, he decisively activated the stealth technique, rolled with a lazy donkey, and dodged Song Xingxue's pounce

"Boom!"

Song Xingxue, who had lost his mind, hit his head in the corner, and when he looked back, he was missing Ding Xiaoyi.

"Xiao B! Xiao B!! B! Where are you?? ”

Song Xingxue, who had lost his goal, looked confused for a moment, and his heart was extremely anxious, and at this time, a new change suddenly appeared in his body......